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[–]sterzetanee 49 points50 points ago

I don't think that's a prank, those things are about 100 a piece. Who would spend 1,500 dollars on dildos for a prank.....

[–]Temil 2 points3 points ago

I was going to edit the picture to show the prices of each individual toy, but $1500 is pretty accurate.

Very expensive prank.

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[–]uhrovaltter 8 points9 points ago

But this is the finest quality of silicone...

[–]Jackal_6 8 points9 points ago

Lots of money went into designing and creating the mould; it's not just about the cost of one, it's about the cost of a production cycle.

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[–]xbl_armory 9 points10 points ago

And millions get sold, whereas dragon dildos are made to order with custom colors, sizes, plastics and optional urethra for "cum lube", not to mention they must be filed down by hand to prevent ragged edges from causing irritation during use.

I'm betting this is a picture one of the owners of Bad Dragon took and not a customer, It's probably not a prank, just some good old fashioned product testing.

[–]JosiahJohnson 2 points3 points ago

Still, I've seen cheaper aircraft parts of comparable size, and those have to be filed (or usually another similar process to remove burrs/manufacturing defects) as well.

[–]xbl_armory 2 points3 points ago

Correct but that work is done on an assembly line with multiple workers in a factory and likely has a standardized procedure, I would also bet the only burrs that they bother with are burrs they can run a piece once or twice over a sander to remove. With a bad dragon sex toy however it's done by hand on soft silicone with an exact-o blade in some guys basement while he's thinking: "gee this thing is probably gonna go up some dudes ass, I sure don't want him to sue me if If I do my job poorly and one of these burrs snags a fissure in his anus and causes his anus to prolapse." Or in the case of their male masturbaters (fleshlights) it might occur to him that if he doesn't evert the soft plastic anthro wolf vagina, which he bases his livelihood upon, and clean out the jagged edges and imperfections he may be directly responsible for tearing a mans penis.

I hope you enjoyed that imagery because I know the guy that has to do that stuff probably doesn't like thinking about how the weight of so many potentially damaged genitalia rest on his shoulders, Honestly I'd love to watch that guy's nightmares; he probably wakes up in a cold sweat bi-weekly after being crushed by a mountain of bleeding dicks and rosebuds. I suppose this point brings us back to product testing, the guy probably just finished removing burrs and imperfections and is about to shove those things up his ass. I wonder if the guy that hand inspects these ass toys has kids... Is it a family business I wonder.

[–]JosiahJohnson 1 point2 points ago

Correct but that work is done on an assembly line with multiple workers in a factory and likely has a standardized procedure, I would also bet the only burrs that they bother with are burrs they can run a piece once or twice over a sander to remove.

You'd be wrong on both counts. There are some production shops that run a shitload of standardized parts, sure, but there are also a lot of job shops. Shops that do short run or difficult work. Machined surfaces are fine as is, but edges and corners have to be have a chamfer or radius that's .010 - .030 depending on the part. This includes holes. This is often done with a deburring knife or hole deburr tool. Some parts also aren't cut net. They'll still have tabs on them that have to be ground or something like that. Metal is also a bit harder than plastic and for plastic you can use the same or similar tools. Silicon would require a sharper blade, most likely.

With plastic and rubber, you only have seams where the mold breaks apart. With aircraft you've got every machined edge and hole.

Deburring a part, whether aircraft or dildo, has very similar goals. You don't want to do a shit job because people can get hurt from the burrs. I'm an inspector and I've been sliced by parts that weren't properly deburred. It's like a paper cut, but deeper. Worst case scenario, you're not likely to get someone killed either way, though you do everything you can to do your job right.

Mind you, I'm talking American made parts. I can only imagine the third world aircraft part prices.

Edit: Friend doesn't even think they have a burr at the split between die halves. Apparently they can mud that shit even.

[–]leoden7 2 points3 points ago

Your knowledge of dragon dildos astounds me......

[–]xbl_armory 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes astound myself.

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[–]Sixtythree63 0 points1 point ago

Fucking dragon dicks, man....

[–]ihaveacooch 17 points18 points ago

looks like a normal saturday to me

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Hmm you sound like the kind of person i would get along with....

[–]ihaveacooch 0 points1 point ago

good to see I'm making friends!

[–]Rexono 2 points3 points ago

I was gonna say "how you doing ;)" but then I noticed you have a cooch :c

[–]-dusk- 16 points17 points ago

That's an expensive prank, or someone has quite a collection. The only other thing I could think is it's multiple peoples contribution in which case, either way WTF? ಠ_ಠ

[–]uhrovaltter 11 points12 points ago

Wow I am surprised how Bad Dragon is becoming more famous on /r/wtf. I think some furries are spreading the Gospel of Dragon Dick.

[–]IradiumPyr 2 points3 points ago

But, Bad Dragon has lots of non-dragon related things. Maybe, it's any dick!

[–]uhrovaltter 1 point2 points ago

and I have two non-dragon related toys from them :D

[–]IradiumPyr 1 point2 points ago

You're not a furry, are you? Because, I totally am NOT a furry. Don't look in my history

[–]uhrovaltter 2 points3 points ago

I'm a murry purry furry.

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[–]IradiumPyr 0 points1 point ago

O.O Wat. That's nothing but wrong.

[–]Nolan_W 2 points3 points ago

THE DRAGON DICK COMETH

[–]wolfman1214 1 point2 points ago

The only religion I like.

[–]Oranges13 0 points1 point ago

I'm kind of scared and intrigued that this exists... wtf

[–]KoRax2667 6 points7 points ago

"ha ha, you walked into a shower full of my strange dildo collection"

....yea I don't see that as being a prank, maybe someone fogetting to take them down after a shower and just trying to play it off as a prank.

Either way, someone has a LOT of free time on their hands

[–]Tomatocake 9 points10 points ago

Not so much prank as it is making the ultimate pleasure room.

[–]pikachu_chu 7 points8 points ago

This is my kind of shower.

[–]aarontherobot 7 points8 points ago

Haha... you got me guys. Very funny. Now get out. I'll be done in an hour or so.

[–]brassninja 5 points6 points ago

How do some people have the money to spend 1,000$+ on sex toys? I hardly have enough money to buy some new pants.

[–]_angel 1 point2 points ago

Working a job that requires a skill one has to learn, either blue collar or white collar.

A plumber can make 200k a year.

Teach yourself something so you don't have to work for some large chain.

[–]brassninja 1 point2 points ago

I'm only in high school, my options for now are limited. I'm quite a handyman though, and don't doubt that I can find something that suits me AND is resourceful.

[–]_angel 1 point2 points ago

Good luck! Teaching yourself something is easiest when work is not required as physical labor in a near min wage job is easy to get burned out and stuck in.

I went to work at Intel when I was in high school for a while. But to be fair, I worked at Togo's too.

[–]brassninja 2 points3 points ago

For now, my job is just fixing things here and there for the elderly folks in my neighborhood. Not much of an income, but I can't bring myself to make elderly people pay me for doing something they're physically not able to do themselves, even if they want to!

[–]Cruminal 1 point2 points ago

Is that a tentacle?

[–]OperatorMike 2 points3 points ago

That is the Tail Stretcher IIRC

[–]Cruminal 0 points1 point ago

All knowledge is worth having.

[–]octop666 3 points4 points ago

Reddit posting about dragon dildo without knowing about dragon dildo.

bunch of newfag.

[–]Austin199610 4 points5 points ago

baddragon.com

[–]TheThirdSun 5 points6 points ago

Don't slip

[–]Kiwibroseph 4 points5 points ago

I think the real joke would be on you if you owned this many dongs

[–]citychamp1093 2 points3 points ago

Pick your flavor...

[–]ulleryg 2 points3 points ago

So many choices, so little time

[–]wafflewarrior99 2 points3 points ago

"Jokes on you, I love it."

[–]lindaumland 2 points3 points ago

Expensive prank.

[–]loki_the_sergal 2 points3 points ago

some of those are from Bad Dragon, not cheap at all.

[–]OperatorMike 2 points3 points ago

I think they all are.

[–]dirii 3 points4 points ago

Not one person here commented that a Furry owned all these.

[–]thelolotov 10 points11 points ago

Implying that everyone who shops at Bad Dragon is a furry. No, I'm not, and no, I don't. Just funny to look at.

[–]TeaRat 2 points3 points ago

More than one person seems to know where they came from, but there's not that many animal dildo manufacturers.

[–]tagard04 2 points3 points ago

Non of those seem pleasant... What's with all the pointy tips?

[–]tomtom547 3 points4 points ago

theyre supposed to be of different animals.

[–]uhrovaltter 0 points1 point ago

Easier insertion.

[–]tomtom547 1 point2 points ago

joke would be on you.

[–]GreasyTengu 0 points1 point ago

Sneaky is all I can say. They a heap of strange fetish dildos, plaster them over the shower and take a picture, then when someone accidentally stumbles upon their collection they can say "Oh that was from a prank I did a few years ago, wanna see the picture?" silly prank or sneaky coverup story....

[–]smellthyscrote 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if you know what the word "prank" means.

[–]Mr573v3n -1 points0 points ago

Those look photoshoped

[–]SilverFoxfire 0 points1 point ago

I'm slow to realize that it's likely the quickest way to clean them all, considering the spacing between them and the dangling shower head cord.

[–]clydecheetah 1 point2 points ago

My guess is this was taken at a furry convention XP

[–]LookThereIsATrain 0 points1 point ago

Today horse dicks on reddit frontpage everywhere! Can... not.... unsee.....>.<