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[–]sgntpepper03 467 points468 points ago

Zombie?

[–]Random_Noob 238 points239 points ago

Eating Spaghetti.

[–]sychotix 26 points27 points ago

Moms spaghetti...

[–]PinkPluto 19 points20 points ago

Knees weed, arms are hairy.

[–]Freekingepic 35 points36 points ago

Vomit on his spaghetti, mom's spaghetti

[–]rdbd 7 points8 points ago

I forgot what I wrote down...

[–]Radishing 5 points6 points ago

The whole town goes so loud...

[–]SaintAckbar 7 points8 points ago

He opens his mouth. Mom's spaghetti.

[–]doritoclock 4 points5 points ago

Snap back to reality, there goes spaghetti.

[–]_as_a_kite 1 point2 points ago

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti

[–]moop44 84 points85 points ago

[–]HippoxDragon 23 points24 points ago

SPAGHETTI!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[–]MOAR_KRABS 25 points26 points ago

I wanna be called spaghetti.

[–]masterofstuff328 18 points19 points ago

Fine, you're Spaghetti. I don't care.

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 12 points13 points ago

i think i'm gonna rape you.

[–]JustHappyToLurk 2 points3 points ago

God fucking damnit i love me some aquateen

[–]pbjghost 1 point2 points ago

You got hair on your feet like mine.

[–]TypicalRunOfTheMill 33 points34 points ago

[–]cynicroute 3 points4 points ago

Yikes, I watched that for too long.

[–]ScaredKitty 2 points3 points ago

I kept waiting for something else to happen...

[–]Brainfilteresin 6 points7 points ago

I'm stoned, very stoned in fact. How do I know this? Because I just watched all ten minutes of that and I'm still laughing and I have no idea why. Oh wait, I know why, because I'm really fucking high.

[–]Cryptan 16 points17 points ago

Ah... it's ten hours long. I think you are fibbing just a bit.

[–]chillinillin 3 points4 points ago

you can never trust a stoner. pass me that blunt cryptan

[–]lostrock 10 points11 points ago

[–]voltaek 63 points64 points ago

He likes turtles.

[–]AuxiliaryPriest 11 points12 points ago

He was promoting the Arizona Zombie Walk on Friday

[–]sarahgogo 222 points223 points ago

Upper right hand corner

[–]sgntpepper03 139 points140 points ago

Yes, I know I'm just wondering why?

[–]yeahHedid 372 points373 points ago

probably came in contact with another Zombie.

[–]joshjje 43 points44 points ago

Hes the first one.

[–]english- 38 points39 points ago

Surely that would make him the second...

[–]waffleninja 20 points21 points ago

Then who was the first?

[–]rackgen 33 points34 points ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]BlatantBongRip 17 points18 points ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]jthei 14 points15 points ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]Kroz_McD 0 points1 point ago

It is time to stop now Mac!

[–]HalpBogs 29 points30 points ago

I like turtles.

[–]Koin- 11 points12 points ago

Why not?

[–]CoffinRehersal 3 points4 points ago

I'm going to wager a guess and say it has something to do with Halloween.

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 11 points12 points ago

Halloween is in 4 weeks.

[–]nhuff90 10 points11 points ago

Have you not seen the ridiculous amount of Halloween posts on reddit lately? It seems no body cares and Halloween is the entire month of October!

[–]IFellinLava 2 points3 points ago

It seems its kinda turning into a month long thing. I don't mind though.

[–]Andewz111 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a zombie version of the Yao Ming meme.

[–]loveypower 301 points302 points ago

i am in love with that cat.

[–]lovetothefire 158 points159 points ago

I laugh every single time I see it. And sometimes even if I just think about it.

[–]lisichka0430 49 points50 points ago

I sometimes think about in class or at work and I just giggle silently to myself. It makes me so happy

[–]LoveOfProfit 26 points27 points ago

Especially when I'm on Reddit and I actually see a picture of it. Like right now.

[–]ArchieMoses 35 points36 points ago

Like right meow.

[–]leeshapwnz 24 points25 points ago

This is likely my favorite cat on all the interwebs.

[–]jeexbit 14 points15 points ago

Never forget Pinky.

[–]loveypower 2 points3 points ago

ouch

[–]zombiebunnie 13 points14 points ago

Not lilbub who is a freak of nature and never grew teeth?

[–]mannac 2 points3 points ago

Me too. I set it as the background on my phone and a week later it still gets me!

[–]ccbchicago 4 points5 points ago

Me too. I also love the YouTube videos.

[–]FluffyPuddles 193 points194 points ago

Every time I see this cat, I get the feeling he reminds me of someone and it just hit me: Steve Buscemi.

[–]tloftxj 184 points185 points ago

[–]Irish_Confetti 173 points174 points ago

Now that's a nice fuckin' kitty.

[–]Axons 66 points67 points ago

Fuck off Bubbles you said I could have him to guard my fucking dope plants.

[–]IncognitoDopeAccount 68 points69 points ago

A dope trailer is no fuckin' place for a kitty cat!

[–]chillinillin 10 points11 points ago

pretend like you know me

[–]bigbadderfdog 21 points22 points ago

Fuck you Lahey and put a fuckin shirt on Randy.

[–]KingofCraigland 22 points23 points ago

[–]coronawithlime 2 points3 points ago

OMG! hahaha dude that's some crazy shit. good catch

[–]notevenremotely 112 points113 points ago

[–]bureX 15 points16 points ago

"Aww... you know, just funny lookin' "

[–]joshgeek 2 points3 points ago

Funniest damn line in Fargo. Goddamn that's a good flick. I just might have to watch it again soon.

[–]dont_stop_the_party 1 point2 points ago

My favorite movie. Ever. Now I wanna watch it again soon. It's my getting ready for winter movie.

[–]DrWinstonOBoogie 2 points3 points ago

"The other one looked like the Marlborough man, but maybe that because he smoked Marlborough"

[–]KatzIncorporated 13 points14 points ago

I see Ron Swanson.

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 31 points32 points ago

of course you do, this is reddit, everyone looks like ron swanson to you

[–]KatzIncorporated 7 points8 points ago

Are you Ron Swanson?

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 13 points14 points ago

yes, now bend over

[–]CoffeeFox 42 points43 points ago

/r/tardcat for the lazy.

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 58 points59 points ago

Just saw this one on there. I'm still trying to breathe through the laughter.

[–]gotezula 2 points3 points ago

aaaaaaaaaand subscribed

[–]throwaweight123 205 points206 points ago

[–]stoopdapoop 1 point2 points ago

She's not even old enough to need botox.

That's not a botox frown.

This girl looks younger than 30.

I don't even.

[–]basil_fresh 8 points9 points ago

Thank you for that.

[–]professorfox 22 points23 points ago

I think we should stop making Greg come to work. He died two months ago, let him rest

[–]doe_a_deer 58 points59 points ago

can someone do a faceswap with the cat and the zombie?

[–]HelloooDair 64 points65 points ago

No, but I can give you this. http://i.imgur.com/9QGOq.jpg

[–]arghdos 1 point2 points ago

I think I love you

[–]jogalleciez 5 points6 points ago

So what am I so afraid of?

[–]heyitsgarrett 56 points57 points ago

[–]sinlad 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for actually doing it

[–]redditballs 331 points332 points ago

[–]pungkow 52 points53 points ago

/r/shittyphotoshop awaits, my friend.

[–]redditballs 9 points10 points ago

I'm sure it belongs there

[–]CaptainTater 27 points28 points ago

I'm not proud, but I gave it my best shot.

[–]StewieBanana 113 points114 points ago

The pregnant one and the girl are the only ones that actually look grumpy. Everyone else looks like they're trying to make a frowny face but still look attractive. Vain motherfuckers.

[–]vnkid 39 points40 points ago

The girl looks like she's crying to me, actually...

Also, ducks everywhere...

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

I really hope she's pregnant

[–]iwouldntifiwereyou 5 points6 points ago

especially the zombie

[–]jack12354 3 points4 points ago

The guy with the blue tie just looks like he just realized that he shouldn't have trusted that fart.

[–]lordficron 2 points3 points ago

The pregnant one and the girl

Fascinating

(edit) I just looked at the picture again and realized there is a little girl in the picture. My mind interpreted her as just an ugly reporter the first time

[–]Lunchable_ 34 points35 points ago

This tard is taking over

[–]sir_wooly_merkins 16 points17 points ago

& in the year of Potato, the reign of Ching Chong Conductor did end.

[–]taeee 29 points30 points ago

the little girl nailed it. the rest are awful. except the zombie. he's just awesome because he's a zombie.

[–]nwsreddit 9 points10 points ago

She just looks sad, none of them nailed it.

[–]t3hdoct0r 32 points33 points ago

Tard, get out of that news room. What are you even doing in a news room? You can't read a teleprompter.

[–]the_cdl 33 points34 points ago

I'd like to go bumper to bumper with her if you know what I mean! Yeeaaaa!

[–]nwsreddit 13 points14 points ago

I'm guessing sex but that's meeting you more than halfway.

[–]Onelouder 21 points22 points ago

She can rear end me anytime.

Wait....no that's right.

[–]ManWithDominantClaw 0 points1 point ago

...and even though she's not Arizona-born, Nadine definitely roots for the Sun Devils.

"Madam! I am a solar demon requiring copulation and have been informed you'd adhere to my request.

I'd also really like it if you read the traffic while we did it."

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[–]Volden 47 points48 points ago

[–]MrNiceWatchBro 8 points9 points ago

Milk was a bad choice…

[–]acgage 8 points9 points ago

Why the hell is that man purple?

[–]StewieBanana 19 points20 points ago

He's choking. Everyone seems to think he's joking around.

[–]iHazAnAutism 31 points32 points ago

Who's that fat news reporter? I'm gonna write her a letter.

[–]BLARG13 3 points4 points ago

Looks like Tard is a celebrity. He has his own fb page as well.

https://www.facebook.com/TardTheCat?ref=ts&fref=ts

[–]outloudkat 7 points8 points ago

OMG I am in LOVE with this cat. I can barely contain myself over here.

[–]CFritZ 13 points14 points ago

I don't know why but when I saw the zombie guy, I immediately thought of this.

[–]mrpickles 3 points4 points ago

What's with Frankenstein in the top right?

[–]TierbyFive 2 points3 points ago

I love that news now just means "what reddit is doing" Wish they would just do away with local news and play a reddit feed, cut out the middle man

[–]ArbitraryPerseveranc 2 points3 points ago

Woman in pink looks pissed off

Guy on bottom right looks angry/disgusted

little girl looks like she's crying

There is a zombie for some reason

Guy on top left looks like he's trying to 'look sexy' but failing.

Woman on bottom left looks like she's mixing sexy eyes with pouty face.

And then there's the little cat that looks depressed. He's probably held almost every moment of the day, unable to get any time to himself, or to even walk around. Held on the couch against his will, grabbed and re-seated every time he tries to move, then when he thinks he has a break, the little girl grabs him and wraps him in a blanket and falls asleep holding him, so he sits there, silently suffering in silence during the long hours of the night. His only delight being the delicious canned cat food he gets in the morning, the only thing that put a smile on his face, until one day he arrived to find cheap hard food in his bowl. The mother wants to save money, so she cut the cat food budget. Now he's got nothing to live for other than the hope that one day, he'll be allowed to escape.

[–]towski 11 points12 points ago

Someone needs to put McKayla in here too

[–]Gnet20 0 points1 point ago

how is this news!?!?!?!?

[–]SpaceInvaderade 2 points3 points ago

Looks like the wackiest news team ever

[–]wyattz 2 points3 points ago

Is that Molly Shannon in pink?

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[–]JAEitler 1 point2 points ago

Guy in the upper right hand grumpy because he was bludgeoned with a dirty baseball bat before coming to work.

[–]Not_SlenderMan 2 points3 points ago

I'd be pretty grumpy too if i had to stand next to a smelly zombie for a picture.

[–]dagot_123 1 point2 points ago

the little girl looks like she has a meth problem

[–]cactuscatcactus 1 point2 points ago

WAIT, grumpy cat is from Phoenix? I am happy knowing that I live in the same state as this cat... I should get off the internet now.

[–]racnee 2 points3 points ago

Botox girl on the left

[–]EFpointe 0 points1 point ago

Oh man that girl on the left has got some great DSL's

[–]asldkfououhe 1 point2 points ago

"tardcat"? how tasteful

reddit is shit

[–]plowerd 1 point2 points ago

Because every news room needs a zombie!

[–]CTSnicky 0 points1 point ago

They guy in the bottom right looks more confused the grumpy.

[–]epsilis -1 points0 points ago

Whats with the guy in the top right? Looks like he's had his face kicked around.

[–]Getjac -1 points0 points ago

This looks like it would make a terrible sitcom.

[–]serajene00 1 point2 points ago

It kind of looks like that little girl was crying... Who the hell is that girl anyway?

[–]koprivamedia 0 points1 point ago

Hey look! A relevant TV news crew!

[–]JimDandy63 1 point2 points ago

That poor baby:) She is so adorable

[–]Tantricphoton 0 points1 point ago

nick offerman is doing the news now?

[–]moop44 0 points1 point ago

You need more karma train.

[–]redmachined 0 points1 point ago

This is from KPHO, the CBS affiliate here in Phoenix.

The zombie is weatherman-turned-morning host Paul Horton. He's a great dude.

[–]jamdaman 0 points1 point ago

Sad seems to equal grumpy for most of these people...except for the guy on the right who apparently equates it to disgust....

[–]CndConnection 1 point2 points ago

God damn it! I want that fucking cat!

Jesus I'm just like Giovanni Ribisi in Ted! I want that damn cat!

[–]hobo_shinobi 0 points1 point ago

I mean, yeah, that cat is cute and all but is it news? From meme to newsroom in about a month...this cat is more famous that every other supposed meme celebrity out there now.

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

Absolutely love his little face.

[–]MasturbationTime 1 point2 points ago

welp.

[–]scratchyballs 0 points1 point ago

Hey.. there's a zombie in your picture...

[–]gunslingerroland 1 point2 points ago

What's Louis Litt of Suits doing on the far right?

[–]KissMyCockImAVirgin 0 points1 point ago

Can we get a pic of what must Tard's adorabelelej]sdfij sodfnjds fkm sdfvcsteeemy poo sdf;lknsd fnasdfsndnfsadofiejw

[–]foreveryoungster 0 points1 point ago

Are we just ignoring the fact that the guy in the back right has zombie makeup on or something?

[–]cupcakedemon 0 points1 point ago

Why is that dude all purple

[–]Big_McLargeHuge42 0 points1 point ago

im sorry we said grumpy, not constipated

[–]intensely_human 0 points1 point ago

That guy in the back doesn't look so good

[–]Bigsneakysnake 1 point2 points ago

I find that cat oddly adorable.

[–]sid2112 1 point2 points ago

Where is that local station, I want to move there.

[–]SebSebSeb 0 points1 point ago

This cat looks grumpy because it was born with dwarfism. I like to image it is human, and all these people are on TV making faces mocking a little person...

[–]jayjun21 1 point2 points ago

Awesome cat.

Her owner is easy on the eyes as well.

[–]grex88 0 points1 point ago

Where's Pokey?

[–]sparty_party 0 points1 point ago

The woman holding Tard has the face down

[–]AhFuuuu 0 points1 point ago

That guy on the right has gigantic head.

[–]iamnullnvoid 0 points1 point ago

It's like "Am I doing this right" before photoshop!

[–]Gamer_ely 1 point2 points ago

I love this freaking cat so much

[–]LesaneCrooks 0 points1 point ago

Who are the owners in this pic?

[–]TeamOtter 1 point2 points ago

Why is there a... zombie?! In the picture?

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

Honey Boo Boo lost some weight it seems.

[–]meme5 0 points1 point ago

Is this a TV show or an actual news outlet. It is hard to tell.

[–]Mullagain 1 point2 points ago

How can they all be so awful at making the grumpy face?

[–]hubilation 1 point2 points ago

wait, grumpy cat is from Arizona?

[–]rogaldorn 0 points1 point ago

Wait, grumpy cat wasn't photoshoped? This makes it much better.

[–]paralitix 0 points1 point ago

okay, I've had enough by now and I have to finally ask... Is that a real fucking cat?!?! I mean... unphotoshopped and all?

[–]buckcub 0 points1 point ago

I'd watch this sitcom.

[–]dalailama 0 points1 point ago

HILARIOUS

[–]wakejedi 0 points1 point ago

Sad that the news has come to this....

[–]Shadow08 0 points1 point ago

Zombie?

[–]SonofSin17 0 points1 point ago

r/tardcat? I'm subscribing

[–]djmachx 0 points1 point ago

Hot blonde preggo girl with the legit sexy bitchy look and giant knockers is single!!!! (Well, no ring...)

[–]ndewhurst 0 points1 point ago

"Hey Jim, come here, we're going to take a photo!."

"Yea, just gotta use the bathroom real quick."

"..No, Jim.. Now! And make a frown face."

[–]jutct 1 point2 points ago

4/8 would bang

[–]7heCrim 0 points1 point ago

I need even more of this cat

[–]ManofToast 0 points1 point ago

He's got his own subreddt now?

[–]who-said-that 0 points1 point ago

I have only one thing to say: only in 'MERICA

[–]mr_nuggets 1 point2 points ago

I f-ing love this crazy cat.

[–]labelkills1331 1 point2 points ago

Who's the dead beat in the upper right?

[–]PhotoshopMogul[!] 0 points1 point ago

[–]JoeyisSpiderman 0 points1 point ago

Zombie guy?

[–]Chownado 0 points1 point ago

Who beat the shit out of the weatherman?

[–]redditthang 0 points1 point ago

Some one please face swap the little girl with the cat. I think it would work and I am terrible at doing that stuff.

[–]Dr__Reddit 0 points1 point ago

Must.resist.urge.to.not.fap.to.fapworthygirl.on.the.left... FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

[–]JakalDX 0 points1 point ago

I know it's completely stating the obvious at this point, but that cat looks so grumpy!

[–]meeu 0 points1 point ago

I bet those are all really photogenic people but they look fugly frowning.

:)

[–]emyhT_nitsuJ 0 points1 point ago

Feline Ron Swanson

[–]DisterDan 0 points1 point ago

FACE SWAP WITH THE CAT!

[–]Marchemalheur 0 points1 point ago

The girl holding the cat looks like Cersei Lannister.

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

I wish my cat was awesome.

[–]coldvault 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what any of this is.

[–]mikeramey1 0 points1 point ago

I used to work with Katie Baker. Nice picture!

[–]s0iled 0 points1 point ago

was hoping for more face swaps

[–]sageof8reath 0 points1 point ago

I can only imagine what goes through his head while unknowingly being surrounded by a group of people imitating his face.

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 0 points1 point ago

I have discovered /r/tardcat. Thank you...this is magical.

[–]sealole 0 points1 point ago

TIL /r/tardcat is a thing