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[–]GIMME_BANANA 154 points155 points ago

When I was about 12, some "friend" decided it would be funny if he slapped my bicycle steering while I was riding with no hands. I was really pissed at him and thought he was a total cunt.

I got bruised up pretty bad from the fall, but nothing terrible. About 10 minutes later I did the same thing back to him, his fall wasn't as bad as mine but he got REALLY pissed, yelling at me to the point where I just lost it and clocked him right in the chicklets...Stopped hanging out with him after that. It's 22 years later and I regret nothing, I still think he was a little douche.

TL;DR: don't be a little douche. OP's gif is definitely a little douche.

[–]Shamwow22 57 points58 points ago

I've noticed that, actually: People who lack empathy for others tend to get entertainment out of hurting people emotionally or physically, but if someone says or does something to them, they have absolutely no tolerance for it and will get very hurt and angry.

"My feelings are a lot more important than yours. You should know better than that."

[–]MacGuyverism 26 points27 points ago

I read that last line in Cartman's voice.

[–]Intelligicity 8 points9 points ago

I just lost it and clocked him right in the chicklets

I got a good laugh outta that right up until I realized you talking about his teeth and not his sack. At least I think you were talking about his teeth.

I literally stopped mid-laugh and let out a "Uggh-oggh!"

I have a thing about teeth.

[–]GIMME_BANANA 5 points6 points ago

for those who are confused:

chicklets = http://imgur.com/6LxBe

[–]RogerTheDowner 325 points326 points ago

That's the worst friend a guy can have, bar none.

[–]calicojones 462 points463 points ago

bar: one.

..human: zero.

[–]soulctcher 34 points35 points ago

Oh, I'd say there was bar quite a bit.

[–]zakestabber 61 points62 points ago

"Nah bro, it's fine. You'll save money on condoms now!"

[–]andos_ 22 points23 points ago

"Also you will never have to pay out child support when you inevitably divorce that girl of yours!"

[–]scruffy01 471 points472 points ago

What fucking dumbass would think that is a good idea. Then sit there and giggle as he ruins the other person's ability to reproduce.

[–]LincolnSt 260 points261 points ago

I had a 'friend' in high school that shot me in the nuts with a paintball gun on purpose. At that age you should always wear a cup. Immature guys are assholes.

[–]Bedeone 116 points117 points ago

God damn it Butters, you don't shoot a guy in the dick!

[–]ctusk423 110 points111 points ago

My "friend" put an air soft gun(CO2 powered) to my head and cocked it back. I kept screaming at him that it was loaded but he thought I was lying. He shot me right in the temple with it. After, when I was writhing on the ground in pain and bleeding he was on the ground laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. I held his hand down and shot his thumb with it. He ended up losing his thumbnail and after that we didn't really talk. Why are young kids so stupid?

[–]mshab356 70 points71 points ago

What the fuck was your friend thinking? Is he mentally ill?

[–]ctusk423 60 points61 points ago

He was the biggest retard I ever had the displeasure of encountering in. He would always do dumb stuff like that. He came from a family who liked to hunt and own guns too so you think he would have had a little bit more common sense. He once pointed a real (unloaded) .22 at me. And refused to apologize because "it wasn't loaded don't be a pussy". Idk why I was friends with him. Maybe I'm the dumb one for ever befriending him.

[–]sloppyjoes7 33 points34 points ago

He once pointed a real (unloaded) .22 at me. And refused to apologize because "it wasn't loaded don't be a pussy".

Growing up as a hunter, I was taught that the gun is always loaded. Always. Whether someone told you it's unloaded, or whether you unloaded it yourself, it doesn't matter. It's loaded.

[–]BeMoreCareful 11 points12 points ago

Growing up as a hunter

Hunter is not synonymous with responsible. There are retarded hunters all over the damn place.

You are responsible and mature and, no doubt, raised by the same. You are both fortunate and a good member of society, but it wasn't automatic.

Thank you for being responsible.

[–]davey_darling 28 points29 points ago

He could have killed you.

[–]hellohaley -1 points0 points ago

I can't help but feel you must gave beena really lonely or approval cracking kid to put up with this shit. At that point you can't even blame the guy because he's clearly batshit crazy and not in any kind of control over himself, and has no ability to evaluate his actions. But you were a (somewhat) clearly thinking human and you continued to choose to hang out with him. And I would have shot him somewhere much worse than the thumb for that. An eye for an eye.

[–]kintu 5 points6 points ago

You should have shot some more..fucking idiot!!

[–]Deradius 19 points20 points ago

"Son, you're growing up now. Your body is changing. It's time we had a talk.

You're going to need to wear this for the next seven years or so when you're out in public. Never let your guard down. Be ever vigilant. We're all counting on you."

[–]WouldYouKindly69 115 points116 points ago

twist - Commenter is a squirrel...

[–]austron 143 points144 points ago

[–]REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 31 points32 points ago

Because his name is LincolnSt! Clever girl...

[–]juliusaurus 6 points7 points ago

Simpsons always has us covered.

[–]squirrelballs 5 points6 points ago

oh oh...

[–]meangrampa 4 points5 points ago

Did you throw him down the stairs later?

[–]dudeguy2 11 points12 points ago

I had a friend underhand punch me square in the nuts as hard as he could for no reason other than being a hyper little twat. In MY FUCKING HOUSE.

[–]dean16 6 points7 points ago

I hope you punched him in the throat.

[–]dudeguy2 11 points12 points ago

Nope..Couldn't do anything but curl up in a ball and writhe in pain. I was just like, call your fucking mom, and never come back here.

[–]Xavs42 95 points96 points ago

It's called "the Imp of the Perverse", and I thought everybody had those occasionally. An action just pops into your head, the worst possible thing you could do. You don't necessarily do it, but you just kinda picture it play out in your mind.

The only difference here is that the opportunity was just SO GOOD, that the guy had to follow through.

[–]Aesthete 52 points53 points ago

In "Fóstbræðra saga", one of Iceland's oldest sagas, Þorgeir slays a man. When asked why he had slain him Þorgeir says:

"Eigi hafði hann nokkurar sakar til móts við mig en hitt var satt að eg mátti eigi við bindast er hann stóð svo vel til höggsins."

Which translates to "I didn't have any issues with him, but on the other hand he was so hittable I couldn't help myself."

That scene has even found it's its way into Icelandic as the phrase "að liggja vel við höggi". To be momentarily vulnerable and have that vulnerability exploited.

[–]rrcjab 25 points26 points ago

Fucking Icelanders always jumping into the conversation.

[–]Aesthete 45 points46 points ago

We're the greatest at everything per capita!

[–]bla2 33 points34 points ago

This comment was upvoted by the entire population of Iceland.

[–]njstein 10 points11 points ago

All 5 of you?

[–]revolvingdoor 4 points5 points ago

Well, you do have gnomes that help with everything.

[–]meangrampa 3 points4 points ago

It's ok though because they do shit like this. http://youtu.be/ggFgiNeVJKY

[–]dlink 6 points7 points ago

Can we get an english phonetic translastion of that last phrase?

[–]He_Ma_Vi 9 points10 points ago

Athena-eth = að. Pronounce only the first part of athena but exactly as you say it when you say athena as a whole.

ligg = Pronounce lick quite slowly and reduce the 'k' sound. Then add a 'ge-ya'. (Lick-ge-ya)

Vel = Oo-wel but reduce the o.

Við = With. Almost identically pronounced although we have a hard ending not a hard start.

Höggi = Say hug like you're angry and then add an i ending. "Hug-i"

[–]downvotesmakemehard 1 point2 points ago

ITS

[–]BeMoreCareful 10 points11 points ago

You sir are neither a white knight or on a high horse and have no business in this thread.

Good day!

[–]gamfreak 13 points14 points ago

nor

[–]Vsx 4 points5 points ago

It's also important to note that he was probably trying to kick him into the bushes, the nutshot could have been an unforeseen consequence.

[–]Mystery_Hours 10 points11 points ago

He didn't seem very remorseful about the unforeseen consequence.

[–]KuffoKnight 2 points3 points ago

"And that kids is story of why you're adopted."

[–]SwirlPiece_McCoy 125 points126 points ago

What a cunt.

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 16 points17 points ago

well he has one now

[–]Max_Was_Here 66 points67 points ago

Genitals don't work that way.

[–]ChocoMcFudgeCake 13 points14 points ago

They DON'T? And here I thought I could have a cheap sex change

[–]STUN_Runner 17 points18 points ago

That's what he/she said!

[–]Gellert 12 points13 points ago

'I asked the doctors to put the remains of my crushed testicals in a large plastic bag. When I got out of hospital I told my friend that there were no hard feelings and as proof I'd take out for a beer, and that, your honour is when I beat him to death with my ballsack.'

[–]MrBarryThor12 4 points5 points ago

It's a clip from this video with Aaron ross and Terry Adams.

[–]weedmtn 497 points498 points ago

That's Aaron Ross and Terry Adams filming for a dual section for a web edit, this was actually a failed trick and not Terry Adams being a dick.

[–]notBrit 307 points308 points ago

Found the source and I'm sorry to say that it was most certainly not a failed trick. He really was being an asshole. Friends they may be, but this was just a dick move.

http://thecomeup.com/videos/aaron-ross-terry-adams-the-sequel/

[–]probably-maybe 81 points82 points ago

So...he didn't kick him off the rail and cause him to split his beans? Got it.

[–]NickDK 16 points17 points ago

Hey everybody, these guys are just big fat phonies!

[–]MrSelatcia 37 points38 points ago

He meant to kick him, that was planned. Landing on the rail wasn't. See the bush at the end of the rail that he would have run into? He never intended to go to the end.

[–]Rehnin 5 points6 points ago

He did. But apparently it was part of a trick, and he wasn't supposed to bust his balls.

[–]nothas 28 points29 points ago

was he trying to kick the back end of the bike around to make it do a 360 while the dude stayed in one place? is there a successful attempt video of this trick?

[–]LVKRFT 37 points38 points ago

terry is a Flatland rider and Aaron is one of the biggest names in street bmx, occasionally they get together and do videos together through their mutual sponsor. Unfortunately terry was being a dick. Aaron was supposed to grind the rail while terry did a hang-ten nose manual next to him. See video I posted above. Its near the 5 minute mark.

[–]LVKRFT 9 points10 points ago

it was terry being a dick though good thing this is considered funny even to Aaron. Just watch the whole thing cause its entertaining or skip about 5 minutes in if you have something to do. (Which we all know you don't.)

[–]Crashmouse 18 points19 points ago

This should be at the top.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 117 points118 points ago

Nah bro, that's where baseless speculation goes.

[–]FreaXoMatic 21 points22 points ago

For me it looked like he tried to kick him in the brush. Could have gotten funny but it backfired hard.

[–]Tugboat_Lady 5 points6 points ago

SLU. Why am I not surprised?

[–]megatronical 4 points5 points ago

hans moleman productions present

[–]jallo312 42 points43 points ago

Scumbag

[–]SatanIsMyCopilot 6 points7 points ago

that was Aaron Ross who humped the rail.

[–]PLJNS 6 points7 points ago

This isn't funny, it just made me WTF.

Very cruel.

[–]KToff 56 points57 points ago

It's funny cause the guy was hurt badly....?

[–]raidingkvatch 27 points28 points ago

That IS hilarious.

[–]DevonBradshaw 8 points9 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jreZbv9R2g Here is the original video guys!

[–]madanan 2 points3 points ago

judging by this, these guys are used to hurt & pain

[–]tristard 9 points10 points ago

AHW MY BALLS

[–]Elmonotheczar 8 points9 points ago

I would destroy everything he loves, slowly raze the lands on which his life is founded and burn his dreams to the ground. Every attempt to improve his life will be blocked, every opportunity curtailed. I would gradually drain away his existence until he pleads for a end to his suffering. And then I will laugh and bend to tie my shoes, only to rise with the most devastating uppercut the world had ever seen. While he writhes in agony I will light a cigar and walk away, never to be seen again.

He will recover physically, but in his mind there will always be a gust waiting to be thrusted into his pelvis.

[–]Shinma 6 points7 points ago

I'm picking you first for dodgeball.

[–]manaphany 41 points42 points ago

It's always puzzled me, as a girl, how you guys love to hurt each other (physically). You seem to think its hilarious, all fun and games. Whatever.

But this... this is just douchey. That guy is a jerk and he does not deserve friends.

Edit: I didn't word this very will, I just wanted to add that despite my limited understanding of male behavior, this seems out-of-bounds (even to my ignorant self.)

[–]soapawake 64 points65 points ago

Um. I took some kind of cursory "adolescent development" class in highschool, and I remember learning males bond through abusing one another, while females bond through gossip and then shunning one. Whatever that means. Both seem counterproductive but humans are a strange breed.

[–]LessLikeYou 37 points38 points ago

Other animals kill their own young to maintain dominance or eat their own young.

We aren't really that strange.

[–]shawnaroo 11 points12 points ago

I'd like to fit in better with other animals. Who's child should I kill?

[–]Shinma 10 points11 points ago

Who's child should I kill?

The single mother's who you're interested in mating. You eat their young, the mother is fertile again, and you claim her womb to create your own offspring so your line survives in place of a weaker parent.

Nature, bitches.

[–]AtlasAnimated 2 points3 points ago

For creatures like us, its good to develop a sense of self-righteousness. Demeaning others we view as "weaker" or "vulnerable" is an easy way of doing that.

[–]truppe 15 points16 points ago

This was also meant to be fun and games, the guy probably thought that his friend would fall into the bushes judging from his reaction. That would have been funny.

[–]dlan4327 22 points23 points ago

This one sucked. However we like to hurt each other within reason because it's funny. It really is all fun & games when you're young because teenage boys are made of rubber & some kind of unbreakable metal. We literally bounce right back form almost anything.

Except genital herpes, which, funnily enough, we get from girls.

[–]rockmonstr 10 points11 points ago

Not always.

[–]PokeyOats 3 points4 points ago

Game, set and match!

[–]pissingnettles 7 points8 points ago

Here's the process..

Image or video appears on the internet of a guy doing something really horrible to another guy for 'fun'.

Someone comments about how horrible of a thing that is to do

Someone replies with a statement about how that's just what guys do and it's normal

The first person replies about how they would never do something like that to someone, let alone a friend

Second person says "Wow you must really be fun at parties huurhhuurhudurr"

First person knows that this is bullshit, but doesn't want to be seen as someone who isn't fun at parties, so they quiet down. Their masculine pride has been hurt, and they don't want to seem weak in front of any potential females.

So that's why...you never keep the pan on the flame continuously. The eggs will get lumpy and ugly. Keep taking it on and off the flame, and add milk and butter just a little by little. THAT'S how you get nice fluffy eggs manaphany. Don't let ANYONE ever tell you otherwise.

[–]LeFrosty 8 points9 points ago

I think I skipped this phase as a kid, never liked it either.

[–]cyberslick188 3 points4 points ago

It's just macho posturing. It's always interesting how genetic and evolutionary traits manifest themselves in todays world.

[–]what_comes_after_q 2 points3 points ago

Not all guys love this. Not many guys actually do. We'll laugh when it happens, but we don't participate ourselves. As for why are guys cruel? Same reason girls can be cruel. It's just a part of the awkwardness of becoming an adult, and still figuring out how to behave.

[–]well_here_I_am 4 points5 points ago

And damn girls can be cruel..

[–]LukaCola 0 points1 point ago

This is douchery.

No butts about it.

I mean it can be fun to fuck with one another sometimes, but you're seriously hurting someone like that.

[–]CactiXVI 2 points3 points ago

Not all guys are like this. I find this kind of behaviour reprehensible, and always have, even when I was a kid. I never understood it either. Where's the joy in hurting somebody?

[–]herpderpmcflerp 7 points8 points ago

Whoops I'm an asshole!

[–]Vhu 12 points13 points ago

Not defending what happened, but he was clearly trying to knock him into the bushes. No way he could've known he'd stay in place and hit the bar.

Again, not defending, but this is something I can see myself jokingly doing. The laugh at the end was more of a shock, "oh shitfuck.. That wasn't supposed to happen omg" laugh.

[–]MinecraftHardon 0 points1 point ago

...who needs vasectomies?

[–]iatethefruit 2 points3 points ago

This is how you lose friends.

[–]ADominant7th 2 points3 points ago

With friends like you, who needs friends??

[–]Vgore762 2 points3 points ago

MY SCHOOL

[–]KyleMcCain 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to point out that the school that they are at (Southeartern University in Louisiana) I live fairly close to this school and its got party's out the ass

[–]Lucho420 2 points3 points ago

The only reason I find this especially fucked up is because he could have done irreparable damage to his genitals...

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 1 point2 points ago

I'm just happy BMX is one the front page. Me gusta.

[–]perpetualnotion090 4 points5 points ago

You are NOT the father!....

Of any children ever.. you can thank your buddy over there, in the backwards cap.

[–]notnormal1 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for SLU Bookstore in the background...

[–]RNINJ4 3 points4 points ago

Go Lions!

[–]GZerv 1 point2 points ago

After I recollected my balls, I would knock that guy out within seconds.

[–]Arch_0 4 points5 points ago

As a snowboarder and someone who's tried a bit of skating, bmx etc, shit like this was a big no no. For one he's not wearing a helmet. A fall from even that high could be game over. The stuff we're doing is dangerous enough without some fuckwit trying to cause you to hurt yourself. He'd be kicked out of our group of riders for less than that. Fair enough having this sort of banter in general but not when people are on rails or coming up to a jump or whatever.

[–]RedDwarfian 0 points1 point ago

The Republican National Committee, Ladies and Gentlemen!

[–]abyssea 1 point2 points ago

LMFAO. I graduated from that college. (going to xpost in the local city subreddit for them). That area always has people on bikes and skateboards doing crazy things.

[–]lonestarbeer 2 points3 points ago

notice how those girls in the backround see it and are like "WELP, SEE YA LATER!"

[–]unisexunicorn -2 points-1 points ago

id like to see the follow up, something along the lines of victim stumbling over and kicking his 'friend' in the sack several times, that would be satisfying at the least, then fart in his face for finesse

[–]Dimezilla 0 points1 point ago

Dick of the week

[–]Beaton_Hoffe -1 points0 points ago

King dick.

[–]awittyredditname -1 points0 points ago

With friends like this over population would be solved

[–]Classic_Alice 2 points3 points ago

I would beat the SHIT out of him!

[–]Bakvis1337 0 points1 point ago

This begs for a trollface edit

[–]muckdrop 2 points3 points ago

What's funny is that guy looks a lot bigger than him and I hope he clocked him afterwards.

[–]AerialAces 0 points1 point ago

I never understood people like this. Yea i played practical jokes with friends but i wouldn't do it when it could lead to some serious injury. Yea accident happens but this is just a new level of stupidity

[–]NapalmRDT 0 points1 point ago

...who needs enemies?

[–]Agnostalypse -1 points0 points ago

"With friends like this, who's gonna be able to have kids?"

[–]mihujo 0 points1 point ago

I would have punched him in the dick

[–]snurfer 1 point2 points ago

betrayal...

[–]Endyo 1 point2 points ago

I think what he thought was going to happen was that he would be kick the bike and it would fall over into the bushes being both hilarious and relatively harmless...

[–]EastPhilly 0 points1 point ago

I flying tackle into the bushes would have been much better and possible less dangerous.

[–]shipman 1 point2 points ago

What a dick move.

[–]sitamet 0 points1 point ago

I would like to see what his "friend" did about this...

[–]Riding_my_bike -1 points0 points ago

Moralfags up in here, up in here..

[–]Zoshchenko -1 points0 points ago

If there was sound on this clip, I guarantee you the cameraman would have said, "Ohhhh....DUDE!" And then laughed like a little girl.

[–]Skrillex4ever 1 point2 points ago

At the end it looks like he just lets go and dies.

[–]na-na-nah 0 points1 point ago

uh-huh

[–]Enanoide 0 points1 point ago

"get out of my video!"

[–]epichotcheese 0 points1 point ago

You guys are all missing the point, the video is about the girls in the background.

[–]yahrdme -1 points0 points ago

If I were him, I'd let it slide for the time being. Then at some random moment in the future, I'd just kick that guy in the balls as hard as I could and then giggle.

[–]lordborghild -1 points0 points ago

My friends and I made up this game called "thrashing" and would constantly hit each other in the nuts. We would pick the worst possible moments like when someone was standing in the line or talking with a girl. You knew there would always be retaliation but that was part of the "fun" at the time. After a while we all became pro's at blocking getting hit in the nuts. So that part was good I guess.

[–]RoarYo 1 point2 points ago

...you're going to have to spend a lot of money on medical bills and a defense attorney after brutally murdering your "friend"

[–]idontreadresponses -1 points0 points ago

I wonder if the user haiku robot will parse this sentence

[–]idontreadresponses -1 points0 points ago

Will haiku robot use this sentence when he logs in I wonder

[–]i_am_an_anomaly 1 point2 points ago

It was intentional but not meant to happen to this degree:

http://espn.go.com/action/bmx/blog/_/post/7576245/terry-adams-meant-kick-aaron-ross

[–]ectomobile 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that title a name of a Dark Brotherhood quest in Skyrim? Or is it the Thieves guild?

[–]Mezbahawk 0 points1 point ago

This is actually what me and my friends are like. We are not cruel, we're just low.

[–]blu333 0 points1 point ago

and the asshole award goes to...

[–]Subhuman80 -1 points0 points ago

With friends like that who needs nuts?

[–]Davidshky 0 points1 point ago

This makes me happy that I have no friends.

[–]Lucifers_Friend 0 points1 point ago

He shouldn't have known that bicycles are not meant for that!

[–]teh-random_ruski 0 points1 point ago

With friends like those ... you dont need enemies.

[–]mac_payton 0 points1 point ago

It hurts...it hurts so bad...

[–]lots_of_sarcasm 1 point2 points ago

ITT: Redditors jumping the gun without any knowledge of original context.

[–]gliz5714 0 points1 point ago

That looks like a great time...

[–]ArsenicSulphur 1 point2 points ago

A lot of people in this thread obviously haven't had the sort of friends you dick around with and do stuff like this. I bet Aaron got Terry back the same day, it's just the way some people have fun, ever watched jackass? Same shit.

Sure it's not mature, safe or sensible. But it's fun.

[–]Daithibru 0 points1 point ago

That's a paddling!

[–]kleptophobiac 0 points1 point ago

Payback's gonna be a bitch, bro.

[–]JamesWest94 0 points1 point ago

I have my fair share of friends like them.

[–]Jeymuelli 0 points1 point ago

dat scumbag

[–]googlezurusername 1 point2 points ago

this is clearly a test of balance and he failed miserably

[–]googlezurusername 1 point2 points ago

this is clearly a test of balance and he failed miserably

[–]Rillem 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag Steve

[–]pmilb 0 points1 point ago

Makes me think of Road Rash for sega genesis

[–]kenandfriends -1 points0 points ago

Lol faaaaaaiiiiillll

[–]sekai-31 1 point2 points ago

...Who needs anemones?

[–]cokeduphillbilly 1 point2 points ago

I witnessed a situation like this just yesterday! A group of young rascals were skateboarding down the hill in front of my condo. One of them got the bright idea to skate up and push the other one down. Into the road. In front of my car. Should have been a natural selection event, but I have good breaks.

[–]SargentMcGreger 0 points1 point ago

That's a prime example if friends for life

[–]whaddagirl12 0 points1 point ago

That giggle is priceless:)

[–]colefly 0 points1 point ago

Who says their friends?

[–]FrancisJv 0 points1 point ago

[–]FlavorAIDs 0 points1 point ago

Dude...

[–]sailingthefantasea 0 points1 point ago

I think I watched way too much Jackass growing up because I just found this funny.

[–]Purelythelurker 0 points1 point ago

If someone did that to me, they would be lying on the ground without their teeth, as soon as my balls dropped down from my stomach.

[–]Mintache1 0 points1 point ago

commence ass whopping

[–]stussy-one 0 points1 point ago

poor guy posted this 11 hours ago, nice gank of karma

[–]kurvenwetza 0 points1 point ago

hope that at least he got a "free kick"

[–]Pancake11 0 points1 point ago

What a dickmuncher.

[–]thelindley 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha that's messed up

[–]TheUnderwoa 0 points1 point ago

Haha what a dick, other guy didnt seem to mind though XD

[–]Rather_Confused 0 points1 point ago

You can almost hear the douchebag skater dude laugh at the end. What a fucking dick.

[–]GringoBingoKingo 0 points1 point ago

Friends like these, huh Gary?

[–]thebuccaneersden 0 points1 point ago

"No have children?"

"No"

[–]inthebreeze711 -1 points0 points ago

Who's with me, this guy has warranted himself an ass beating from his former friend

[–]Rock_Moving_Turtle 0 points1 point ago

With fuckin' assholes like this...*

[–]KountChocula 1 point2 points ago

This reminded me of Road Rash.

When I was a wee tot I had the pleasure of playing this game at a cousins house. At first I thought this was just an awesome motorcycle racing game until my cousin showed me how to flail other drivers with a chain. Upon receiving this knowledge I proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes.

[–]onedavester 0 points1 point ago

he could had broke his ribs. what a deuce bag.

[–]DL34 0 points1 point ago

The neutered guy is going to get the other one back so bad... When the offender will have forgotten all about it.

[–]202-G 0 points1 point ago

I think this changed the saying " you threw me under the bus "

[–]cryptopsy90 1 point2 points ago

Douchebaggery at its finest

[–]thehumantorchwasdeni 0 points1 point ago

Aaron Ross?

[–]tjflay 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that guy.

[–]DebW -1 points0 points ago

That guy would have an ass kickin' coming for sure.

[–]AnonymousRitz 0 points1 point ago

This is Terry Adams and Aaron Ross I believe. They were filming a video together. He's fine, they laughed it off. You have to realize that this is nothing compared to the falls they actually have. I would source, but I'm on my phone.