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[–]CowSarlacc 28 points29 points ago

She should probably have drank more water.

[–]trauma_kmart -1 points0 points ago

But when you drink too much water, the piss turns watery and has no color.

[–]Frogging101 3 points4 points ago

Exactly. That's how it's supposed to look.

[–]ThatsSciencetastic -3 points-2 points ago

Urine is waste. The darker the color the more unwanted stuff is passing through your body.

[–]Scotty_Supernova 10 points11 points ago

Is this from the Spirit Newspaper in Philly?

[–]wheresmyperry 4 points5 points ago

I think so.

[–]Scotty_Supernova 1 point2 points ago

I deliver them to their offices every week.

Apparently, having them printed 200 miles away and paying the delivery charge is cheaper than what they could be printed down there.

[–]mikethegreek 0 points1 point ago

They have done that everywhere in the past 5 years or so, outsourcing news print.. It's kinda bullshit because if you wanna read about your community and support it then it should be supporting your community by employing them..

[–]Scotty_Supernova 0 points1 point ago

I agree with you totally, but on the same token I wouldn't have the job I do of it wasn't for commercial printing jobs like that paper.

In the 6 years I've been at the paper I work for now, I've seen circulation numbers fall through the floor. There is a major university here with a what used to be prestigious football program, when I started Sunday numbers after a home game would be over 32,000, now they are lucky to be putting 27,000 out. Without the jobs we print that aren't our own publication, we'd be closing our doors in a hurry.

[–]waxdoor 2 points3 points ago

Heyooo! That's my neighborhood!

[–]always8bit 1 point2 points ago

YES! I swear she lived near me!!

[–]iGeorgek 8 points9 points ago

i thought this was port richmond as in port richmond staten island but i guess not

[–]kill-t 6 points7 points ago

shaolin style

[–]Shleepingbuddah 3 points4 points ago

Wouldn't know as I stopped getting the pathetic excuse of a news source otherwise known as the Advance delivered...

[–]Windows_98 0 points1 point ago

My first thought too.

[–]Btrowbri1 19 points20 points ago

That's a piss poor attitude.

[–]Shitty_Reply_Fairy 5 points6 points ago

Don't chastise that woman. Urine way over your head.

[–]slickswitch -2 points-1 points ago

Full of piss and vinigar this one is.

[–]Thewizard36 -1 points0 points ago

Shhhh. You're going to make her pissed.

[–]slickswitch 4 points5 points ago

Look on the bright side Grandma...at least urine the newspaper!

[–]derekkered37 3 points4 points ago

Stay gold, Marygirl

[–]ForgotMyself 1 point2 points ago

This is some damn honest reporting.

[–]IRSoup 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like someone needs to have a higher water intake.

[–]nothinbutnet376 0 points1 point ago

What kind of article was this person writing??

[–]NothingButMammals 0 points1 point ago

i lol'd more at the title than i did the picture..

[–]vigman 2 points3 points ago

"I can't see, I can't pee. I can't chew, I can't screw. My memory shrinks, My hearing stinks. No sense of smell, I look like hell. My body is drooping, I have trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last, The golden years can kiss my ass!"

[–]The_Party_is_Here 0 points1 point ago

My grandma used to say that all the time. "The only thing golden about the golden years is your piss." RIP Grandma Noel <3

[–]drunk_dean_martin 0 points1 point ago

confession bear?

[–]P_E_N_l_S 0 points1 point ago

[–]R3ap3r973 0 points1 point ago

Mary Saybolt aka Miles Davis.

[–]purplecat3 0 points1 point ago

I know exactly where that picture was taken, so cool

[–]weezermc78 0 points1 point ago

That's too funny.

[–]bloodhorde -2 points-1 points ago

showers