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[–]udidwhat 135 points136 points ago

need one holding a map... wherewolf

[–]staplesgowhere 152 points153 points ago

[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad 28 points29 points ago

That was pretty fucking clever.

[–]squarewulf 2 points3 points ago

Eh I think it was a rather square joke.

[–]alarumba 1 point2 points ago

Apple maps I presume?

[–]achshar -3 points-2 points ago

The question mark means it was apple maps.

[–]Last_Laugh 23 points24 points ago

Indeed, I too was expecting the young frankenstein joke.

[–]Goofykid3435 23 points24 points ago

THERE! There, Wolf.

[–]killjennyproductions 13 points14 points ago

There castle.

[–]lolgrim 13 points14 points ago

Why are you talking that way?

[–]eannalayeh 14 points15 points ago

I thought you wanted to!

[–]Mjolnirium 6 points7 points ago

Those are some huge knockers!

[–]StraY_WolF -2 points-1 points ago

WHAT?

[–]Tensuke 2 points3 points ago

No Whatwolf?

[–]Supertrinko 5 points6 points ago

He was there, just didn't hear them talking.

[–]kevinroa 2 points3 points ago

That's the first one I thought of, and was confused that it wasn't there.

[–]BattleSalmon 0 points1 point ago

Uh...where, Wolf?

[–]Spartan09 1 point2 points ago

or a Carmen San Diego costume.

[–]purpleidea -1 points0 points ago

haha apple ios6

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

WARNING: do not moon the wherewolf.

[–]xsammhooverx 361 points362 points ago

I read this as Lycan Homophobes. I need to wear my glasses before things get controversial.

[–]ICanLegoThat 384 points385 points ago

[–]Vaguswarrior 62 points63 points ago

wolf whistles

[–]calicojones 29 points30 points ago

wolf gets a cab

[–]jasonofcompsci 0 points1 point ago

Wolf gets crabs?

[–]UsernameNotFound404 22 points23 points ago

A Where Wolf You missed one.

[–]Romanator3000 7 points8 points ago

There, there wolf.

[–]Acqua_alta 9 points10 points ago

There, castle.

[–]nss68 -1 points0 points ago

there castle

[–]WhatTheFedex 0 points1 point ago

And Why Wolves! ... I can't post pictures with my phone, I'm sorry...

[–]Captain_Kuhl 7 points8 points ago

I saw the picture, then immediately thought, "I hope this is a novelty account." I was affirmed with gladness.

Despite seeing you just now for the first time, I expect great things from you.

[–]iamiamwhoami 3 points4 points ago

Can we see a pic of your lego collection?

[–]PandaC 1 point2 points ago

I missed you :')

[–]Chazzey_dude 1 point2 points ago

You... You just get me, man. You know? You're more awesome than a... than a water-skiing magician!

[–]asboans 1 point2 points ago

Was hoping AWildSketchAppeared or Shitty_Watercolour would post on this comment. But I found the next best thing.

[–]lordeddardstark 0 points1 point ago

I love how pieces of plastic bricks can be used to convey gayness

[–]Sutekhseth 1 point2 points ago

Guy on left looks like Tony Stark, sans Chest light.

[–]wonderboy519 22 points23 points ago

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one. I was really expecting some werewolves at an anti-gay rally. Or maybe protesting this: http://imgur.com/Q9Bmu

[–]xsammhooverx 3 points4 points ago

twilight spin off?

[–]ply447 8 points9 points ago

Still a better love... never mind.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 5 points6 points ago

What is love?

[–]AnkhOmega 2 points3 points ago

Baby don't hurt me...

[–]jephos 2 points3 points ago

... baby don't hurt me ...

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 1 point2 points ago

No more...

[–]AnalogueBubblebath 1 point2 points ago

[–]Reddit_III 0 points1 point ago

baby don't hurt me...

[–]feilen 1 point2 points ago

Is that... the Doctor and Smeagol combined?

[–]Hipster_Panda 0 points1 point ago

kill it with fire

[–]BABY_BACK_BITCH 13 points14 points ago

I put a few seconds of serious thought into what any of this had to do with gay wolves.

[–]xsammhooverx 4 points5 points ago

I took even more time. I looked at it for a good 5 minutes trying to find some hidden message.

[–]IamA_Werewolf_AMA 9 points10 points ago

We're quite diverse politically but of my werewolf buddies (admittedly not a ton) and myself included, we tend to be just fine with homosexuals.

[–]xsammhooverx 4 points5 points ago

OP is liar.

[–]matchboxmatt 6 points7 points ago

There's nothing wrong with two wolves lycan each other.

[–]xsammhooverx 0 points1 point ago

Was waiting for it. thank you!

[–]Oddgenetix 5 points6 points ago

Me too. I was like "I...do not get this one..."

[–]xsammhooverx 0 points1 point ago

none of these are doing gay or anti-gay things.. well this just does not add up..

[–]Bryaxis 5 points6 points ago

"Fuckin' faggots! Aroooo!"

[–]SteampunkPirate 14 points15 points ago

President Nixon?

[–]teacoopz 2 points3 points ago

Really? Because I read it as Lycan Headphones.

[–]xsammhooverx 1 point2 points ago

We all make mistakes

[–]HappyStance 0 points1 point ago

So glad I'm not the only one.

[–]lime-red 1 point2 points ago

Can confirm that glasses did not prevent this.

[–]xsammhooverx 2 points3 points ago

It also did not help in not preventing it. or did it? Mind freak!

[–]donkashane 1 point2 points ago

I was so confused.

[–]Tegamal 1 point2 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one!

[–]CuriousAndHigh 38 points39 points ago

"Where wolf?"
"There wolf. There castle."
"Why are you talking like that?"
"I thought you wanted to."
"No, no, I don't want you to."
"Suit yourself, I'm easy."

[–]WretchedSkye2113 9 points10 points ago

vould you care to have a roll in ze hay?

[–]JimmyJoeMick 10 points11 points ago

PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

[–]phnglui_mglwnafh 8 points9 points ago

.....BLUCHER!

[–]Circular_Caseline 4 points5 points ago

neeiiigh!!!

[–]There-Wolf 8 points9 points ago

You called?

[–]qasman 58 points59 points ago

Real eyes realise real lies.

[–]Wet_Pidgeon 218 points219 points ago

Feed us fetus fajitas.

[–]skyman724 36 points37 points ago

I haven't laughed this hard since "My asshole looks like a bullet hole in Chewbacca."

[–]LRE 3 points4 points ago

Wow, that was eloquent and brusque... and side-splitting. I didn't think that was possible.

[–]theFuzzyChicken 5 points6 points ago

My new favorite comment.

[–]TalksToYourself 5 points6 points ago

Jesus jah he's us.

[–]MittRomneysCampaign 9 points10 points ago

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

[–]qasman 2 points3 points ago

Oh my God that's amazing

[–]AaroniusH -1 points0 points ago

Feed us Vegeta's fetus fajita pitas.

[–]buhzie2 0 points1 point ago

An aging ancient asian agent.

[–]bronymobile 0 points1 point ago

[–]jtcglasson 0 points1 point ago

I don't think anyone told you, this went to r/nocontext.

[–]Bard_the_Bowman 3 points4 points ago

And as is common, the poster in nocontext doesn't comprehend the link to context rule.

[–]jtcglasson 0 points1 point ago

Yep, see it a lot lately.

[–]newbill123 21 points22 points ago

Lichen Homo Phones -- a trendy cellular device, showing the Grindr log-in screen, with a case made of a small green plant. :-)

[–]Magfaeridon 1 point2 points ago

It's not a plant, it's a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae.

[–]newbill123 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps this is better?

Lichen Homo Phones -- a trendy cellular device, showing the Grindr log-in screen, with a case made of moss.

I think it's unnecessary though.

The common definition of lichen goes beyond the modern, accepted scientific definition of the term, including lichens, liverworts, and some superficially similar fungi, algae, and plants.

The English word, lichen, was in use for centuries (and was derived from the Greek word in use for millennia) before the Fungal kingdom was added to the Linnaean classification scheme.

After DNA studies, botanists, mycologists, and phylogeneticists may once again change the precise definition of the term lichen. But popular culture has a pretty good idea of what the term lichen includes even if it predates Linnaeus' classification or varies from the pedantic scientific definition of a fungus parasitic upon an algae.

[–]Magfaeridon 1 point2 points ago

Very nice.

[–]RandomPratt 18 points19 points ago

I had a werehouse once.

every month, on the full moon, it would turn into a Filipino discotheque, catch fire and kill everyone inside.

[–]christianjb 15 points16 points ago

Surely that should be Lycan tropes.

[–]Bic823 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I thought it was funny

[–]Bic823 13 points14 points ago

Lycan.. Ruining pubs for too long

[–]h4mburgers 4 points5 points ago

Lycan: when you simply have to drag your teammates kicking and screaming to victory.

*well, maybe not after 6.75.

[–]Acrossbee 1 point2 points ago

I was confused when I realized this post wasn't in /r/DotA2

[–]skeeto111 4 points5 points ago

What is the "Warewolf". Is it supposed ti be like he is withing a crate in a warehouse? Im just not getting it..

[–]LunarAffinity 9 points10 points ago

ware

noun

1. Usually, wares.

a. articles of merchandise or manufacture; goods: a peddler selling his wares.

[–]skeeto111 4 points5 points ago

1000 thank you's

[–]ManualSearch 6 points7 points ago

Don't you mean flatbear?

[–]Earcollector 3 points4 points ago

Wear Wolf reminds me of OGLAF.

[–]vegetaman 1 point2 points ago

I expected MST3K style "whar-wilf" or "whur-wulf" commentary, lol.

[–]ThisIsNotJimmy 3 points4 points ago

I'm a-lycan this...

[–]thecampo 1 point2 points ago

Beat me to it. Up vote for you.

[–]funkmasterke 7 points8 points ago

You forgot Why-wolves. Creatures possessed by the spirit of inquiry... and BLOOD LUST.

[–]Quolli 0 points1 point ago

The uploader has not made this video available in your country

:( Why is everyone so against Australia

  • CN blocked us
  • Conan blocked us
  • BBC UK blocked us

There's more, just don't feel like listing all of them

[–]blinkus 1 point2 points ago

Somebody on Youtube loves you :)

[–]MeanSaltine 2 points3 points ago

Awe Werewolf - Dazzled by the beauty of Aurora Borealis.

[–]Nj_all_day 1 point2 points ago

Ladies and gents of reddit, THIS is how you title a post.

  • Descriptive
  • Doesn't ruin joke
  • Clever
  • Original

Of course, I have a feeling this could be a repost, in which case, disregard that.

[–]DizzyMarkFace 2 points3 points ago

[–]BuffaloToast 0 points1 point ago

Today in class learning about succession and other biological things. My friend thought, for at least two days, that everytime we were talking about lichen, like the moss, we meant lycans.

[–]REALSTOOPID 0 points1 point ago

You forgot Wherewolf, a picture of a lycan holding a map.

[–]ThunderPoonSlayer 0 points1 point ago

That werewolf is all too happy to fondle your balls.

[–]ImKrispy 0 points1 point ago

Where is the wolf?

[–]Euphonius 0 points1 point ago

Psh, lichen homophones.

[–]TheBunnyTheBear 0 points1 point ago

This might be the only thing in Reddit's history that was on Tumblr first.

[–]There-Wolf 0 points1 point ago

I feel like my username is relevant to this post.

[–]VeggaGFX 1 point2 points ago

[–]broff 0 points1 point ago

You're kidding right?

"Gangs are poseurs.... the pack, we're like a family."

[–]Tensuke 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhhhh my.

[–]thorlichman 0 points1 point ago

uh, where wolf?

[–]finglonger82 0 points1 point ago

Tundraworld: Rise of the Lichens

[–]jurble 0 points1 point ago

Dunno, when I saw warewolf, I thought of the word ware not ware, you know, like "Ware the bridge traveler!"

[–]FullMetalAzn 0 points1 point ago

Winter is coming.

[–]repohx1 0 points1 point ago

Aware wolf hahaha! Oh mercy!

[–]mcpumpernickelak 0 points1 point ago

Ima Lycan this...

[–]IamA_Werewolf_AMA 0 points1 point ago

I am at least two of these, AMA.

[–]deradera 0 points1 point ago

[–]Clown_AIDS 0 points1 point ago

Gwar did an Aware Wolf gag in "It's Sleazy" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7pwFyGLNQY

[–]Hagathorthegr8 0 points1 point ago

The werewolf picture looks like it's cradling balls.

[–]well_golly 0 points1 point ago

There are lots of Lycan homophones ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]Onicrux 0 points1 point ago

A rare wolf!

[–]314ka 1 point2 points ago

homophone NSFW

[–]StinzorgaKingOfBees 0 points1 point ago

As an English grad, I approve.

[–]ivebeenhereallsummer 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't that last one be awake wolf?

[–]Bugs_Nixon 0 points1 point ago

It can be all four.

[–]hyperion2011 0 points1 point ago

Sorry sir, that second one is a Wolfsark.

[–]RIP_Opus 0 points1 point ago

Watch out for the Black Furies. They crazy...

[–]adw00t 0 points1 point ago

Aware wolf knows whats up..

[–]Mysterian 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh more than anything I have ever seen posted on reddit. I don't know why, it just did. Thank you.

[–]LazarusRises 0 points1 point ago

I'm likin' your homophones.

[–]mnsc 0 points1 point ago

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 0 points1 point ago

Too bad Lycan got nerfed.

[–]unawarewolf 0 points1 point ago

I approve.

[–]Elerion_ 0 points1 point ago

TIL Homophones.

[–]thatguyfrommars 0 points1 point ago

intense intents... in tents...

[–]warulv 0 points1 point ago

Lets not forget the War-Wolf :)

[–]Murrdurrurr 0 points1 point ago

When someone says "I'm aware" I like to say things like "You're a werewolf?"

It has never been funny. Ever.

[–]TheWierdAsianKid 0 points1 point ago

where's the whywolf?

[–]web_king 0 points1 point ago

cytatttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

asdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[–]littlecampbell 0 points1 point ago

Misread as homophobe took 10 minutes looking for the gay slur

[–]YourMomSaidHi 0 points1 point ago

I hate these play-on-word pictures. You guys are idiots to upvote this garbage

[–]Garrickus 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me that pronounces ' werewolf' like 'weerwolf'?

[–]Anaract 0 points1 point ago

I actually like this title a lot

[–]Ehlectric 0 points1 point ago

[–]Jaromero435 0 points1 point ago

For some reason this was the first thing I thought of when I saw werewolf.

[–]web_king 0 points1 point ago

a to jest prywatna wiadomośc cichooooo żeby >tomek się nie dowiedział... a to jest prywatna wiadomośc cichooooo żeby >tomek się nie dowiedział... a to jest prywatna wiadomośc cichooooo żeby >tomek się nie dowiedział...

a to jest prywatna wiadomośc cichooooo żeby >tomek się nie dowiedział... a to jest prywatna wiadomośc cichooooo żeby >tomek się nie dowiedział...

[–]warewolf23 0 points1 point ago

Approved!

[–]Canis_lupus 1 point2 points ago

Seconded. Can we vote now?

[–]warewolf23 0 points1 point ago

All in favor?

[–]Canis_lupus 1 point2 points ago

A-rooooooooooooooooooo!

[–]obscure_renegade 0 points1 point ago

Great stuff.

[–]elephantechoes 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else notice that the warewolf is clearly a stormcloak?

[–]WannabeGroundhog 0 points1 point ago

The Warewolf looks like a Minecraft wolf spawner... heh.

[–]Crossbowshootr 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

[–]linconpark1 0 points1 point ago

I'm lycan these puns

[–]jimdog1231 0 points1 point ago

[–]SpaceManAndy 0 points1 point ago

[–]dr_wummi 0 points1 point ago

[–]Deslyn 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting this lycan homophone.

[–]0scrambles0 0 points1 point ago

was expecting werewolf headphones......

[–]NightshifterXD 1 point2 points ago

Hi.

[–]HALFLIFE3_CONFIRMED 0 points1 point ago

THERE ARE 4 PICTURES OF WOLVES. ONLY 1 PICTURE HAS A SPACE IN IT. 4-1=3. HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

[–]Zenquin -2 points-1 points ago

Aware of what? He is sitting there with his eyes closed.

[–]TypicalHaikuResponse 3 points4 points ago

He is enlightened. Thus he is aware of everything if you believe.

[–]Awarewolf2 5 points6 points ago

Believe.

[–]broff 0 points1 point ago

Before personal enlightenment, one must end the suffering of the world.

[–]mcnubbin -5 points-4 points ago

Your greek is slightly off, its spelled lykos, not lycos. There is no C in greek.

[–]EvilPete 0 points1 point ago

It's not Greek, it's English. (albeit with words originally borrowed from Greek.)

[–]mcnubbin -3 points-2 points ago

No, I'm 100% sure lykos is the greek word for wolf. The word for werewolf is lykanthropo. which means wolfman. When talking about sciences you generally use greek words and thats where the word lyko is from. You don't look in a medical book and say those words are english, they are clearly greek, just like describing someone who thinks they are a wolfman you use the scientific word which is greek.

[–]RIP_Opus 0 points1 point ago

Maybe in greek lykanthropo is werewolf, but in geek a lycan is a werewolf.

[–]fdoom 1 point2 points ago

It's spelt Λυκάνθρωπος using the Greek alphabet. Get it right.

[–]gqreader -4 points-3 points ago

I obviously do not understand what homophones meant. I thought there were going to be examples of gay discrimination. Nothing here, I'll move along.

[–]s3n5ai 2 points3 points ago

Homo = Same (Homosexual = attracted to same sex)

Phone = Sound (Phonetic, telephone, monophone, microphone, etc)

Homophone = "Sounds the same". Never heard the word but that is my best guess.

EDIT: From wikipedia: "A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another word but differs in meaning."

[–]NiggerHitler -5 points-4 points ago

not very funny if you were to ask me