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[–]Consequentialist 19 points20 points ago

My dad sat down, said that, then started looking at boats the next day.

We now have a boat.

[–]ImaBlackBelt 7 points8 points ago

idk why but holy shit i laughed for a full minute at that

[–]Kosley[S] 13 points14 points ago

[–]batfiend 0 points1 point ago

Why... Why am I laughing so hard at this?

Are you a witch?

[–]latarian 15 points16 points ago

Fuck you OP.

[–]TeblowTime 6 points7 points ago

I'd wait for the market to pick up, the karma to USD exchange ratio is a little low.

[–]Cozmo23 2 points3 points ago

Yea I am waiting to cash out.

[–]deja-vu-comment 6 points7 points ago

[–]mcartz33 0 points1 point ago

I love bjork.

[–]Demeter_of_New 0 points1 point ago

I've made it twice in the same day. Don't get a boat, get a jet.

[–]thecatdisappeared 2 points3 points ago

Generic angry comment about reposting.

[–]blacksunseven 0 points1 point ago

Make it three after this post.

[–]volcomma5ter 0 points1 point ago

This may just be my favorite meme.

[–]LadyTurtles 0 points1 point ago

I laugh too hard at these pieces of shit.

[–]Aysaar 2 points3 points ago

were they reposts also?

[–]ishkabibbel2000 4 points5 points ago

No.

[–]AbnormalCorpse 2 points3 points ago

were those two post also overused reposts?

[–]Dalek-SEC 1 point2 points ago

A boats a boat but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!

[–]essenceoferlenmeyer 1 point2 points ago

4/5 bears agree with cat

[–]svane 1 point2 points ago

Origin of this photo is a music video where the cat plays a human role

[–]herr0there 1 point2 points ago

*making the front page thrice

FTFY

[–]skizfrenik_syco 1 point2 points ago

we got a boat for my dads midlife crisis

[–]Jerrits 0 points1 point ago

Well I spose when you post reposts then it's pretty damn easy to make the front page twice.

[–]TheWill2Live 1 point2 points ago

We should buy a BAR!

[–]griffmeister 1 point2 points ago

Motherfucker, TRY THREE.

[–]JoCoDeFr 1 point2 points ago

Because now you have more money?

[–]Redskin21ST 0 points1 point ago

Repost, this is my friend's background.

[–]vj88 0 points1 point ago

We should buy a bar

[–]Duraace 0 points1 point ago

Consider retiring.

[–]schattenteufel 1 point2 points ago

The two happiest days in a cat's life:
1. The day he buys a boat
2. The day he sells his boat

[–]jason2li 1 point2 points ago

You just ruined your streak.

[–]Noonelooksatthese 1 point2 points ago

nice repost

[–]lazybeef 1 point2 points ago

Way to cap off such an achievement with such an overly done repost. You just dropped the record breaking cake you were holding. Now go cry

[–]douglasmw 1 point2 points ago

STOP STOP STOP

[–]molliepop351 0 points1 point ago

Twice... TWICE!!!! I HAVE A FUCKING COLD WHILE ON MY PERIOD AND YOU MANGED TO GET THE FRONT PAGE! TWICE! IN A FUCKING WEEK!

[–]ngtstkr 3 points4 points ago

I hit the front page 4 times in one day once. I got the 'Combo Linker' trophy for it. You can have one of my boats.

[–]Consequentialist 1 point2 points ago

Drink a cup of tea and curl up for a movie, please.

[–]zachc123 -2 points-1 points ago

Here's hoping for a third time!

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 0 points1 point ago

Lets not encourage his behavior.

[–]Aishiteruu 0 points1 point ago

I want this picture to be EVERY post on the first page.

[–]mongster2 0 points1 point ago

Don't get greedy now