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[–]wumbologyprofessor 237 points238 points ago

You should take my course that I teach there.

[–]danrennt98 200 points201 points ago

[–]fuck_yeah__shut_up 48 points49 points ago

wat is "wumbology lol"

[–]jothcra 153 points154 points ago

I believe it is the study of wumbo.

[–]Has_It 121 points122 points ago

I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo, wumbology, the study of wumbo

[–]AverageEngineer 63 points64 points ago

It's first grade stuff!

[–]SqueezeTheorem 3 points4 points ago

It's FIRST GRADE, shut_up!

[–]tahwos585 2 points3 points ago

It's first grade, really.

[–]BigEasyBobcat 6 points7 points ago

Wumbology 101?

[–]Coolguyzack 3 points4 points ago

I like that you shaded the colors. It must have taken you like 3 hours to do the shading on the upper lip.

[–]combasemsthefox 37 points38 points ago

do you offer online courses? I actually am really passionate about wumbology and would like to pursue a career in the field.

[–]NotaMethAddict 18 points19 points ago

Are you sure? I heard it was only at a first grade science level.

[–]combasemsthefox 13 points14 points ago

Bikini bottom's education system is so much more advanced than ours that their first grade subjects are taught as our college level subjects.

[–]BostonCBrand 3 points4 points ago

Basic wumbology, sure. But once you really start to dig into it, the world of wumbo really opens up.

[–]reese_ridley 5 points6 points ago

[–]DrDreampop 30 points31 points ago

You may have checked the wrong site. You have to go to the Harvard Universite website.

[–]DrTorpedo 10 points11 points ago

It's like Hogwarts. It's secret and to attend you have to run through a wall which doubles as a portal.

[–]_Whiplash 35 points36 points ago

[–]whereitsatftw 4 points5 points ago

What is this from?

[–]Sirspen 14 points15 points ago

The Benchwarmers I believe.

[–]Sundevil13 2 points3 points ago

[–]Kron0_0 3 points4 points ago

The Benchwarmers

[–]_Whiplash 4 points5 points ago

[–]anonymous_troll 151 points152 points ago

I'm calling fake. Harvard certainly knows to put the comma into the phrase, "You in, nigga!"

[–]Scadilla 83 points84 points ago

Otherwise they would be implying he's sexing up a black dude.

[–]SithLard 14 points15 points ago

Indeed.

[–]kaisermatias 15 points16 points ago

Wouldn't that be "You ina Nigga"?

[–]Iamubergeek 1 point2 points ago

That wouldn't be an acceptance letter. That would be them asking if OP is currently sexing a nigga.

[–]NextName 24 points25 points ago

Maybe they're still bitter about the whole "Oxford comma" thing and avoid using commas altogether?

[–]t0mcat 8 points9 points ago

Came for Oxford comma joke, left satisfied.

THANKS, NEXTNAME!

[–]reenigne 4 points5 points ago

I have a friend who keeps a laminated, shrunken copy of his Harvard rejection letter in his wallet. The best part? There's a minor typo in his name. It says, "Dear ANdrew...".

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 923 points924 points ago

Things keep looking up for Tyrone!

[–]NotaMethAddict 110 points111 points ago

Team TheAtomicPlayboy!

Edit: Context

[–]danrennt98 57 points58 points ago

CHOO CHOO Mothafucka Tyrone

[–]no_no_NO_okay -1 points0 points ago

i like how people don't understand something so they just downvote.

by like i mean it makes me angry.

by angry i mean hungry.

i'm going to go to wawa now.

edit: not enough people like wawa.

[–]NotaMethAddict 9 points10 points ago

...What just happened?

[–]Aldenol 24 points25 points ago

WAWA

[–]danrennt98 1 point2 points ago

[–]ihackedthis1 8 points9 points ago

Upvotes for wawa. me too now.

[–]Neutral_Milk_Brotel 4 points5 points ago

Everything's coming up Tyrone!

[–]red321red321 112 points113 points ago

[–]EbonHawk7x 8 points9 points ago

Study high, take tests high, make high grades.

[–]FluffyLion 17 points18 points ago

I had to scroll down too far to see this.

I'm disappointed in you reddit.

[–]lonjaxson 10 points11 points ago

That was messed up.. I said "ma nigga" when i opened this.. Then i opened the next comment and it was this

[–]jarkmames 289 points290 points ago

[–]ForgetMeNaut 176 points177 points ago

I hate when they cry while giving me a handy

[–]wafflestompr 520 points521 points ago

The ol' tearjerker.

[–]vajkappsmir 81 points82 points ago

Bra-fuckin-vo

[–]SkyWulf 24 points25 points ago

I don't know that one. I understand bra-fucking, but what's a vo?

[–]TronCorleone 29 points30 points ago

It's what Ders, Blake, and Adam drive around in.

[–]splel_cechk_fwt 13 points14 points ago

FUR SHURE

[–]TronCorleone 8 points9 points ago

Whoahoooo! Lookin straight grizzlayyy!

[–]IAmRightListenToMe 4 points5 points ago

Ooh! Bear puns, I like it!

[–]NorCalRoadie 6 points7 points ago

Vo-noun- a vietnamese ho specializing in handies lubricated with tears

[–]Vahnya 0 points1 point ago

Best comment I've seen all day. Fucking A +.

[–]Luc20 5 points6 points ago

A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

[–]downvotesmakemehard 5 points6 points ago

Lyric from such an under rated poet.

[–]ThisMakesMeMoist 0 points1 point ago

Really? Because ^

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 1 point2 points ago

It makes great lube.

[–]HisHighNes 7 points8 points ago

The lube of crushed hopes and dreams...mmmmm....

[–]Sporke 60 points61 points ago

In 2002, AOL spam filters blocked 100 Harvard acceptance emails from arriving in the applicants' inboxes.

☆==============

THE MORE YOU KNOW

[–]JackassPenguinass 68 points69 points ago

AOL - Always trying to keep a nigga down.

[–]DirtyDirtyPerverts 11 points12 points ago

They still got it in the mail though.

[–]kyleboddy 10 points11 points ago

I would not admit anyone to my school who had an @aol.com email address.

[–]Thethoughtful1 0 points1 point ago

You forget, this was in 2002. It wasn't that bad then.

[–]Relient-J 114 points115 points ago

Harvard should actually do this. Open up the envelope. Has your name and address. Right in the center - "YOU IN NIGGA". That's it

[–]YOUR-UNCLE 263 points264 points ago

They do. Didn't you see OP's picture?

[–]reese_ridley 96 points97 points ago

as a Harvard student I can confirm this

[–]TheGrammarBolshevik 22 points23 points ago

What house?

[–]MillerTime722 83 points84 points ago

clearly ravenclaw

[–]narpas 16 points17 points ago

Motherfucker if I'm going to Harvard I'm going a fucking PHD in physics and debate particle physics with Stephen Hawking on his own terms I aint joining no law school frat shit.

Edit: haha there's actually no way I'd be motivated enough to actually be a particle physicist. I'm on reddit past midnight.

[–]dorian_mode 16 points17 points ago

I'm a particle physicist who's currently on reddit an hour before midnight. Dream big, man.

[–]Grass_Starters_FTW 3 points4 points ago

MATHER! WOOOOO! Fucking concrete fortress.

[–]reese_ridley 2 points3 points ago

Kirkland, although I live off-campus now

[–]m2309a3 2 points3 points ago

Cabot '10. Join /r/Harvard

[–]reese_ridley 2 points3 points ago

I'm already subscribed, but there isn't a ton of traffic

[–]rockymtnpunk 4 points5 points ago

Everybody's too busy fapping to pics of Natalie Portman.

[–]10007638 54 points55 points ago

They rejected me, "You ain't in nigga."

[–]Nictionary 63 points64 points ago

I was expelled: "Nigga you out!"

[–]JackassPenguinass 16 points17 points ago

I failed: "Nigga please!"

[–]HolgerBier 8 points9 points ago

My fraternity got pushed off-campus: "fuck yo' house nigga"

[–]styuR 2 points3 points ago

I asked about their recruitment policy: "Nigga hush!"

[–]ClassyMe 27 points28 points ago

I actually have a story about that.

During my senior in high school I was deep in the college search process. This was earlier and I wasn't narrowing anything down particularly so any college that sent me information I would look up online and see if said college was worth considering. One day I got an envelope from Harvard. "Aw sweet," young ClassyMe thought. I opened the envelope and absolutely nothing was inside. No paper. Harvard paid for an envelope and postage to mail me nothing.

Dick move Harvard. Dick move.

[–]Ruvaak 2 points3 points ago

"Pfffft, I didn't want to go there anyway."

[–]kingofthebean 23 points24 points ago

[–]Jeffyg3 5 points6 points ago

Seems legit. I have no reason to believe this is fake.

[–]Parune 8 points9 points ago

This made me laugh more than anything else today. Thank you.

[–]tswillcox 13 points14 points ago

Ashtray: "You know, Malik is the first one in the 'hood to go to college."

Loc Dog: "Yeah."

Ashtray: "Finally, someone from the 'hood is gonna make it."

Loc Dog: "Yeah, there is hope. (Gunshot and Malik goes down)"

Perfect.

[–]superbadsoul 7 points8 points ago

MESSAGE!!!

[–]Party_Frog 61 points62 points ago

Tyrone has finally got it together!

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 292 points293 points ago

If you scroll down you'll see me making the same joke twenty minutes before you.

NOT THAT I'M BITTER OR ANYTHING

[–]NotaMethAddict 80 points81 points ago

Are you sure you're not bitter?

Do you want to talk about it?

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 95 points96 points ago

I just registered /r/KarmaCourt. I appoint myself as judge, jury, and executioner.

[–]Relient-J 34 points35 points ago

ahem, it's Judge Judy and executioner

[–]NotaMethAddict 35 points36 points ago

[–]cbrosh 46 points47 points ago

Court is adjourned, bring in the dancing lobsters.

[–]IgnosticZealot 5 points6 points ago

You honestly need to make this a thing.

[–]moxiedrinker82 4 points5 points ago

Did you click on it? It is a thing...

[–]IgnosticZealot 5 points6 points ago

Yes, it only has one post, I was implying that we need to use it at every possible opportunity to make it popular.

[–]moxiedrinker82 2 points3 points ago

I was going to submit something but then I realized that it could quickly turn into r/RepostCourt and there will be no end to that.

[–]trimzeejibbb 9 points10 points ago

You just made my life at least 47% better.

And I'm a statistician, so it counts.

[–]danrennt98 1 point2 points ago

Successful Black Man

[–]8GB 4 points5 points ago

There's something you might not know about me, Harvard, I smoke rocks!

[–]ljhub1 13 points14 points ago

[–]Cloudunderfire 4 points5 points ago

This honestly made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that

[–]Geofreshh 2 points3 points ago

I am really happy I clicked this.

[–]Gersttt 2 points3 points ago

Yo man that's not legit. It's spelled "Universiteh".

[–]AMBwon 2 points3 points ago

Looks photoshopped.

[–]Topload909 2 points3 points ago

god damn cutbacks

is nothing sacred??

[–]DrapeRape 2 points3 points ago

omg! You got one to?

[–]Tiddernud 2 points3 points ago

No letterhead - fake.

[–]cutecatbro 2 points3 points ago

Good job, Tyrone. You're really getting your shit together.

[–]b3nz0r 2 points3 points ago

Shit, I'll fucks witcha!

[–]sambo22 0 points1 point ago

sooooooo what sport do you play then?

[–]Overlorddd 3 points4 points ago

How the fuck is this crap on the front page?

[–]MistaAaronB 2 points3 points ago

Why does this kind of junk keep making it to front page...It's been a rough two weeks.

[–]arud5 4 points5 points ago

yeah that's pretty much what they look like, but more printer-y

[–]chameleonsam 3 points4 points ago

HAHAHAHA Thank you for making my day

[–]dydxexisex 6 points7 points ago

[–]jonbowen 4 points5 points ago

Universite? Oh, you're definitely in!

[–]SlugsOnToast 15 points16 points ago

you definitely in!

ftfy

[–]Kinkaypandaz 4 points5 points ago

laughed for a good 5 mins

[–]Freecandyhere 2 points3 points ago

Looks legit

[–]IBetThisLoginIsTaken 2 points3 points ago

legite

FTFY

[–]Wad_Squad 3 points4 points ago

It's sad when reddit starts to repost from Facebook

[–]weezermc78 1 point2 points ago

I got the same letter recently, but it read "You in cracka"

[–]superfishnet 1 point2 points ago

First and foremost, I'm an Oxford man.

[–]Trenched 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]digitalaudioshop 0 points1 point ago

After only seeing the title I was going ask, "Law?" If yes, "Fuck you."

[–]idonot_exist -1 points0 points ago

University isn't even spelled right...

[–]IamTypingWithOneHand 6 points7 points ago

It's in french, nigga be fancy in Harvard yo.

[–]serrghi 3 points4 points ago

Holy.. You think this might be fake?

[–]BMFresch 0 points1 point ago

That thumb is the only thing stopping most of reddit from calling you racist.

[–]angelknight16 0 points1 point ago

Tiffany from Gahr is this you?

[–]steve_jenkins 0 points1 point ago

As a guy who has high blood-pressure and is bordering on a nervous breakdown as he has 3 major essays due in the next 24 hours and has only just started one of them, good-luck staying happy.

I mean it though, you need to find a good balance and get shit done BEFORE its the due the day before...

Back to work for me I suppose...

[–]ShotgunWedding0 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you stole this picture.

[–]doctordiddy -1 points0 points ago

Now if only you could afford to pay for it without being in debt for the next 100 years.

[–]I_miss_Hitch 0 points1 point ago

Congrats Professa! Now, stfu and clean the shitta's!

[–]DoodleCreator 0 points1 point ago

This had me laughing so hard i shed a tear. Congrats Tyrone!

[–]BlazedAndConfused 0 points1 point ago

Wish this was in How High.

[–]crushcrushcrush -1 points0 points ago

my friends and I have a joke when we see an idiot do or say something or act a certain way we say "man he must have went to harvard" congrats bro.... upvoted btw.

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

After being fooled by the phony millionaire, I don't know if I can trust that this is real.

[–]SayTheWordYes 0 points1 point ago

shit, I fucks wit ya

[–]ArtisticAquaMan 0 points1 point ago

I bet the motto of the school is "Study high get high grades." Right? Rightttt

[–]way2sick 0 points1 point ago

Ay congrats blood!

[–]kyyyy 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]ohsochill 0 points1 point ago

perfect score on your Testing for Higher Credentials, i take it?

[–]snowlion13[!] 0 points1 point ago

since when did harvard make a branch in detriot? and does the acceptance come with a free protection weapon training?

[–]7UPvote 0 points1 point ago

Would someone kindly post a picture of a real one? I started at a well-respected state research university's honors program instead of finishing high school, so I never got to play the college admissions lottery.

[–]Chriswalken12398 0 points1 point ago

this just reminds me of something hotdamnirock would do!

[–]CjJcPro 0 points1 point ago

[–]BigEasyBobcat -1 points0 points ago

I got to a major college before. I would've rather gotten something like this from them because they didn't offer a cent for their 25k a year tuition. Gurl that's a booty hole.

[–]Brock_Obama 0 points1 point ago

I still have my rejection letter.

[–]Skaarah 1 point2 points ago

seems legit

[–]elgiorgie 1 point2 points ago

Needs a comma, nigga. You out.

[–]chrsgo 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]Altairk 0 points1 point ago

iight

[–]ChecksForGoneWild 0 points1 point ago

Nope

[–]Bisnaguinha 1 point2 points ago

NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE MUTHAFUCKIN' USA!

[–]cheeseballsak 0 points1 point ago

because you is nigga

[–]JJX119 0 points1 point ago

Université? I guess it was from the French department.

[–]Dreamwaltzer 1 point2 points ago

/r/KarmaConspiracy

Redditor forges Harvard Acceptance letter for karma. On closer inspection, it seems to be a fake.

[–]Dashzz 0 points1 point ago

I would seriously prefer a letter like that over and long fancy acceptance letter. That shit is funny.

[–]pricklypete 0 points1 point ago

Most people don't realize that every Ivy League school was founded by a slave owner. Apparently, they needed something for their dumb kids to do (and to legitimize economic slavery).

[–]mattbridel 1 point2 points ago

this made my day. Congratulations!

[–]KillerJupe 0 points1 point ago

trust me... you may wanna call before you send in a deposit

[–]Shoola 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS A FORGERY! You can't even submit your college apps yet!

[–]Murkwater 0 points1 point ago

I was loading the picture and was thinking how funny would it be if it was like, "Yo Nigga you, ceppted!" ... then was disappointed

[–]plustwos -1 points0 points ago

When did this word become a punchline. I see this on tumblr too. Genuinely curious...

[–]xanidue 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations!!

[–]duz2012 0 points1 point ago

There's something not quite right about this letter

[–]_demetri_ 1 point2 points ago

My letter to Hogwarts was very similar.

[–]d3rpy_DANG 0 points1 point ago

Sounds legit

[–]foxykazoo 0 points1 point ago

Now that you posted this picture they'll expell you!

[–]Wendys_frys 0 points1 point ago

Damn it and I was about to compliment you for getting in to Harvard. Fuck it I'll do it anyways.

Congratulations! You in nigga!!!

[–]BlackSodat 0 points1 point ago

I was really hoping it was the fairly odd parents meme. Would have made this a lot better. Still made me laugh.

[–]Wanrenmi -1 points0 points ago

hysterical.

[–]NoobuchadnezaR -1 points0 points ago

Luks liek the stundards has droppd sinse i was thr

[–]mearvk 0 points1 point ago

The European spelling of university. Of course. Congrats.

[–]maxbaroi 1 point2 points ago

I was so ready to shit upon your parade because five/six years ago I was rejected from Harvard. Thank you for making me laugh.

P.S. I've been enjoying my sour grapes these last five years, thank you.

[–]sgchicken 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]Shadzta 0 points1 point ago

Clearly a fake. You were able to read it....

[–]greedyiguana 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to Herverd!

[–]racheecakes 0 points1 point ago

I was seriously expecting a Harvard letter. Huge upset bro.

[–]carnage123 0 points1 point ago

I think they misspelled Harlem

[–]analogkid1 0 points1 point ago

Made me LOL. Have an upvote.

[–]CarlFromAccounting 0 points1 point ago

Explain it like I'm jive.

[–]yeropinionman 0 points1 point ago

Harvard should do this for real.

[–]TheJCF 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Tyrone got his shit together

[–]Mansyn -1 points0 points ago

Why did I hear that as Chris Rock's voice in my head?

[–]chucknorrisap 0 points1 point ago

Moving on up

[–]gkiltz 0 points1 point ago

A lot of people can get INTO Harvard! The trick is GRADUATING from Harvard!!

[–]Japanistan 0 points1 point ago

You should reccomend me, please. xD

[–]Wraith8888 0 points1 point ago

How come the N word is now in half the posts in r/funny?