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[–]breenay77 20 points21 points ago

Lt. Dan, ICE CREAM!

[–]deja-vu-comment 35 points36 points ago

What happened to the first part?

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[–]HecticHeretic 36 points37 points ago

Darn I always thought this was the entire gif.

[–]ChelseaFC 9 points10 points ago

That's good, but this is my favourite.

[–]HecticHeretic 7 points8 points ago

Ah yes the special one's reaction to that though was hilarious on its own.

[–]pyrpaul 3 points4 points ago

Charlie Adam. My god I still cringe.

[–]dustt10 1 point2 points ago

Original gif never gets old, these other 2 are my new favorites.

[–]Roopa132 69 points70 points ago

This gif always makes me sad. He looks so happy with his ice cream :(

[–]sophiemisfit 28 points29 points ago

Especially how after its knocked out of his hands, he still has his hands in the shape of the cone for a second then he releases his hand and looks down and I go aww :(

[–]KernelKuster 20 points21 points ago

"...he still has his hands in the shape of the cone..."

I'm almost crying with laughter.

[–]davaca 3 points4 points ago

sadist.

[–]DrXtreme28 7 points8 points ago

It all just happened so fast it still feels like the cone never left his hand. Even tho his face is covered in cream, he still held on to that small hope that there was something left to eat. :'(

[–]admanb 3 points4 points ago

Goddammit I'm so sad now.

[–]sophiemisfit 0 points1 point ago

It's alright everyone. We shall eat ice cream cones in honor of the fallen comrade.. :(

[–]imfuckingawesome 12 points13 points ago

i know :[

[–]ballsofmeat 19 points20 points ago

Things like this always makes me incredibly sad

[–]EndlessAutumn 8 points9 points ago

Several years ago I saw a fat man sit on a bench. He had just bought one of those jack links sausage and cheddar sticks from a vending machine near by. As he opened the package his cheddar stick broke in half and fell to the floor. The look on his face was of anguish, heartbreak, defeat and perhaps contempt. Contempt for the cruel and twisted fate fortune chose to bestow on innocence such as he.

I remember that look to this day...

[–]Duper -3 points-2 points ago

Except that man was an idiot. Poor OP just has some cruel friends.

[–]Cerberus73 5 points6 points ago

My wife and I were walking along the beach on Catalina Island. Saw a family, the little boy (five, maybe) walking behind his oblivious parents, happily holding his ice cream. Poor thing dropped the ice cream right off the cone... the thing that made me sad was when he looked up at his parents, seemed to notice that they weren't even paying attention, and with a look of complete sadness and resignation, he dropped the empty cone on the ground and walked on after his parents. I bet to this day they have no idea.

Never wanted to buy a kid an ice cream cone so much in my life.

[–]jigs_up 5 points6 points ago

That's how psychopaths are made

[–]Knikkz 10 points11 points ago

The joy. The love. Gone in a split second.

[–]Not_Humane 4 points5 points ago

I laughed so hard at this my boss came to see what I was doing. Worth it.

[–]rhubarbbus 11 points12 points ago

[–]Fishstixxx16 4 points5 points ago

[–]fartsmucker 0 points1 point ago

I have seen this a lot and still laugh. I love the co-host's reaction

[–]cherry313 1 point2 points ago

Anyone quietly say "boom headshot" when she gets hit? I don't. Because I live alone and can yell whatever I want.

[–]TheLargeMan 2 points3 points ago

Brain freeze

[–]appeltaart_is_lekker 2 points3 points ago

Peter, ijsjes!!

[–]Pigbreeder 3 points4 points ago

I swear who ever kicked that ball was about to get a serious beat down....

[–]Craftyminer 2 points3 points ago

Enjoying life and the little things to hating the world and all who inhabit it in 1.32 seconds.

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[–]KarthusWins 1 point2 points ago

That made me laugh so hard! Thank you!

[–]toadturtle3 1 point2 points ago

Man icecream aged him 10 years.

[–]enfuego126 1 point2 points ago

The only repost I'm glad to see

[–]adds3000 0 points1 point ago

This is the beginning of a new supervillain...

[–]vibrant_crab 0 points1 point ago

Not at all what I expected to happen.

[–]EyeKon 0 points1 point ago

I don't think he found that as funny as I did.

[–]majorbs206 1 point2 points ago

I keep thinking of Lilo and Stitch.

[–]FyonFyon 1 point2 points ago

I feel so bad for this guy, he's so happy with his delicious ice cream and that other person just ruins all that for no reason at all!

[–]herrlogan 0 points1 point ago

Cheers, I've been looking for this for ages!

[–]admanb 1 point2 points ago

Soon after, someone is murdered.

[–]Killzonintaing 0 points1 point ago

Ice cream. the target of most basketballs

[–]inquirewue 0 points1 point ago

That guy is so bummed out, hahahaha

[–]sharzic 0 points1 point ago

ROFL THE MORE I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT GETS

[–]chub_man 0 points1 point ago

Damn, gif ended just as shit was about to get real

[–]dexpistol 0 points1 point ago

SERRRGIOOOO RAMOSSSSS

[–]jeremybryce 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't mind if this was on the front page every day. Never gets old.

[–]Kazudo2 -1 points0 points ago

Smells like repost

[–]hockey911 1 point2 points ago

This is all i can think of icecream

[–]poleethman 1 point2 points ago

What time is it when you run out of ice cream?

[–]herrproctor 0 points1 point ago

reddit ≠ AFV

[–]brosephalapod -2 points-1 points ago

I thought that was Paul Ryan.

[–]F5_supermonkey -4 points-3 points ago

let's see, i've only seen this about 1000x.