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[–]FunkyNotAJunkie 332 points333 points ago

That was before they went ice skating

[–]skyman724 47 points48 points ago

The guy in the far back center has too much Gangnam Style.

[–]Omega_Borealis 13 points14 points ago

He Gangnam Styled before it was cool.

[–]JackassPenguinass 18 points19 points ago

Shang Tsung is such a fucking hipster.

[–]ADeadlySpoon 4 points5 points ago

These damn hipsters are everywhere!

[–]Doug_is_fresh 25 points26 points ago

This one's even better.

[–]coolboy20062 5 points6 points ago

Liu Kang and Mileena actually look like they're dancing!

[–]Rofl_Troll 10 points11 points ago

liu kang is kind of doing the gangnam style

[–]ghangster 6 points7 points ago

Then you should look at shang tsung ;)

[–]kylenak 345 points346 points ago

I can't be the only one that read this as "porn"...

[–]throwbacklyrics 98 points99 points ago

Boy was I waiting for something different to happen in the gif...

[–]SuperbusAtheos 32 points33 points ago

I was like, wait this is a prom..... Oh I get it.

[–]MookieActual 38 points39 points ago

Oh man, thank god it's not. You see that ratio?

[–]down_on_baker_stree 26 points27 points ago

You're right. There's only one taco stand at that sausage fest.

[–]Crasken 2 points3 points ago

That's the best part, man

[–]ggproductivity 15 points16 points ago

I shall do my best to refrain from looking at your comment history.

[–]DeathStep 2 points3 points ago

Resistance is futile.

[–]JackassPenguinass 2 points3 points ago

Rule 34 indeed.

[–]SisRob 2 points3 points ago

just don't put down her mask...

[–]vetro 5 points6 points ago

Can someone explain this mind-fuck so I can sleep?

[–]SuddenXxdeathxx 2 points3 points ago

Still fapping to it.

[–]EdbertTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

I came here to post this. Glad I'm not the only one.

[–]cocsukr 1 point2 points ago

Your comment was what made me realize it said prom...I was thinking, "how the hell is this porn?"

[–]Obieousmaximus 1 point2 points ago

I sat here like some sort of deviant waiting for something pornographic to happen. After about three minutes of staring at this I re read the title... I don't know if I was happy or disappointed.

[–]soochosaurus 0 points1 point ago

oh fuck.. I only noticed that now from reading your comment..

what kind of monster am I?

[–]miked3577 34 points35 points ago

such a sausage fest

[–]BlueMunky 2 points3 points ago

Daddy would you like some sausage?

[–]HalfRetardHalfAmazin 4 points5 points ago

Took the words from my fingers.

[–]jibbkikiwewe 10 points11 points ago

Sausage fingers?

[–]so_carelessly_here 4 points5 points ago

[–]P3tr0 1 point2 points ago

The fuck did I just watch.

[–]so_carelessly_here 1 point2 points ago

I know, right?

You're welcome.

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Depops_au 2 points3 points ago

Shang Tsung should morph to help balance the ratio a little. Could get a little awkward later in the evening though.

[–]PointlessDelegation 169 points170 points ago

How do you NOT title this Mortal Prombat??????

[–]3210atown 65 points66 points ago

Don't worry, we'll remember it in a month when this gets reposted.

[–]AlwaysTheWrongPun 26 points27 points ago

try 4 hours

[–]ENKC 4 points5 points ago

Don't mind if I do.

[–]KonaCoiler 2 points3 points ago

Or a day

[–]skyman724 -2 points-1 points ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAND someone check /r/funny/new and nuke that shit.

But leave a comment saying "Like the title, NOW YOU DIE!"

FINISH HIM!

[–]iNeedMyKingButterfly 0 points1 point ago

COPERA

[–]dapbot 0 points1 point ago

Fab-tality?

[–]SacredTorment 14 points15 points ago

For some reason as soon as I saw this I heard "Funkytown" in my head.

[–]danrennt98 9 points10 points ago

doot doot doot doot, do, doot doot DOOT doot doot

[–]Ryno3639[S] 84 points85 points ago

Later that night, the phrase "Finish Her!!!!" took on a whole new meaning.

[–]MadModderX 64 points65 points ago

Unfortunately it ended in "Friendship"

[–]DatsNos 41 points42 points ago

9 months later: BABALITY

[–]MadModderX 25 points26 points ago

[–]skyman724 5 points6 points ago

AAAAAAAAAAND that was already a thing.

edit: my God that's an oddly specific technique

[–]MadModderX 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was no different than a regular fatality... TIL

[–]salisburymistake 9 points10 points ago

When I think of prom, I think of the handjob I received in the backseat of my car that night. And so when I look at this gif, I think of how much better that handjob might have been had Goro been the one administering it.

[–]ply447 4 points5 points ago

Beats getting punched in the crotch by Sonya...

[–]scorpion347 4 points5 points ago

More likely to happen by Mr. Cage.

[–]scorpion347 2 points3 points ago

... perhaps Sheva. Goro has a bit to much penis for my tastes.

[–]ThePunkSwoleBrother 10 points11 points ago

You can tell a Redditor made this because only one guy had the courage to talk to a girl, the rest just posted about their "social anxiety" and bemoaned being forever alone.

[–]overused-meme-alert -3 points-2 points ago

forever alone

boop

.

[–]i7omahawki 1 point2 points ago

Because overused memes are annoying, but novelty accounts are splendid.

[–]bingram 5 points6 points ago

I just so happened to be listening to Celebration by Kool & the Gang when I looked at this.

[–]whatisboom 19 points20 points ago

Read that as Mortal Kombat: Porn.

Was disappointed.

[–]Punchee 12 points13 points ago

I sat there waiting for like 20 seconds expecting some kinky shit. Even had a "...someone fapped to this?" moment.

[–]RNRSaturday 3 points4 points ago

Me too, but I fapped to this anyway.

[–]lily_gulmohar 12 points13 points ago

PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABAlity

[–]Djsoundwave 3 points4 points ago

Of course scorpions the only one with balls to go with Sonya while everyone else is awkwardly dancing on the sidelines

[–]DreadedSeriousDog 0 points1 point ago

"Come over here!"

[–]LOLpentahedron 4 points5 points ago

I thought it said porn :(

[–]onefinelookingtuna 5 points6 points ago

MORTAL PROM-BAT!!!

[–]imabadkitty -1 points0 points ago

MORTAL BAT-PROM

[–]dorksquad 0 points1 point ago

beakdance F-F-F-FIGHT!

[–]masshole4life 2 points3 points ago

Where the fuck is rayden?

[–]Hot-Gothics 0 points1 point ago

Looking at this gif was made a thousand times better because I'm listening to Pandora radio; And the Peanut's Christmas song came on. It just fit perfectly somehow.

[–]cheekytriangle 2 points3 points ago

Sub-Zero has my exact style of dance.

:'/

[–]nikchi 2 points3 points ago

That gender ratio is worse than one at an engineering school.

[–]nicko378 2 points3 points ago

I only clicked this cause I thought it said porn. Clever marketing

[–]ThrashtilDeath 2 points3 points ago

"GET OVER HERE...and try some of this delicious punch"

[–]Obj_solid 1 point2 points ago

[–]sterlinglv -1 points0 points ago

ctrl+f'd this. Figured someone beat me to it.

[–]badmonkey0001 2 points3 points ago

[–]gamakichi 0 points1 point ago

Guile theme goes with everything

[–]Sadmushroom 1 point2 points ago

I read porn, was kinda disappointed..

[–]platypusman153 1 point2 points ago

me too...

[–]jrm27 2 points3 points ago

prom or gangbang

[–]Kiwiteepee 2 points3 points ago

Was listening to Epic Sax Guy when I clicked on this. Instant party!

[–]hazard7645 2 points3 points ago

could have sworn it said "Mortal Kombat:porn" big let down

[–]dorkoraptor 2 points3 points ago

MORTALLLL PROMBATTTTTTT

[–]limopimp -1 points0 points ago

Quick! Cue up Carl Douglas.

[–]Tybodsm -1 points0 points ago

They need some lessons from Eddy Gordo

[–]Chevy50 -1 points0 points ago

She's getting her hand motion ready for later that night

[–]LeCrushinator 1 point2 points ago

Dance floor: SNES Mario Kart Rainbow Road.

[–]Imissyourgirlfriend2 -1 points0 points ago

Rather hypnotic, is it not?

[–]superbuddr458 -1 points0 points ago

10 points

[–]Pur3kill3d -1 points0 points ago

Why does this go with every single song?

[–]elias1jose 1 point2 points ago

I was waiting for someone's head to get cut off..

[–]ajbags26 -1 points0 points ago

youre funnier than me

[–]Furballprotector 0 points1 point ago

Makes me think of West Side Story.

[–]beefnchicken 0 points1 point ago

Currently watching Leno with a guest band playing. Pretty damn perfect timing I'd say.

[–]EverGreenPLO -1 points0 points ago

I clicked for Mortal Kombat Pron. Where is it

[–]Dudewithaviators57 -1 points0 points ago

im listening to "jungle love".. its a good mix..

[–]ventian -1 points0 points ago

I want this as my desktop background so bad.

[–]Andre7723 0 points1 point ago

Sausagefest.

[–]sleepcountry 1 point2 points ago

Liu Kang's really working it. Feeling that beat!

[–]Fort_Kick_Ass 1 point2 points ago

Came here for Mortal Kombat porn.

[–]genuineappeal 0 points1 point ago

I let out a noise when I saw this. I think my reaction would be described as a guffaw.

[–]Abswility 0 points1 point ago

This should be what plays whenever newscasts have technical difficulties.

[–]hiveration 0 points1 point ago

Scorpion looks like he's doing Gangnam Style.

[–]Crumpetbutt 0 points1 point ago

About sums up my dancing ability.

[–]snowlion13 -1 points0 points ago

that is sooo gif.

[–]usually_chose_yoshi 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else just keep waiting for them to fight in sync? I'm an idiot.

[–]GummyTumor 0 points1 point ago

unce unce unce unce...

[–]ComradePalmer 0 points1 point ago

I thought to myself that, yes, this song does go well with it.

[–]scorpion347 0 points1 point ago

That haircut... the bare arms... this man some what resembles Jax.

[–]Esoome 0 points1 point ago

Are you fucking kidding me? This is front page material now? Holy shit.

[–]howfink -1 points0 points ago

Wish I could give this a million...no, two million upvotes.

[–]hexrx 1 point2 points ago

scorpions about to smack a bitch

[–]scorpion347 0 points1 point ago

SMACK

[–]bromarlucerbro 0 points1 point ago

Enter Galactic- Kid Cudi

[–]wootmobile 1 point2 points ago

The D to V ratio is severely unfavorable.

[–]coonster 0 points1 point ago

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...

[–]zublits -1 points0 points ago

Sausage fest...

[–]Ruphio 0 points1 point ago

Wait for it ... the good stuff starts after 30 seconds

[–]Whos_that_guy 0 points1 point ago

They've got the moves like jagger

[–]ChriosM 0 points1 point ago

They took dance lessons from Shepard apparently.

[–]bell-end 0 points1 point ago

They're doing the stance dance.

[–]Nobilibang 0 points1 point ago

Sonya is about to have a very bad time.

[–]MrBustos-Riff 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, it's all fun and games 'til someone gets their head ripped off.

[–]marklarsen 1 point2 points ago

Everyone was dancing awkwardly against the wall until finally Scorpion told Sonya, "GET OVER HERE!"

[–]pepeowsi 0 points1 point ago

At least put some nice clothes. Hahaha!

[–]DarkKnight2k6 0 points1 point ago

You got MK2 in my MK1

[–]mikedudical 0 points1 point ago

Sausage party

[–]TommyPot -1 points0 points ago

so is this where fist pumping came from.... or did fist pump bring us to this o_O

[–]murderofcrows6 0 points1 point ago

GET OVER HERE...and dance with me

[–]popojo2 0 points1 point ago

i am sooooo using this on my cakeday!

[–]cowgod42 0 points1 point ago

This is what Lady Gaga was singing about in "Telephone" when she sang,

"I left my head and my heart on the dance floor."

(Toasty!)

[–]MrAmishJoe 0 points1 point ago

Why Scorpion is the only one with a date...He put his foot down and said "bitch, get over hurrrr"

[–]jackdbunny 0 points1 point ago

It's a slow dance.

[–]dustbunny88 0 points1 point ago

Sausage fest

[–]Stonna 0 points1 point ago

Sausage fest

[–]saltlets 0 points1 point ago

How is that a prom? I can maybe imagine disco balls hung up in some gymnasium, but you're not going to see illuminated tiles on the dancefloor.

This is Mortal Kombat: Disco

[–]verysxewill 0 points1 point ago

Half of the people click on this because they thought it said porn and were still pleasantly surprised by this gif :)

[–]AlexandrovitchA 0 points1 point ago

Too many dicks on the dancefloor!

[–]HeyItsDJ 0 points1 point ago

[–]hey_dipshits 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was "mortal combat: porn" and I was sorely fucking disappointed.

[–]drawesome27 0 points1 point ago

Looks like more like middle school to me.

[–]kamoh 0 points1 point ago

You, sir, show a good amount of promise.

[–]MostlyUselessFacts 0 points1 point ago

Great, I read it as Mortal Kombat: Porn.

I go on the internets too much.

[–]tehcharizard 0 points1 point ago

The after party was a lot better tbh.

[–]Batmum 0 points1 point ago

I read that as Mortal Kombat: Porn

I didn't get it...

[–]LiterallyLOLed 0 points1 point ago

"Just me and you and seven other dudes around you on the dance floor"

[–]nasaldischarges 0 points1 point ago

[–]ichigosa 1 point2 points ago

that's enough internet for today

[–]newtothelyte 0 points1 point ago

I read this as:

MOORTAL KOMBAAATT! prom

[–]MrLurid 1 point2 points ago

...I did not read 'Prom'

[–]Catch_twenty-two 0 points1 point ago

Second time seeing this within a ten hour timespan. First time I noticed it said "Prom" and not "Porn".

[–]Cmart16 0 points1 point ago

i love how scorpio is fist pumping

[–]TommyShambles 0 points1 point ago

MORTAL PROMBAT!

[–]here_for_the_lols 0 points1 point ago

I am so happy with this

[–]tahiko 0 points1 point ago

Repost..

[–]pleiades9 0 points1 point ago

Kano's such a wallflower.

[–]havlavcgb 0 points1 point ago

FRIENDSHIP

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

Sub-Zero is too cool to dance.

[–]TheRealTres 0 points1 point ago

SCORPION FIST PUMP

[–]newjobnewshoes 0 points1 point ago

Too many dicks on the dance floor...

...Too many dicks.

[–]frink99887 0 points1 point ago

MORTAL PROMBAT!

[–]slutgarden 0 points1 point ago

I read porn and waited for about a minute...

[–]Speark 0 points1 point ago

Fist punts is new dance move

[–]LubricatedVibrator 0 points1 point ago

My buddies and i used to play a game at partys called: Mortal Kombat. When one was having sexual intercourse with a female; one must shout "MORTAL KOMBAT!" very loudly when climax was near. If another person heard that scream and yelled back: " FINISH HER!" you finished your business. If not, you pull out immediately and walk away.

[–]endelikt 0 points1 point ago

DAE expect them to suddenly fight?

[–]Danny_Bomber 0 points1 point ago

Scorpion is the only one with a date because he's the douchebag that just grabs a girl and says "Get over here!"

[–]gasholer 0 points1 point ago

Liu Kang's got swag

[–]jmederos 0 points1 point ago

What a sausage fest.

[–]ArKiVeD 0 points1 point ago

Scorpion's dance/stance is called the "Chris Brown".

[–]Bossman7411 0 points1 point ago

Where is Baraka?

[–]memoryleek 0 points1 point ago

Liu Lang is having a dam good time

[–]dnmty 0 points1 point ago

A part of me wants to believe this is an actual level/ cut scene in the game.

[–]ultness 0 points1 point ago

Raiden wasn't invited? Even to chaperon?

[–]MrDoofus 0 points1 point ago

mortal prombat

[–]TheLateJC 0 points1 point ago

It's a shame they never made a sequal to this mighty game.

[–]acastorina 0 points1 point ago

Bet Scorpion gets laid after the dance...

[–]mrpickles 0 points1 point ago

Oh, god. It's too good. Too good! Can't... stop... laughing. Oh man.

[–]TAC0001 0 points1 point ago

Sausagefest.

[–]Sylanthra 0 points1 point ago

I noticed that only one guy brought a date...

[–]Pseudonova 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting too long for them to start fighting.

[–]DoubleTheK 0 points1 point ago

You mean Mortal Prombat.

[–]dee8905 0 points1 point ago

Seeing this while listening to Richard Cheese's rendition of Chop Suey. Somehow, it just sync.

[–]trippingwalrus 1 point2 points ago

The mix of mk1 and mk2 characters really got to me.

[–]Fletch71011 0 points1 point ago

Aren't those all MK1 models, except for Shang Tsung, which for some reason was taken from MK2?

[–]RoMoBandit 2 points3 points ago

You should make your own funny gif. With blackjack, and...ah, you know what? Forget it.

[–]nate_kig -1 points0 points ago

if only I could dance that well