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[–]tacotrucker 163 points164 points ago

"They were out of firesauce, but" Takes off glasses... Nyet anymore.

[–]bwmcmaste 122 points123 points ago

"Daaaaaaaaaaa!"

[–]2773625 32 points33 points ago

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[–]GingerBeardMann 5 points6 points ago

God dangit! I asked for someone to post this like 2 months ago and you're the first person I've seen do it since then. Don't hate me... but how do you do this?!? I feel retarded right now.

[–]intensely_human 24 points25 points ago

You copy-paste it from someone else.

[–]2773625 0 points1 point ago

exactly

[–]DarthContinent[!] 11 points12 points ago

"Putin a good word."

[–]superatheist95 17 points18 points ago

pun, glasses reference, subtle letter mix to portray accent.

textbook comment, sir.

[–]Spamallthethings 1 point2 points ago

Genius.

[–]bananagrabber83 81 points82 points ago

Vladimir Putin? More like Vladimir Takeout.

[–]irawwwr 3 points4 points ago

If I were there, I would be Russian away from the scene.

[–]brad0022 2 points3 points ago

He is Putin Taco Bell in a bind.

[–]TheAbeLincoln 4 points5 points ago

I'll be vlad when this pun thread is over

[–]thisnotanagram 0 points1 point ago

Soviet.

[–]InquisitorKaede 38 points39 points ago

In Soviet Russia, you explode out of Taco Bell!

[–]pickleeye 12 points13 points ago

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

I remember this, guess I'm not the only one.

[–]N7_Shepard 19 points20 points ago

This is what happens when you don't let Putin bring his vodka into the restaurant.

[–]mrzuzzo 6 points7 points ago

Putin doesn't drink alcohol at all, FYI.

[–]superatheist95 19 points20 points ago

vodka isnt alcohol, vodka is russia.

holy crap that could be wicked advertisement.

[–]w00tbear 9 points10 points ago

[–]kinboyatuwo 5 points6 points ago

I'll buy it. Most I can pay is one up vote

[–]superatheist95 0 points1 point ago

i laughed.

[–]fulanitodetal -2 points-1 points ago

[–]xeonphelps 1 point2 points ago

[–]jfinneg1 0 points1 point ago

No need to get drunk on vodka when you are drunk on manly-ness.

[–]jvardrake 2 points3 points ago

He blows up a shitty car in front of your Taco Bell?

Talk about unconventional tactics...

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 2 points3 points ago

Just like his political strategy.

[–]itsathrowawayanyway 5 points6 points ago

Somebody needs to pair the Putin image with the creeper Prince Charles.

[–]StaticPrevails 24 points25 points ago

I agree. I would do it, but..... Ok, I'll do it if I can find both pictures.

OK here you go. I did it in a pinch, so it could be better.

http://i.imgur.com/PIukm.jpg

[–]LaziestManAlive 1 point2 points ago

Better than the original.

[–]StaticPrevails 0 points1 point ago

That pic of Prince Charles cracks me up.

[–]YourFavoriteHippo 6 points7 points ago

"Dude, what happened to your car?"

"Fucking Putin got to it again..."

[–]frgrc334 1 point2 points ago

more like he Got out of the car

[–]thyssyk 4 points5 points ago

He would never come to Lethbridge, well... there is a liquor store in the same parking lot.

[–]Tyler_1131 3 points4 points ago

... Lethbridge ? In Alberta ?

[–]Oowha 3 points4 points ago

Yes sir. I was looking and was like, wtf why would Lethbridge be almost on the front page.

[–]Dodeler 0 points1 point ago

Thought this was /r/lethbridge then noticed there was more than 10 upvotes lol woo we're famous!

[–]thyssyk 0 points1 point ago

Yes, indeed it is.

[–]Tyler_1131 0 points1 point ago

Shit dude ! My cousin lives there ! I'm from slave lake, you know where that is ? Haha

[–]handen 0 points1 point ago

You're from a city that burned to the ground a year ago, your cousin and I are in a city that has nearly burned down twice since.

[–]Tyler_1131 0 points1 point ago

Yes indeed, it was horrible, and she was telling me about that, scary stuff dude, glad you guys didn't go through what I had to :(

[–]thyssyk 0 points1 point ago

I know where slave lake is, very cool.

[–]FindMucker 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the two nearby pubs that are only blocked from view because of the Taco Bell.

[–]thyssyk 0 points1 point ago

I miss the duke.

[–]DubJohnny 0 points1 point ago

Who in their right mind would go to Lethbridge in the first place?

Unless there's a zombie apocalypse. U of L would make a great bunker.

[–]thyssyk 0 points1 point ago

We have almost zero appeal to anyone, bible belt, cattle country, rednecks... a university and a college filled with a lot of young women.

[–]DubJohnny 0 points1 point ago

I am well aware. I moved out of Lethbridge this year

[–]majuhlazuh 3 points4 points ago

Oh Puuuu

[–]RedArremer 4 points5 points ago

[–]Atom1794 0 points1 point ago

"Now everybody down a McDonaldz!"

[–]bagleboy73 5 points6 points ago

Cool guys don't look at explosions

[–]pontaderabex 2 points3 points ago

Damn Russians always looking cool when shit blows up.

[–]FoxBattalion79 3 points4 points ago

aaah I'm glad I saw the original putin post last night so I got this joke

[–]franciadahlia 0 points1 point ago

You forgot to add the doves.

[–]justshutup124 0 points1 point ago

By Michael Bay.

[–]Tebasaki 2 points3 points ago

I love it when shit goes meta. I can giggle because I feel like only I know this joke!

[–]scratchcrackle 0 points1 point ago

Haha I was there yesterday!

[–]mecrosis 3 points4 points ago

From Russia with hot sauce/

[–]FuckFuckingKarma 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps you should have made your selection slightly smaller to remove the white edge. A shadow would benefit the picture a lot too, lastly the perspective is weird but I have no idea how to fix that

[–]radamesort -2 points-1 points ago

Photoshop Nazi

[–]SackOfCats 2 points3 points ago

Really? You think he's a Nazi for a little constructive criticism?

I think the general theme for the shop is ok, but the execution sucks. Really, really sucks. It could have been done better by my cat.

Also Godwin.

[–]radamesort 0 points1 point ago

Oh lighten up I was just coining a term

[–]Medic014 0 points1 point ago

Well done.

[–]Intrusive_Logic -1 points0 points ago

Agreed. Logged on in class to upvote

[–]barnabyjones7 -1 points0 points ago

That was just a matter of time

[–]Crossbowshootr 0 points1 point ago

Whatever happened to Strutting Leo?

[–]GoldenFalcon -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know, looks kinda photoshopped to me.

[–]pizike82 -1 points0 points ago

That's just the awesomeness of the Putin effect

[–]jagumienny -1 points0 points ago

Holy HELL This was friggin awesome.

[–]aDildoAteMyBaby -1 points0 points ago

Liam Nieson edit coming in 3...2...

[–]Spinwheeling -1 points0 points ago

Is this a new meme? Putin walks away while things explode? I approve.

[–]Aaronmcom -1 points0 points ago

The hand motion of Piccard, "how the fuck!"

[–]hoopdreams710 -1 points0 points ago

I knew it had to be Putin, nothing exciting like that happens in Lethbridge.....except for that fire at red dog diner....could it be?

[–]CromulentUsername 0 points1 point ago

Dobby is really serious about this arson buisness...

[–]iatesugarray -1 points0 points ago

The thought of Putin eating at a Taco Bell is so absurd it makes me laugh.

[–]primordial_soup -1 points0 points ago

I would watch the shit out of this show.

[–]smokeymckush -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit! That looks like agent 47 haha!

[–]headbanger92 -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks Putin looks like Daniel Craig's James Bond?

[–]shyamsk -1 points0 points ago

From Russia with Love....

[–]CupofBallSoup -1 points0 points ago

When in Russia!

[–]Rmountz95 -1 points0 points ago

I know it's just a joke... But he is way to obviously photoshopped. It would've been better if it was a clean shop...

[–]s3kshun61 -1 points0 points ago

I fell like this would be perfect for my international relations class. Just got through studying him

[–]killhimalready 1 point2 points ago

What, he's not riding a fucking kodiak bear shirtless away from an exploding building?

Putin is losing his touch.

[–]shteeeeeve 1 point2 points ago

Putin On The Shits?

[–]falloutpunk 0 points1 point ago

lol'd at work. in a very quiet room

[–]MiseryEngine 0 points1 point ago

And so,. it begins.

[–]JandroUly 0 points1 point ago

FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL WEEK!

[–]luvz186 0 points1 point ago

Yes yes yes yes YES

[–]serpentcroissant 1 point2 points ago

omg. as soon as i saw the first image all i could think was photoshopping him in this. i love that you did it :)

[–]TrustyChords 0 points1 point ago

If you look close enough, you can tell this is a shop.

[–]zebbiz 0 points1 point ago

Fire in the disco!
Fire in the... Taco Bell

[–]rostov007 0 points1 point ago

Meme! Meme! Meme!

[–]gg_h4x_ 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, this is going to be a thing now.

[–]cherrypoptartz -1 points0 points ago

The man is photoshopped in -.-

[–]MigraineGloves 1 point2 points ago

For a brief moment, Lethbridge is relevant.

[–]platypus_bear -1 points0 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/VNLKZ.jpg

I'm in the blue sweater

[–]cannablog 0 points1 point ago

Is that frigggen the corner of Columbia in Lethbridge?>>

[–]DerpDotText 0 points1 point ago

Waited for this. Was not disappointed.

[–]dcknight93 0 points1 point ago

"Excuse me, is the drive-thru open?" "Nyet."

[–]bhimsen443 0 points1 point ago

TacoBell....Chalupa...I love it... ...

[–]VaTeFaireVoir 0 points1 point ago

Somebody must have mistranslated "No, we don't serve poutine at Taco Bell".

Search "poutine" on wikipedia, then sallivate. Then cringe for your blood vessels. Then ask your local McDonalds why they don't serve poutine the way they do in Quebec. Then show them what happens to competitors that don't serve Putin (who, in French, gets spelled as Poutine).

Now to tell the truth, McD's poutine is the mcdonald's of poutines, of course. But still better than the Big MacTM .

[–]Pumpernickell 0 points1 point ago

[–]the_poodleo 0 points1 point ago

I like this new meme.

[–]RonBurgundy_says 0 points1 point ago

We need a photoshop of the entire cast of "The Expendables" (1&2) doing this...

[–]slickswitch 0 points1 point ago

"When I ask for borscht instead of Fries Supreme...I GET BORSCHT INSTEAD OF FUCKING FRIES SUPREME!"

[–]thepager 0 points1 point ago

[–]humanman42 0 points1 point ago

Quick Tip : Lock the transparency and use stamp to refine the edges. Use a smaller softer brush.

[–]josh8178 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg...

[–]thekind253 0 points1 point ago

My car once lit on fire in the Taco Time drive-thru

[–]redreda123 0 points1 point ago

Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow things up and they walk away.

[–]keputz 0 points1 point ago

This is (almost) entirely unrelated, but this happened a block away from my old house.

[–]keputz 0 points1 point ago

This is (almost) entirely unrelated, but this happened a block away from my old house.

[–]buddynavid 0 points1 point ago

The Putin Strut

[–]dcnblues 0 points1 point ago

He had a taco that God couldn't eat. (Yelping with Cormac McCarthy - The Taco Trilogy): http://yelpingwithcormac.tumblr.com/post/12634112681/the-taco-trilogy

[–]ZionsAssassin25 0 points1 point ago

English version much better:

[–]Kaison58 0 points1 point ago

woah guys wait hold up!.......i think it MAY or may not be photoshopped.........

[–]attackme 0 points1 point ago

some men just want to watch the world burn

[–]DubJohnny 0 points1 point ago

I love how this is from my hometown. I hate this town.

[–]DubJohnny 0 points1 point ago

Who in their right mind would go to Lethbridge...

[–]emilyg0739 0 points1 point ago

He should be carrying a couple bags of tacos

[–]Reaperdude97 0 points1 point ago

Context: He photoshopped 3 photos from yesterday's front page together: A car exploding, Vladmir Putin, and a Taco Bell.

[–]dismay66 0 points1 point ago

I love when I get a Reddit inside joke.

[–]ReactsWithWords 1 point2 points ago

Was that shopped?

[–]MohanJob 9 points10 points ago

Yes it was. The president of Russia was not in Alberta.

[–]jigglefest2 1 point2 points ago

Wow Lethbridge is on a Reddit hot streak just taking over every front page

[–]EdibleMoose 0 points1 point ago

Stop trying to make Lethbridge cool. It's not going to happen.....

[–]jigglefest2 0 points1 point ago

But......but.....okay :(

[–]cmorgan8506 1 point2 points ago

Lethbridge!

[–]radamesort -2 points-1 points ago

I love you trogan

[–]scottsimsa 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant!

[–]lettersgohere 0 points1 point ago

this deserves more than an upvote, but an upvote is all i have to give

[–]frgrc334 0 points1 point ago

I love whoever did this

[–]BigusTranchus -2 points-1 points ago

Oppa Gangnam style

[–]mikojack 0 points1 point ago

"Remember, no tacos".

COD: Mexican Warfare 2

[–]cridz7 -2 points-1 points ago

I was waiting for something like this to happen. Well done.

[–]potatobacondude -2 points-1 points ago

Vladmir really Putin the epicness.

[–]harbinger_of_tacos 0 points1 point ago

Only 12 journalists were killed in the explosion.

[–]pumpkindog -2 points-1 points ago

oh wow you took an idea from the other thread and reposted it... with a shittier photoshop than the one posted in the other thread

nice work

[–]nss68 -4 points-3 points ago

i love you.

[–]tominabox1 -1 points0 points ago

i wish I could upvote this 1000 times

[–]hungrybathsaltzombie -1 points0 points ago

There should be a subreddit devoted only to pictures of Putin walking away from things that are exploding.