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America [NSFW] (imgur.com)

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[–]R3Y 157 points158 points ago

It be shopped.

http://hassankinley.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/seasick_labor_web.jpg?w=950

[–]dpaddragoon 110 points111 points ago

well that was unnecessary

[–]ThatAgnosticGuy 37 points38 points ago

Don't worry. I got you bro.

[–]OlyOxenFree 5 points6 points ago

Much better.

[–]Vergilus 1 point2 points ago

Who is this?!

[–]Afrojitsu 15 points16 points ago

Jim Carrey

[–]slime_master 6 points7 points ago

Alexis Texas

[–]dhaft88 4 points5 points ago

Alexis Texas

[–]QuasarsRcool 2 points3 points ago

Alexis Tex-ass

[–]ThatAgnosticGuy 2 points3 points ago

Alexis Texas.

[–]SkeezySevens 1 point2 points ago

It's just not the same :'(

[–]ThatAgnosticGuy 0 points1 point ago

We'll make it through. Stay strong.

[–]alphasci -1 points0 points ago

Only if he has ED will that be a problem

[–]TheLoneHoot 45 points46 points ago

Seriously. I like the original better, personally.

[–]Zaflo 76 points77 points ago

at least ONE fucking person says this every fucking time an original of a shop is posted...

We get it. You dig "natural" beauty. So do we.

[–]ColoradoAmendment64 6 points7 points ago

No, it's the other way around. My sense of beauty has been corrupted by corporate media to where I expect women to always be skinny. The photoshopped version is like "too much want."

[–]Jimmies_Rustler -2 points-1 points ago

Wow, that was some great insight.

You like skinny butts AND you cannot lie :D!

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll -2 points-1 points ago

It's not about digging natural beauty, it's that the shopped ass in this case is cartoonishly out there to the point of being unsettling.

[–]neonraisin 4 points5 points ago

That's because you are still a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world

[–]theboneycrony 0 points1 point ago

I'd fuck either.

[–]Hyperian 4 points5 points ago

i fapped just fine

[–]lallyer 4 points5 points ago

dammit. And I had just fallen in love. She's still smoking hot though.

[–]backdora_da_explora 3 points4 points ago

  1. Open into new window, two tabs. One of the real, one of the fake.
    1. Ctrl + Tab
    2. Repeat step 2.

[–]Ghooble 34 points35 points ago

Repeat step 2.

Repeat step 2.

Repeat step 2.

REPEATING

[–]backdora_da_explora 3 points4 points ago

Bwahahaha, you have fallen into my trap.

[–]incer 0 points1 point ago

need watchdog timer

[–]snowd3n 2 points3 points ago

How did I not know about Ctrl+Tab? Damn it I love clicking on NSFW links and learnin' shit!

[–]ProfessorD2 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to hire you as my FAP Consultant.

[–]calrogman 1 point2 points ago

Land of the free (and also, unrealistic body standards).

[–]thetoneranger -1 points0 points ago

I knew it was to tasty to be real.

[–]Trifur 0 points1 point ago

Freedom

[–]PeptoDysmal 1 point2 points ago

I mean, I'm okay with that.

[–]poonslyr69 -4 points-3 points ago

this is far better, I doubt I could even comfortably hump the photo shopped version.

[–]TruePimp -2 points-1 points ago

http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=3909b0948d9d7fadca6469e7c079a0c6bd291396.221062

yes sir.

[–]GaikokuJohn -4 points-3 points ago

awww it's fake?!.....must....continue......fapping......

[–]Playsbadkennen 10 points11 points ago

Biggest question: what the fuck is she wearing on her feet? I could almost say that they're ankle length boots, but then what are those blocks at the back of them? Who would find it fashionable to make a high heel that looks like a 3inch thick wooden peg? Wow.

[–]itsmontoya 3 points4 points ago

Oh wow, didn't even realize she was wearing shoes.

[–]DrNecessiter -1 points0 points ago

I can't upvote this enough. I could barely notice the girl as my eyes were bleeding from those things.

Mind you, I have a bit of an issue with porn stars footwear: they're always the wrong size and honestly I think we're all getting a bit tired of the $24.99 stiletto pumps in red or white, come on where's your imagination? And while I'm on the subject: why the fuck do they wear their shoes in bed? That's just nasty! Have a bit of decorum lady!

I need a cup of tea and a lie down.

[–]SimilarImage 38 points39 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 days ShawnGupta USA! USA! USA! /r/MURICA 13 224
2 days firecoloredfeathers 'MURICA /r/nsfw 72 1871
1 week UandMeBro Merica' /r/ass 6 291

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[–]LordPFW 14 points15 points ago

TIL there's an /r/ass. I should not be surprised.

[–]TheLoneHoot 5 points6 points ago

Surprised? Hell I'm inspired - to visit.

[–]snigelfar 15 points16 points ago

That doesn't look like a 0.7 hip to waist ratio.

[–]Phil56731 3 points4 points ago

What is that? Is there science to this?

[–]speccy2 5 points6 points ago

You betcha!

[–]thinlines 2 points3 points ago

I dont remember a whole lot from my school days, but this.... this I remember.

[–]Matt-Attack77 13 points14 points ago

I pledge allegiance to Dat Ass.

[–]mti87 9 points10 points ago

switched around for ya.

http://i50.tinypic.com/4vl01t.jpg

[–]Surreals 2 points3 points ago

inb4 eurojerk.

[–]6chan 0 points1 point ago

<insert perfunctory dat ass>

[–]OODanK 6 points7 points ago

This was posted yesterday! 7 freaking hours ago. Wow! That is all

[–]Flatulent_Fawkes 1 point2 points ago

And you're upset...why?

[–]BlaziKenJennings 5 points6 points ago

All rise.

[–]bbibber 2 points3 points ago

Obligatory : that's the America I can get behind.

[–]F4M 0 points1 point ago

Obligatory : Dammit, reddit always tells my jokes before I get the chance.

[–]Sect312 1 point2 points ago

Obligatory downvotes

[–]triggershadow9er 1 point2 points ago

fuck yeah

[–]vladutzmihai -1 points0 points ago

I would sing the national anthem with her

[–]psyki 0 points1 point ago

She's holding the flag backwards.

[–]DrSusset -1 points0 points ago

God bless.

[–]Kungafsand 0 points1 point ago

I'm planing an invasion on American soil

[–]Cickle_Funts 0 points1 point ago

they's better tidy the ground first...those weeds are a fucking disgrace...

[–]sqazm 0 points1 point ago

about to sprained ankle

[–]surelyekpmert -1 points0 points ago

what is on that girl's feet?

[–]indrafili -1 points0 points ago

Those are some damn good child bearing hips she has...

[–]STompinOnHoes 0 points1 point ago

This should've been in the debate last night. Maybe I wouldn't have fallen asleep.

[–]Pie_Face -1 points0 points ago

Where the arses are fat and the gardens untidy

[–]Instincts -1 points0 points ago

Thank you so very much for this.

[–]SaltFrog -1 points0 points ago

She's about to break her ankle.

[–]duetosymmetry -1 points0 points ago

She's going to roll that ankle :/

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 0 points1 point ago

amuricaaaaa' fuck yahhhhh

[–]Dented 1 point2 points ago

Make unfavorable generalizations about obesity in America: Not okay. Make favorable generalizations about women in America: Okay.

[–]alexlp -1 points0 points ago

I have those shoes. Very comfy.

ps. People worried about her ankles, fret no more! She has her weight on her other foot. She is not falling on her ankle.

[–]Molloy55 -1 points0 points ago

Amazing..... simply amazing!

[–]dubdubdubdot 0 points1 point ago

That's not a pic of dead brown people...

[–]Iable-A -1 points0 points ago

Assmerica

[–]TrollingiBe -1 points0 points ago

I could look at this ALL DAY!

[–]whereismyvulva -1 points0 points ago

That is one fine ass.

[–]Proskater789 0 points1 point ago

I am an American and can confirm this is normal and not out of the ordinary.

[–]StochasticOoze 0 points1 point ago

...fuck yeah?

[–]nyLEO 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass.

[–]Idiotkiller123 -1 points0 points ago

Instantly made this my background.

[–]backdora_da_explora -1 points0 points ago

I opened this and heard Marvin Gaye playing.

[–]tom_mandory -3 points-2 points ago

USA! USA!

[–]bitcheSnHose -1 points0 points ago

I thought Americans were fat.

[–]NovusHomoSapiens -2 points-1 points ago

I had no idea that such huge asses were possible.

[–]nerdyogre254 -2 points-1 points ago

Please dear god, nobody do a [Fixed] version with an obese woman.

[–]zane411 -2 points-1 points ago

Do you know why you don't see people wrapped in other countries flags? Because no one else fucking cares.

[–]sirbikesalot -3 points-2 points ago

No real American lets their porch and garden look like that! The neighborhood would talk!

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