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The first time I smoked an all kief bowl (i.imgur.com)

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[–]LUBE_IT_UP 22 points23 points ago

Dude.. you turned into Kobe? I just watched my turtles swim around for at least 3 hours

[–]toliet 2 points3 points ago

uptoke for turtles man

[–]captainsnow[S] 14 points15 points ago

i like tuhtoles

[–]whathajel 1 point2 points ago

Hahahahahaha, this comment made me laugh harder than I should've. [6]

[–]frungleton 33 points34 points ago

i was laughing and then he threw up the ten and i died.

[–]thatpeterguy 0 points1 point ago

So, you're a zombie now?

[–]frungleton 7 points8 points ago

yep

[–]LGCrux[!] 15 points16 points ago

My first time smoking all kief

[–]captainsnow[S] 9 points10 points ago

fucking indica.....

[–]fruitplease 9 points10 points ago

HA. This gif never gets old.

[–]SunkSubmarines 5 points6 points ago

It never fails to make me smile.

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[–]BatmobileOver9000 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit you guys had a tree stump for a firepit? That's awesome as fuck.

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[–]dicot 1 point2 points ago

Hollowing out a cut trunk section is fine, but actually burning tree stumps still in the ground can send fire deep into the roots and cause wildfires days later.

[–]FappingAtChurch 8 points9 points ago

imagine Kobe at a [10]

[–]LUBE_IT_UP 2 points3 points ago

I would basket some shoots with him.

[–]BeerBellies 2 points3 points ago

ALL kief? I figured that would be a little bit of a waste, no? Like it would burn up entirely too quick? But hey, if you blasted off, good for you! Haha

[–]captainsnow[S] 5 points6 points ago

just gotta make sure you corner it well

[–]AssCrackSnort -1 points0 points ago

Cornering it well still destroys the top layer of kief though :(

[–]Terrible_Wingman 5 points6 points ago

Well, the point is to destroy it...

[–]AssCrackSnort 0 points1 point ago

But it destroys it without benefit

[–]BookwormSkates 1 point2 points ago

Not if you inhale...

[–]AssCrackSnort 0 points1 point ago

If you burn kief directly, much of the THC is lost because it vaporizes (different word?) at a lower temperature than bud does, so lighting a full kief bowl wastes the top layer. Pack it in between bud so that it basically vaporizes the kief while the bud burns

[–]Terrible_Wingman 1 point2 points ago

I think you're saying the THC burns instead of vaporizes, i could see that, but you don't have to touch the flame to the kief, you can control temp with distance, works perfectly fine, though I like to smoke mine off tin foil like real drugs.

[–]WilhelmEngel 2 points3 points ago

I've rolled a joint with only kief. I thought it would burn super fast but it smoked really well. I would recommend it, just roll it tightly.

[–]k3vk3vk3vin 1 point2 points ago

I agree that it is a waste. You can easily spread it out over many-a-bowls and get very baked a bunch more times instead of REALLLLLLLY VERY BAKED just once.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

You very well could ration your drugs, or you could get REALLY HIGH, either way, I wouldn't call it a waste. Seeing as the endgame is getting high, no one is a loser in that scenario.

[–]k3vk3vk3vin -1 points0 points ago

its not about how high. its the amount of times you can get high off of the one bowl of kief.

[–]iSecks 6 points7 points ago

While that may be true, sometimes you've just gotta smoke a bowl of kief because you want to smoke a bowl of kief. Now OP knows how it is, and next time he might ration it out. Or, he might decide it was awesome, and he will just smoke entire bowls of kief.

[–]BookwormSkates 2 points3 points ago

Says you. Sometimes smashing your mind into [10]-ville is exactly the desired result.

[–]redcthulhu 1 point2 points ago

What I usually do is roll it around in resin, put that in a bowl, and put a layer of bud on top of it. Ohhhh yeah.

[–]ID10T_er 1 point2 points ago

what is the original video?

[–]captainsnow[S] 2 points3 points ago

slam dunk contest from a few years back

[–]pyroaries 1 point2 points ago

I was like, high as shit, and started walking down this path (we were in a park) and I just fucking passed out. My friend had to carry me back to the car.

[–]dhp1161 1 point2 points ago

mah nigga

[–]quv 1 point2 points ago

I had a bowl that was half scrapings from the stems I'd been saving and half kief a few weeks ago. I eventually managed to crawl into the bedroom and into the bed, where my brain frolicked with kittens and rainbows for what felt like ten thousand years. It was awesome.

[–]Black_n_Neon 1 point2 points ago

Difference between active r/treers and r/treers, active r/treer relates to post by describing and eventful time he got high, r/treer complains about the repost

[–]bbctol 1 point2 points ago

my first bowl was mostly kief. not sure if packed by scumbag or good guy...

[–]likeanent 1 point2 points ago

I may be a little late to the game, but see? Gifs don't destroy r/trees. I cracked man, awesome.

[–]ehecht86 1 point2 points ago

uptokes for NBA reference even tho i dislike kobe (c's fan)

[–]captainsnow[S] 0 points1 point ago

YEAH DAWG CELTICS (MassachusEnt)

[–]atm21 1 point2 points ago

baahahhaha uptokes for relevance

[–]ProjectSalvo 1 point2 points ago

lolz

[–]NabroleonDynamite 1 point2 points ago

I love the way that sugary goodness just melts into a delicious plume of smoke. Then you get real baked and end up petting a furry pillow for 5 minutes thinking it's your cat.

[–]Vyni503 1 point2 points ago

I was a solid [10] my first kief bowl. i've only ever been that high like 2-3 times.

[–]The_Ponnitor 1 point2 points ago

As a non smoker who is interested in smoking methods and such, what exactly is kief? I've seen pictures on this sub recently but what exactly is it?

[–]Absurdulon 1 point2 points ago

Basically all the THC crystals that have been grinded off of weed.

They collect in grinders with screens wonderfully.

[–]The_Ponnitor 1 point2 points ago

Ah. Thanks, man.

[–]light034 1 point2 points ago

First time browsing reddit high; at about an [8]. Everything feels so different, but so right.

[–]drawesome27 1 point2 points ago

Yo, I heard that smoking all kief was bad. Can someone drop some knowledge for me?

[–]RiskyTrizkit 1 point2 points ago

The first time I smoked an all kiefer I thought I'd try and have sex at the same time. At bedside the lube and the lighter were next to eachother, and I accidentally grabbed the lighter instead of the lube.

Realizing my mistake I figured I'd toke again while I had the opportunity. However, having just been in lube mode I ended up almost lighting my dick on fire thinking my dick was the bowl.

MLIA / FML.

[–]DoYouLikeSoup 0 points1 point ago

It may be old but I've never seen it. Awesome!

[–]Weed_Brigadier 1 point2 points ago

This is beautiful and perfect.

[–]where_are_the_trees -3 points-2 points ago

[–]InsanityTowel -3 points-2 points ago

Wow I thought this novelty account died awhile ago, looks like you're still trying to prove a point that you only believe should be proven. I hope you know that not every post on r/trees has trees in it right?

[–]where_are_the_trees 0 points1 point ago

I'm not the only one who believes. Thanks for the discouragement, though.

[–]TheMightyMush -5 points-4 points ago

How original.