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[–]enneads169 440 points441 points ago

Hey man, pass the pretzels!! http://i.imgur.com/Z7yPk.gif

[–]theodrixx 284 points285 points ago

I want to know that man's life story.

[–]I_am_God_seriously 85 points86 points ago

Bear man or something. Documentary is on Youtube I think. He has a wife but doesn't live with her all the time. Instead he lives with bears. He's pretty badass. They're all wild bears he's with. He's had some close encounters but other than that the bears don't fuck with him. He's called Charlie Vandergraw.

Edit: The show is called "Stranger among bears." Video. Also he's not doing this for research. He just likes bears.

[–]vbl 75 points76 points ago

This is the bear guy who didn't die, right?

[–]I_am_God_seriously 133 points134 points ago

Yeah, the other guy is Timothy Treadwell. in fact here's the video of him being mauled to death. NSFW/NSFL.

[–]SusejX 75 points76 points ago

I Should have known better

[–]Mothdrop 21 points22 points ago

Well there is an audio recording of the whole thing. The family don't want it released though. Apparantly you can hear his wife being scalped by the grizzly bear.

[–]shut_your_whore_mouf 20 points21 points ago

Haha thank you I almost watched a man die as I ate my breakfast, instead I enjoyed a good laugh!

[–]burritosandblunts 11 points12 points ago

That dude was fucking insane. I watched that documentary on him. He really really REALLY had some emotional and mental problems. I mean, more power to him for living and dying as he wished, but fuck. He was completely insane. It was difficult to even watch his rantings on that movie for me.

[–]pimpinpolyester 7 points8 points ago

20 Minutes in to Grizzly Man, I was rooting for the bears.

[–]theodrixx 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, I was gonna say, this must be Grizzly Man gone right.

[–]funfungiguy 5 points6 points ago

Correct.

Yet.

[–]Andoo 2 points3 points ago

Yes, but people think it is bad because now they are getting used to humans. I understand both sides and I think he is a badass.

[–]bo87 0 points1 point ago

I hope so because that guy was fucking weird.

[–]ooo0ooo 287 points288 points ago

He gave all his fucks away to charity. Now he has none left to give.

[–]my_fucks_are_missing 66 points67 points ago

I could tell you the whole story in full, if you'd like.

[–]roroapple 19 points20 points ago

It makes me proud that this gif exists

[–]canceryguy 23 points24 points ago

Hey now, you obviously did not give yours to charity, you lost them.

[–]my_fucks_are_missing 24 points25 points ago

...shhhhhh.... let the people believe

[–]PeopleAreStaring 23 points24 points ago

hands a fuck over

There you go lil guy. Don't spend it all in one place.

[–]Yoyo8 6 points7 points ago

And he fucking loves pretzels.

[–]bigsz 11 points12 points ago

Pretty sure there's a show on tv where you can see him as a young paper salesman/bear enthusiast.

[–]Shtruntz 11 points12 points ago

[–]aggatt 4 points5 points ago

wow. That's really cool, but he'll also probably get killed by one of those bears at some point.

[–]NotaMethAddict 48 points49 points ago

I can't tell if that's incredibly brave or stupid, but I respect the hell out of that man for it.

[–]Niqulaz 123 points124 points ago

Well... Smacking the bear across the nose will give it a scare, and put it in a situation it is unfamiliar with. It's better than status quo, which is "being smaller than a bear and holding an object a bear desires".

[–]noisess13000 10 points11 points ago

I'm pretty sure i would give it my food gracefully and make my way out of the woods swiftly

[–]_supernovasky_ 29 points30 points ago

He would keep following you thinking you were a source of lots more food...

And that's when you realize you are!

[–]Niqulaz 11 points12 points ago

The thing is, after it has eaten what you held in your hand, it will still be curious whether there's still anything interesting in your hand, or maybe in your pockets, in your backpack, or anywhere else that smells like food.

Also, bears moves faster than humans.

Disclaimer: I'm not saying that you should start swatting wild animals across the nose to assert dominance. I'm just saying that there's a good chance you'll get mauled a little bit, so at least make it worth it.

[–]noisess13000 6 points7 points ago

Ok i change my answer. I give it the food in my hand, throw my back pack to it then roll into the fetal position and try not to cry.

[–]Teovald 62 points63 points ago

Actually this guy dedicated his life to studying bears and know exactly how to behave around them. there are many gifs of him bitch-slapping bears. I have forgotten his name sadly.

[–]coasterd 69 points70 points ago

there are many gifs of him bitch-slapping bears.

gifs of him bitch-slapping bears.

bitch-slapping bears.

[–]BryanBeast13 16 points17 points ago

I want to learn how to bitchslap bears

[–]C-4 2 points3 points ago

He be slapping bears bitch

[–]SwellJoe 1 point2 points ago

bitch-slapping bears.

This is the name of my new homocore band.

[–]PSIStarstormOmega 2 points3 points ago

Lost it, and a don't think I'm going to find it again.

[–]corn_n_potatoes 17 points18 points ago

This guy is my hero EDIT: added an extra bracket

[–]V_for_Virginity 8 points9 points ago

That happened to me when I tried to grab a boob.

[–]phukunewb 3 points4 points ago

Wow. I would have given him the pretzels and slid away on the puddle of urine I just deposited.

[–]GnubbZ 86 points87 points ago

This is exactly how I fight sober.

[–]squiremarcus 40 points41 points ago

miss a bunch of punches then run and hide before they can retaliate?

[–]GnubbZ 49 points50 points ago

Precisely - It works even better if they have their back to me also.

[–]Farisr9k 21 points22 points ago

The bear faired better than me because he didn't cry at the end.

[–]SinisterKid 305 points306 points ago

I like how he touches the tree afterwards.
"Safe zone bitch! You can't get me'"

[–]JohnScribbles 128 points129 points ago

It's a legitimate strategy.

[–]VALIDATE_ME_REDDIT 112 points113 points ago

I think I'm done pretending I understand 4chan...

[–]Schroedingers_gif 197 points198 points ago

[–]cheapdrinks 31 points32 points ago

Should x-post to /r/lifeprotips

[–]CarlFromAccounting 25 points26 points ago

[–]Metamorphism 98 points99 points ago

[–]EnaBoC 13 points14 points ago

Seems accurate.

[–]QuoteOfTheHour 12 points13 points ago

That's not Descartes...it's Voltaire.

[–]RyanOnymous 7 points8 points ago

“The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be sure of their authenticity.”

~ Abraham Lincoln

[–]jeffAA 3 points4 points ago

Can't remember the last time I laughed hard enough with myself to bring tears to my eyes.

[–]kingwi11 48 points49 points ago

Bears actually do get drunk in the wild. They go after apples that have fermented and get "buzzed" off of them.

[–]midvote 12 points13 points ago

Slovakia warns of tipsy bears

Edit: changed from mobile link.

[–]noisess13000 4 points5 points ago

They are all drunk fucking one another doubling there population. Sounds great.

[–]TL-PuLSe 5 points6 points ago

How many slightly fermented apples would it take to buzz something with the body mass of a bear?

[–]kingwi11 2 points3 points ago

midvote posted more information about it. Also they eat a lot of them, not just one.

[–]cuddlyogre 55 points56 points ago

I love watching animals play. Makes me feel like deep down we really are all related somehow.

[–]mang87 53 points54 points ago

Especially animals that are fucking deadly as hell, like tigers or bears. Oh man, bears do so much cool shit, like waving or sitting on old couches. We really need to domesticate these sons a bitches so I can play with one.

[–]nsdhanoa 15 points16 points ago

I, for one, welcome our new kung fu bear overlords

[–]Coenn 5 points6 points ago

[–]soup2nuts 6 points7 points ago

Damn you, I have too much work to do today!

[–]Viviparous 3 points4 points ago

It looks like me trying to dance sober

[–]WrethZ 6 points7 points ago

Haha, we genuinely are really all related. It's called evolution

[–]cuddlyogre 15 points16 points ago

I mean more like family with similar quirks, not cousins that share the same eyebrows.

[–]Jeepersca 5 points6 points ago

If they share the same eyebrows I think that means they're cojoined twins, not cousins.

[–]Hero_Sandwich 98 points99 points ago

Debate footage.

[–]DrunkenBlackBear 19 points20 points ago

Fuck, embarassing, I didn't know anyone videotaped this.

[–]RogerTheDowner 15 points16 points ago

That bear is not drunk. He's just covered in bees.

[–]SleweD 2 points3 points ago

I like my bears how I like my coffee.

[–]thenshesays 2 points3 points ago

[–]Viperwolfs 73 points74 points ago

I'm so glad you didn't say "Go home bear, you are drunk."

[–]slatterboy 19 points20 points ago

This gif is currently top of /r/gifs with that exact title

[–]SM0K3SCR33N 12 points13 points ago

and if you look at the time it was on /r/gifs first

[–]slatterboy 12 points13 points ago

That's bad, op should have at least said it was a x-post

[–]Dick_Serious 32 points33 points ago

I'm sure it will be reposted with that.

EDIT - ha! 2min after posting that comment I see this on the front page. Reddit is so damn predictable.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/10xnjw/bear_go_home_you_are_drunk/

EDIT2 - it has been pointed out to me that this pots is actually the repost. I'm really so very sorry to offend so many people with this oversight. Hopefully I'll be able to move on from this incredible blunder somehow.

[–]Uni_Boober 18 points19 points ago

This is the repost isn't it?

[–]SM0K3SCR33N 7 points8 points ago

yes, some people don't appear to know how to read the time-stamps

[–]wazli 4 points5 points ago

That one was posted on /r/gifs 1 hour before this guy posted it here.

[–]jblade 56 points57 points ago

You literally just took this from /r/gifs and reposted it to /r/funny

[–]Hey_Fah_Q 19 points20 points ago

Damn right he did. I usually don't mind re-posts but this was under 4 minutes...

[–]BryanBeast13 11 points12 points ago

But with a better title... I think

[–]Happybara 20 points21 points ago

My brain made up a noise for the bear...

That noise was hilarious...

[–]tcallanan87 13 points14 points ago

"We're out of toilet paper"

[–]Melbell1992 10 points11 points ago

Don't know if it's you or the other person, but having two of the same fucking post on the front page is not cool. STOP REPOSTING!

[–]Hey_Fah_Q 12 points13 points ago

Re-posted in under 5 minutes with a shitty new title. Impressive.

[–]joeykittens 5 points6 points ago

I think someone should post this again, but add a word or two to the title.

[–]enneads169 10 points11 points ago

His momma told him to stop hanging out with those bad egg chimpanzees. . . http://i.imgur.com/UCzDu.gif

[–]TylerKeys 2 points3 points ago

[–]Hey_Fah_Q 5 points6 points ago

The other one. OP posted this 4 minutes after.

[–]Come_bearing_gifs 3 points4 points ago

coming home after a long night at the bar

[–]RemmyQEinstein 2 points3 points ago

BEES! BEES! oh god not the bees!

[–]KookyGuy 2 points3 points ago

Best defense in a fight is to pretend you're crazy. Nobody wants to fight a crazy person.

[–]LodossEater 1 point2 points ago

I believe that this is what they refer to as "Come at me bro!"

[–]QuinnyBoy99 0 points1 point ago

Watch out, we got a badass over here.

[–]AmpleWarning 2 points3 points ago

That's really weird. Normally he's more of a happy drunk.

[–]WoodzEX 1 point2 points ago

[–]Uluvmylean -1 points0 points ago

Go home drunk, you're bear.

[–]samanthasimmons20 0 points1 point ago

I rarely laugh out loud at things on here, but you managed to get me to- thanks for this!

[–]Lt_Gen_Hospital -1 points0 points ago

He went on to start another fight... video

[–]silver_pear 1 point2 points ago

Don't make me swing on you, bro!

[–]munky_quack 0 points1 point ago

Wonder if he got into some fermented honey or just raided a campsite.

[–]I_Too_Drunk_For_this 0 points1 point ago

I know how he feels.

[–]LaszloK 0 points1 point ago

"I've made a huge mistake"

[–]another-work-acct 1 point2 points ago

Drunk? Looks like a Bollywood movie to me.

[–]andiemac27 0 points1 point ago

he played the crazy card

[–]Invocandum 1 point2 points ago

I can't figure out if people on reddit repost every gif from jj.am or vice-versa.

[–]stack_cats 0 points1 point ago

Lookout boy, I'm crazy, I'mma kill you!! Hold me back, Hold me back!

[–]Hot-Gothics 0 points1 point ago

That other bear is like "dafuq, Larry...?"

[–]mb86 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a kitten and a bear swapped bodies.

... I smell a sitcom!

[–]radixius 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, Bear is drunk. How can this be?!

[–]I_Should_B_Working 1 point2 points ago

Don't hit me, ill hit me. I'm crazy.

[–]Sam_Jam_Goose 1 point2 points ago

COME AT ME BEAR!

[–]j-dawg-94 1 point2 points ago

I don't like it when two of the same post are on my front page, DOWNVOTE THIS TO OBLIVION. (First posting)

[–]loschuk 0 points1 point ago

You still think you could out run that bear?

[–]ryanstsuckface 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate you posting this with a descriptive title, as opposed to saying "How I react when a guy hits on my girlfriend" or some bullshit

[–]AJam 0 points1 point ago

bear knuckle boxing

[–]gregorynice 0 points1 point ago

/r/gifs subscribers, unite- boo this man!

[–]Apathetic_Superhero 0 points1 point ago

I can't work out which one of these two are re-posts so you're both getting a downvote. Blanket punishment

[–]BSDC 1 point2 points ago

Sort of reminds me of Charlie: http://i.imgur.com/zU34c.gif

[–]CarlFromAccounting 0 points1 point ago

This was posted two hours ago in /r/gifs by another user.

[–]asimovfan1 0 points1 point ago

"RAAARG I HATE YOU I HATE YOU but i love this tree..."

[–]AL_E_P 0 points1 point ago

notice the beartender in the back watches patiently

[–]Ziggystarfire 0 points1 point ago

When does the drunk bear try to fuck his friend?

[–]Barclayor 0 points1 point ago

the bear and the beard

[–]allthejuice 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much how every fight i have ever been in has gone down

[–]paragoomba 0 points1 point ago

Seriously man, repost much?

[–]Desslochbro 1 point2 points ago

[–]GnarlyEmu 0 points1 point ago

I just imagine something heavy playing like gallows or black flag, and that bear is just throwing down.

[–]akbdayruiner 0 points1 point ago

Break.com did it first.

[–]markanthoney 0 points1 point ago

What a funny video

[–]50209253574279012736 0 points1 point ago

It's like watching a fight scene in sherlock holmes.

[–]gween7878 0 points1 point ago

The other bear has the rune of the shadow, which gives +1200 to evasion.

[–]turdfergusonitsfunny 0 points1 point ago

That'll show him!

[–]ibeatitonhard 0 points1 point ago

Really? #2 post on Reddit, with a caption like "Drunk bear"? Man, Reddit, we live in different worlds...

[–]Schneehopli 0 points1 point ago

I give it 2 days before that bear is swinging a lightsaber

[–]Schneehopli 0 points1 point ago

I give it 2 days before that bear is swinging a lightsaber

[–]snowtires 0 points1 point ago

come at me, other bear

[–]Nocturne501 1 point2 points ago

Reposting asshole. Give credit where its due.

[–]Fenix_VI 0 points1 point ago

Well this is awkward.

[–]electricmaster23 0 points1 point ago

Coward bear.

[–]Amuseable 0 points1 point ago

I see this AND the post on /gif on the front page at the same time. Bollocks.

[–]drunkopossum 0 points1 point ago

I think he's my cousin...

[–]Ss0612 0 points1 point ago

I didn't realize that Obama and Romney are drunk bears

[–]AndrewBGM 0 points1 point ago

You reposted this 3 minutes after is was posted in /r/gifs and both made the front page? Bravo.

[–]c1namber -1 points0 points ago

The other bear, "Hey what's up? Whoo whoo whoo, dude go home you're drunk"

[–]massaikosis 0 points1 point ago

aww he wants to play

[–]Bootaystanken 0 points1 point ago

Movin' like bernie

[–]avis4030 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the presidential debates last night.

[–]jasonelvis 0 points1 point ago

Humbledrum!

[–]cgs626 0 points1 point ago

Having never been in a fight, this is what I imagine it to look like once that day eventually arrives.

[–]davrone 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a typical night in Silverlake...

[–]Thebleachingdude 0 points1 point ago

Bear learned the art of drunken boxing.

[–]Sharain 0 points1 point ago

Here, hold my bear. I got this!

[–]GrumpyBumface 0 points1 point ago

I love how the other bear is like "woah man, I don't want any trouble."

[–]SummerDays 0 points1 point ago

It's not drunk, it's just russian

[–]macroswitch 0 points1 point ago

DAMN NATURE, YOU TIPSY!

[–]LoriStrode 0 points1 point ago

looks like my kids lol

[–]OhTen40oZ 0 points1 point ago

Looks like hardcore kids.

[–]heimdal77 0 points1 point ago

Some animals will eat certain berries and plants to get drunk at times. I remember a specific thing about these monkeys that would eat a fermented fruit and get so drunk on they would be falling out of the trees.

[–]AnonymousRitz 0 points1 point ago

This is the greatest gif I've ever seen haha

[–]alchemisttruth 0 points1 point ago

I just texted this link to a friend. And then intended on texting the sentence "Cuddly Drunk Bear" to him as well.

I sent the sentence to one of my subordinates at work instead. oops

[–]42WalabyWay 0 points1 point ago

Read this as "drink beer". Confused.

[–]Gufnork 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one seeing Nerd Rage: Bear Style? Sting like a bee, run for cover like a butterfly!

[–]bestmmaren -1 points0 points ago

Go home.

[–]profssor 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I wish that once a day I could give two upvotes. This gif made me laugh so hard that it is one of those times. Thanks.

[–]jamspencer 1 point2 points ago

"Come at me bro come at me...ahhhh don't hurt me"

[–]saktiDC 0 points1 point ago

'Aw fuckit, I'm gonna go hide behind this tree'

[–]FRIZBIZ 0 points1 point ago

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 0 points1 point ago

I feel like the bear was maybe trying out some new dance move then immediately realized he was rejected and ran behind the tree in shame

[–]jezzey 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this all day

[–]RyanoRhino 0 points1 point ago

Oh bun,k you drear, ge homee youare drank.

[–]Nitzi 0 points1 point ago

Bears are fucking cowards

I was with my Grand Uncle hunting (He was about 80 Years old at this time)

It was close to the romanian border, we were hunting wild boars, he taught me to ignore a bear

Later a bear charged us, we just stood there, looking at him, I am sure he was 2 meters high, about 5 meters away from us he stopped and ran away

[–]gattofila 0 points1 point ago

Hazing to get into the bear fraternity. :/

[–]MaxWhiteHat -1 points0 points ago

Please rename "r/funny" to "r/gifsreposts" k thanks

[–]ajnuuw 1 point2 points ago

"Come at me bro"

[–]Abraham4747 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]Pussypants 0 points1 point ago

Nah he's just dragon claw rushing

[–]i-hear-banjos 0 points1 point ago

Looks a kid working up the nerve to fight a bully, but flailing miserably.

[–]didntVoteObama 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not naming this, "Go home bear, you're drunk."

[–]biggerthanhiphop 0 points1 point ago

Ah, how similar the bear is to my college roommate...

[–]szabl 0 points1 point ago

this is exactly how my dogs fight

[–]THINKSITSACAT 0 points1 point ago

Go home cat, you're drunk.

[–]shootznskores -1 points0 points ago

go home bear, you're drunk

[–]PureEnglishBeef 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else hear serious kung-fu sounds in their head whilst watching this?

[–]firinmylazah 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist; it's actually Matt Damon in a bear costume.

[–]Kesby 0 points1 point ago

so you reposted this in less than an hour and it got 2.2k more upvotes? sheesh reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/10xnjw/bear_go_home_you_are_drunk/

[–]ZetsubouZolo 0 points1 point ago

Someone subtitle this please along the lines of:

"What's that huh? Want some of this bro? And this adn that and this and that. Oh fuck oh shit shit shit he got up run away run away run away. We're cool bro We're cool."

[–]pattydoom 0 points1 point ago

Go home, bear. You're Drunk.

[–]housesspeak 0 points1 point ago

why are there so many down votes?

[–]DebacleRoberts 0 points1 point ago

Today the front page was pretty decent. I'm marking the occasion.

[–]DOWNFALLofUSall 0 points1 point ago

Bitch better have my honey!!

[–]aaronschool2 0 points1 point ago

Go home bear, you are drunk.