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Saw this at taco bell (imgur.com)

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[–]dw0r 1119 points1120 points ago

Mild, hot or FIRE sauce?

[–]8GB 257 points258 points ago

Just came for the third degree burns, thanks.

[–]blueappal 15 points16 points ago

I'm gonna say verde, it's his favorite!

http://imgur.com/1I4WH

[–]Taliesintroll 196 points197 points ago

420 degrees, blazing it.

[–]TheTonyExpress 139 points140 points ago

I'm not going to say the food there is hot, but you might want to put your toilet paper in the freezer.

[–]jooze 81 points82 points ago

Did you just invent the best thing?

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    [–]CockSlapsBitches 14 points15 points ago

    Bad Luck Brian:

    Hot boxes car before getting Taco Bell...

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      [–]ToeSawBagTron 57 points58 points ago

      its those doritos locos tacos, they're that good

      [–]icecreamkid69 15 points16 points ago

      Are they honestly that good?? I have yet to try it....Is it worth getting mud butt?

      [–]mademoiselleak 38 points39 points ago

      They are merely okay. They will not be delicious until they make them with Cooler Ranch doritos. Goddamnit, why won't they make it happen?!?

      [–]jonwgeorge 39 points40 points ago

      They actually are. My friend works for Tyson Headquarters (they make the shells in my area), and he brought me one. They are fantastic!

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            [–]Mrlowrider 26 points27 points ago

            expected fire sauce in top comment. Was not disappointed.

            [–]cheebnrun 4 points5 points ago

            Ha, everyone is so upset they didn't get to make the most obvious joke first.

            "I was gonna make the same joke!"

            No shit you were dummy.

            [–]AntiTheory 3 points4 points ago

            I came here for the obligatory hot sauce comment. Was not disappointed. Thanks.

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              [–]GrimChaos 509 points510 points ago

              "...Fire in the taco bell..."

              -Electric Six

              [–]Adamcapps08 53 points54 points ago

              Thank you. I had forgotten about this song. It's still just as odd as the first time I saw it.

              [–]SexLiesAndExercise 41 points42 points ago

              I would encourage you to get every album by electric six. They're fucking awesome.

              [–]griffinhamilton 40 points41 points ago

              "Hey you, i wanna take you to a gay bar!"

              [–]CARiedmann 21 points22 points ago

              I've got something to put in you

              [–]erkwils 16 points17 points ago

              At the gaaay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

              WOW!

              [–]jotapay83 6 points7 points ago

              Now tell me do ya, do ya have any money?

              [–]deityloki 4 points5 points ago

              I wanna spend all your money. At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!

              [–]tiradium 3 points4 points ago

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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                    [–]riding_qwerty 47 points48 points ago

                    Love this song. This is the only song I specifically requested for my wedding, and sadly it was not played.

                    [–]jonnyguy3000 93 points94 points ago

                    You requested a song for your wedding and they didn't play it? Uhhh...

                    [–]riding_qwerty 14 points15 points ago

                    What I mean is that my wife wrote the playlist for our wedding. We frequently discussed what we wanted to hear for key moments and in general, and she wrote the rough draft; in the process, she added a LOT of songs she liked. I had added this song into the Dance Party portion of the wedding music while emailing the DJ thinking it would be fun to dance to.

                    I realize now I phrased my original comment poorly.

                    [–]alphazero924 45 points46 points ago

                    I'm not sure how that makes it any better.

                    [–]BobbyMcPrescott 36 points37 points ago

                    It doesn't, but it does succeed at making it infinitely more confusing.

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                            [–]Tullymanbanana 34 points35 points ago

                            I literally said "Fire in the taco bell" out loud when I saw this image.

                            [–]GrantOz44 10 points11 points ago

                            It's my desire

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                              [–]StinzorgaKingOfBees 21 points22 points ago

                              I'm completely serious, one of my favorite things to do is to show the music video of this song to people that haven't seen it. Seriously, the first time you see it, you'll flip, and when you show it to others, watch their reaction. You'll know what I mean...

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

                              [–]akai_ferret 18 points19 points ago

                              Frequently you can blow their mind a second time by pointing out that the woman's voice isn't her voice at all ... it's Jack White.

                              [–]StinzorgaKingOfBees 10 points11 points ago

                              My sister loved the White Stripes. Blew her mind when I told her that. I had to clean it off the floor though...

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                                [–]mademoiselleak 13 points14 points ago

                                dafuq did I just watch?!

                                [–]achesst 8 points9 points ago

                                Here, this will help.

                                [–]StinzorgaKingOfBees 4 points5 points ago

                                You just watch glowing, electric moose penis. Awww yeahhhh.

                                [–]Lochcelious 3 points4 points ago

                                One of the hottest things ever. Sexuality drenched awesome music. I must listen to more of this amazing group.

                                [–]feilen 2 points3 points ago

                                ...The moose. THE MOOSE.

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                                  [–]rahtin 25 points26 points ago

                                  I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell.

                                  [–]ishootlove 4 points5 points ago

                                  First thing I saw when I saw this!

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                                    [–]MurphyGTP 107 points108 points ago

                                    Grand Prix Valve Cover Gasket leak issue.

                                    [–]Aztreonam 43 points44 points ago

                                    I had a 2000 Grand Prix GT which spontaneously burned to the ground. I even took it to the dealership for a recall to replace some spark plug wiring.

                                    [–]MurphyGTP 24 points25 points ago

                                    Yea took my gtp in and all they did was put some spark wire clip in. Then they called me 2 months later saying sorry for not changing the front valve cover gasket.

                                    [–]metload2 23 points24 points ago

                                    GM never really identified the issue....

                                    Theories:

                                    1. O-rings on fuel rails above supercharger fail and spew gas all over, resulting in fire (many have argued that the engine would never be hot enough to ignite fuel)

                                    2. Valve cover gasket fails and leaks oil onto exhaust manifold, resulting in fire once it lights the plastic crap that routes the ignition wires

                                    3. Valve cover gasket fails and oil drips under heat shield on exhaust manifold where it sits until ignition.

                                    4. Some other unidentified issue

                                    I find it hard to believe a small oil or gas leak would cause that. One person reported having the car burst into flames after driving back from his recall....

                                    [–]c0ckBl0cker 4 points5 points ago

                                    A fuel splash on a hot engine is easily enough to start a fire. This is quite a common demise for the humble VW Beetle (classic one) as the flexi rubber hose goes through the engine bay which petrifies with age and splits. Fuel leaks onto the cylinder head and woof. I've seen people driving through the tented areas at VW shows oblivious to the fire going on under the decklid and literally 3 people burst out of tents with fire extinguishers to put it out.

                                    PROTIP: always carry a fire extinguisher now matter what car you drive.

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                                        [–]crzystve42 22 points23 points ago

                                        I'll shed a tear for a fallen Grand Prix

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                                          [–]keethism 180 points181 points ago

                                          Volcano tacos aren't for everyone.

                                          [–]curly123 43 points44 points ago

                                          I've always thought that eating a pink taco with cheese sounded a little offputting.

                                          [–]keethism 16 points17 points ago

                                          ahhh but they're so gooooood

                                          [–]nolefan33 16 points17 points ago

                                          I don't think he meant literal tacos there.

                                          [–]UsernameNotFound404 5 points6 points ago

                                          Not if you find hairs all over you pink taco.

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                                              [–]VoLz 28 points29 points ago

                                              I worked at a taco bell for about a month. Within one week, we had 1 person hit a girl with their car by accidently putting the car in drive and pinning her up against the restaurant then as they were backing out to take the girl to the hospital they hit another person, then a couple days later our dumpsters caught on fire.

                                              [–]KallistiEngel 3 points4 points ago

                                              Man, I worked at a Taco Bell for nearly a year and never had anything that crazy happen.

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                                                [–]thecowfactory 123 points124 points ago

                                                After eating he did not make it to the washroom in time...

                                                [–]bleezykiller 30 points31 points ago

                                                Fire sauce=ring sting.. What a way to go..

                                                [–]NoNeedForAName 19 points20 points ago

                                                Never heard it call "ring sting." I would have gone with

                                                Fire sauce = fire hole

                                                [–]WhiskeyWhoopingCrane 13 points14 points ago

                                                "Went down,down,down and the flames went higher. And it burns,burns,burns the ring of fire the ring of fire."

                                                [–]Eso 3 points4 points ago

                                                I've always used "ring of fire".

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                                                      [–]oliveyoutoo 25 points26 points ago

                                                      Someone please shop that picture of Putin in this.

                                                      [–]downesy 49 points50 points ago

                                                      Like this?

                                                      [–]oliveyoutoo 6 points7 points ago

                                                      Perfect.

                                                      [–]handen 11 points12 points ago

                                                      Except that Putin is like 16 feet tall.

                                                      [–]downesy 14 points15 points ago

                                                      I believe he is actually 16 feet tall.

                                                      [–]666SATANLANE 4 points5 points ago

                                                      Perfect.

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                                                            [–]netpoo 46 points47 points ago

                                                            Just another car full of teenagers going through the Taco Bell drive thru blazed

                                                            [–]MakeupCataclysm 64 points65 points ago

                                                            Clearly they were living a little too mas.

                                                            [–]pos_ington 251 points252 points ago

                                                            Spider in car. "Welp, we had a good run."

                                                            [–]dontlemmedown 128 points129 points ago

                                                            "SHIT WHERE'D IT GO?!

                                                            ...

                                                            ...

                                                            Son.. got the lighter?"

                                                            "Yeah Pa."

                                                            "Step out of the car, boy."

                                                            [–]Wendys_frys 29 points30 points ago

                                                            After that day they would never be the same again....

                                                            The spider was only hoping for a ride to the gas station, but saddly he never made it...

                                                            The father was given many awards for being a brave individual. Fighting off the evil spider...

                                                            The son perished in the blaze because he jumped back in for he's game boy. No one noticed of course...

                                                            Oh, and taco bell needed a new drive through and pavement. But they did get tons of business afterwards....

                                                            [–]danrennt98 22 points23 points ago

                                                            somewhat-related username

                                                            [–]InsaneTurtle 14 points15 points ago

                                                            Goodbye Spider Bro

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                                                                [–]danrennt98 13 points14 points ago

                                                                TWIST: Spider came with the crunchwrap supreme.

                                                                [–]the_impossimpable 23 points24 points ago

                                                                Sure he didn't come in with the CINNAMON TWISTS?!

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                                                                  [–]Hank3hellbilly 112 points113 points ago

                                                                  HOLY SHIT UPVOTES FOR LETHBRIDGE

                                                                  [–]Entette 30 points31 points ago

                                                                  Wow. TIL a weirdly disproportionate percentage of Redditors come from the same area of Alberta.

                                                                  [–]handen 2 points3 points ago

                                                                  /r/lethbridge

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                                                                    [–]certifiedlurker 39 points40 points ago

                                                                    I live about a block away from this taco bell!

                                                                    [–]onstantine 23 points24 points ago

                                                                    Holy fuck yes, me too. Never imagined our little burg would make front page Lethbridge.

                                                                    [–]gustavobradley 23 points24 points ago

                                                                    Other Albertans? Upvotes for everyone!

                                                                    [–]schute 27 points28 points ago

                                                                    Me too! Didn't realize the sirens were for something this close.

                                                                    [–]certifiedlurker 16 points17 points ago

                                                                    I was actually at the dairy queen on the other side of the plaza earlier today!

                                                                    [–]MrStudernaut 28 points29 points ago

                                                                    For fucks sake Lethbridge i leave for two days and this shit happens.... I wanted to be there

                                                                    [–]schute 12 points13 points ago

                                                                    Don't worry, you'll see it all over facebook ;)

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                                                                      [–]Verveblade14 9 points10 points ago

                                                                      Me too o.o

                                                                      [–]hairyspider 4 points5 points ago

                                                                      What kind of cookie would you like?....

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                                                                        [–]polska1717 15 points16 points ago

                                                                        yeah seriously Lethbridge on the frontpage today. First /r/trees and the daisy bust and now this.

                                                                        [–]handen 12 points13 points ago

                                                                        Out of the thousands of Taco Bells in the world, I did not expect to click the link and see the only one in Lethbridge. That does explain the firetruck I saw leaving the west side fire hall at about 6pm though.

                                                                        On a side note, I ate there yesterday.

                                                                        [–]jigglefest2 8 points9 points ago

                                                                        Lethbridge wouldn't be complete with another fire

                                                                        [–]Blake1405 4 points5 points ago

                                                                        Wooooo, I just saw like 4 pictures of this on my newsfeed... Fitting, as all of our fields burned down too?

                                                                        [–]TrusPA 7 points8 points ago

                                                                        Upvote for Lethbridge!

                                                                        [–]daskrip 0 points1 point ago

                                                                        oh cool. a So You Think You Can Dance Canada winner is from there and so is some NHL player.

                                                                        [–]FuckUYankeeBlueJeans 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        I have never been to your town but it seems like a lovely place.

                                                                        [–]olore 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        Can I get a hello from my fellow LethbridgEnts!!?

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                                                                          [–]Disturbed1992 19 points20 points ago

                                                                          Thought I recognized this place, woot go lethbridge. thought the field was on fire

                                                                          [–]-lariviere[S] 10 points11 points ago

                                                                          Yeah it was on campbell

                                                                          [–]Player_0ne 10 points11 points ago

                                                                          As a Lethbian named Campbell, this comment had me really confused

                                                                          [–]-lariviere[S] 13 points14 points ago

                                                                          fuck me it's called columbia :( I suck

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                                                                            [–]Disturbed1992 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            Ya I saw the smoke as I was walking to my car after practice

                                                                            [–]rzshizzle 32 points33 points ago

                                                                            http://i.imgur.com/J96Pi.jpg I see your Taco Bell and Raise you Panago Pizza

                                                                            [–]knightofmars 10 points11 points ago

                                                                            Well... that's one way to tell them you disliked their service.

                                                                            [–]FoxHoundUnit89 12 points13 points ago

                                                                            Good guy redditor, posts relevant picture AS A COMMENT TO THE ORIGINAL instead of just posting a new submission saying FIXED like a fuckwad.

                                                                            [–]pumpkindog 2 points3 points ago

                                                                            don't worry someone will pick it up and post it

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                                                                                [–]Squirrel_Knife 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                This picture scares me, because I drive this car also.

                                                                                [–]firinmylazah 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                You drive a car that's on fire? Man that is insane. I would be scared too.

                                                                                [–]teamwrk 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                Sell now! While it's still hot!

                                                                                [–]siamthailand 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Check for recalls.

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                                                                                  [–]F7U24 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                  Now that's what I call explosive diarrhea!

                                                                                  [–]HaloWarLord711 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                  Yeah that seems about right

                                                                                  And that children is why you don't order super duper extra spicy tacos

                                                                                  [–]Stankia 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                  Carbecue

                                                                                  [–]XPCTECH 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  Danger! Danger! Fire in the taco bell.

                                                                                  [–]YoungSir23 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                  http://youtu.be/2a4gyJsY0mc FIRE IN THE DISCO, FIRE IN THE DISCO, FIRE IN THE TACO-BELL!

                                                                                  [–]certifiedlurker 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                  I live a block away from this taco bell! Anyone else from Lethbridge?

                                                                                  [–]Naters05 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                  I've never seen anything on reddit that I KNEW was from Lethbridge. Cool

                                                                                  [–]EmKayEll 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                  ummm lethbridge?

                                                                                  [–]Peteron85 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                  Looks like someone pissed off Walter White on a bad day.

                                                                                  [–]almjjo 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  Didn't even make it to the bathroom......

                                                                                  [–]HappyFlaps 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  Stoners...

                                                                                  [–]Idescribetheanimals 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  This is not how I wanted my volcano tacos.

                                                                                  [–]Brocksampsonsknife 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  Where is Putin?

                                                                                  [–]JTToadOfToadHall 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  Where's Putin?

                                                                                  [–]DtheS 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                  Typical Lethbridge driver.....

                                                                                  [–]CrownRabbit 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                  You could say it was... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) muy caliente

                                                                                  [–]Digita1B0y 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Man, the Fire sauce has really gotten hotter since I last ate there. It's out of control.

                                                                                  [–]OmEgah15 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN I'M ON FIRE YEAH I'LL HAVE TWO DORITOS LOCOS AND AN ORDER OF CINNAMON TWISTS

                                                                                  [–]drugskillmore 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  I'll take hot sauce comment for 1000, Alex. Score.

                                                                                  [–]I_Gargled_Jarate 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  This is why you do not fart while sitting in the middle.

                                                                                  [–]arewehavinfunyet 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  -welcome to taco bell, what can I get for you?

                                                                                  -yeah uhh can I get a lokos tacos combo and uhh...GODDAMMIT LINDA STOP PLAYING WITH THAT LIGHTER! ..uhh can I also get 2 burritos supre..LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU STUPID LITTLE..

                                                                                  -hello? Sir?? I didn't get that last part...Hello??

                                                                                  [–]Swiffer_doesnt_work 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  JUST SO SPICY!!!!

                                                                                  [–]fireawesome 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  When you've got to go, you've got to go.

                                                                                  [–]alexlordofreddit 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  I would like my tacos mild please.

                                                                                  [–]chunkmuffins 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  See this is why you never ask for the Fire Sauce.

                                                                                  [–]everrocking 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Now thats what you get for asking (can i get extra hot sauce please?)

                                                                                  [–]Droidiq 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  This is definitely a revenge story.

                                                                                  [–]katiebuonpane 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  too many volcano tacos i guess....

                                                                                  [–]MotocrossBroc 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Volcano Taco probably won't be around too much longer.

                                                                                  [–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  mustve been one hell of a volcano taco

                                                                                  [–]Maple_The_Canadian 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Never heard of a fire shit before?

                                                                                  Happens all the time at taco bell.

                                                                                  [–]Hiding_In_Sight 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  He must have gotten the Volcano Burrito.

                                                                                  [–]ColonelCupcakes 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Talk about explosive diarrhea

                                                                                  [–]AM14 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  So that's what happens if you put fire sauce on the volcano taco.

                                                                                  [–]sgtwonka 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Q: What do you do after placing an order at Taco Bell?

                                                                                  A: Look the cashier dead in the eyes and say "Remember, we never had this conversation"

                                                                                  [–]pdx1230 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  That damn Taco Bell hot sauce strikes again! Or did someone light their farts on fire?

                                                                                  [–]quigmeister_9 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  I always heard that Mexican food mad you gassy... Didn't realize it was enough to cause that.

                                                                                  [–]PoptartWithoutIcing 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  This is what happens when you don't make it to 88mph fast enough. Shoulda used a DeLorean.

                                                                                  [–]LtPwner 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  Hey, I work there! I take one fucking day off of work and this shit happens...

                                                                                  [–]TheGuyWhoPostedThis 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  Is this in Lethbridge?! I saw a picture of this on Facebook a little while ago

                                                                                  [–]beachholesniffer 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Heisenberg...!

                                                                                  [–]gurboura 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  I guess the driver had... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Explosive diarrhea.

                                                                                  [–]desoxyn16 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                  Someone got a little bit generous with the hot sauce.

                                                                                  [–]slow56k 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  So it has come to this...

                                                                                  [–]open_kimono 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  It's not about the tacos...it's about sending a message.

                                                                                  [–]coolcarguy 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  LIVE MÁS

                                                                                  [–]schute 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  Most exciting day in Lethbridge since the infamous Poo Day!

                                                                                  [–]Sir_Launcelot 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  That was one spicy burrito.

                                                                                  [–]AngelWings92 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Guess the hot sauce was extra spicy today.

                                                                                  [–]Joshfucious 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  We know the fire sauce wasn't fucking around now.

                                                                                  [–]Jacob19603 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  Taco Hell.

                                                                                  [–]nesklok 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  Oh Alberta drivers.

                                                                                  (Let the downvotes commence)

                                                                                  [–]Chardonneh 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Five alarm chilli!

                                                                                  [–]klamz 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Looks like another case of the fire shits to me

                                                                                  [–]Finestf80 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  Bet u the guy never made it to the shitter after those locos tacos lol

                                                                                  [–]CarpeMofo 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  That's what my ass feels like after eating Taco Bell.

                                                                                  [–]rubaiyat1983 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  damn, that was a spicy taco.

                                                                                  [–]500cats 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Guess it passes violently right through automobiles too.

                                                                                  [–]FluffyFuz 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Ima HHHHOOOOOT TACO!!!!

                                                                                  [–]Woden1Eye 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  that's why I always use the mild sauce, just to be safe

                                                                                  [–]Andy_Glass 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  88 Miles Per Hour!!!!!

                                                                                  [–]bleezykiller 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  All this over tacos made from nacho cheese Doritos.. I mean I get it, but...

                                                                                  [–]Pokemon_Trainer -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  Musta spilt some fire sauce.

                                                                                  [–]Setesh42 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  "Did somebody order the kick-ass fajita?"

                                                                                  [–]HelmaLennartz -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  Chipoltle ain't nuttin ta fuck wit

                                                                                  [–]smurfpitts 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Your car isn't a restroom.

                                                                                  [–]bolthead88 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  I always considered their sauce to be quite mild.

                                                                                  [–]tahitiisnotineurope 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

                                                                                  [–]jayjacks 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  They must have ordered off of the Juárez menu

                                                                                  [–]Mr_herkt 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  I'll have extra fucking chili on that.

                                                                                  [–]Eliminos 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Taco Bell. It burns in the morning.

                                                                                  [–]doie 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  Explosive diarrhea. Level: Taco Bell.

                                                                                  [–]gunslingerzig -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  As a man who eats one packet of hot sauce with every bite I can confirm this is legit.

                                                                                  [–]Pirate_Pat -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  Must have gotten the Volcano taco..

                                                                                  [–]kamajo8991 -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  Too much fire sauce. Same thing happened to me once.

                                                                                  [–]SerDelta -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  Napalm hot (sauce)

                                                                                  [–]codanfor -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  Taco...Hell

                                                                                  [–]hablomuchoingles 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  The new carrito

                                                                                  [–]thunder_smash 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  Welcome to Taco Hell.

                                                                                  [–]gosso920 -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  Make a run for the fire hose.

                                                                                  [–]giovannib -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  <joke about fire sauce>

                                                                                  [–]Bitsy13 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  That's some blazing diarrhea...

                                                                                  [–]Lumpynifkin 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Taco Bell and their viral marketing, I really want a crunch wrap supreme right now...

                                                                                  [–]catrapredder -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  too much hot sauce!

                                                                                  [–]tubbstosterone 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Taco Bell has something that is actually spicy now? Time to go back.

                                                                                  [–]acerusso -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  Respect the fire sauce

                                                                                  [–]Novensu 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  He just ate three bean burritos and lit a cigarette.

                                                                                  [–]ImAWhaleBiologist -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  See, everyone says it was the spicy food.

                                                                                  I say that Taco Bell is so delicious, this man drove there despite being on fire. This guy is determined, and I salute him.

                                                                                  [–]ronalbruno 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  "Guess the Dorito tacos are a hot choice lately eh ;)"

                                                                                  Hey guys where are you going?

                                                                                  [–]irock168 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  Explosive diarrhea is a bitch, ain't it

                                                                                  [–]Radjage 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  musta used one of these

                                                                                  [–]GoNavy_09 -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  I'll have some fire with my fire sauce please. Extra hot.

                                                                                  [–]pantherjones 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Dontcha wanna know how we keep starting fires?

                                                                                  [–]KidRegicide 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Explosive diarrhea. It's a real thing.

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