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when a family member calls minutes after starting to watch a porno (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mightyenano 85 points86 points ago

All you need to do is take it down to first gear.

[–]maddav 48 points49 points ago

I should be disgusted, but I've been there.

[–]JurassicParkerr 6 points7 points ago

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/4/26/mw5QYS4WYkyToqOG56N_Qw2.png

[–]IchooseYou 40 points41 points ago

Not everything needs to be communicated via memes

[–]DudeWithTheNose 19 points20 points ago

image macros*

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi 6 points7 points ago

This image macro is a meme.

[–]DudeWithTheNose 0 points1 point ago

indeed it is. But don't think /u/IchooseYou knew that.

[–]zublits 0 points1 point ago

Calling image macros memes is a meme. A pretty popular one at that.

[–]DudeWithTheNose 0 points1 point ago

I think your definition of the word meme is a little flawed. I know what you mean though.

[–]zublits 1 point2 points ago

"A meme ( /ˈmiːm/; meem)[1] is "an idea, behavior or style that spreads from person to person within a culture."

Pretty close to exactly that.

[–]DudeWithTheNose 1 point2 points ago

I think my definition of the word is slightly flawed.

[–]zublits 1 point2 points ago

The more you know!

[–]JurassicParkerr 4 points5 points ago

It just reminded me of it and felt relevant.

[–]mightyenano 6 points7 points ago

I'm pretty sure I got that idea from that image macro anyway, so it's pretty relevant.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 1 point2 points ago

The show must go on.

[–]jackbutler1000 42 points43 points ago

You watch porn videos for more than 2 minutes?

[–]mikek3 5 points6 points ago

Seriously... it usually takes the machine 10 seconds to pick up.

[–]Guy_with_an_opinion 20 points21 points ago

A more realistic version of the movie would've shown Tom Hanks with a massive right forearm. Four years alone?

[–]inoticedyouhave 48 points49 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/YI8cs.jpg This dude could squeeze cum from a rock

[–]freakball 16 points17 points ago

giggity

[–]aetheos 2 points3 points ago

Is there some sort of strategy for arm wrestlers to only strengthen one arm? You'd think he might as well work out both of them, unless he really wants that "I'm either a professional arm wrestler or I masturbate a lot" look.

[–]Dragday 6 points7 points ago

I think he worked out only one arm so he could fit in "light weight" class and win easily. (I read it when this pictures was posted on reddit )

[–]YourACoolGuy 2 points3 points ago

Wow, just think if he actually applied that much work to his whole body, that guy would be built.

[–]Beardoski 1 point2 points ago

It was said that he does some body building...but still...that doesnt really fix the fact that his right is significantly bigger than his left...lol

[–]mrmoncriefman 0 points1 point ago

This guy has a dis-figuration. I can't remember where I read it, but it said he had a disease which made one arm massively stronger than the other.

[–]Cherrytop 1 point2 points ago

That's not real!

[–]Beardoski 5 points6 points ago

Crazy thing is...it is! He's a professional arm wrestler named Matthias Schlitte

[–]Cherrytop 4 points5 points ago

That's so freaky!!! How did it get THAT big??? It's so much bigger than the other one!

[–]SC_Hypnotize 1 point2 points ago

It's a genetic disorder.

[–]Beardoski 1 point2 points ago

He started when he was 16...hes like 25 now...so yeah...thats how...lol

[–]Dazbme 3 points4 points ago

But it is real, look up "Matthias Schlitte", he's a German arm wrestler.

[–]_odie 4 points5 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72nrFIgFNB4 had to

[–]eGORapTure 3 points4 points ago

http://youtu.be/bVNlaoXLAtI This was in related videos... I died of laughter.

[–]2abyssinians 3 points4 points ago

Do you think those are water balloons?

[–]eGORapTure 3 points4 points ago

Lol of course they are water balloons lol.

[–]FokJulleNaaiers 2 points3 points ago

I'd imagine it becoming difficult to find things to fap to

[–]jellybonez 12 points13 points ago

What? You can't yak and smack? Amateur.

[–]BDaught 11 points12 points ago

when a family member walks in minutes after starting to watch a porno

[–]aoeu00 13 points14 points ago

when a family member joins in minutes after starting to watch a porno

[–]rubes114 6 points7 points ago

Is it any different for non-family members?

[–]CupcakesAtWork 1 point2 points ago

I don't know about your family dynamic, but at least personally, yes.

[–]RyanOver9000 4 points5 points ago

You finish right?

[–]MoogyOne 5 points6 points ago

You make it sound like you put actual thought into watching porn, like you go to a private little den, fire up the big screen and boot up the goods.

[–]mrmoncriefman 0 points1 point ago

You don't?

[–]MoogyOne 0 points1 point ago

Only for the first couple of faps of the day, after that it's more casual, just some scented candles and finger food.

[–]Colperc 1 point2 points ago

Fucking hilarious

[–]derping 3 points4 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/OfLgI.gif

[–]velocity92c 0 points1 point ago

I don't know that I've ever watched a porno longer than a minute. Much less minutes. Props.

[–]Sugreev2001 0 points1 point ago

That is seriously the funniest gif image ever.It's uses are infinite,I can just see all the reposts now.

[–]HiImTed 0 points1 point ago

sort of related www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPSRW45Obv0

[–]Dreed513 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too much at this, best thing I can relate too in a while.

[–]sneakstuh 0 points1 point ago

fucking truth

[–]M3cha 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ. I was watching that last night and thought someone should make a gif out of that shot.

[–]virusoflife 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit! I just lost it at work...again! Thanks for the laugh OP!

[–]doob22 0 points1 point ago

Laughed so hard

[–]Forty4Two2 0 points1 point ago

Fixed

[–]Lithandrill -4 points-3 points ago

Who the fuck says "porno" anymore?

[–]TARDISeses 2 points3 points ago

People responding to others saying the word "porno"?

[–]Lithandrill 1 point2 points ago

Touche.

[–]Brudus -3 points-2 points ago

Except if it's that really hot cousin.

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[–]Partheus 2 points3 points ago

And you better stay there

[–]Dapeach75 -4 points-3 points ago

I lolled...

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