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[–]Mr_Ballyhoo 8 points9 points ago

Except for Swanson Family Mash Liquor. That stuff is for stripping paint.

[–]tiredhippo 3 points4 points ago

Moonshine is the only exception

[–]sfrazer 4 points5 points ago

[–]elowry57 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure a lot of Russian men would disagree.

[–]Prestonelliot 8 points9 points ago

Ron Swanson is an American man, therefore it does not matter what Russian men think

[–]TraveyBoy 2 points3 points ago

[–]xxxCAT 3 points4 points ago

This is what I thought OP meant and I was rather disappointed with it when I realized it wasn't.

[–]photolove8 2 points3 points ago

As a relatively well off woman, I can confirm this.

[–]spyderj86 0 points1 point ago

What do u not understand about moonshine being the only exception?

[–]Eagleye1585 0 points1 point ago

[–]Punkrocker333 -3 points-2 points ago

What about vodka?

[–]MrMosinMan89 -1 points0 points ago

Vodka is for highschoolers and frat boys. I'd like to introduce you to my good friends, bourbon and gin.

[–]blutausbeherit -1 points0 points ago

gin is certainly clear. And just cause frat boys and highschoolers drink vodka doesn't mean that's who it's for. Just because I see more rich suburban girls driving jeep wranglers around my parts doesn't mean jeep wranglers are for rich suburban girls... Btw vodka is great, not as good as whiskey, but still great in the winter.