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[–]danrennt98 74 points75 points ago

Great now every costume is going to be a door this year.

[–]yummyummers 44 points45 points ago

Makes me hinge.

[–]crusader86 3 points4 points ago

That was kind of wooden.

[–]letmetellyouhowitis 0 points1 point ago

don't be closed minded now...

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 9 points10 points ago

I wouldn't count on it. This is posted every year.

[–]54321Blast0ff 1 point2 points ago

Yup, get ready for a re-post fest on this one all month long.

[–]RexL2 0 points1 point ago

at least it'll be adoorable

[–]CrazyGoNutz 27 points28 points ago

Do you live in Soviet Russia?

[–]escapist11 6 points7 points ago

In USSR, treaters trick you?

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 3 points4 points ago

trickers treat you.

[–]mardfet 17 points18 points ago

Whew! For a second I thought this wouldn't get reposted this halloween!

[–]jKnox 16 points17 points ago

Not everyone has seen this before. At least OP is posting it in the relevant month.

[–]Wetmelon 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, never seen this one.

[–]jcroucher56 1 point2 points ago

I've been planning this for over a year now. I wanted to do it last year, but I couldn't find a door in time. I ended up being Saran Wrap Man, instead.

[–]tchoob 1 point2 points ago

I've done this. Except it wasn't halloween and we just yelled "Reverse trick or treat!" Most people were scared and didn't take the candy.

I just wish I had taken more pictures than our only costume.

[–]joeperudo 5 points6 points ago

I am going to do this. Thank you!

[–]stamos99 30 points31 points ago

No, No No. You probably won't, as cool as it would be.

[–]joeperudo 8 points9 points ago

Do you have a door or old lady clothes I can borrow?

[–]jackcatalyst 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure someone can dig some up for you.

[–]jmb1406 0 points1 point ago

I have some clothes you can use. They smell a bit like rotted corpse, but some febreeze should do the trick.

[–]mackpack 2 points3 points ago

Old people logic

[–]do_hickey 5 points6 points ago

The first time I read this comic I was probably somewhere between being a sperm cell and being a zygote. Congrats on reposting this comic for what is probably the 100th time.

[–]JayGatsby727 60 points61 points ago

Congratulations. I, myself, have never seen it, so I appreciate OP's post.

[–]eduardog3000 8 points9 points ago

I've seen it before, but I still enjoyed it this time.

[–]IRSoup 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations.

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[–]Nerfherder32 5 points6 points ago

At least the post wasn't about fucking Christmas (or other holidays later in the year)

[–]saguad[S] -1 points0 points ago

i didn't know it was a repost, sorry.

[–]Justavian -1 points0 points ago

If you do this on Halloween, won't the kids be out doing their own trick-or-treating? The parents might be mildly amused, but some of the magic would be lost.

[–]trollzor18 -1 points0 points ago

I was going to do this with a group of friends!! Dammit! Now it will just be one big repost:(

[–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point ago

It already is.

[–]KingTyr 0 points1 point ago

That's too meta to not be the best Halloween costume ever.

[–]solo_riff -1 points0 points ago

But why isn't the kid out trick or treating?

[–]lol_panda -1 points0 points ago

Have I stumbled upon the origin of this tale I have heard across the Internet?!

[–]MoogyOne 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuckballs, have it gone so far that people don't even bother reposting the original pictures anymore.

Comics have their place, but why bother making one when there are actual fucking pictures from the fucking story your telling.

[–]Slackershock 1 point2 points ago

I have a door. You may borrow it.

[–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

Submitted 26 hours ago? more like 3 weeks ago.