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[–]NextDayAir 447 points448 points ago

someone photoshopped out some of her chins?

[–]Durka09 45 points46 points ago

This is exactly how South Park portrayed her last night.

[–]SirSchrodingersCat 5 points6 points ago

South Parks Back?

[–]cinemadness 0 points1 point ago

Yessuh.

[–]FerdThePenguinGuy 62 points63 points ago

They did a brilliant job of it too, I could hardly tell. I thought she'd legitimately lost weight.

[–]Skydiver860 10 points11 points ago

This genuinely made me laugh. Well done sir. Well done.

[–]TesticleToe 33 points34 points ago

Such a sophisticated way of saying lol.

[–]Fat_FAT_dick 1 point2 points ago

Chinception...

[–]Gamerguy22 68 points69 points ago

[–]GANGNAM_GUNDAM 8 points9 points ago

Which episode is that?

[–]TheWalkingShed 18 points19 points ago

Newest one from last night, you can watch it on southparkstudios.com

[–]GANGNAM_GUNDAM 4 points5 points ago

Thanks, I'm not American so I'll just find another way to view it :)

[–]Sp4rtux 16 points17 points ago

http://www.unblock-us.com buddy! I've been using this thing for two years, it changed my life :) !

[–]GANGNAM_GUNDAM 5 points6 points ago

Thank you :)

[–]recurecur 0 points1 point ago

if you use fire fox look up header forwarding and you can just view us sites without hassles :)

[–]GANGNAM_GUNDAM 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I believe I can also modify HTTP headers in Opera. I just assumed they had a smarter way of checking!

[–]Dances_with_Sleep 3 points4 points ago

[–]WhyMustYouBeLikeThis 4 points5 points ago

What does the girl to the left have in her mouth? I bet it's not what I think it looks like, but it sure does look like what I think it looks like. If you know what I mean

[–]MeanPinball 82 points83 points ago

Go go gadget neck!

[–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down 19 points20 points ago

Go go gadget chins.

[–]XxRAINBOWxUNICORNxX 43 points44 points ago

No one will look at ":))))))" the same way again.

[–]105Hummel 223 points224 points ago

Does anyone else feel like punching that blonde kid just for posing like that?

[–]superjentendo 63 points64 points ago

she looks like squirtle

[–]alucard87pl 50 points51 points ago

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Squirtle at least could be cuddled. I wouldn't touch that with a 10ft pole...

[–]hutsedraken 27 points28 points ago

I might touch it with a 10ft pole, only if an opening of an active volcano was behind it.

[–]SirReginaldPennycorn 92 points93 points ago

Yes.

[–]eyebrowtwirler 40 points41 points ago

Please.

[–]soyabstemio 35 points36 points ago

Me first.

[–]RapedYourFriend 7 points8 points ago

Now hold on a bit. I should get first rights for wanting to punch her even before she posed like that.

[–]Hansarn 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, but, you know.. Raping my friend.. I feel you should lose some of that priority because of that. I mean, that was kind of a dick move, dude.

[–]Nineboat 3 points4 points ago

Harder.

[–]landragoran 8 points9 points ago

i feel bad for her, because she's not going to get any prettier. if anything, the genetic deck is stacked pretty heavily against her, and that plus the attitude that she's developing is going to be HELL when she gets to high school.

i predict that in 6-10 years we'll be reading about her struggles with eating disorders.

[–]673_points 5 points6 points ago

Is disorder the name of a new burger?

[–]_ack_ 2 points3 points ago

It damn well should be. That would be awesome! "I have an 'eating disorder', it's great!"

[–]caribou16 26 points27 points ago

The kids are the victims here.

[–]padthaichi 23 points24 points ago

Yes, but instead of acknowledging that, let's hold the 6-year-old responsible for the way she was raised, and talk about how much we wish we could violently assault her.

[–]nousernamerequired 10 points11 points ago

Oh, don't be like that. The same could be said for the mother. And then who would we punch??

[–]GeorgeAmberson 2 points3 points ago

gooby pls

[–]intarwebzWINNAR 0 points1 point ago

fak u dolan

[–]IRL_TooCoolForReddit 7 points8 points ago

thank god, i was worried about my mental health for a min there

[–]eifersucht12a 11 points12 points ago

I feel bad for the kids on Toddlers and Tiaras but this girl is just ruined. It's beyond the point of redemption. It isn't her fault but I'm better off just hating her as much as I hate her mother rather than being depressed by empathy.

[–]PolarbearUnderwear 5 points6 points ago

Thos girl be crazy if they think they can beat me, Honey Boo Boo child!

[–]ManBoyLuvHawt 6 points7 points ago

Hey Hey Hey, call that animal by it's correct name. It's a Honey Boo Boo

[–]shadmere 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone ever actually call her that, other than the media? My girlfriend watches that show, and I've never heard anyone say that name.

[–]stickyleaf 6 points7 points ago

I'd rather give her a nice punt.

[–]Munt_Custard 3 points4 points ago

[–]HyzerFlip 6 points7 points ago

I believe the term you're looking for is Cunt Punt.

[–]TheFuzzyLion 2 points3 points ago

Indeed

[–]DiggletDig -1 points0 points ago

I like to think life will punch her in the face soon enough for us all.

[–]JackLennex 91 points92 points ago

[–]Traniz 26 points27 points ago

Prepare for 4 episodes of her changing into something even bigger.

The final form transforms her into a beauty?

[–]wtfreddithatesme 19 points20 points ago

this isnt dbz dude. the final form isnt anything of beauty. its probably more something like this

[–]Meatwadrolls 1 point2 points ago

Their is nothing more badass then a talking ball of meat.

[–]froop 14 points15 points ago

There*, than*

[–]therestruth 6 points7 points ago

Oh c'mon now, you can't correct Meatwad. He never learns!

[–]Meatwadrolls 0 points1 point ago

Man, five years of high school and I still don't know how to spell.

[–]silvahawk 2 points3 points ago

Speaking of DBZ, she kinda looks just like Majin Buu. Pink and everything.

[–]Mcsavage89 1 point2 points ago

That's fucking great.

[–]dangertriangle 73 points74 points ago

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron....James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

[–]thaddeus_flowe 26 points27 points ago

His name is James Cameron!

The greatest pioneer.

No budget too steep No sea too deep,

Watch out his name is James Cameron!

[–]ShiningSeoul 32 points33 points ago

I saw that thing on Borderlands

[–]scorpio242 7 points8 points ago

Raging goliath?

[–]zzyxxy 3 points4 points ago

Hate.. hate.. HAAAAATE!

[–]HeresMyTrollFace 1 point2 points ago

On the other hand, normal Goliaths are so nice. Always want to know how I'm doing.

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 3 points4 points ago

GET ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES

[–]Teradoll 16 points17 points ago

She actually looks more proportional that way...

[–]OswaldBoelcke 7 points8 points ago

It resembles a neck a bit more right?

[–]billraydrums 21 points22 points ago

[–]CraineTwo 8 points9 points ago

Not big enough, if you ask me.

[–]billraydrums 6 points7 points ago

Backstory- I was bored one day and started to 'shop out her rolls for practice. After a little while I ran out of time and figured the bag was going to be the best I could do at the moment.

[–]Hansarn 2 points3 points ago

Paper bag of holding. Obviously.

[–]Xervicx 1 point2 points ago

The bag actually is lined with a highly flammable substance that will effectively spread out towards the younger individual in front. Anyone who is brave enough to get close enough to light the bag, please, volunteer.

[–]milkasaurous 14 points15 points ago

Reminds me of this for some reason...

[–]sapper2345 24 points25 points ago

Honey boo boo you want spaghetti and budder? She's actin like a pig cause she got a pig heart

[–]Kyman111 13 points14 points ago

Honey boo boo what chu gonna tell them judges bout your pig heart

[–]PerfectlyOffensive 6 points7 points ago

AHM SUHWEETER DAN BAYKON, CHILE

[–]Skidmarking 33 points34 points ago

Better redNECKonize

[–]No_not_the_monkey 11 points12 points ago

HAIL QUEEN MOTHER HONEY BOO BOO AND HER MANY GLORIOUS CHINS

[–]somnus976 18 points19 points ago

No matter how many pageants she goes to, how many tv shows she's on, or how famous she is, she'll end up looking like her mother when she grows up. We win!

[–]no_egrets 33 points34 points ago

I think I missed a hive mind memo. We hate the child who's been forced into a nigh-abusive situation now, rather than the controlling, projecting mother?

[–]HyzerFlip -1 points0 points ago

At what age would you say people stop becoming the product of their environment?

Exactly.

[–]no_egrets 7 points8 points ago

Do I misunderstand, or are you saying that it's acceptable that young children are sexualized, because their parents are only responding to the pressures put upon them?

[–]HyzerFlip 3 points4 points ago

I'm saying we're all products of our environment.

I have absolutely no love for toddlers and tiaras.

I'm saying you may as well hate her now, nothing is going to change when she's 18.

[–]Hansarn 1 point2 points ago

I think he means that the mother is just as much a product of the environment as the child. The mother is just older. Thus, if you can hate the mother, you're allowed to hate the child.

[–]no_egrets 3 points4 points ago

I see. The mother isn't being criticised for presenting herself sexually, though, but for pushing her daughter down this avenue.

[–]Blamm83 8 points9 points ago

[–]symphony_41_mozart 0 points1 point ago

I prefer Kevin from The Office. However, that may be an insult to Kevin.

[–]mcquintessence 1 point2 points ago

I think that you forgot a chin or two.

[–]Oddgenetix 1 point2 points ago

The first stage in becoming Jabba is complete.

[–]eldovaking 2 points3 points ago

Instead of chins they look like ball sacks.

[–]TheHasselman 1 point2 points ago

This was just on south park

[–]ExxL -1 points0 points ago

Kid version of Nikki Minaj on the right

[–]blundboy -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks that fat kid looks like a pokemon?

[–]QWOPtain 2 points3 points ago

Mo' chins than Chinatown.

[–]ignisnex 2 points3 points ago

She totally looks like a boss battle from some super nintendo game.

[–]Timothyj05 3 points4 points ago

I am not an American so who is this person?

[–]Mad_Max_Rockatansky 14 points15 points ago

Honey Boo Boo. I just cost you a brain cell. Stop while you are ahead.

[–]rustyshack1 2 points3 points ago

...this reminds me of Krang's android body...

[–]King_Olaf 0 points1 point ago

This is immediately what thought of after seeing the picture.

[–]Bugzzer 1 point2 points ago

She has more chins than a Chinese phone book

[–]liltiptop -1 points0 points ago

Nope.avi

[–]Bukklao -1 points0 points ago

"This isn't even my final form!"

[–]Lickitung_Licker 3 points4 points ago

Every time I see this picture it looks more and more like Kraang and his robot. I'M INVINCIBLE

[–]beastice 1 point2 points ago

i have seen this pic before the shop, but this time i actually looked at the mothers arms with all the dark spot shit...weird

[–]rallyered 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of SHRIM!

[–]dank01 0 points1 point ago

she looks like one of the slovene

[–]Captain_Sandwich -1 points0 points ago

What? Caterpi is evolving?

[–]Raneados 0 points1 point ago

Is it a rule that the moms have to dress their kids up like tiny, horrible versions of themselves?

[–]GeneralBS 0 points1 point ago

Long horse

[–]MiguelJC 0 points1 point ago

dont lie you searched it up after the south park episode lol

[–]vulcan1358 0 points1 point ago

Remind anyone else of Evil Dead?

[–]wutkarma 0 points1 point ago

i was on my laptop, and my pov was directly on the lower half, then when i looked up bricks were shat needless to say, lol.

[–]icanonlycommentonce 1 point2 points ago

Any chance some aspiring photoshopper wants to make Mama thin?

[–]RageBooth -1 points0 points ago

SHHHHHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM

...sounds like he's saying "shrimp"

[–]Offensive_Brute 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of a boss from Contra.

[–]joliedame 0 points1 point ago

I am sooooooooo glad that this was the first link I clicked on when I woke up. Thank you.

[–]nasirh -1 points0 points ago

Is that her mom or is that rapper Chin2Phat

[–]Camizow 0 points1 point ago

I can hardly tell the difference.

[–]lgodsey 0 points1 point ago

I made this photoshop back in February. I don't remember posting it because it came out crappy, but I guess I must have.

[–]HeardsTheWord 1 point2 points ago

I can never tell if her mother is really trying to be cute with that face, or what. She was like half way to a duck face and gave up. It was too much work.

[–]Talarot 1 point2 points ago

How long until your foot is healed?

[–]BikerRay 1 point2 points ago

Just think, cubicle drones, that that whale is making $20,000 per episode. Mind you, I suppose most of that goes into Twinkie purchases.

[–]droden 0 points1 point ago

All glory to the hypnochin!

[–]perpetualnotion090 0 points1 point ago

"Whoooooo are Youuuuuu?"
(blows smoke rings)

[–]Sharain 0 points1 point ago

Punching bags? They are always handy!

[–]BumbleBadger 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if that's a mini-lady or a freakishly disturbing kid.

[–]Freethegummybears 0 points1 point ago

And here we see the endangered 5 chined mother of the year

[–]Levithanz 1 point2 points ago

[–]reacher 0 points1 point ago

Makes me wish I had six hands...

[–]zoOoOoo 0 points1 point ago

Cameron raised the bar

[–]Frankeh -1 points0 points ago

OP:'Look what I photoshopped'

[–]stevaughan 0 points1 point ago

What the actual fuck?

[–]tigersLSU 1 point2 points ago

That's one ugly kid

[–]evil_demon_hare -1 points0 points ago

Damn.. Fuck cocaine, Bacon is a hell of a drug!

[–]yourmother-athon 0 points1 point ago

SHRIM!!!

[–]atomnight 0 points1 point ago

That is gonna be the bitchiest teenager

[–]KingdomHearts 0 points1 point ago

Finally a great South Park episode yesterday! Had been a long time.

[–]Snolly12 0 points1 point ago

This mad me lol so hard! Thanks for posting this it has made my day

[–]Litagano -1 points0 points ago

Here we go again...

[–]Aldesso 1 point2 points ago

I just today found out about honey buu buu today after watching southpark.

My question is WTF is wrong with you America?

[–]jsimkus 0 points1 point ago

"All that bajingo jangle is not beautimous"

[–]mrwookie12 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a thresher in borderlands 2, except far deadlier

[–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

It's a sign of a society in cultural decline that this sort of garbage is considered entertainment.

[–]James_099 0 points1 point ago

It's the mighty moon worm!

[–]chillin_in_shade 0 points1 point ago

They gave Jinzo a reality show?

[–]Haunt3r -1 points0 points ago

I wouldn't say you stumbled across it....

I would have said..

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

You rolled across it

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]happy_lad 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have the original so we can see how much photoshopping was done?

[–]noitsapen 1 point2 points ago

Even after the shop, I still find the most wtf part of this pic to be the fucking retard child's face.

[–]GregsKandy 0 points1 point ago

"Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!"

[–]leophir 0 points1 point ago

What's her name?

[–]clock_opera 0 points1 point ago

Do you think all the other mothers of toddlers and tiaras are kicking themselves for not having a retarded enough daughter to get their own spin-off?

[–]Lancey 0 points1 point ago

I am from Europe and what is this?

[–]Lancey 1 point2 points ago

FUUUUCK - IT'S MY CAKEDAY?!?!

Need to find something to karmawhore, quick.

[–]Cyntmatic 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day!:)

[–]ginx2666 0 points1 point ago

Looks like broodmother from Dragon Age...

Excuse me while I'll vomit out of my eyes.

[–]Real-Terminal 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even her final form!

[–]EnnuiProfond 0 points1 point ago

 >fat people

[–]chirisu 0 points1 point ago

[–]jezzey -1 points0 points ago

isn't she 23 years old?

[–]warrior247365 0 points1 point ago

Chins on Chins on chins on chins on chins

[–]Bootinator 0 points1 point ago

Its the human centichin

[–]zonearc 0 points1 point ago

More chins than a Chinese phone book.

[–]Urbanviking1 0 points1 point ago

Lvl 75 monster. Epic loot: Golden cheeseburger.

[–]D3ADGUY 0 points1 point ago

that show has successfully cross-bred toddlers and tiaras with 16 and pregnant.

[–]johnbearrodriguez 0 points1 point ago

I see no difference

[–]MrJolly22 0 points1 point ago

Her triple chin in reality looks like she has a second face.

[–]Buckeye259 0 points1 point ago

:)))))

[–]SigmaDraconisIV 0 points1 point ago

That smiles creeps me out.

Since when did this kid get an endorsement deal with Smylex?

[–]the-hungry-1 0 points1 point ago

Ginyu force!

[–]GanymedeRockLobster 0 points1 point ago

I think the lady gaga (?) mom is kinda foxy

[–]The_gringo 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit it's turkey neck's wife!

[–]ohmyword 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what this is. Can someone explain?

[–]Persianseven 0 points1 point ago

'Shopped ! On the original she has 20 chins of fat and honey boo boo has diabetes from go go juice.

[–]goverment_hooker 0 points1 point ago

i think that's what jabba the hut's foreskin looks like

[–]RimGob 0 points1 point ago

immediately thought of this guy. http://images.wikia.com/bunchie/images/0/0e/Bunchie.gif

uncanny.

[–]Andrudamus -1 points0 points ago

I want to kick the little girl in pink.

[–]EMP826 0 points1 point ago

anybody think of this guy?

[–]benjetta96 0 points1 point ago

I think we should all take a moment to thank James Cameron.

[–]Jessica4332 0 points1 point ago

Looks about right

[–]c0ngeee -1 points0 points ago

Honey Boo Boo!

[–]nighttwolf93 0 points1 point ago

this might be evil but fuck it. i wanna punt that kids head so fucking far!..its just so weird looking man :/ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb9utq6kYZ1ruc847.gif

[–]lalagonegaga 0 points1 point ago

"No one can be proper and etiquettly all the time. I don't care who you are." ETIQUETTLY.

[–]Darnov 0 points1 point ago

I think we can all agree that these "people" would be a lot better off if they were to be just calmly sat down, and then be set on fire. Think of the "children."

[–]GregorJLS 0 points1 point ago

jesus... that face she makes. looks like a turtle.

[–]Fapable 0 points1 point ago

I'm fapping to this

[–]twoheadedgirl7 0 points1 point ago

Not that anyone cares, but if you actually watched the show, (which I'm not saying I recommend) you'd realize that they're all, in fact, really sweet, well-meaning, and hard-working people.

[–]DrJeckylMrHyde 0 points1 point ago

No, they aren't. They are dysfunctional, addicted, pathetic sad sacks of shit that either gave up or never started; just like the rest of this culture. Euthanasia is the only moral diagnosis and prescription.

The sooner America-as- it-is is gone, the better.

You want mercy, catch me eight hours ago

[–]snowbum1231 0 points1 point ago

Honey boo boo!

[–]archaephyrryx 0 points1 point ago

"This isn't even my final form!"

[–]GuildedPickle 0 points1 point ago

I pray for humanity...

[–]Armageddon42 0 points1 point ago

Honey Chin-chin...

[–]Crownowa 0 points1 point ago

Lady gagas!

[–]aruyle5 1 point2 points ago

Is that Honey Boo Boo?!?!?!

[–]BonnieBlueFlag 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]FlamingoAsparagus 1 point2 points ago

This isn't even my final form!

[–]CannedSewage 1 point2 points ago

I think /r/funny would appreciate this much more.

[–]Gildarts -1 points0 points ago

:)))))

[–]Dirge37 1 point2 points ago

:())))