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[–]closter 63 points64 points ago

Pokemon black and white.

[–]Tstr76 1 point2 points ago

A post so funny that it's on /r/all twice at the same time!

[–]sgtpepper_spray 75 points76 points ago

[–]quantum_entanglement 10 points11 points ago

I really want to see the rest of that battle

[–]icopycommentstoo 21 points22 points ago

Both of them are Rock/Steel and only know Constrict.

[–]greg19735 8 points9 points ago

omg you copy comments too!

[–]architect_son 1 point2 points ago

Wait, you mean all of this could possibly be a /r/KarmaConspiracy?

[–]greg19735 1 point2 points ago

well honestly at first i was annoyed at both of them, then i realized the 2nd user's name.

[–]Sobertese 5 points6 points ago

Romney chose oddish, "ODDISH USE CHARACTER ASSASSINATION!"

It wasn't very effective.

[–]Squalor- 3 points4 points ago

Romney would choose Ditto, right?

[–]TheGrimmace 18 points19 points ago

Free world leader Barack Obama would like to battle! que epic battle music

[–]confusedjake 6 points7 points ago

This is more Appropriate

[–]vaginal_cream 2 points3 points ago

That was just wow.... Goosebumps and shit all over my ass.

[–]majikoats 2 points3 points ago

[–]CrazyEyedPanda 0 points1 point ago

Playing with in game music muted from now on, think you.

[–]bugeyes8 0 points1 point ago

It's like injecting morphine.

[–]moobsies 0 points1 point ago

adrenaline?

[–]artuno 3 points4 points ago

cue*

[–]TheLateJC 0 points1 point ago

Calm down Iran. It's a joke.

[–]MexicanFightingSquid 1 point2 points ago

"Free world leader" are americans really saying that, it's a bit self important isn't it.

[–]Narrenschifff 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to American Foreign Policy

I say this as a proud American

[–]Canadeez_Nutz 4 points5 points ago

Foreign policy, I choose you!!

[–]burritoxman 4 points5 points ago

Original post is in /r/Pokemon, can't post link cause I'm on my phone.

[–]LilPepper 3 points4 points ago

Obama chose Onyx Mitt chose Charmeleon

edit: -Y +I

[–]JCXtreme 11 points12 points ago

I get it! Barack = Brock! Right guys? Guys...? Ok....

[–]larkable 12 points13 points ago

[–]brickler 13 points14 points ago

Onix

[–]dda32k 3 points4 points ago

Don't know why you're being downvoted, it is actually spelled Onix.

[–]2scared 5 points6 points ago

Because Reddit hates information.

[–]brickler 5 points6 points ago

Kid's these days. Don't know their Gen 1.

[–]LilPepper 0 points1 point ago

Damnit.. Onix.. How.. Spelled right.. Wrong in Pokeverse.. Yea, how did I mess that one up? Damn real life spelling. Next thing you know I'll say Turtle and Salamander

edit: Misspelling ruined my day. Played RED for almost 1/3 my days in the 90's. Never like Onix. Looked like a penis with a face.

[–]stevaughan -2 points-1 points ago

Monix

[–]the_omega99 4 points5 points ago

It won't make a difference when Misty kicks their asses.

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[–]throwawayfactcheck 3 points4 points ago

Steel Claw?

Dear god people, get your shit together. It's Metal Claw for fucks sake.

[–]RelevantRoll -1 points0 points ago

A wild Rerhel appears!

[–]Mansyn 1 point2 points ago

It would save millions of $

[–]tinkleturds 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha I'm so happy someone else caught that

[–]chromedip 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for about 30 seconds for this to gif

[–]rkpenguin 1 point2 points ago

Reddit: the place where people repost the second something hits the front page...and it still gets to the front page.

[–]DontCareHippie 0 points1 point ago

Is Predator Drone a Pokemon? I don't much about Pokemon but I believe a fleet of Predator Drones defeats whatever cartoon fighting animals Romney may have.

[–]oniontitan 0 points1 point ago

Really? Not even give credit to /r/pokemon for ya know, finding it first and you stealing that exact image.

[–]searingsky 0 points1 point ago

Somehow, I kept thinking this was a gif and waited for it to start moving

must be the format

[–]MadModderX 0 points1 point ago

Keep politics out of pokemon!

[–]_disposable 0 points1 point ago

using only magicarp and metapod

[–]YorickOwnsUnicorns 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else up for making Pokemon Battling an Olympic event?

[–]Sportsfanno1 -4 points-3 points ago

... With 3D holograms... That would be legen-wait for it-dary

[–]YorickOwnsUnicorns -2 points-1 points ago

Japan would take it all....

[–]lxlbluesteellxl -1 points0 points ago

That reminds me of that scene in the movie "The Island" where they're playing xbox in the future with the 3D holograms. Anyone? Anyone??

[–]alecjohnson16 0 points1 point ago

You liberals must be blind. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Open your fucking eyes.

[–]12thMANGOHAWKS -2 points-1 points ago

I'm a liberal and this is fucking stupid. We are creeping towards Idiocracy. That comment on Pokemon is why certain people shouldn't be able to speak.

[–]alecjohnson16 0 points1 point ago

What? The thing Herman Cain said 5 months ago? right, that's relevant.

[–]masterboat -1 points0 points ago

I like how Romney appears to be reading it.

[–]King_Crustacean -4 points-3 points ago

Romney would totally cheat though.

[–]confusedjake -3 points-2 points ago

Mitt Romney would have a Meowth but it would have an attack the opposite of Payday.