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Like if you love Jesus (imgur.com)

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[–]3sgtejeff 450 points451 points ago

Best thing I have seen all day.

[–]Estatunaweena 96 points97 points ago

It really is! It's the occasional, legitimate lol I get from r/WTF that keeps me coming back.

[–]AlbrechtVonRoon 5 points6 points ago

r/WTF is always significantly more amusing than r/funny, and this particular post actually had me laughing.

[–]Aperfectmoment 14 points15 points ago

i hope this gets around to me on facebook so i can read the comments

[–]Not-So_Random 5 points6 points ago

Oh boy.

[–]Woden1Eye 45 points46 points ago

the penis is by far the sexiest part of jesus

[–]swimshoe 27 points28 points ago

The eyes...they show so much of his character and charisma in two little dots on the paper...all the pain in this world, yet shows a glimmer of forgiveness, knowing that this world CAN be saved...

or maybe he's just stupid.

[–]terraform_mars 5 points6 points ago

Jesus? Pretty sure it's the devils cock disguised as the forbidden fruit...

[–]Woden1Eye 8 points9 points ago

I'm not even talking about the picutre

[–]phactual 11 points12 points ago

Imagine if this were "like if you love Muhammad."

[–]K__a__M__I 6 points7 points ago

That'd send the planes flying again.

[–]Mrepic37 3 points4 points ago

Is that...? Bomb sirens?

[–]MrTsallery 1 point2 points ago

Wow...

[–]bminus02 2 points3 points ago

you should go on /b/ more often

[–]monkiebars 6 points7 points ago

http://soundcloud.com/monkiebars/lets-thank-jesus

Thank Jesus together! :D

[–]ArosNight 4 points5 points ago

Best thing i've heard all day.

[–]monkiebars 2 points3 points ago

I give all credit to /r/atheism for the inspiration. :D

[–]MattioHimself16 0 points1 point ago

It's happy appy.

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

Like if you love Inglip. Ignore for Palin University.

[–]Squishy_squid 2 points3 points ago

Please explain to me how Inglip was made into red cape related porn?

[–]karmani -1 points0 points ago

That's sad.

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    [–]normalite 127 points128 points ago

    Reminds me of the armpit guy from ahhh real monsters.

    [–]Macleod86 40 points41 points ago

    Reminds me of the off the charts WTFness of this gem by what must be the same artist!

    [–]I_Was_LarryVlad 22 points23 points ago

    Does this guy have some obsession with fruit, dicks, and hairy men or something?

    [–]Tecktonik 18 points19 points ago

    Who doesn't?

    [–]Joedang100 1 point2 points ago

    Man, I want to know who draws this stuff.

    [–]Lulwut_ 1 point2 points ago

    DAT MUSTACHE

    [–]Satafly 1 point2 points ago

    You know you've posted some good content when you call it a gem and no one gives a shit.

    [–]onlysextoday 5 points6 points ago

    I don't even know what to say to that other them amazing.

    [–]Joedang100 2 points3 points ago

    Yes, they certainly are amazing.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    Is the dialog taken from a web sex chat thing?

    [–]Savslush 25 points26 points ago

    His name is crum or something. Man I loved that show.

    [–]sambowilkins 17 points18 points ago

    Hmm, I wonder what similar name we could give this fellow.

    [–]cooltheo20 13 points14 points ago

    Cum.

    [–]MANNERMARINE 1 point2 points ago

    Cum

    Edit: ah Shit, was that the joke?

    [–]acrowsmurder 3 points4 points ago

    Krum

    [–]TigOlBitties95 3 points4 points ago

    Viktor?

    [–]helgaofthenorth 4 points5 points ago

    Herm-own-ninny.

    [–]AScholarlyGentleman 8 points9 points ago

    Link?

    [–]stereomind 27 points28 points ago

    uncanny.

    [–]ExplainsYourJoke 12 points13 points ago

    YOU ARE FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!!!

    edit: why the fuck are you guys upvoting me? Downvote me instead. I'm not even relevant.

    [–]firinmylazah 1 point2 points ago

    But you have fifteen upvotes :)

    [–]AScholarlyGentleman 1 point2 points ago

    I am fifteen. I'm not sure why that's explaining my joke, as I made no joke.

    [–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

    Nope. Not gonna feed it.

    [–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

    It streams on Netflix now!

    [–]aceoftrachs 95 points96 points ago

    My grandmother has a tasteful oil painting of this hanging over her couch.

    [–]Annarr 13 points14 points ago

    Tasteful. Mm.

    [–]Faps_in_reddit 32 points33 points ago

    Does she love Jesus?

    [–]aceoftrachs 66 points67 points ago

    Apparently more than any of us knew.

    [–]LonelyNixon 8 points9 points ago

    We appear to have a code 19234, a reverse mrs.robinson is in effect in these comments.

    [–]tirionfive 2 points3 points ago

    Whoa whoa whoa

    [–]mathetesc 12 points13 points ago

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    [–]aceoftrachs 4 points5 points ago

    It never happened, I don't even have a grandmother.

    [–]tightestbuthole 7 points8 points ago

    OP will surely deliver

    [–]irawwwr 0 points1 point ago

    Did she try to restore the painting?

    [–]andon 10 points11 points ago

    Love this dude's art. His drawing of a cat wearing a top hat and playing an acoustic guitar was my desktop for a good while. No, I don't remember his name, but I have an archive of his work somewhere.

    [–]LonelyNixon 10 points11 points ago

    This is the same guy who did that weird comic with the bananna that was stripping for that guy right?

    [–]Sureiyaa 12 points13 points ago

    This one?

    [–]jojjo223 3 points4 points ago

    ...I feel violated....

    [–]Great_Zarquon 1 point2 points ago

    I need more of this. Now.

    [–]Sureiyaa 8 points9 points ago

    Here you go

    [–]Great_Zarquon 1 point2 points ago

    You've just brought me more pleasure than I can properly articulate with words. Thank you.

    [–]LonelyNixon 1 point2 points ago

    Yes I love this comic

    [–]andon 1 point2 points ago

    I think that's the dude, yeah.

    [–]supersparklebutt 7 points8 points ago

    Is it Thomas deaton? I had a few art classes with him in college . Awesome artist.

    [–]velveteer 4 points5 points ago

    It is Thomas. We were friends in high school and this is one of his infamous "fruit cocks".

    [–]the_leif 1 point2 points ago

    Reminds me of the art of a goon I used to know who went by Butterflysmasher. Could possibly be the same guy?

    [–]Selknirps 11 points12 points ago

    It's scary to think someone sat down one day and decided to draw that

    [–]TheCrazedChemist 11 points12 points ago

    Really makes you wonder what was going through the artist's mind.

    "You know what I really want to draw right now? An apple... But with legs... Hairy legs... No, like REALLY hairy legs... And have a face and mustache... And be wearing panties... And have a penis roughly the size of a normal human penis... Yeah... That'll be so cool..."

    [–]tafkat 5 points6 points ago

    I'm not the artist, but I know exactly what was going through his mind.

    Trolling Facebook. Something somebody posted on Facebook by another naive but well-meaning user struck a nerve in exactly the wrong way, and this was the result.

    [–]TheCrazedChemist 4 points5 points ago

    I was referring to the original. The original version didn't have the caption, just the apple with the monstrously disproportionate penis.

    [–]Nbrandwine 34 points35 points ago

    I have no words to describe this drawing. I can't look away...

    It's... It's so.... Intriguing...

    [–]Reverent_Fire 7 points8 points ago

    An apple a day...

    [–]TheUnknownKiller 1 point2 points ago

    Just burst out laughing upvote for you sir.

    [–]kingseed 21 points22 points ago

    I'd like this picture on facebook. I don't even care about Jesus but I'd still like this.

    [–]Owlsrule12 22 points23 points ago

    The joke is that this has nothing to do with Jesus and makes Christians be like "ooh I should like this cause Jesus" and then they see what it is and are like.. Wait.. Dafuq? What do I do?

    [–]kingseed 18 points19 points ago

    I know, and it's the opposite for atheists who think the picture is funny. I don't 'love Jesus', but I like the picture, so I also have a dilemma.

    [–]dno_bot 31 points32 points ago

    I have reached the end of the Internet. It was worth it.

    [–]Joedang100 6 points7 points ago

    I'm sad to see it go. We really had some good fucked up times.

    [–]highroadie 46 points47 points ago

    I died.

    [–]SonOfAGrayHairedMan 32 points33 points ago

    I came.

    [–]Jonny_Watts 15 points16 points ago

    I crucified.

    [–]Paradoxou 20 points21 points ago

    I ressurected. Fuckers

    [–]jesusmcpenis 21 points22 points ago

    lol resur-erection

    [–]Jackovsky 3 points4 points ago

    "I want an urection so i can give it to my dad!"

    [–]U_BROKE_THE_RULES 1 point2 points ago

    jesu-rejection

    [–]archibald_tuttle 0 points1 point ago

    After three days. Then met by two women, which can't believe what they see and fall on their knees.

    [–]kickulus 6 points7 points ago

    And boom goes the dynamite.

    [–]ROCKJUNKY01 -2 points-1 points ago

    I munged him then came

    [–]GOLTRON -3 points-2 points ago

    You're supposed to cum then mung.

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      [–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

      Literally?

      [–]highroadie 1 point2 points ago

      Literally.

      [–]Zaldarr 5 points6 points ago

      I know the person who drew this! I went to school with him. Don't know how to prove this statement though.

      [–]deargodimbored 1 point2 points ago

      Did they draw this to be funny or was he/she batshit nutso?

      [–]Zaldarr 2 points3 points ago

      In class, our group had a very odd sense of humour and drawing fucked up doodles helped pass the time during English and Legal Studies. This was his masterpiece, however.

      [–]BarneyRubble3 19 points20 points ago

      genius

      [–]PartyRocke 24 points25 points ago

      Last time I loved Jesus he raped me

      [–]pween 24 points25 points ago

      last time i got down on my knees to please jesus, i felt his salvation all over my face

      [–]iGilmer 5 points6 points ago

      Communion, motherfucker.

      [–]ra4king 7 points8 points ago

      Cum-union, motherfucker.

      [–]itsasillyplace 3 points4 points ago

      Me gusta

      [–]Nisas 2 points3 points ago

      Show us on the doll where Jesus entered you.

      [–]archibald_tuttle 2 points3 points ago

      As a catholic, I would have to point to my mouth. ಠ_ಠ

      [–]jdk 0 points1 point ago

      Catholic, not even once.

      [–]105Hummel 2 points3 points ago

      There's an original version of this somewhere...

      [–]vipshortbus34 2 points3 points ago

      Seriously, will someone explain? I don't get it.

      [–]Akitoismykitten 1 point2 points ago

      Don't you have like a million "Like if you love Jesus, ignore if you love the devil" things pop up on your newsfeed?

      This... Is how to counter it.

      [–]FUCK_WIZARD 2 points3 points ago

      Holy shit, this is it, this is the very first picture I saw the very first time I went to 4chan in 2004, you just restarted the internet for me.

      [–]juxtaposed11 3 points4 points ago

      Had to like it. Espiritu scrotum.

      [–]SollyBoy 2 points3 points ago

      Domini Patri Fili Espiritu Scrotum. Amennnn

      [–]OMEGAMEGA 4 points5 points ago

      Up vote 666. Felt so........

      Good.

      [–]njwatson32 5 points6 points ago

      Careful. Apple might sue.

      [–]denim-chicken 1 point2 points ago

      is that drawing from the same guy who did the banana comic??

      [–]Drakonis90 1 point2 points ago

      The true test of Faith.

      [–]Dookies1 1 point2 points ago

      Anyone have the link to the 4chan thread where OP had to draw this on his wall?

      [–]Doltron 1 point2 points ago

      Is that... a retarded anthropomorphic apple with an enormous penis and no scrotum wearing panties?

      [–]Ultimate117 1 point2 points ago

      I knew this would be good when I saw the NSFW.

      [–]Colonelwheel 1 point2 points ago

      y'all muthafuckas need jesus

      [–]bigtalltree 1 point2 points ago

      I would love to see this thing walk.

      [–]drjohnson89 1 point2 points ago

      Well shit, I have to do it. After my mom died for not forwarding that chain letter, and I never got my first kiss due to that email from sixth grade, I don't take chances.

      [–]flexbuffchest22 3 points4 points ago

      Insanely Fucking hilarious. I'd share on Fb but my family would have spontaneous heart failure

      [–]WarAndRuin 3 points4 points ago

      I've loved Jesus multiple times

      [–]aRandomDerp 1 point2 points ago

      You, Sir, deserve a medal!

      [–]brutally_honest_fuck 1 point2 points ago

      This is the shit my nightmares are made of.

      [–]MrShawnatron 1 point2 points ago

      Awww, the apple of my eye!

      [–]ESagonow 1 point2 points ago

      Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Great stuff

      [–]audioel 0 points1 point ago

      I think I might have injured myself laughing.

      [–]gbear84 0 points1 point ago

      I love it

      [–]txcapricorn 0 points1 point ago

      I'm going to hell.

      [–]CinLordOfGwynders 0 points1 point ago

      I laughed so goddamn hard. 10/10

      [–]thepoetfromoz 0 points1 point ago

      *like

      [–]SoundsOfLights 0 points1 point ago

      I thought I was done seeing this image when I left 4chan.

      [–]squishyoverlord743 0 points1 point ago

      I would wear that on a shirt everywhere!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      So much like.

      [–]chaopescao 0 points1 point ago

      My brain doesn't know how to feel about this

      [–]jer20084 0 points1 point ago

      I will never be able to look at an apple the same way again

      [–]fenix1432 0 points1 point ago

      I would NEVER eat an apple like that, ever.

      [–]Fartacus_2 0 points1 point ago

      so, which one of us is going to post that on face book and post the results?

      [–]triple_ecks 0 points1 point ago

      Honk if you love or like jesus!

      [–]howardmoon68 0 points1 point ago

      This is the first thing I've seen on here that literally made me say "What the fuck".

      [–]spaceboomer 0 points1 point ago

      facebook'd

      [–]MJB25 0 points1 point ago

      New Apple company logo?

      [–]DrMasterBlaster 0 points1 point ago

      Gives the phrase "whys it called Applejacks if it doesn't taste like apples?"... a whole new meaning.

      [–]toucher 0 points1 point ago

      As a Christian, this is very offensive! Rather than discuss it maturely or simply ignore it, I have no choice but to take to the streets in a violent protest! Makes sense, right? guys?

      Damn... I guess I gotta get a sense of humor now.

      [–]noixeZ 0 points1 point ago

      Fruit of the looms new mascot

      [–]sonickarma 0 points1 point ago

      Seriously considering putting on FB.

      [–]DollaDillz 0 points1 point ago

      do the letters N-S-F-W mean anything to you?

      [–]iamayam 0 points1 point ago

      An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

      [–]BrokeArtMajor 0 points1 point ago

      I was eating an apple.

      I did not stop. It's delicious.

      [–]BarelyIntelligible 0 points1 point ago

      I believe in Jesus even less now that I've had to see this halfway into my apple.

      [–]CHAINSAW_GUTSFUCK 0 points1 point ago

      Immediately posted on my facebook.

      [–]Loafie 0 points1 point ago

      I've never felt like more of a failure than I do knowing that I won't facebook this regardless of how badly I really want to alienate a few aunts.

      [–]lyricalbuddha420 0 points1 point ago

      Is it sad that I totally analyzed this picture? Apple is the forbidden fruit, which the serpent enticed Eve to eat. The serpent in this case is his dick, and the apple has sexual frustrations..which is why he wanted Eve to taste his golden D-elicious.

      [–]prodromic 0 points1 point ago

      shared.

      [–]BundlesOfNoob 0 points1 point ago

      I can't like this. You may have my upvote however

      [–]explainthis_clarissa 0 points1 point ago

      I would still take a bite.

      [–]Falkner09 0 points1 point ago

      I'm just wondering what kind of peeler they used to circumcise an apple.

      [–]bcal125 0 points1 point ago

      I wonder what that apple tastes like ?

      [–]losumi 0 points1 point ago

      had to downvote for the dark lord

      [–]Gareth00144 0 points1 point ago

      What about downvote?

      [–]BaconBombThief 0 points1 point ago

      God loves ugly

      [–]Corrado910815 0 points1 point ago

      ...and if I down vote?

      [–]Nimmy_the_Jim 0 points1 point ago

      This is brilliant I just loled quite a bit

      [–]LadySakuya 0 points1 point ago

      Well hello Satan. :D

      [–]uhrovaltter 0 points1 point ago

      I like the picture, but worship Satan.

      [–]GuildedPickle 0 points1 point ago

      so that's why apples are juicy.....

      [–]wolfman1214 0 points1 point ago

      Put that on a damn shirt, now. We shall all wear them.

      [–]-Rusty-Shackleford- 0 points1 point ago

      It's beautiful.

      [–]hctheman 0 points1 point ago

      Taken out of the facebook of a Christian housewife I suppose?

      [–]CJS14 0 points1 point ago

      Never wanted to be a hung like a pear before. Ahhhh, reddit.

      [–]titsnarse 0 points1 point ago

      it made me say jesus

      [–]Bold_N_ANGRY 0 points1 point ago

      I am convinced the artist of 'Aaahhh! Real Monsters took part in this drawing.

      oh yes, uh... bitch ass hoes!

      [–]smellthyscrote 0 points1 point ago

      This is just awesome! I want to post it on FB and watch to see who likes it.

      [–]thePrecipiceTheory 0 points1 point ago

      This is possibly one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen

      [–]deja-vu-comment -5 points-4 points ago

      He's the apple of his mother's eye!

      .

      [–]Desinvolture 4 points5 points ago

      ^ That's a bot

      [–]Thick_Is_Beautiful -1 points0 points ago

      He's wearing women's underwear.

      [–]ANDYBIERSACK 0 points1 point ago

      So.

      [–]Thick_Is_Beautiful 0 points1 point ago

      Well nobody commented on that yet, so I just wanted to point it out just in case people didn't notice.

      [–]Muffin_guy -4 points-3 points ago

      my brain is trying to comprehend what's happening but failing... oh wait, i'm on reddit... carry on

      [–]FormalCheese -2 points-1 points ago

      "Like if you liked this."

      [–]EnergyFX -2 points-1 points ago

      What the god hell did I just appreciate?

      [–]ThatGuy482 -2 points-1 points ago

      Thank god i don't love jesus.

      [–]iamandrewhall -2 points-1 points ago

      i think reddit shouldn't allow nsfw on the front page. I know the majority of you will disagree with me, but I don't care. It just has to be said. If someone wants to seek out crap like this, they can VERY easily. No need to put it on the 'front page of the internet'.

      [–]slowy 2 points3 points ago

      That would require someone intervenening in what makes it to the front-page, rather than user votes. If you don't want to see nsfw stuff, don't click on things with a nsfw tag. Preeeettty straightforward actually. Maybe unsubscribe from r/wtf as well.

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