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Snorlax causin' hella traffic and shit (i.imgur.com)

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[–]DiaperParty 90 points91 points ago

LOL YOU SAID MOTHA FUCKIN THIS IS SO EDGY

[–]Pattawork 27 points28 points ago

Add some ma'fuggin curse words! Shit be fuckin' FUNNY!

[–]livefreeordont 5 points6 points ago

THIS POST IS HELLA EDGY

[–]Scarjaka -3 points-2 points ago

I can understand how this would make sense if it was actually trying to be edgy.

[–]RoboMullet 48 points49 points ago

Next game's:

Pokemon Ghetto and Pokemon Inner Cities! The only starter is a Scraggy.

[–]demerztox94 17 points18 points ago

I'm fine with that I love scraggy he's a nasty little dude.

[–]RoboMullet 13 points14 points ago

I'm also thinking maybe have a Trubbish and a Smoochum as options too.

[–]livefreeordont 4 points5 points ago

lets not forget grimer and koffing to complete the pollution trinity

[–]RoboMullet 6 points7 points ago

I think Grimer/Koffing/Trubbish Fall into the same pollution category. You got Scraggy to be your street tough, and Smoochum to pimp. What are we missing?

[–]Armadylspark 4 points5 points ago

Smoochum is always female though. Not sure if it can be a pimp then.

[–]RoboMullet 5 points6 points ago

No, YOU'RE the pimp XD

[–]Armadylspark 2 points3 points ago

People who live in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones.

[–]RoboMullet 1 point2 points ago

You speak cryptically, sir. Is this about our other conversation?

[–]Armadylspark 0 points1 point ago

Not at all. It's simply the quickest way to end a "No U" before it starts.

[–]Loggapogg 0 points1 point ago

There are female pimps.

[–]Armadylspark 0 points1 point ago

The free dictionary on the definition of pimp;

a man who solicits for a prostitute or brothel and lives off the earnings.

[–]RoboMullet 3 points4 points ago

Pimp...ette?

[–]Armadylspark 1 point2 points ago

Madam. The correct term would be madam.

The hell do I know these things anyway? I've never even been to a brothel.

[–]livefreeordont 0 points1 point ago

slakoth for bums?

[–]chetoflep 0 points1 point ago

"lil dood" FTFY

[–]Armadylspark 4 points5 points ago

And blackglasses. Blackglasses everywhere.

[–]RoboMullet 0 points1 point ago

Instead of Pokemon Contest: Pokemon Rap battles.

[–]joelseph 5 points6 points ago

It's funny because it is shocking! Oh boy.

[–]1nate146 8 points9 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Damwing 16 points17 points ago

jey subtle racism!

[–]vidrok 32 points33 points ago

could that even be called "subtle"?

[–]TheShuckler -5 points-4 points ago

Nigga has never been racist, or else every ghetto person would be racist, oftentimes to themselves, every time they talk about a person ever.

[–]srob101 4 points5 points ago

Never is a pretty heavy word.

[–]TheShuckler -3 points-2 points ago

It's basic logic. "Nigga" is the casual form of "nigger", and anyone being offensive or racist would use the latter term, because it actually has meaning.

[–]srob101 0 points1 point ago

All I'm saying is we should we careful with absolutes like never.

[–]FantastBombast 0 points1 point ago

I show you to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHA7bNggFhs

[–]TheShuckler -3 points-2 points ago

So basically the teacher says that he used a term that the kid used, and the kid says something else, and it gets on the news.

Honestly I can't see this as a valid argument.

[–]Aikidi 0 points1 point ago

That's because you're a dumbass.

[–]Aikidi 0 points1 point ago

Holy fucking context batman!

[–]IAmAbaws 4 points5 points ago

Does anyone know what game this is, and what console I can play it on? Seems legit.

[–]Armadylspark 2 points3 points ago

It's Reality on the universe console. It's quite outdated actually.

[–]Joshua-In-3D 1 point2 points ago

It hasn't had an update since the beginning of time.

[–]IAmAbaws 1 point2 points ago

Heard its glitchy as hell..

[–]nosciencehere 1 point2 points ago

Grand Theft Pokémon

[–]IAmAbaws -1 points0 points ago

With the sex scenes? Aaaand we're now at /r/pokeporn

[–]abrahamisaninja 3 points4 points ago

San Francisco n shit

[–]ThirdToeOnTheLeft 4 points5 points ago

Are we allowed to say that word now? Let me go tell my mother!

[–]ThirdToeOnTheLeft 12 points13 points ago

She was not amused.

[–]D-Speak 2 points3 points ago

Sorry to hear that. Thanks for delivering, though.

[–]VelocityRD -1 points0 points ago

The phrase that got me was "causin' hella traffic n shit."

[–]scrash -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of the Chinese myth dragon YouTube vid

[–]es_aye_em -1 points0 points ago

Next time I'm stuck in traffic or a car that isn't paying attention to the cars moving in front of them, I'm gonna yell "Move! You motha fuckin Snorlax!!"

[–]dancam90 -1 points0 points ago

I actually tried to proceed the text by clicking on it.

[–]joewaffle1 -1 points0 points ago

HES IN THE FUCKIN WAY

[–]ateam36 0 points1 point ago

Shoulda gotten a bike voucher...

[–]theonefighter88 0 points1 point ago

He's in San Francisco! Means I can go catch it.

[–]lompocmatt 0 points1 point ago

I keep pressing a but the text isn't advancing!

[–]Tensuke 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if it's just me, but I didn't even think of racism when I saw this. Yeah, it says 'nigga', talks in ebonics, and Snorlax is typically seen as lazy (black stereotype), but none of that crossed my mind at all. It's just a giant snorlax blocking traffic, using 'edgy' exaggeration of language (motha fuckin snorlax, causin' hella traffic n shit), and I thought it was funny. Not racist at all.

[–]CaityBee 0 points1 point ago

Kind of like when really ignorant people cross the road, and knowingly get slower when walking in front of your car. Usually teenagers or douche-baggy fat people who think that its a disability.

[–]Wallstreetbetatester 0 points1 point ago

THANKS FOR THE UPDATE OLLIE!

[–]NoobisPrime -1 points0 points ago

/r/idreamofjpeg

[–]G-Rob 0 points1 point ago

Ever heard of a sprite? Ever played Pokemon?

[–]avenp 0 points1 point ago

Racism is HILARIOUS. Please keep up what I consider to be God's work.

[–]bonkstick -1 points0 points ago

I really wish that /r/pokemon would back off on the n word...

[–]leavemudkipalone 1 point2 points ago

I really wish that reddit would stop finding things to be offended at.

[–]bonkstick -1 points0 points ago

Finding the use of the n word distasteful is hardly looking for something to be offended about... Besides, I think there's a lot of good pokemon related humor that isn't done at anyone's expense.

[–]myusernamestaken -1 points0 points ago

lmao i love how reddit deems everything as racist. get the fuck over it.

[–]NerdyChris 0 points1 point ago

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