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[–]ssskuda 139 points140 points ago

PROTECT ME SQUIRE!

[–]Daliik 38 points39 points ago

This was the first occurrence (out of many throughout the game) that had me actually laugh out loud. Something about the emphasis he puts on the words and the pauses in the sentence.

[–]TheVloginator 74 points75 points ago

I completely lost it when Jack was talking about Moxxi and he says "Once you've eaten prime rib for free, it's hard to go back to suckin' down hamburgers for cash. If you know what I'm talking about. Do you know what I'm talking about? ... DICKS! I'm talking about dicksss!"

[–]mbdude 12 points13 points ago

It's the little things.

[–]ssskuda 10 points11 points ago

I need to get my creative juices flowin'.... so I can get her juices flowin'... that's sex.

Also...

I'll let you all go if you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander!

[–]Naggers123 2 points3 points ago

"Wilhelm... kill these savages."

                      - Archer?

[–]greedyiguana 2 points3 points ago

seriously like 90% of Jack's dialog reminds me of archer. Butt Stallion?

[–]Never_getsIt 19 points20 points ago

I myself laughed when brick was reminiscing about fighting with tiny Tina and says sometime like "yep.... I've killed a LOT of people" just the way he said it was perfect.

[–]Boondoc 20 points21 points ago

"my brilliant plan of punching people in the face until they are dead worked flawlessly"

paraphrashing

[–]EonOmega 8 points9 points ago

My secret punch-you-in-the-face-'till-you-die strategy I think? Not entirely sure.

[–]Naggers123 8 points9 points ago

They were no match for my punch-you-in-the-face-until-you-die fighting style

[–]EonOmega 4 points5 points ago

That was it. Thankyewverymuch.

[–]JakalDX 4 points5 points ago

Haha, yeah, like when he's talking he must be thinking "Jesus, I"m a maniac, aren't I?"

[–]Orderfiller 2 points3 points ago

Me and my friends were laughing our asses off at that part.

[–]koomis 2 points3 points ago

the one that had me laughing most was captain Flynts time announcements! I don't know why i laughed so hard, but i did.

[–]ssskuda 2 points3 points ago

See you at two thirty-five!

[–]evoim3 2 points3 points ago

I loved it when he called her balloon tits. Fucking lost it.

[–]TheVloginator 0 points1 point ago

Other than the Butt Stallion lines, these are my second favorite.

[–]Daliik 1 point2 points ago

I just played through that part on my second play through today :P

[–]Cyberboss_JHCB 13 points14 points ago

When you do the eridium train side mission:

MAKE IT RRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!

Fucking died to the turrets I was laughing so hard.

[–]Daliik 10 points11 points ago

Tiny Tina was SOOOOO amazing! "Some fiiiiiine-ass ladies."

[–]Elsarild 7 points8 points ago

NAP TIME!

[–]BassCreat0r 5 points6 points ago

Need to get them boudaunkadonks!!

[–]Ragelova123 2 points3 points ago

She's my main squeeze. Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!"

[–]ssskuda 4 points5 points ago

This is really the best whenever she immediately says it following anything. I've seen her stand around and nap time, but saying it right after introducing the ladies was amazing!

[–]SkyNTP 1 point2 points ago

Tina was brilliant (like everything else), but to be fair, on my fifth play through, she's starting to get kinda annoying.

[–]tehlemmings 0 points1 point ago

I refuse to believe that
After the tiny tina quests the last time we went and watched a ton of HAWP just to get a bit more out of it
... and we watched her stream as she was playing those quests for MORE enjoyment

....I think me and my friends might need help

[–]Daliik 0 points1 point ago

Jeez man, I have almost 75 hours on the game and have only played through her zone twice... now, most of that time is on one character who is nearing the second play through+, but still....

[–]ZeusThunderGod 0 points1 point ago

When she was going to launch them rockets. She was like "In 10, 9, I got bored."

[–]lwllw 1 point2 points ago

Hmm...why don't he just ask us to carry him up stairs?

[–]CALEBr16 51 points52 points ago

STAIRS?!?!?!

[–]jettrooper33 43 points44 points ago

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]xauzzyx 5 points6 points ago

After playing with 3 other guys for just about 3 hours straight, that part made us all die laughing. Good god man, the writing in this game is amazing.

[–]FirstOne617 15 points16 points ago

Your brilliance is matched only by your malevolence!

[–]Sarkli11 11 points12 points ago

I ASCEND!!!!!! bahahahahaha Me and all three of my roommates were laughing our asses off xP

[–]Jimmylightning 32 points33 points ago

I ASCEND!!!!

[–]TheUndyingCubone 25 points26 points ago

I JUST GOT MY EYESIGHT BACK! AND....AM I IN YOUR COMPUTER?

[–]EointheGUY 17 points18 points ago

They're coming out of the wall sphincters!

[–]bugxbuster 17 points18 points ago

just FOLLOW the SOOTHING SOUND of MY VOICE!

[–]HumanistGeek 16 points17 points ago

That image, and any other .jpg under ~256 kB, can be used as the login screen background on Windows computers. Simply save the image as

backgroundDefault.jpg

and place it in

C:\Windows\System32\oobe\info\backgrounds

If it came with the default Windows 7 login screen (as opposed to an OEM-installed one like Dell's), or if the above doesn't work, then you'll also have to modify a single registry value.

Click the Start button and type

regedit.exe

into the search box and run the program.

Once the Registry Editor launches, locate and right-click on

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE

key and select the Find command. When you see the Find dialog box, type OEMBackground in the text box and make sure that only the Values check box is selected, as shown here. When the

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Authentication\LogonUI\Background

key opens, locate and double-click the OEMBackground value. When you see the Edit DWORD dialog box, change the value data from 0 to 1, as shown here. (If the OEMBackground value doesn’t exist in the Background key, you’ll need to pull down the Edit menu from that key and select New | DWORD (32-bit) Value).

OPTIONAL PORTION: Shadows

As you know, the button and the text used to identify your user account on the Logon screen have shadows behind them to give them a 3D-like look, and these shadows work well with the default Logon screen wallpaper. Depending on what image you use for your new Logon screen wallpaper, these shadows might not work so well.

In addition to making it easy to change the Logon screen wallpaper, Microsoft also made it easy to adjust or disable the text and button shadows to accommodate your particular image.

To alter the shadows, launch the Registry Editor again as described above and access the

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Authentication\LogonUI

folder. Once you open the LogonUI folder, you’ll create a new DWORD value called ButtonSet, as shown in Figure E. You can then configure the shadow by setting the value data to one of the following numbers:

  • 0 — Light shadow
  • 1 — Dark shadow
  • 2 — No shadow

[–]Zexis 3 points4 points ago

I can't figure out how to save on mobile, so I'm commenting to come back to this tomorrow. Thanks!

[–]HumanistGeek 1 point2 points ago

You could save the thread, unless that's what you can't figure out. Glad I could help!

[–]schwat -1 points0 points ago

Saving threads only works if you have RES installed.

[–]assholeofnew 0 points1 point ago

You can save threads without RES but not comments.

[–]KeithTheColt 0 points1 point ago

I can't find OEMBackround on Regedit

[–]HumanistGeek 0 points1 point ago

(If the OEMBackground value doesn’t exist in the Background key, you’ll need to pull down the Edit menu from that key and select New | DWORD (32-bit) Value).

[–]s0mexguy 11 points12 points ago

awesome... just fucking awesome

[–]zivon456 14 points15 points ago

New background. Thanks!

[–]JokerFaces2 8 points9 points ago

Aaaaannnnnndddddddd OPEN!

[–]TheYe 2 points3 points ago

It's funny that i hear his voice in my head reading all those quotes, especially this one.

[–]ascagnel 2 points3 points ago

Check it out! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!

[–]Supernova24 1 point2 points ago

Forces depleted

[–]TheMagicJesus 4 points5 points ago

Its okay baby. It happens to a lot of girls.

[–]iheartbakon 8 points9 points ago

http://smuggle559.deviantart.com/art/Broken-Windows-7-131436894

[–]ilikehamburgers 0 points1 point ago

ah damnit i was looking for this but it doesn't fit right as my desktop background... thanks anyway

[–]LivingSaladDays 1 point2 points ago

reeeesize it?

[–]Tom29193 7 points8 points ago

DROP! pause Wub Wub Wub

[–]Sarkli11 2 points3 points ago

MY MINION IS A BONA FIDE BADASS! SO YOU CAN SUCK IT FLINT!!!

[–]SweetGehenna 2 points3 points ago

Thank you! This is now my background haha. YOU MUST MAKE MORE LIKE THIS. Because i like the windows theme and the way he smashes through the screen looks so real. HIGHFIVE

[–]Elsarild 1 point2 points ago

The "broken windows" is actually an old wallpaper that has been around since vista.

It is still awesome though.

[–]Evil_Yoshi 4 points5 points ago

OH SPHINCTER!

[–]IsAStrangeLoop 2 points3 points ago

Still can't believe Yahtzee didn't like this game. Surely he was at least cracked up by the writing, but he dismissed that out of hand too :(

The gameplay I understand not liking, but come on, this is just his style of humor.

[–]Elsarild 2 points3 points ago

Don't take it too hard. Yathzee is in the end an entertainer more than a reviewer, and it is both easier and funnier to make fun of something and be negative, than praise it for 5 minutes straight.

[–]_Wolfos 4 points5 points ago

Aside from the fact that Yahtzee's whole character is based upon being negative, who gives a shit?

[–]Sentient_Waffle 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I would never view a Yahtzee review for actually getting an idea if whether I should buy the game or not.

It's fun, but not very useful, at least not for me.

[–]destroyglasscastles 1 point2 points ago

There's a good amount of people who don't care for Borderlands' style of humor, including many critics. Opinions are pretty split. I thought Borderlands 2 was a lot better, but still my friends and I hated Tiny Tina while evidently a lot of other people loved the shit out of her. Same thing with Claptrap. I thought he was unbearable in BL1 but he grew on me towards the end of BL2. A good amount of the jokes come off as real juvenile to me, like someone from my old highschool came up with em or something. Maybe that's the appeal? If so I don't understand it.

[–]DJMattB241 1 point2 points ago

I think Jeff Gerstmann was the one who said (before I had gotten to her) that Tiny Tina was the most obnoxious character in the game. So I was braced when I met her, and got a really strong "hey its like Edward from Cowboy Bebop but with shitty unfunny lines" vibe at first.

But then as I kept playing her missions, she just... kept making me laugh. I came around.

I dunno. Humor is subjective and all that. I've been finding Borderlands 2 positively hilarious.

[–]destroyglasscastles 0 points1 point ago

Once they unveiled Tiny Tina's backstory I started to appreciate her a little more.

Even though I said that a lot of the jokes come off as juvenile, I still do think Borderlands 2 is a lot funnier than Borderlands 1 was. Many more laugh out loud moments for me whereas I remember laughing like once in BL1. And the story itself is a lot more interesting/engaging too. Just much better writing all around.

[–]Ztiller 2 points3 points ago

As sure as i am that you would love to jam Your fist into My skull, optic surgery is best left to proffessionals!

[–]YooWeirdo 5 points6 points ago

May I request a version of this with the subtitles saying "Minion!" in Borderlands 2 font?

[–]logog6 2 points3 points ago

Heres my Try with Impact font. http://imgur.com/kn91b

[–]Icommanduall 0 points1 point ago

It needs more orange.

[–]logog6 46 points47 points ago

My Last Attempt. http://imgur.com/D7I60

[–]lyam23 4 points5 points ago

Good but needs more anti-aliasing.

[–]JpSax 4 points5 points ago

HEY THATS PRETTY GOOD!

[–]crseat 0 points1 point ago

nice!

[–]Icommanduall 0 points1 point ago

Now that's just awesome!

[–]Jyggaleel 2 points3 points ago

You found his super-secret hiding space!

[–]BassCreat0r 2 points3 points ago

You will have to perform a series of devious challenges! First, collect a few brown rocks for me. Then, defeat a badass skagg. Then, pilfer the lost staff of Mount Shuler. THEN you shall bring me the head of the Destroyer of worlds, and THEN YOU SHALL DANCE FOR MY ENJOYMENT!

[–]baaloo7 1 point2 points ago

Dance, dance baby!

[–]itzmedavid 0 points1 point ago

I love his birthday party, it was a blast. Pizza was delicious.

[–]battlegnome 1 point2 points ago

Stealing....Thanks!

[–]halo4cometh 0 points1 point ago

Is this Logical?????

[–]frewp 1 point2 points ago

Hey! Over here! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]MercuryGalactic -1 points0 points ago

I read that in invader zims voice...

[–]PullOutBoy 1 point2 points ago

Wub

[–]Qieth 0 points1 point ago

Do want!

[–]Rushman49 0 points1 point ago

Man I can't wait to get this game.

[–]Karzul 0 points1 point ago

That headline reminded me of the Overlord games; they so good.

Anyone know if an Overlord 3 is coming?

[–]PaulsyMoFo 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the awesome new desktop! :D

[–]thedudebox 0 points1 point ago

Immediately made this the background on my Mac... Fuck da police.

[–]Thazy 1 point2 points ago

Check me out I'm dancin....

[–]RoDDusty 0 points1 point ago

Why would you do this? Why?

[–]ConfusedMoose 0 points1 point ago

Good work Damian.

[–]csaba79 0 points1 point ago

:D

[–]Hungrydog 0 points1 point ago

My favorite is activating the bot in Opportunity and he says we're like its alcoholic, swearing, gun toting mommy. Help me out here for the actual citation.

[–]GenericTwig 1 point2 points ago

"Minion ill protect you to the death!" Que explosion "OH GOD NO I WONT"

[–]Lexarian 0 points1 point ago

I <3 You

[–]Lilkounchry -1 points0 points ago

HAHAAAAAA!!!

[–]ChrisBuch 0 points1 point ago

welp, this is the coolest wallpaper i've ever had! thanks for this beauty!

[–]Clap-trap 0 points1 point ago

I'm over here! I can see... the code...

[–]kalei50 -1 points0 points ago

I love Borderlands and Borderlands 2, and I know I might seem like I'm missing a joke here (others may say I am really "getting it" ;) - but I seriously hated that little prick calling me minion.

I did get a lot of satisfaction out of blasting away with the big gun while he was standing there, as I assume was the developers' intent. :D

[–]dondox 0 points1 point ago

Ha. I've totally used that glass cracking image for work.

[–]pizzadelivaryguy 1 point2 points ago

1080p version?

[–]Sentient_Waffle 1 point2 points ago

I didn't really like the Claptrap in BL1, but I think they improved on the humor (like everything else) in BL2, and I got a few chuckles from him.

Nice wallpaper.

[–]bcJonesy 0 points1 point ago

stolen for my background cycle :D

[–]TEHMAXXORZ 0 points1 point ago

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Those files had families!... Nah, I'm just screwing with ya', they're douche bags.

[–]Tringmurks 0 points1 point ago

Laughed out loud at this. Girlfriend kicked me outta bed for waking her up Worth it

[–]fumblor 0 points1 point ago

His birthday party was sad.

[–]papasiggy 0 points1 point ago

New work desktop :) Thanks

[–]TChuff 0 points1 point ago

Are there more of these, where something is breaking through the windows wallpaper? Does anybody know a site to go see them?

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 0 points1 point ago

Annddd OPEN!!!!

[–]RainbowDash1001 0 points1 point ago

Hello, new background!

[–]Frostbite151 0 points1 point ago

Can someone send me a WAV file link of Claptrap saying this so I can change my computers start up sound?

[–]superfluffywalrus 0 points1 point ago

:O so amazing!

[–]Omny87 -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when people stretch out words with additional consonants instead of vowels? I mean think about it- if you yelled out the word "minion" like that, you'd be putting more emphasis on the 'I' and the 'O', not on the 'N'.

[–]Daliik 1 point2 points ago

This might be the first time I've seen that background where it isn't a pony coming out of the hole...

[–]GingerFresh -1 points0 points ago

First Thought

[–]madhi19 -3 points-2 points ago

Am so gimping that with Gaben and Tux right now! Edit 27 minutes Can I deliver or what! loll http://imgur.com/ffqxS

[–]LastProvidence -4 points-3 points ago

I thought this was a Venture Bros reference. I'm kind of disappointed, to be honest.

[–]Gobizku 1 point2 points ago

What sort of asshat would downvote this?

Venture Bros is too good.

[–]fluxaxion -2 points-1 points ago

That voice!

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[–]fluxaxion -1 points0 points ago

Meow :3.

[–]Cragvis -2 points-1 points ago

I wish clappytrappy was realeo.

[–]leSKANKBOAT -5 points-4 points ago

I would love an Apple version of this!

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