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[–]WEARESAVIORS 229 points230 points ago

[–]dcchuck 48 points49 points ago

But the bear in the car is real, oddly enough.

[–]1Ender 34 points35 points ago

I actually got scared for the bear for a second

"BEAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET OUT OF THE CAR IT"S ON FIRE!"

[–]Montgomrie 10 points11 points ago

[–]lolimanoob 8 points9 points ago

[–]dickmartyr -2 points-1 points ago

The first thought that popped into my head was- "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!"

[–]TheLactatingPickle 14 points15 points ago

That's the joke.

[–]dickmartyr 8 points9 points ago

Holy hell, I feel like I should go home, back to bed, and start the entire day over. Or not even start the day over. Just back to bed. I've embarrassed myself on reddit again.

[–]babyshanks 2 points3 points ago

Jesus I didn't notice either. Been a long day..

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 0 points1 point ago

Just don't let it happen again

[–]vladutzmihai 23 points24 points ago

Where is Putin?

[–]battlemaster95 35 points36 points ago

He's driving.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 23 points24 points ago

Walking the other way.

[–]thewarehouse 12 points13 points ago

Inside the bear.

[–]botj 29 points30 points ago

It is a Russian joke about the bear that found a burning car in the woods and burned in it. Very common on Russian AIB.

[–]Adan714 0 points1 point ago

I cannot understand it. Well, I learn to laugh when I read it, but it's out of sense of humour, блеадь. : (

[–]bakerie 0 points1 point ago

Russian joke about the bear that found a burning car in the woods

This sounds like the setup to a family guy joke..

Care to tell the joke in English?

[–]botj 0 points1 point ago

Let me try.

There was a bear who walked the woods. And he sees the car is on fire. He sat in it. And burned.

That's it.

[–]naffer 11 points12 points ago

Somewhat relevant: Envirobear 2000, bear driving simulator.

[–]bandersnatchpop 1 point2 points ago

this game has consumed more hours of my life than I care to admit.

[–]naffer 0 points1 point ago

[–]JeremyG 0 points1 point ago

But what is the bear's other hand doing?

[–]Nightmorder 21 points22 points ago

[–]gutterpunx0x[!] 4 points5 points ago

I came for this, if you know what i mean~ thank you

[–]IamTypingWithOneHand 1 point2 points ago

TIL Putin is a midget.

[–]korkow 1 point2 points ago

World's smallest Putin

[–]broden 11 points12 points ago

Photoshopped fire onto original. The idea that a bear would willingly get into a burning car is so absurd it is the subject of many a joke.

[–]leche08 4 points5 points ago

I think the bear actually Photoshopped it.

[–]CountMalachi 2 points3 points ago

I'm curious as to how this all makes sense until the fire is introduced.

[–]korkow -1 points0 points ago

yesz yesz!! zis is soobject to many a great ioke in my homeland!

[–]knockbackx 5 points6 points ago

"Who is driving? Oh my god Bear is driving. How can that be?"

[–]hometimrunner 21 points22 points ago

I don't see what the big deal is...the cab is bearly on fire

[–]thatolemountainman 13 points14 points ago

Yea someone better claw 911.(sorry)

[–]zuneza 10 points11 points ago

The police have been informed of the grizzly situation.

[–]bwmcmaste 5 points6 points ago

That'll bruin your day.

[–]waggle238 -5 points-4 points ago

It may or it may not, some people are polar like that

[–]I330 4 points5 points ago

If I were in that situation, I'd probably experience kodiak arrest

[–]FarFromXanadu -3 points-2 points ago

Don't worry I'd perform mouth to mouth. You're cute... What's ursine? (Bad pun is bad)

[–]DontBeMeanPeople -1 points0 points ago

you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

[–]FarFromXanadu -1 points0 points ago

.... Don't be mean, people.

[–]Legitimidget 4 points5 points ago

That's probably some of the worst photoshopping I've ever seen

[–]CodeOfKonami 2 points3 points ago

"No time to explain..."

[–]westermann28 0 points1 point ago

Let's see how long it will take for someone to photoshop Putin in this image

[–]bagek 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't the bear be riding a unicycle?

[–]gen3ricD 0 points1 point ago

Any version of this without the text and in a bigger resolution?

[–]CaptainDave 1 point2 points ago

That's Belarus.

[–]sqazm -1 points0 points ago

Really was expecting more along the lines of,

"Hello I'm Bear,

And this is Jackass."

[–]whereitsatftw 0 points1 point ago

Hello, I'm a bear and welcome to Jackass

FTFY

[–]yoordoengitrong 1 point2 points ago

welcome to cash cab.

[–]dropstop 0 points1 point ago

Howdy folks...I'm Lotso-Huggin' Bear.

[–]Actual_Russian 0 points1 point ago

Not many people realize the inside russian joke in this picture. This is from a very very very old and pretty stupid russian joke that was popular among kids in the 80s-90s.

[–]zzrosscozz -1 points0 points ago

This is one of the worst photoshop jobs I think I have ever seen

[–]Coenn 1 point2 points ago

Lots of /r/bearsdoinghumanthings on the frontpage lately

[–]ComedicHistory -1 points0 points ago

More like:

Hi, I'm bear.......and this is jackass

[–]na-na-nah 0 points1 point ago

nah

[–]roybatty2 0 points1 point ago

[–]ZacharyZacherson 1 point2 points ago

And this is jackass.

[–]jarringpeach 0 points1 point ago

Two things happened when I saw this. Firstly, I was sad/scared for the bear. Secondly, despite the bear being in the back, all my brain said was: "Who is driving?! OH NO, BEAR IS DRIVING! HOW CAN THAT BE?!"

[–]THINKSITSACAT 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, cat thinks he is bear!

[–]deadlysin687 0 points1 point ago

the fire is shopped, but im pretty sure theres still a bear in a taxi here, and thats still amazing

[–]Thereminz 0 points1 point ago

[–]wojx 0 points1 point ago

BEARS EVERYWHERE!

[–]philtomato 0 points1 point ago

i can tell by the pixels.

[–]Mandon 0 points1 point ago

Your photoshop is bad, and you should feel bad.

[–]Unfocusedbrain 0 points1 point ago

You can always count on having a wild time with Sir Bearington.

[–]bpr2102 0 points1 point ago

The man in the back walking away from the scene must be Putin. I like these different angel shots.

[–]King-of-Spades42 1 point2 points ago

can someone photoshop Putin walking away from this?

[–]ChrisBuch 0 points1 point ago

would of been better with just the car and the bear

[–]rexmons 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel after 5 minutes on LiveLeak.

[–]WhiskeyMeteorite 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to photoshop Putin in there somewhere.

[–]The_ghost_inside- 0 points1 point ago

Can someone wallpaper this for me? 1980 X 1080? plox and thanks

[–]drjalexanderphysics 0 points1 point ago

False. This is obviously not Russia as this bear is not on a unicycle.

[–]pornographagist 0 points1 point ago

Guys comon, that not a bear, its just your average 35-45 year old Russian lady pretending to be a bear.

[–]realfuzzhead 0 points1 point ago

Photoshop master

[–]Kentravyon 0 points1 point ago

Hi, I'm bear, welcome to Jackass.

[–]thelastearthbender 0 points1 point ago

Someone put Puttin walking away from this now!

[–]uncoiledspaghetti 1 point2 points ago

Hello, I am Bear, and this is Jackass.

[–]dragonmoony 1 point2 points ago

the flames... terrible shoop

[–]8GB -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone order a taxi cub?

[–]Simon_the_Cannibal -2 points-1 points ago

This guy finally found a taxi that would take him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Yaroslavl_Oblast_Flag.jpg

[–]Probable_Foreigner -3 points-2 points ago

Photoshoped

[–]GoldenFalcon 3 points4 points ago

*photoshopped.

[–]Adan714 0 points1 point ago

bear in burning car joke I am too stupid to understand it.

[–]consequencegamer 0 points1 point ago

Where is the bears ak-47?

[–]H3110MyNam31z -2 points-1 points ago

So, if you look really close, you can tell this image might be photoshopped.

[–]Skreech2011 -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit that is a bad shop.

[–]nooknstuff -4 points-3 points ago

What the actual fuck?

[–]AsskickMcGee -5 points-4 points ago

The scariest part: a woman was driving.

Hiyoo

[–]whereitsatftw -1 points0 points ago

HAHA! WOMEN ARE TERRIBLE!

[–]thelummx -4 points-3 points ago

Nice shopping coughs and looks at fire from nothing on trunk

[–]j-random -2 points-1 points ago

Coming soon to a Taco Bell drive-through near you!