all 99 comments

[–]btgarner 18 points19 points ago

He appears to be too short.

[–]MadCap1987 11 points12 points ago

He's the most commited ymca biker dude I've ever seen.

Plus, when you drive around like that, every journey is a celebration. YAAAAY! \o/

[–]My_Name_Isnt_Steve 7 points8 points ago

\o/ STEVE HOLT!

[–]mohawk75 0 points1 point ago

\o/ BEATRICE!

[–]Dracomantis 7 points8 points ago

Nope, look at the size of the cars ect.

He is a regular sized guy, just with the worlds smallest penis.

[–]fingers58 11 points12 points ago

They don't call them "ape hangers" for nothing!!!!

[–]Diffusional 16 points17 points ago

Seriously? I think you're overcompensating a little with ten exclamation marks for a guy riding a bike with larger than normal handlebars.

[–]larabar 4 points5 points ago

[–]electricutor 4 points5 points ago

Naa, he's just doing what his ancestors did.

[–]larabar 1 point2 points ago

That is so interesting. I knew that orangutans used a variety of tools, but I had no idea that they used punctuation.

[–]electricutor 0 points1 point ago

I see my mistake here :) I think it suits them both.

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 1 point2 points ago

10? Yup, it's good.

[–]tubbadog 5 points6 points ago

This looks exhausting

[–]Mickeymousears 5 points6 points ago

so he can pretty much just go straight, right?

[–]Overglock 0 points1 point ago

No, no, just straight.

[–]CHAAAZZZZ 3 points4 points ago

Itty bitty penis

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 1 point2 points ago

how small is it?

[–]Mudboner 13 points14 points ago

as a motorcycle rider, that is so not safe.

[–]zombies8mybrain 2 points3 points ago

Was going to say this, how the hell do you have any kind of control like this?

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 3 points4 points ago

You really don't.

[–]MrNameless -4 points-3 points ago

Because you don't really steer with the handle bars so much as you lean with the bike. On the road, the only purpose those bars serve is to steady the bike. Otherwise, they're there to turn at stops and the like. For that purpose, I imagine it wouldn't be too difficult.

Though, it still looks silly as Hell and would probably tire the arms out. So while control really isn't an issue, it would certainly be extremely unsafe.

[–]monstercablessuck 3 points4 points ago

The lean of the bike is induced by the handlebars. You don't just lean your body and hope that the bike follows. It doesn't work that way.

[–]23_47 0 points1 point ago

I guess you don't ride.

[–]TheHeinous_Anus -1 points0 points ago

Try to steer a bike without allowing the handle bars to move at all. Weight distribution can only change your path so much. As for steadying the bike, gravity and gyroscopic forces do the trick. I'm just trying to think of how he has any reasonable throttle control with fully extended arms like that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

He'd have to twist at the waist. Maybe he felt that his shoulders, bi's and tri's were jacked enough from his regular bike, so he decided to get one that would work his core?

Either that or he's a fucking idiot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Guy's probably got pipes loud enough to damage his hearing permanently. I doubt he cares.

[–]nordpol 7 points8 points ago

stinky armpits

[–]Gippy88 2 points3 points ago

someone please photoshop the handlebars into smaller normal ones and leave his arms up.

[–]bullhonke 2 points3 points ago

This dude lives about 20 miles from me.. I've seen him ride this thing everywhere. It's pretty crazy.

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 2 points3 points ago

You should see if you can follow him to his pirate cave and steal his parrot.

[–]oldebleu 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this dude around too. Fist pump.

[–]shadowman3001 2 points3 points ago

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 2 points3 points ago

There's no need for more than one exclamation point. Now you're just overly eager and excited for the picture.

[–]great_gape 1 point2 points ago

Just monkeying around.

[–]dirtymoney 2 points3 points ago

looks incredibly uncomfortable.

[–]allygirl67 2 points3 points ago

It appears to say on the sign that this is in Missouri. If so, he was probably heading to Bikes, Blues, and BBQ in Fayetteville, AR. i live near there and there were tons of strange motorcycles from all over passing through. This is not even one of the weirdest ones.

[–]NomMon5ter 2 points3 points ago

Now THOSE are 'Ape Hanger' handlebars!!!

[–]bullhonke 2 points3 points ago

This guy lives near me (as I said in another comment), the story I have always heard about this guy is that he adds another inch to the bars and exhaust for every year he stays sober.

[–]themainingredient420 1 point2 points ago

sma;; penis

[–]AnAngryPirate 1 point2 points ago

I swear to science the entire time he's riding he's just shouting "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[–]jphiffer 2 points3 points ago

Whatever it is, he's going to the Dept. of Transportation to figure it out.

[–]RealStyrofom 2 points3 points ago

Absolutely nothing

[–]MickeyWallace 1 point2 points ago

Roller coaster syndrome

[–]srredfire 1 point2 points ago

\o/

[–]potatopat 2 points3 points ago

Bikers started getting those handlebars when townies, rival gangs, what have you would hang lines across the road to kill, maim or really fuck the day up for any bike unfortunate to ride into them. The ape hangers protect the biker from these traps

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

but not from ridicule

[–]dudecandrum 2 points3 points ago

Insecure about his manhood, that's all. Just let him be.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Can't afford deodorant.

[–]vGrdifyer 4 points5 points ago

This might do better in r/funny. It's not really WTF-material, it's just a guy with a kinda stupid motorcycle.

[–]blackmaxlbz 1 point2 points ago

Needs more chrome

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 0 points1 point ago

and more parrot.

[–]Fearlessleader85 -1 points0 points ago

It's not that weird once you realize that it's Richard Nixon.

[–]gokukillnaruto 1 point2 points ago

whats wrong with you!

[–]farkner 0 points1 point ago

He is a statistic just waiting to happen

[–]Hax0r101 1 point2 points ago

Looks shopped.

[–]FRESH_WAVE 1 point2 points ago

Absolutely nothing!

[–]i8Rout 1 point2 points ago

first off, his bike is yellow, yikes!!!

[–]djmoonbass 1 point2 points ago

i dont get bikers that do that. how the fuck is that comfortable?

[–]owenstumor 1 point2 points ago

That looks photoshoppy.

[–]Astralwizerdd 1 point2 points ago

Haven't you ever wanted to go down a highway going "WEEEE!!!" the entire way?

[–]NurdInACan 1 point2 points ago

Nothing, he feels like a total boss all the time and is probably very successful.

[–]Cahmile 1 point2 points ago

weeeeeeeeeeee

[–]emma2339 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how often his arms fall asleep

[–]Loser_Dot_Com 1 point2 points ago

nothing he's awesome!!

[–]jrwreno 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps this mans armpits are always wet? Air drying?

[–]TheCarolingian 1 point2 points ago

There is nothing wrong with this guy, nothing that a corner or any sort of manoeuvre won't fix in a few moments....

[–]TGTrain 1 point2 points ago

Wario lost some weight

[–]osohead 1 point2 points ago

Never go full retarded.

[–]Hecubus114 1 point2 points ago

mobile version of "come at me bro!"

[–]Carrotsandstuff 1 point2 points ago

He looks like he's trying to get a back workout in.

[–]trollinby 1 point2 points ago

The handle bars for this bike is too damn high.

[–]kingsniff 1 point2 points ago

But but won't his arms get tired?

[–]a_rascal_king 1 point2 points ago

Wait. No clutch lever? I'm bad at identifying bikes, but it doesn't look like any of the automatic bikes that I know of.

[–]squall86drk 1 point2 points ago

It's like he's screaming "FUCK YEAH, WHOOOO HOOOO" all the time.

[–]monstercablessuck 1 point2 points ago

That's like saggin pants for bikers.

[–]thepolishcamera 1 point2 points ago

I wanted to down vote it because of how ugly/dumb that is. But, fuck it. You get an up vote.

[–]CHACHI_BONGS 1 point2 points ago

back in the day, people would do stupid shit for fun.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Suzuki Boulevard?

Usually attention seeking douches like that ride 'murican. Weird.

[–]tagard04 1 point2 points ago

I bet his dick is huge.. Not

[–]DenverDave 0 points1 point ago

Looks like an accident waiting to happen. First time he needs to swerve to avoid something.

[–]midnightsweetie 3 points4 points ago

Small weiner. Nuff said

[–]HaloWarLord711 -1 points0 points ago

Well someone is compensating for something

[–]Ent_angled 0 points1 point ago

Riding like a boss.

[–]KittyWitty 1 point2 points ago

Because that is totally a safe way to ride a motorcyle!

[–]PorkSpyder 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit it's Jesus!

[–]jfc320 0 points1 point ago

Murica'

[–]Buhnanah 0 points1 point ago

This is illegal. The bars have to be at most shoulder height.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

This in't WTF at all

[–]daniellastrachan -1 points0 points ago

"whats wrong with this guy?!" I think you'll find that that question should really be "what isn't awesome about this guy?!" but seriously, that dude is cool. (also a bit of an idiot)

[–]Bettynurse -1 points0 points ago

Omg!! Can't stop laughing!!! They see me rollin

[–]Thundahawk -1 points0 points ago

those are completely illegal

[–]MechaBeck 3 points4 points ago

Depends on the state.

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 2 points3 points ago

Well, so is speeding, unbaffled exhaust pipes, changing lanes without signaling, and rolling through a stop sign. Your point is?

[–]bullhonke -2 points-1 points ago

Not illegal.

[–]Rasega -1 points0 points ago

That shits faker than a pornstars tits.

[–]riptaway -3 points-2 points ago

Thought I was on facebook for a second looking at some retarded teenage girl's status with all those exclamation point. God reddit has gone downhill