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62 knows what's up (i.imgur.com)

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[–]hailmary2pac 150 points151 points ago

93 looks like he just finished.

[–]Notloc24 74 points75 points ago

I for one dont look like that when i finish. I look more like I just ran a marathon and won a slapping contest with a 900 lb. gorilla

[–]SmokeyDBear 14 points15 points ago

won?

[–]Telid 42 points43 points ago

He used his fapping arm.

[–]GuessWhoGotLaid 19 points20 points ago

My right arm is stronger than my left arm!

[–]YesItIsTrue 4 points5 points ago

http://imgur.com/WMG6e

[–]Tokumaru 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, man, that looks pretty 'shopped.

And I would know. I've seen a lot of pixels in my day.

[–]RiPotato 16 points17 points ago

Go away Tryndamere

[–]philmarcracken 0 points1 point ago

upvote for the Barbarian King

[–]AceFrhly 3 points4 points ago

You shouldn't hit women though

[–]ninjaiwarrior 13 points14 points ago

It's rare to capture the moment when a boy becomes a man. For 93, this was that moment.

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    [–]James-VZ 184 points185 points ago

    This entire thread so far: http://i.imgur.com/j0Bdu.jpg

    [–]Scarbane 56 points57 points ago

    "Srsly, if I ever get laid, it will NOT be with her.

    I won't allow it."

    [–]Trondolay 20 points21 points ago

    Is that Rainn Wilson?

    [–]backdora_da_explora 0 points1 point ago

    False. It is black bears.

    [–]Helpfulandattractive 7 points8 points ago

    Even though I look nothing like that gentleman... I feel like I would look just like him if I let myself go. I think I'm gonna start doing meth for just a week to slim down a little more.

    [–]ConansBeard 1 point2 points ago

    2/10 Would not bang

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      [–]wheatsauce 65 points66 points ago

      Houston Texans!

      [–]hedonismbot89 32 points33 points ago

      I remember when the Texans used to be a Circled Win (a game where you circled on the schedule as a guaranteed win). Now, they're a Circle Loss, but that's the way most of my favorite team's schedule is this year being a Colts fan. Kudos to the true Texan fans that were around when the team wasn't winning.

      [–]Fried_Liver_Attack 19 points20 points ago

      Being from Houston, as you might not know, that is quite refreshing to hear from a fellow NFL fan. It gets pretty heated between Dallas fans, especially now that the tables have turned.

      Thanks for the well wishes on the season, I hope Pagano recovers soon, no doubt it'll be motivation for the team in the mean time.

      [–]BTextreme 14 points15 points ago

      Great to see some true NFL fans on here, and Go Texans from a houstonian born and raised

      [–]ShortWhiteFriend 4 points5 points ago

      I like the fact that the Texans are winning because they have a cool logo and cool uniforms, and ergo should be a good team.

      [–]bigjeet08 4 points5 points ago

      You know most Texans fans on /r/nfl are quite respectful. Most. It just seems that we act like our team. We know we're a good team but we don't need to shove it down anyone's throat.

      [–]drawingdead0 2 points3 points ago

      As a vikings fan, I do not look forward to the things you'll be shoving down our throats in a few weeks.

      [–]zedlord 0 points1 point ago

      I only shove it down Cowboys fans throats. I also live in Dallas.

      [–]hedonismbot89 0 points1 point ago

      I originally heard this from my friend. I though he was making an off colour joke like, "haha, your team is so bad it gave your coach cancer," because this particular friend is fond of those kinds of jokes. So I got on Stampede Blue despite the head writer's negativity because I knew if there was news, it'd likely be easier to find on a Colts specific site. Saw it was true and was truly saddened. It's hard to continue loving a team that's had such a string of bad luck recently which is why I tip my hat to true fans everywhere.

      [–]orcae_ita 1 point2 points ago

      The worst part about Dallas fans is that they attack first. Take your losses on the chin like we did in Houston for the last decade... and still do with the stros.

      [–]i_w8_4_no1 11 points12 points ago

      UNDEFEATED Houston Texans

      never thought I'd say that

      [–]chloecb 6 points7 points ago

      YEAHHHH, HOUSTON!

      [–]zimm3rmann 16 points17 points ago

      Shameless plug for /r/houston

      [–]avickthur 4 points5 points ago

      Love my city.

      [–]cykovisuals 0 points1 point ago

      Don't forget /r/Texans!

      [–]GreatTragedy 317 points318 points ago

      Dat ribcage.

      [–]Gizmo9682 26 points27 points ago

      I have this fun game where i guess from the link what the top comment will be.

      I won.

      [–]Mynameismaybe 5 points6 points ago

      I thought it would've been a short and elegant, "His weenie."

      [–]knock_blocks 95 points96 points ago

      Went to high school with her and she has a great body. It only looks weird because her arms are raised.

      [–]Ihavenospecialskills 265 points266 points ago

      Even in the picture you posted you can still see the ribcage.

      [–]Skizot_Bizot 313 points314 points ago

      Oh well... Guess you will just have to turn down her sexual propositions and send her my way.

      [–]stb14808 170 points171 points ago

      Yeah, totally. Ribcage is disgusting.

      2/10 would not bang.

      [–]KCintheOC 42 points43 points ago

      reddit has no sense of sarcasm

      [–]stb14808 26 points27 points ago

      As long as you understand, that's all I need.

      [–]Helpfulandattractive 12 points13 points ago

      Too much bold.

      [–]stb14808 16 points17 points ago

      Ah, that must be it.

      3/10 would not upvote.

      [–]well_golly 3 points4 points ago

      Maybe he's just like my father.

      [–]Vik1ng 18 points19 points ago

      Yeah better get some rolls, oh

      [–]LifeAsSkeletor 4 points5 points ago

      Seriously who wears a jacket with shorts?

      [–]KamenRiderJ 3 points4 points ago

      i can take off my shorts and jacket if you want ;)

      [–]azboy11 9 points10 points ago

      I'd still tap that.

      [–]LordManhattan 2 points3 points ago

      But look at the gap! The gaaap! i would park my VW Golf Maybach there if you know what i mean.

      [–]toadwarrior 41 points42 points ago

      Yeah and only one chin. wtf?

      [–]knock_blocks 18 points19 points ago

      Agreed. My point is that she is attractive and I don't think any photos do her justice after seeing her in person.

      [–]SpruceCaboose 3 points4 points ago

      There isn't a lot of "meat" between skin and ribs, so rather thin people often have this issue. She certainly does not appear to be malnourished though.

      [–]Jesusthecarpenter 22 points23 points ago

      meh... she doesn't look unhealthy.

      [–]pizzabyjake 6 points7 points ago

      You sound fat.

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        [–]Datkarma 6 points7 points ago

        I don't think it was a negative "dat ribcage" I wanna fill those trenches with gravy and sop it all up with a roll.

        [–]fodrox04 10 points11 points ago

        Holy shit.. those quadriceps are incredible. But it looks like it may have been touched up, so I'm sad.

        [–]prometheus199 8 points9 points ago

        I imagine everyone that says this has never seen good quads... lol

        [–]fodrox04 4 points5 points ago

        I'm not saying they look good in a way that's tone or she does perfect exercises; I'm saying that the curvature of he left quad is, for some reason, attractive to me, but the shape of it also makes it looked touched up; which makes me sad.

        EDIT for good measure: "lol, bro. Do you even lift?" -OP

        [–]machocamacho 3 points4 points ago

        lol, I went to school with the chick 62 is staring at

        [–]JrodaTx 2 points3 points ago

        I too went to high school with Morgan, who you is knock block?

        [–]ChocBoggins 1 point2 points ago

        I also like to live dangerously...

        ...and went to anderson high school

        [–]knock_blocks 0 points1 point ago

        That's like asking for my social security number, no one gives out their reddit user name. It's cool that we both went to AHS though..

        [–]dont_worry_im_here 0 points1 point ago

        Joe Rod? that you?

        [–]squeakyguy 0 points1 point ago

        My Gosh, there are three of us. She was my first High School dance haha.

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          [–]happylookoutahh 1 point2 points ago

          Anderson grad eh?

          [–]fonikz -1 points0 points ago

          Dat ribcage.

          [–]dont_worry_im_here 0 points1 point ago

          Anderson Trojan on the thread?...

          [–]Bluekross 1 point2 points ago

          Went to college with Morgan. She's the most outgoing, nicest person I've ever met.

          [–]squeakyguy 0 points1 point ago

          Alright, so you went to Anderson, I guess the game is on... what year did you graduate?

          [–]bs1194 0 points1 point ago

          which stalker Trojan is this?

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            [–]Offend 11 points12 points ago

            This chick was apart of the probowl cheerleaders, i met them last year on their tour. This chick was fine IMO, They were really nice and ended up hanging out with us after their tour at a bar later that night. Here's some of the pictures from their visit, Pardon my goofy ass. And the creeper picture, one of the other guys had my camera. http://imgur.com/uZ8yY http://imgur.com/bVuOe http://imgur.com/okfrY http://imgur.com/m5naj http://imgur.com/rlhDf

            [–]i_w8_4_no1 20 points21 points ago

            one of the other guys had my camera

            yea, thats what they all say

            [–]Offend 6 points7 points ago

            Yeah, i knew this was coming.

            [–]ToastNYC 6 points7 points ago

            Yeah, i knew this was coming.

            yea, thats what they all say

            [–]tittyfister69 0 points1 point ago

            Dat ass!

            [–]Giantpanda602 0 points1 point ago

            I'm joining the military.

            [–]javabrewer -1 points0 points ago

            Thank you for your...service?

            [–]missyo02 0 points1 point ago

            That's way too much cheesy pageant-esque makeup. She'd look much better with a more natural look.

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              [–]sluflyer06 1 point2 points ago

              lookin good.

              [–]raisinghell666 0 points1 point ago

              She's got a nice rack... Of ribs. The Chili's baby back ribs song is now stuck in my head.

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                [–]Kellogs53 38 points39 points ago

                Or down..if you know what I mean

                [–]Cravingadventure 21 points22 points ago

                what do you mean?

                [–]mysterychicken 39 points40 points ago

                Welcome to reddit. If you're a woman - don't be fat, don't be skinny, don't look fake, don't pose with anything cute that may constitute karma whoring, if you post anything meaningful please make sure you're posting on r/gonewild as well so you have some value. If you're a man - I don't know, I got nothin. Anyone?

                [–]ZeroTheSavior 10 points11 points ago

                Like cats or die, and don't be fat or Christian.

                [–]ImaDinosaurR0AR 24 points25 points ago

                Look at Bran Stark walk onto the field and take walking for granted. He won't for much longer. Hodor.

                [–]Woodhouse_20 1 point2 points ago

                Spoilers.

                [–]redsquirrelAM 15 points16 points ago

                Go Texans!

                [–]bhawke01 5 points6 points ago

                Number 1 is about to know whats up!

                [–]5kToSelfDestruction 1 point2 points ago

                Disagree, number 1 is where it's at.

                [–]J055A 4 points5 points ago

                56 seems to have the same agenda.

                [–]killatop 4 points5 points ago

                56 seems to know what's up also

                [–]Meayow 9 points10 points ago

                Sometimes I fucking hate you reddit.

                [–]catlover67 3 points4 points ago

                Go Texans! Bulls on parade!

                [–]k4rlo05 2 points3 points ago

                Nothing else matters

                [–]Translated-to-Sci-Fi 6 points7 points ago

                Unit 62 log.

                Executing learned social routine 7021 (imported from social acceptance routine 287)

                Delegating physical movements to subroutine(walk(options=military-march('downplay'))

                --event-interupt: visual pattern matching routine reports high-priority event: message returned was ("Dat-Ass")

                Passing object ("Dat-Ass") to logical handler array:

                Waiting...

                Waiting...

                Response from Logical Handler Array at 120C94: Error 99343: "No logical handler found"

                Raising exception to lizard-brain:

                Waiting...

                [–]edfreemen 0 points1 point ago

                It should have passed to lizard-brain first, then the output should be passed to logic handler array. That way cop_a_feel.exe won't execute.

                [–]Nerd_Swag 2 points3 points ago

                62 knows what's down

                FTFY

                [–]PolardOOd 4 points5 points ago

                I like the kids style. Ladies with long dark and straight hair? Yes please.

                [–]HarkonnenThug 3 points4 points ago

                God damnit I love America.

                [–]ayers231 1 point2 points ago

                I ahve the weirdest boner, and a craving for St. Louis style ribs....

                [–]Notloc24 2 points3 points ago

                him and 56 seem to have their priorities straight.

                [–]Live_Positive 0 points1 point ago

                yeah... and he's pointing at it.

                [–]semajin 0 points1 point ago

                Look closely, he is pointing to his erection.

                [–]lazythinker 0 points1 point ago

                And with that another child's eyes are opened to the world.

                [–]2_eyed_cyclops 0 points1 point ago

                Horny prepubescent child: walks into stadium of thousands of people cheering, professional football players and fireworks...only looks 3 feet in front of him

                [–]Sallazar -1 points0 points ago

                Ah the look of pure bliss on the face of a child. The most heartwarming thought though, that bliss doesn't go away.

                [–]SeveredBanana 0 points1 point ago

                And that's why he's looking down.

                [–]bender1231 0 points1 point ago

                Dats buttsup

                [–]Maledocling 0 points1 point ago

                I guess you can say, He was horny

                [–]magnavoice 0 points1 point ago

                More like whats down

                [–]bmxguitar01 0 points1 point ago

                *what's down, mind you

                [–]JGexists 0 points1 point ago

                I think he knows what's down

                [–]NamoNamo 0 points1 point ago

                You mean what's down...

                [–]holyshitaki 1 point2 points ago

                Native Shoes

                [–]Aphilio -1 points0 points ago

                that kid is going to do great things for this world.

                [–]gohanisaboss -1 points0 points ago

                You mean other than his dick?

                [–]Exducer 0 points1 point ago

                5 computer bits were turned on by this picture.

                My jokes are bad. I do indeed feel bad.

                [–]Pacblu202 -1 points0 points ago

                So then explain how you can still see it when her arms are down. Still good looking but

                [–]peg_leg -1 points0 points ago

                No, he gay....he's looking at the boots.

                [–]fishstickuffs 0 points1 point ago

                knows what's up

                Hint: It's his penis.

                [–]waterboy1321 0 points1 point ago

                But he doesn't understand why it's up

                [–]centech 0 points1 point ago

                Dat eye level ass.

                [–]Hydro_Pump 0 points1 point ago

                Technically, he knows what's down.

                [–]pjsaucedo 0 points1 point ago

                Um... Dat Ass!

                [–]Atheist_Simon_Haddad 0 points1 point ago

                He's just not sure why it's up.

                [–]absntmind3d 0 points1 point ago

                what's down, rather

                [–]dsarpa 0 points1 point ago

                93 looks like early Ashton in The Butterfly Effect

                [–]allven434 0 points1 point ago

                I'd definitely say they do.

                [–]CountMalachi 1 point2 points ago

                93 is Ron Weasley

                [–]TheTrueIrishMan 1 point2 points ago

                Actually I think he knows whats down.

                [–]harvester_of_wind 0 points1 point ago

                They must have all drank Butters' Creamy Goo sports drink.

                [–]billiexjeen 0 points1 point ago

                Looks like he knows what's down.

                [–]computergroove 0 points1 point ago

                Number 1 looks like a dude

                [–]excelcior 0 points1 point ago

                more like he knows what's down.

                [–]twinglockfortys 0 points1 point ago

                "Dat ass"

                [–]leaffur 0 points1 point ago

                or whats down....

                [–]Dick_Serious 0 points1 point ago

                93 is an incredibly cute kid.

                [–]aSHADYc 0 points1 point ago

                I've been staring at 93's face (thinking it was 62) for the longest time thinking like he was overexcited and that's what the joke was supposed to be. Then I see 62 was just looking at that girl's ass...

                [–]Offend 0 points1 point ago

                Hah, i met the blonde cheerleader in front at this past superbowl.

                [–]Doctor_Fart 0 points1 point ago

                Or what's "down" based on his head tilt

                [–]PrismHelix 0 points1 point ago

                More like whats down.

                [–]Get_Smart 0 points1 point ago

                Eyes on the prize...eyes on the prize.

                [–]GreatLeadWald 0 points1 point ago

                Is that skelator in the front?

                [–]amchugh89 0 points1 point ago

                62: "Oh my God! Those boots are tots adorbs!!!"

                [–]imjustaidan 0 points1 point ago

                I think number 1 is the hottest.

                [–]Saskuel -2 points-1 points ago

                More like 62 is getting up, amirite guys?

                [–]itsnotchucktesta 0 points1 point ago

                As a Houston Texans season ticket holder, commercial breaks are alright.

                [–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

                What are you looking at me for son? Keep your eyes on the prize.

                [–]andy__t 0 points1 point ago

                Sometimes I wish I too was American. Other times not so much.

                [–]sonvincent -1 points0 points ago

                This makes me uncomfortable.

                [–]arbiter1170 -1 points0 points ago

                Whats up? His dick?

                [–]sargeforpres 0 points1 point ago

                Please tell me the team name is "Trojans"

                [–]karma_loader -1 points0 points ago

                Or rather what's down.

                [–]Sinternet -1 points0 points ago

                His dick

                [–]leg4li2ati0n -1 points0 points ago

                his penis?

                [–]Ridaith -1 points0 points ago

                62 should be switched with 69. ZIINGG!

                [–]Mushtatoes -1 points0 points ago

                You mean what's down

                [–]lackedbettername -1 points0 points ago

                More like he knows what's down.

                [–]TopsBloobie 0 points1 point ago

                Cheerleaders are hot.

                [–]Asiansensationz 0 points1 point ago

                Ribs....

                [–]mithrandir530 0 points1 point ago

                so does 55

                [–]dont_worry_im_here 0 points1 point ago

                Girl in the front, Morgan Dean, went to high school with her... she's an amazing person

                [–]Smokee_Robinson 0 points1 point ago

                Eye level with dat ass

                [–]MrPureJ 0 points1 point ago

                no, 62 knows what's down. Lucky kid doesnt even know what hit him

                [–]Space_Bungalow 0 points1 point ago

                This 62 knows what's up

                [–]15herzh 0 points1 point ago

                What a champ

                [–]davidk23 0 points1 point ago

                It would be funny if he was wearing 69

                [–]hello2ulol 0 points1 point ago

                His penis?

                [–]dowerk 0 points1 point ago

                LET'S GO TEXANS!!!!!

                [–]YesItIsTrue 0 points1 point ago

                None of them look like they're muslims...

                (69 virgins in heaven....)

                [–]DeerOnTheRocks 0 points1 point ago

                4-0 baby

                [–]emmas_reddit 1 point2 points ago

                ..Or what's down.

                [–]Hein89 0 points1 point ago

                Or down..

                [–]Caradryan 0 points1 point ago

                Bulls on parade go Texans!

                [–]maegos 0 points1 point ago

                Down

                [–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

                Somehow this image registers in my brain as really tall women marching with midgets.

                [–]aceshighsays 0 points1 point ago

                62 in the middle of going through puberty... started the walk as a boy, and finished as a man

                [–]theHiddenTroll 0 points1 point ago

                Don't you mean...* takes of glasses* whats going down?

                [–]tittyfister69 0 points1 point ago

                I didn't notice the people between the cheerleaders were children till I actually looked at them, so at first I thought it was a bunch of Amazonian cheerleaders. I wish I never would of looked at the children.

                [–]MetalSpawn 0 points1 point ago

                no he knows what's down

                [–]Kilojojo 0 points1 point ago

                Or down. And then up again.

                [–]Rundownthriftstore 0 points1 point ago

                Or what's down

                [–]StreetKidNamedDesire 0 points1 point ago

                That kid is going places

                [–]bullsinyourmouth 0 points1 point ago

                93 - Tim Tebow.

                [–]italianstallion13 -1 points0 points ago

                Texans are the best team, unstoppable and dem cheerleaders!! Mmmmm yes

                [–]gonna_win_this 0 points1 point ago

                Houston has a very high strip club to population ratio.

                [–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

                Atta boy!

                [–]lincolnhawk 0 points1 point ago

                Does the cheerlead in front look like one of the wayans brothers in whitegirls to anyone else?

                [–]alteffor105 0 points1 point ago

                good christ are those ribs? gross.

                [–]TyrellTJ 0 points1 point ago

                I was intrigued... I couldn't stop watching.

                [–]BobLobLawsLawFirm 0 points1 point ago

                The woman he's looking at appears to have one stellar behind.

                [–]lurkinglikeabauce 0 points1 point ago

                62 knows what's down *

                [–]pfft_elbr 0 points1 point ago

                Looks more like he knows what's down

                [–]bmg50barrett 0 points1 point ago

                eww. Ribs.

                [–]Failociraptor 0 points1 point ago

                I'd be staring at her ass too. That redhead is a smokeshow

                [–]themonkeytribe808 0 points1 point ago

                *knows what's down.

                [–]MustangMatt429 0 points1 point ago

                ...or what's down, lol.

                Damn, that girl's legs come up to the kid's shoulders.

                [–]cykovisuals 0 points1 point ago

                GO TEXANS!

                [–]sam-i-am1111 0 points1 point ago

                Can someone please give that girl a Twinkie?

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