what I have learnt from being Aussie, koalas are drunks who done care how they scare the fuck out of people e.g. I was having a Barbie in the bush (in a park in the bush, not just in some trees) when a big scary mother fucker feel out of the tree on to our food and then toddled away, almost falling over from drunkness. moral of the story don't mess with koalas because they will do what they can to stop you, even if ask your doing is having a Barbie with your family, because that's what badass mother fuckers do.

I love Australia, our animals are soo funny, like that kangaroo that tried to fuck a tree... haha. I'm not making this up, stuff like this actually happens.