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[–]Slowbow 49 points50 points ago

would be a lot better if the arm from the iphone were photoshopped into headphones

[–]skibum607 91 points92 points ago

[–]CakeBandit 6 points7 points ago

Now make the little guy roughly one fifth longer. Gotta' keep up with the latest model.

[–]KaraokeGod 8 points9 points ago

Nice! Could you make the cord wrap around him a few times?

[–]Pxzib 16 points17 points ago

Don't be silly. Wouldn't be as realistic.

[–]MontimusPrime 0 points1 point ago

Well done sir.

[–]Slowbow 0 points1 point ago

much better. thank you.

[–]quantumpsych 0 points1 point ago

ha, stethoscope.

[–]so_carelessly_here 49 points50 points ago

Yeah, this just looks fake.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 70 points71 points ago

[–]ios_k 25 points26 points ago

Twist: 93% of the quiz takers are potatoes.

[–]czarchastic 5 points6 points ago

Even a potato rolling on a keyboard would have better than a 7% success rate.

[–]input_cords 7 points8 points ago

Dude, totally fake. The tail gives it away.

[–]Caringforarobot 2 points3 points ago

I could tell by the pixles.

[–]Azumikkel 3 points4 points ago

I'm sure you meant to say pixies.

[–]Squalor- 4 points5 points ago

You mean "EarPods."

The new iPhones come with "EarPods."

But on a serious note: I do much prefer these new "EarPods," despite hating the name.

[–]_Wolfos 0 points1 point ago

Apparently, the old ones were called 'iBuds'. Anyway, the EarPods are fantastic for the price.

[–]flume 0 points1 point ago

I thought you were joking until I googled it

[–]timewast3r 1 point2 points ago

Should reverse the iPhone text (mirror image), too.

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[–]asdfghyhntgbrfv 1 point2 points ago

oh god, don't click that if you don't like big black cocks

[–]Ass_Dragon 0 points1 point ago

Not a real subreddit. Just a picture of a penis. Obviously NSFW.

[–]humanoiid -2 points-1 points ago

I'm kind of relieved that this subreddit doesn't exist.

[–]getitdon -2 points-1 points ago

I must confess, this was really not funny.

[–]ProdigalRedditor 1 point2 points ago

I liked the narration. I had just seen the video a day before and assumed the thread was about the video. So I thought I'd share it.

[–]81830 1 point2 points ago

That was hilarious. Thank you.

[–]rbissen 9 points10 points ago

He only has the iHuman 4.

[–]Derpshiz 5 points6 points ago

With extra fat to make it softer.

[–]Narfff 0 points1 point ago

That's the bumper case.

[–]kumminehyayha 3 points4 points ago

In Soviet Russia...

[–]Gyaruson 9 points10 points ago

Seriously? This got posted not four minutes before yours.

[–]Stubbo 12 points13 points ago

You liar, it WAS 4 minutes before this one

[–]Gyaruson 0 points1 point ago

Damn! Ruined by facts yet again!

[–]brickonwheels 4 points5 points ago

"iPhone" should be mirrored.

[–]Neebat 2 points3 points ago

It's a mirror universe.

[–]Peter_Nincompoop 0 points1 point ago

How is this doing well in /r/funny? This is about as funny as radio commercials.

[–]Your_Mom_My_DingDong 0 points1 point ago

I too, laugh at radio commercials

[–]corrects_you_again 1 point2 points ago

"A parallel universe"

[–]maltesa 1 point2 points ago

It's very susceptible to scratches... and bleeding.

[–]14002Nate -1 points0 points ago

Nice flops

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance -1 points0 points ago

My sides...

[–]EvilSockPuppet -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call fake on this picture. I can see the pixels.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat -1 points0 points ago

it's holding him wrong!

[–]Milesaboveu -1 points0 points ago

Welp, Never get those 10 seconds back.

[–]Zilvreen -1 points0 points ago

The most expensive and superficial universe ever.

[–]Im-in-dublin -1 points0 points ago

Oh god this made me jump

[–]Tebasaki -1 points0 points ago

Look sat the shower curtain. Totally shopped, iPhone 5 my ass.

[–]dmknom -1 points0 points ago

"wonk I esrevinu rehto siht ekil tsomla s'tI"

[–]MiguelGusto 0 points1 point ago

Gary Larson would be proud.

[–]Throwaway281281 0 points1 point ago

Ahh! The new FatGuy 5 is out!

[–]na-na-nah 0 points1 point ago

nah

[–]moyerr 1 point2 points ago

Gary Larson style humor. I like it.

[–]reble02 0 points1 point ago

This is the first form that Skynet will take.

[–]FragdaddyXXL 1 point2 points ago

Did this a long while back with my friend's profile pic :D

[–]tneu93 0 points1 point ago

I see its an older fatter model.

[–]Aloysius7 0 points1 point ago

That must be the Russian iPhone

[–]blackhatrob 0 points1 point ago

Apparently in THAT parallel universe Apple doesn't have camera-gate (purple haze in pictures).

[–]snowbirdie 1 point2 points ago

While I realize most people cannot comprehend what parallel means, even though you learn it as a teen in geometry, I cannot help but shudder at the misuse of that phrase. It's alternative universe, not parallel.

[–]abovepostisfunnier 0 points1 point ago

I thought the idea was it's a parallel universe because it runs side-by-side with ours in regards to time, just with one thing/event different. Therefore, it's parallel because if it didn't have that one thing different it would be on the same exact line as ours, making it OUR universe. QED: "Parallel universe" makes perfect sense.

[–]TawaNicolas 0 points1 point ago

No duckface?

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

makes no sense, but ok

[–]ModernAndroid 0 points1 point ago

A parallel universe where iPhones developed in the same way humans did, grew the same appendages, and then enslaved tiny humans (presumably to use them as phones)?

[–]Phelim 0 points1 point ago

Or in the future

[–]Aubrey76 0 points1 point ago

Careful how You hold me or You'll get the I-Bone!

[–]nekidfrog 0 points1 point ago

I am reminded of the whole bird with arms crap...

[–]palerthanrice 1 point2 points ago

This is not parallel in the slightest.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Man, come on! Where's the NSFW tag? That iPhone doesn't have it's Otterbox on!

[–]Hermione632 0 points1 point ago

this made my day! thank you for sharing:) bahahahhahhahha

[–]moeloubani 0 points1 point ago

If the universe is sufficiently big then this, somewhere, is a reality.

[–]hopsizzle 0 points1 point ago

I can tell its shopped by the lack of scratches on the back.

[–]kartoffeln514 0 points1 point ago

You mean Russia...

[–]jonsondawson 0 points1 point ago

Brace yourselves parallel universe posts are coming!

[–]writehooks 0 points1 point ago

"Yeah, it's human, version 5.0. He has retina display."

[–]stratomastercote 0 points1 point ago

I am now having mental images of iPhones arguing over which skins to get for their humans and making jokes about the black ones running faster.

[–]theofficialposter 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of those photos where vegetables are eating humans... scary stuff.

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[–]xanderjanz -1 points0 points ago

For the last time, infinite does not imply everything. A infinite series does not have to contain all values. It is likely that only logical universes can maintain themselves.

[–]MrRushing 1 point2 points ago

Where's his camera? I call bullshit.

[–]midvote -3 points-2 points ago

Why would the iPhone need a human to take a picture when the iPhone clearly has its own camera?

[–]NesoConQueso 5 points6 points ago

[–]possumpossum -4 points-3 points ago

This is so stupid. Why do you guys think this is funny. What is wrong with you.

[–]5ka5 1 point2 points ago

depending on that shower curtain this looks more like soviet russia.

[–]shaggybeer 0 points1 point ago

this is hot - the phone has taken its cover off

[–]Grattler 2 points3 points ago

Nsfw

[–]SolidnessofMGU -2 points-1 points ago

Meanwhile...in 2020

[–]vladutzmihai 0 points1 point ago

Is that an Iphone20 ?

[–]sotamatt 1 point2 points ago

The iPhone 20 is actually an iPad that can make and receive calls.

[–]andylovesburritos -2 points-1 points ago

this pic would suggest that humans would "evolve" into better versions of ourselves through time, and we all know that our creator intelligently designed us in his own image in one day, and that the earth is flat...

[–]arsenale 1 point2 points ago

It looks phony!

http://i.imgur.com/FcvMu.jpg

why you no display?

[–]rossiFan 0 points1 point ago

what ever.....

[–]CHACHI_BONGS 0 points1 point ago

Would look better with a pop tart

[–]SuicydKing 0 points1 point ago

The tiny human should be holding a camera.

[–]Er_Mer_Gerd 0 points1 point ago

I just read that title with a Russian accent. It makes the whole thing much funnier.

[–]evand4567 0 points1 point ago

I already pre-ordered my iHuman 5!

[–]overused-meme-alert -2 points-1 points ago

Meanwhile in parallel universe

beeeeeeep beeeeep

[–]seattleque 0 points1 point ago

[–]bsneed 0 points1 point ago

i think you mean "... in soviet russia".

[–]hploverf0rlife -3 points-2 points ago

Introducing.....the Iphone 20, were they now control the humans...

[–]Bjarnturan -3 points-2 points ago

In a parallell universe, the picture would more likely be photoshopped to resemble a man holding a phone rather than this! Can go freaki-de-doodah with these parallelly-thingies! /Phone from universe 359086543

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[–]FuckingNarwhals 2 points3 points ago

Why the fuck did I click that