With friends like this... (x-post from r/gifs)

GIMME_BANANA · 2012-10-04T14:07:21+00:00

When I was about 12, some "friend" decided it would be funny if he slapped my bicycle steering while I was riding with no hands. I was really pissed at him and thought he was a total cunt.

I got bruised up pretty bad from the fall, but nothing terrible. About 10 minutes later I did the same thing back to him, his fall wasn't as bad as mine but he got REALLY pissed, yelling at me to the point where I just lost it and clocked him right in the chicklets...Stopped hanging out with him after that. It's 22 years later and I regret nothing, I still think he was a little douche.

TL;DR: don't be a little douche. OP's gif is definitely a little douche.

RogerTheDowner · 2012-10-04T13:25:08+00:00

That's the worst friend a guy can have, bar none.

zakestabber · 2012-10-04T13:09:19+00:00

"Nah bro, it's fine. You'll save money on condoms now!"

scruffy01 · 2012-10-04T11:58:41+00:00

What fucking dumbass would think that is a good idea. Then sit there and giggle as he ruins the other person's ability to reproduce.

SwirlPiece_McCoy · 2012-10-04T13:13:14+00:00

What a cunt.

Gellert · 2012-10-04T13:48:03+00:00

'I asked the doctors to put the remains of my crushed testicals in a large plastic bag. When I got out of hospital I told my friend that there were no hard feelings and as proof I'd take out for a beer, and that, your honour is when I beat him to death with my ballsack.'

MrBarryThor12 · 2012-10-04T14:10:28+00:00

It's a clip from this video with Aaron ross and Terry Adams.

weedmtn · 2012-10-04T14:04:10+00:00

That's Aaron Ross and Terry Adams filming for a dual section for a web edit, this was actually a failed trick and not Terry Adams being a dick.

FreaXoMatic · 2012-10-04T13:31:45+00:00

For me it looked like he tried to kick him in the brush. Could have gotten funny but it backfired hard.

Tugboat_Lady · 2012-10-04T14:02:00+00:00

SLU. Why am I not surprised?

megatronical · 2012-10-04T14:55:17+00:00

hans moleman productions present

jallo312 · 2012-10-04T13:11:56+00:00

Scumbag

SatanIsMyCopilot · 2012-10-04T13:14:45+00:00

that was Aaron Ross who humped the rail.

PLJNS · 2012-10-04T14:20:05+00:00

This isn't funny, it just made me WTF.

Very cruel.

KToff · 2012-10-04T13:04:26+00:00

It's funny cause the guy was hurt badly....?

DevonBradshaw · 2012-10-04T14:04:50+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jreZbv9R2g Here is the original video guys!

tristard · 2012-10-04T13:34:17+00:00

AHW MY BALLS

Elmonotheczar · 2012-10-04T14:18:40+00:00

I would destroy everything he loves, slowly raze the lands on which his life is founded and burn his dreams to the ground. Every attempt to improve his life will be blocked, every opportunity curtailed. I would gradually drain away his existence until he pleads for a end to his suffering. And then I will laugh and bend to tie my shoes, only to rise with the most devastating uppercut the world had ever seen. While he writhes in agony I will light a cigar and walk away, never to be seen again.

He will recover physically, but in his mind there will always be a gust waiting to be thrusted into his pelvis.

manaphany · 2012-10-04T13:35:06+00:00

It's always puzzled me, as a girl, how you guys love to hurt each other (physically). You seem to think its hilarious, all fun and games. Whatever.

But this... this is just douchey. That guy is a jerk and he does not deserve friends.

Edit: I didn't word this very will, I just wanted to add that despite my limited understanding of male behavior, this seems out-of-bounds (even to my ignorant self.)

herpderpmcflerp · 2012-10-04T13:29:19+00:00

Whoops I'm an asshole!

Vhu · 2012-10-04T14:02:21+00:00

Not defending what happened, but he was clearly trying to knock him into the bushes. No way he could've known he'd stay in place and hit the bar.

Again, not defending, but this is something I can see myself jokingly doing. The laugh at the end was more of a shock, "oh shitfuck.. That wasn't supposed to happen omg" laugh.

MinecraftHardon · 2012-10-04T13:53:11+00:00

...who needs vasectomies?

iatethefruit · 2012-10-04T14:26:09+00:00

This is how you lose friends.

ADominant7th · 2012-10-04T14:27:48+00:00

With friends like you, who needs friends??

Vgore762 · 2012-10-04T14:40:18+00:00

MY SCHOOL

KyleMcCain · 2012-10-04T14:48:48+00:00

I'd like to point out that the school that they are at (Southeartern University in Louisiana) I live fairly close to this school and its got party's out the ass

Lucho420 · 2012-10-04T14:50:05+00:00

The only reason I find this especially fucked up is because he could have done irreparable damage to his genitals...

PaleWithBlueEyes · 2012-10-04T15:55:25+00:00

I'm just happy BMX is one the front page. Me gusta.

perpetualnotion090 · 2012-10-04T14:00:19+00:00

You are NOT the father!....

Of any children ever.. you can thank your buddy over there, in the backwards cap.

notnormal1 · 2012-10-04T15:19:18+00:00

Upvote for SLU Bookstore in the background...

RNINJ4 · 2012-10-04T15:36:55+00:00

Go Lions!

GZerv · 2012-10-04T13:53:33+00:00

After I recollected my balls, I would knock that guy out within seconds.

Arch_0 · 2012-10-04T14:06:19+00:00

As a snowboarder and someone who's tried a bit of skating, bmx etc, shit like this was a big no no. For one he's not wearing a helmet. A fall from even that high could be game over. The stuff we're doing is dangerous enough without some fuckwit trying to cause you to hurt yourself. He'd be kicked out of our group of riders for less than that. Fair enough having this sort of banter in general but not when people are on rails or coming up to a jump or whatever.

RedDwarfian · 2012-10-04T14:21:15+00:00

The Republican National Committee, Ladies and Gentlemen!

abyssea · 2012-10-04T13:56:34+00:00

LMFAO. I graduated from that college. (going to xpost in the local city subreddit for them). That area always has people on bikes and skateboards doing crazy things.

lonestarbeer · 2012-10-04T14:08:53+00:00

notice how those girls in the backround see it and are like "WELP, SEE YA LATER!"

unisexunicorn · 2012-10-04T14:09:08+00:00

id like to see the follow up, something along the lines of victim stumbling over and kicking his 'friend' in the sack several times, that would be satisfying at the least, then fart in his face for finesse

Dimezilla · 2012-10-04T14:10:23+00:00

Dick of the week

Beaton_Hoffe · 2012-10-04T14:11:29+00:00

King dick.

awittyredditname · 2012-10-04T14:11:30+00:00

With friends like this over population would be solved

Classic_Alice · 2012-10-04T14:12:42+00:00

I would beat the SHIT out of him!

Bakvis1337 · 2012-10-04T14:13:14+00:00

This begs for a trollface edit

muckdrop · 2012-10-04T14:14:29+00:00

What's funny is that guy looks a lot bigger than him and I hope he clocked him afterwards.

AerialAces · 2012-10-04T14:18:25+00:00

I never understood people like this. Yea i played practical jokes with friends but i wouldn't do it when it could lead to some serious injury. Yea accident happens but this is just a new level of stupidity

NapalmRDT · 2012-10-04T14:21:15+00:00

...who needs enemies?

Agnostalypse · 2012-10-04T14:21:24+00:00

"With friends like this, who's gonna be able to have kids?"

mihujo · 2012-10-04T14:21:32+00:00

I would have punched him in the dick

snurfer · 2012-10-04T14:21:43+00:00

betrayal...

Endyo · 2012-10-04T14:22:07+00:00

I think what he thought was going to happen was that he would be kick the bike and it would fall over into the bushes being both hilarious and relatively harmless...

EastPhilly · 2012-10-04T14:22:07+00:00

I flying tackle into the bushes would have been much better and possible less dangerous.

shipman · 2012-10-04T14:22:17+00:00

What a dick move.

sitamet · 2012-10-04T14:23:19+00:00

I would like to see what his "friend" did about this...

Riding_my_bike · 2012-10-04T14:24:44+00:00

Moralfags up in here, up in here..

Zoshchenko · 2012-10-04T14:24:45+00:00

If there was sound on this clip, I guarantee you the cameraman would have said, "Ohhhh....DUDE!" And then laughed like a little girl.

Skrillex4ever · 2012-10-04T14:25:48+00:00

At the end it looks like he just lets go and dies.

na-na-nah · 2012-10-04T14:26:40+00:00

uh-huh

Enanoide · 2012-10-04T14:29:24+00:00

"get out of my video!"

epichotcheese · 2012-10-04T14:29:34+00:00

You guys are all missing the point, the video is about the girls in the background.

yahrdme · 2012-10-04T14:29:47+00:00

If I were him, I'd let it slide for the time being. Then at some random moment in the future, I'd just kick that guy in the balls as hard as I could and then giggle.

lordborghild · 2012-10-04T14:31:26+00:00

My friends and I made up this game called "thrashing" and would constantly hit each other in the nuts. We would pick the worst possible moments like when someone was standing in the line or talking with a girl. You knew there would always be retaliation but that was part of the "fun" at the time. After a while we all became pro's at blocking getting hit in the nuts. So that part was good I guess.

RoarYo · 2012-10-04T14:31:54+00:00

...you're going to have to spend a lot of money on medical bills and a defense attorney after brutally murdering your "friend"

idontreadresponses · 2012-10-04T14:32:58+00:00

I wonder if the user haiku robot will parse this sentence

idontreadresponses · 2012-10-04T14:35:16+00:00

Will haiku robot use this sentence when he logs in I wonder

i_am_an_anomaly · 2012-10-04T14:36:01+00:00

It was intentional but not meant to happen to this degree:

http://espn.go.com/action/bmx/blog/_/post/7576245/terry-adams-meant-kick-aaron-ross

ectomobile · 2012-10-04T14:36:16+00:00

Isn't that title a name of a Dark Brotherhood quest in Skyrim? Or is it the Thieves guild?

Mezbahawk · 2012-10-04T14:36:52+00:00

This is actually what me and my friends are like. We are not cruel, we're just low.

blu333 · 2012-10-04T14:38:50+00:00

and the asshole award goes to...

Subhuman80 · 2012-10-04T14:40:40+00:00

With friends like that who needs nuts?

Davidshky · 2012-10-04T14:43:12+00:00

This makes me happy that I have no friends.

Lucifers_Friend · 2012-10-04T14:45:05+00:00

He shouldn't have known that bicycles are not meant for that!

teh-random_ruski · 2012-10-04T14:45:37+00:00

With friends like those ... you dont need enemies.

mac_payton · 2012-10-04T14:46:29+00:00

It hurts...it hurts so bad...

lots_of_sarcasm · 2012-10-04T14:47:16+00:00

ITT: Redditors jumping the gun without any knowledge of original context.

gliz5714 · 2012-10-04T14:47:18+00:00

That looks like a great time...

ArsenicSulphur · 2012-10-04T14:48:28+00:00

A lot of people in this thread obviously haven't had the sort of friends you dick around with and do stuff like this. I bet Aaron got Terry back the same day, it's just the way some people have fun, ever watched jackass? Same shit.

Sure it's not mature, safe or sensible. But it's fun.

Daithibru · 2012-10-04T14:49:19+00:00

That's a paddling!

kleptophobiac · 2012-10-04T14:49:44+00:00

Payback's gonna be a bitch, bro.

JamesWest94 · 2012-10-04T14:51:37+00:00

I have my fair share of friends like them.

Jeymuelli · 2012-10-04T14:53:56+00:00

dat scumbag

googlezurusername · 2012-10-04T14:59:25+00:00

this is clearly a test of balance and he failed miserably

googlezurusername · 2012-10-04T14:59:33+00:00

this is clearly a test of balance and he failed miserably

Rillem · 2012-10-04T14:59:47+00:00

Scumbag Steve

pmilb · 2012-10-04T15:00:08+00:00

Makes me think of Road Rash for sega genesis

kenandfriends · 2012-10-04T15:01:11+00:00

Lol faaaaaaiiiiillll

sekai-31 · 2012-10-04T15:01:34+00:00

...Who needs anemones?

cokeduphillbilly · 2012-10-04T15:01:48+00:00

I witnessed a situation like this just yesterday! A group of young rascals were skateboarding down the hill in front of my condo. One of them got the bright idea to skate up and push the other one down. Into the road. In front of my car. Should have been a natural selection event, but I have good breaks.

SargentMcGreger · 2012-10-04T15:05:37+00:00

That's a prime example if friends for life

whaddagirl12 · 2012-10-04T15:07:06+00:00

That giggle is priceless:)

colefly · 2012-10-04T15:10:00+00:00

Who says their friends?

FrancisJv · 2012-10-04T15:13:24+00:00

The one and only!

FlavorAIDs · 2012-10-04T15:16:15+00:00

Dude...

sailingthefantasea · 2012-10-04T15:16:59+00:00

I think I watched way too much Jackass growing up because I just found this funny.

Purelythelurker · 2012-10-04T15:17:07+00:00

If someone did that to me, they would be lying on the ground without their teeth, as soon as my balls dropped down from my stomach.

Mintache1 · 2012-10-04T15:18:28+00:00

commence ass whopping

stussy-one · 2012-10-04T15:19:17+00:00

poor guy posted this 11 hours ago, nice gank of karma

kurvenwetza · 2012-10-04T15:20:55+00:00

hope that at least he got a "free kick"

Pancake11 · 2012-10-04T15:21:11+00:00

What a dickmuncher.

thelindley · 2012-10-04T15:22:31+00:00

Hahaha that's messed up

TheUnderwoa · 2012-10-04T15:25:25+00:00

Haha what a dick, other guy didnt seem to mind though XD

Rather_Confused · 2012-10-04T15:28:47+00:00

You can almost hear the douchebag skater dude laugh at the end. What a fucking dick.

GringoBingoKingo · 2012-10-04T15:30:46+00:00

Friends like these, huh Gary?

thebuccaneersden · 2012-10-04T15:32:23+00:00

"No have children?"

"No"

inthebreeze711 · 2012-10-04T15:32:56+00:00

Who's with me, this guy has warranted himself an ass beating from his former friend

Rock_Moving_Turtle · 2012-10-04T15:41:27+00:00

With fuckin' assholes like this...*

KountChocula · 2012-10-04T15:47:56+00:00

This reminded me of Road Rash.

When I was a wee tot I had the pleasure of playing this game at a cousins house. At first I thought this was just an awesome motorcycle racing game until my cousin showed me how to flail other drivers with a chain. Upon receiving this knowledge I proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes.

onedavester · 2012-10-04T15:51:59+00:00

he could had broke his ribs. what a deuce bag.

DL34 · 2012-10-04T16:01:34+00:00

The neutered guy is going to get the other one back so bad... When the offender will have forgotten all about it.

202-G · 2012-10-04T16:08:04+00:00

I think this changed the saying " you threw me under the bus "

cryptopsy90 · 2012-10-04T16:10:50+00:00

Douchebaggery at its finest

kylesdrunkdotcom · 2012-10-04T16:11:20+00:00

My friend Francis shot this http://www.odsyvision.com/chapters/odsy-vision-terry-aaron-mix-the-sequel

thehumantorchwasdeni · 2012-10-04T16:18:01+00:00

Aaron Ross?

tjflay · 2012-10-04T16:24:09+00:00

Fuck that guy.

DebW · 2012-10-04T16:24:31+00:00

That guy would have an ass kickin' coming for sure.

AnonymousRitz · 2012-10-04T16:30:03+00:00

This is Terry Adams and Aaron Ross I believe. They were filming a video together. He's fine, they laughed it off. You have to realize that this is nothing compared to the falls they actually have. I would source, but I'm on my phone.

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