cat problem

ReasonOVERFaith · 2012-10-04T15:54:43+00:00

Take the screen out......really, am I the only one with the logical answer?

rainboweclipse · 2012-10-04T15:48:23+00:00

"CAT in the window, eh? Okay, NOW you're talkin' my language..." ~Charlie Kelly

pingspike · 2012-10-04T16:21:31+00:00

Pour cup of water on cat. Watch problem solve itself.

rothschildRIOT · 2012-10-04T16:07:02+00:00

It was a rescued bonzai kitten, it just wants to feel at home.

tahitiisnotineurope · 2012-10-04T17:28:41+00:00

close the blind. problem solved.

jorsiem · 2012-10-04T15:35:10+00:00

lube, lots of lube

redstarjefe · 2012-10-04T16:51:09+00:00

Relevant

zoolanderx · 2012-10-04T14:58:42+00:00

I hate it when this happens

aulter1688 · 2012-10-04T17:01:55+00:00

How to get karma in /r/funny: Go to /r/4chan and repost all the top images.

daxattacks · 2012-10-04T16:24:37+00:00

this post makes no sense, the cat would have to be between the glass and screen to begin with for this to happen.

davidpm · 2012-10-04T15:01:37+00:00

This breaks the cat.

Takamei1 · 2012-10-04T18:33:33+00:00

Have you tried restarting it?

deanm114 · 2012-10-04T15:37:36+00:00

He can make a nice accent to your room..

applegrumble · 2012-10-04T15:12:54+00:00

Try whale oil.

YourGamesBeOver · 2012-10-04T18:27:49+00:00

In case of reddit, break glass.

ganbatte · 2012-10-04T14:55:36+00:00

totally take a picture of it and post it to the net, that`s wut do. Also, poor cat!

dinostar · 2012-10-04T19:10:56+00:00

What you're going to need is about a dozen more cats

Ronald_Reag · 2012-10-04T17:01:35+00:00

Close the window, get a new cat

deja-vu-comment · 2012-10-04T15:10:09+00:00

Jam another cat into the window.

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phillar93 · 2012-10-04T15:11:27+00:00

Get a dog.

holysocks · 2012-10-04T16:02:39+00:00

you might be able to pop open the sliding window. check the top for any locking mechanism

midnightsnacks · 2012-10-04T16:59:50+00:00

Had to triple look at what I'm looking at lol. I couldnt see a screen and thought the cat was just stuck floating there.

Heablz · 2012-10-04T18:10:17+00:00

This made the front page like a week ago....

bersosavy · 2012-10-04T18:38:34+00:00

What to do: 1) Take picture of stuck cat. 2) Post on Reddit. 3) Enjoy all the karma.

pmcochr · 2012-10-04T16:44:00+00:00

Now that you have the Fly, Spider, and Bird out of the window. Your next move would be to cram a dog in there followed promptly by a Goat, Cow, and Horse...IN THAT ORDER.

Thunderkitkat · 2012-10-04T20:10:03+00:00

Hey everybody! Lets steal shit from 4chan now!

momatt · 2012-10-04T17:55:23+00:00

You dumb mother fucker. Take the screen out. The same way you got it in.

DrumRobC · 2012-10-04T19:28:56+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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shneven · 2012-10-04T17:45:19+00:00

Cats do NOT abide by the laws of nature.

drwoktor · 2012-10-04T17:52:51+00:00

As the most stupid person here I'll admit that I didn't realize the screen was on the window. The only problem I could see was that his cat was impervious to gravity.

Aubrey76 · 2012-10-04T17:53:38+00:00

Just feed and water it every day. Looks Cute there.

theguldengoose · 2012-10-04T18:28:41+00:00

If I've learned anything from Charlie Day it's about cat problems. Tie a string to a different cat, let him go up there and they will wrestle around at which point you will be able to yank the two out on the string.

Anon_RumHam · 2012-10-04T18:31:11+00:00

hey-oh cat in the window, now we're talking my language. Now jam another cat in the window.

21007 · 2012-10-04T18:40:24+00:00

Cat in the window...I know this game

Vinsanity2123 · 2012-10-04T21:15:16+00:00

do what charlie would do.....put another cat in the window

NeroDeHero · 2012-10-05T00:15:12+00:00

The cat is just being a big pussy.

The_Mama · 2012-10-04T15:42:53+00:00

call local pet rescue service and explain the situation, they should send out an officer to free the cat safely.

beardlywoodchop · 2012-10-04T16:43:28+00:00

Put tuna on the windowsill and leave the room.

reenreen628 · 2012-10-04T17:34:00+00:00

This made me cry. My friend and I were laughing at it in class, so much that I began to cry from laughing so hard. And then I felt bad for the cat, so I was just there. In class. Crying about a cat. Oh, btw I'm on a whole bunch of drugs due to my cold.

heartbeat07 · 2012-10-04T17:46:21+00:00

Human. Wat R U Doing. Human. STAHP!

Razorray21 · 2012-10-04T16:55:50+00:00

bullshit, but just pop out the screen.

TraviTheRabbi · 2012-10-04T17:10:23+00:00

99 problems...

dog_in_the_vent · 2012-10-04T17:19:35+00:00

Man, pets can get in the weirdest places.

Dogs_Not_Gods · 2012-10-04T17:21:26+00:00

If he fits, he sits

ItinerantDegenerate · 2012-10-04T17:23:41+00:00

There's only one thing to do - blow a vuvuzela at it

bedoopbop · 2012-10-04T17:24:00+00:00

To release cat, break glass.

mcthreadski · 2012-10-04T17:27:35+00:00

It's a vinyl replacement window. It should have little tabs on the top of the sash that you can use to release the sash and tilt it in. This was designed to be easy to clean from the inside, or in this case get a dumb cat out of a jamb.

devllen05 · 2012-10-04T17:45:34+00:00

Hit him with the hose. He'll get out of there REAL fast.

Artemissister · 2012-10-04T17:47:01+00:00

Back in my day we used to press flowers. And we'd use books, like dictionaries and stuff, with two pieces of glass stacked on a table or something. I just don't understand today's youth.

growlzers · 2012-10-04T17:50:24+00:00

I suppose I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am right now... Especially at the clerk and recorders office

nsh0505 · 2012-10-04T17:59:49+00:00

CATastrophe

Lidocaine · 2012-10-04T18:03:47+00:00

Looks like a textbook Crush syndrome.. Say your farewells and remove the screen when ready. Sorry bro.

naiobesdragon · 2012-10-04T18:07:27+00:00

remove the screen?

emann43 · 2012-10-04T18:10:34+00:00

Plot twist: Op's cat is now 2 dimensional.

Tingle27 · 2012-10-04T18:12:53+00:00

What kind if idiot opens the window when he hears a sound? And leaves the blind down?

OfOnAdventure · 2012-10-04T18:14:17+00:00

If you're having cat problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a cat ain't one

MrTheJackThePerson · 2012-10-04T18:16:07+00:00

Not sure if downvote because repost...

...or upvote because still funny

newSalt- · 2012-10-04T18:18:37+00:00

time to get a new cat

chaylar · 2012-10-04T18:20:19+00:00

if screen doesn't come off take window frame apart, take out glass, remove cat, fix window later. cat first.

OurOwnWars84 · 2012-10-04T18:22:03+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q_iutDSZ4Q

Completesuccesss · 2012-10-04T18:23:00+00:00

Is the window double paned?

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Intrepid00 · 2012-10-04T18:23:49+00:00

Damn the window is gross.

AlyshaandFoxy · 2012-10-04T18:24:38+00:00

the screen would be a lot cheaper to replace than the window... why would breaking the glass be the first option

ThatPolishKid · 2012-10-04T18:32:38+00:00

Take a chain saw and cut the window frame out. That should solve your problem.

music4luv · 2012-10-04T18:35:46+00:00

I laughed hysterically when I thought the cat did it to itself then was like "ooooh" when I found out you did it lol

leicanthrope · 2012-10-04T18:53:44+00:00

I've had those days...

retrobuddha · 2012-10-04T18:57:08+00:00

open some cat food, the cat will find a way

lilaboon · 2012-10-04T18:58:45+00:00

serious lols on this one. thank you.

Apostolate_waitress · 2012-10-04T18:59:24+00:00

Oh man, I love cats.

thankdeezus · 2012-10-04T19:11:51+00:00

Put a tasty treat at the bottom of the window seal and watch him magically find his way out. Cat's are like the fuckin' Houdinis of the domestic pet world.

Dr_Medic345 · 2012-10-04T19:12:35+00:00

You are going to need a second cat.

It is the Charlie way.

mundymund · 2012-10-04T19:17:08+00:00

I just burst out laughing in the middle of my class. Had to show the whole class what I was laughing at. A+

VforVegans · 2012-10-04T19:26:35+00:00

In case of snugglefest, break glass

dltracrn · 2012-10-04T19:28:48+00:00

Except for the part where this window has no blinds. You'd be able to see the cord hanging down.

Jackiedees · 2012-10-04T19:31:54+00:00

Good ol' reposts from 4chan

Hulksterx · 2012-10-04T19:35:10+00:00

DAY 2:cat is starving and I don't know what to do

ghostfacechilla · 2012-10-04T19:36:30+00:00

First thing to do is take a picture.

asull822 · 2012-10-04T19:37:05+00:00

Good job, it took a whole 11 days for this to get re-posted from 4chan onto /r/4chan and then here...

Iorek · 2012-10-04T19:39:49+00:00

Cat stuck in the window eh, now you're talkin my language, I know this game.

x1expert1x · 2012-10-04T19:55:36+00:00

Holy shit dude you are squeezing his diaphram he is unable to breath that could have killed him!!

WhiteMike504 · 2012-10-04T19:56:10+00:00

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!

sveinhal · 2012-10-04T20:13:17+00:00

Norwegian here. What is a blind, and how does these windows work?

Around here windows are usually two or three glass panes, mounted in a frame, and often filled with argon or krypton, and sealed. The window frame can be hinged in an outer frame, to allow it to be opened. The window can then be either open or closed, and there is nowhere a cat can get stuck in there.

jeffpaulgault · 2012-10-04T20:17:22+00:00

Wait, if the window was closed I cant see how opening it would cause the cat to get sucked up into the top.

ibitestringcheese · 2012-10-04T20:24:11+00:00

No string, no blinds, no truth.

The real story is probably more interesting anyway.

gerbil_george · 2012-10-04T20:32:07+00:00

Did he try turning it off and turning it back on again?

MadroxKran · 2012-10-04T20:32:17+00:00

Natural selection at work.

zappa103 · 2012-10-04T20:35:23+00:00

I think you should let Alf handle this......

Brucenotsomighty · 2012-10-04T20:47:23+00:00

Oh, cats u so genius.

TheBeardedChef · 2012-10-04T20:55:07+00:00

Water spray bottle, he will probably react like a Sudowudo, but he'll move

Ops-Salvation · 2012-10-04T21:04:23+00:00

How did he open the window without opening his blinds?

TehKazlehoff · 2012-10-04T21:17:36+00:00

cats between a window and a screen. effing retard should just tear the screen. "DURR BREAK WINDOW OR REMOVE OR RIP SCREEN WHATS MORE LIKLY TO CAUSE NO INJURY.

Some people i swear.

lolowhat · 2012-10-04T21:32:24+00:00

I hope everyone understands just what a insanely retarded option breaking the window would be. If you don't want a sliced open cat that is.

Prothall · 2012-10-04T21:33:21+00:00

Am i the only one that wants to hit this fucking idiot with a big fucking club?

Oh the cats (maybe) in pain, lets take a picture and wait till someone anwsers :D

Fuck those people... take a picture without posting, then save the cat.. damnit

HuzZz · 2012-10-04T21:35:45+00:00

I laughed for a good 2 minutes straight. Great!

haihaidancer · 2012-10-04T22:03:45+00:00

that awkward moment when you`re sitting in a public place laughing your ass off at this and everyone is looking at you like you're a fucking moron

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