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[–]moviealien 255 points256 points ago

I never even thought of that kind of danger when going in a public bathroom. I would be livid if I got hit with a flying turd.

[–]synachynadodiechodie 176 points177 points ago

At least you would have no question about who the poopetrator was and could probably immediately retaliate. You should consider yourself lucky, really.

[–]hollywood_jack 74 points75 points ago

No need for a DNA test.

[–]Fat_Lenny 52 points53 points ago

I've been on reddit too long today, again.

[–]fractalife 17 points18 points ago

everyday*

[–]HighInAK 3 points4 points ago

I bet Skinny_Lenny had the time of his life having sex while skydiving today.

[–]slander420 0 points1 point ago

Timing is everything.

[–]ad_rizzle 1 point2 points ago

Not if you catch them brown handed!

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    [–]schniggens 7 points8 points ago

    I can't stop giggling at the word poopetrator.

    [–]YouAreLullingMyPeg 29 points30 points ago

    Upvote for 'poopetrator'.

    [–]Caelcryos 14 points15 points ago

    Poopetrator is my official word of the day.

    [–]Windows_97 4 points5 points ago

    It'd be pretty difficult to beat the ever lovin shit out of him though if you were to retaliate.

    [–]eskimo350 5 points6 points ago

    did you steal poopetrator from here

    [–]solario27 0 points1 point ago

    I lost it @ poopetrator

    [–]I_had_no_choice 1 point2 points ago

    did you just say 'poopetrator'? Thank you sir.

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      [–]yes_thats_right 12 points13 points ago

      protip - if you see someone filming a urinal, wait until they finished filming before you use it.

      [–]MiloMuggins 1 point2 points ago

      I once had my feet (I was wearing flip-flops) peed on by the occupant of the next stall at a bar. I was... upset.

      [–]TeaRat 0 points1 point ago

      This description is made better by the use of "livid".

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        [–]lunchbox5001 278 points279 points ago

        Stuck the landing.

        [–]guruthewarrior 68 points69 points ago

        He flipped a shit

        [–]HighInAK 4 points5 points ago

        I feel like a woman would be more capable of this than a man.

        [–]bigroblee 17 points18 points ago

        There's something fishy here; if you watch closely, the turn was going to make a perfect landing in the center of the urinal bowl, but then the image jumps, and the turd is above and to the left... above and to the left.

        [–]rabidsi 25 points26 points ago

        Clearly there was a second shooter.

        [–]thelonerangers 8 points9 points ago

        back and to the left.

        [–]massoutput 7 points8 points ago

        How many times did you watch this before you realized this?

        [–]bigroblee 11 points12 points ago

        Lagom...

        [–]Pacblu202 4 points5 points ago

        Or the fact that it looks like hands on the floor not feet...

        [–]bigroblee 9 points10 points ago

        That makes sense; the feet are at the top of the stall; this individual is not throwing feces, but rather is projectile shitting whilst doing a handstand.

        [–]respawn_in_5_4_3_2_1 1 point2 points ago

        i thinks its because it grazes the top a little

        [–]bigroblee 2 points3 points ago

        After watching several more times I now believe that what I at first took for a jump in the film is actually the shadow of the falling turd.

        [–]BubbaTap22 1 point2 points ago

        nonono, he didn't push it as hard as he needed, the rear end hit the separating wall of the stall, and it just flopped over

        [–]poonstangable 1 point2 points ago

        I believe the culprit was gravity.

        [–]DarthLurker 79 points80 points ago

        Stunk the landing.

        [–]MJCPRODUCTIONZ 84 points85 points ago

        Indeed

        [–]flomster 11 points12 points ago

        LMAO! A Triple Lindy!

        [–]Necromantic_Comedy 13 points14 points ago

        Imgur

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          [–]clone12TM 3 points4 points ago

          The power of lube, ladies and gentlemen. Lube.

          [–]xiocron 1 point2 points ago

          Looks more like the last frame was frozen for a bit of time.

          [–]FDboredom 68 points69 points ago

          that is one solid turd.

          [–]vinfx 17 points18 points ago

          Sticky too.

          [–]FuckCorporateTools 57 points58 points ago

          The real WTF is why there is a camera in the bathroom pointing at the urinals.

          [–]eljello 28 points29 points ago

          I checked the gif looking for said camera.

          Needless to say, I feel like an idiot.

          [–]Rule34FF 9 points10 points ago

          I might be missing the joke here, but I have a feeling the camera is flying turd mans accomplice.

          [–]evilbrent 1 point2 points ago

          copraphilia porn

          [–]My_fifth_account 29 points30 points ago

          Hankey!

          [–]Sentient_Waffle 16 points17 points ago

          Hooooooowdy Hooooooo!

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            [–]sofer6 159 points160 points ago

            That's just disgusting. Who goes barefoot in a public restroom?

            [EDIT] Right you are, my bad, this is not disgusting at all.

            [–]Sambeaux 131 points132 points ago

            Hands are on the ground, shoes at on the stalls top.

            [–]IAmAUsernameAMA 119 points120 points ago

            So many more questions all of a sudden...

            [–]irish711 17 points18 points ago

            This isn't how AMAs work!!! You answer, not ask!

            Now, what made you decide to become a username?

            [–]iminurnamez 6 points7 points ago

            Yeah, what posessed you?

            [–]aleister 11 points12 points ago

            This comment changed everything for me. I initially thought this was WTF because the dude grabbed his turd in his hand and tossed it over. Now my mind is truly blown. I'm not sure if I should smoke more or less at this point.

            [–]iPodLurker 14 points15 points ago

            Damn that must have been one hell of a push

            [–]riquenunes 0 points1 point ago

            Yeah, everyone knows that that's a lot more hygienic.

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              [–]TheKingBeyondTheWall 82 points83 points ago

              original video. Damn impressive.

              [–]tonaros 47 points48 points ago

              Chances are someone was crouched on the toilet throwing a fake turd over the wall. Funny video anyway though.

              [–]kingrootintootin 60 points61 points ago

              i recognized the fart sound effect. that's how i knew it was fake

              [–]animalboot 14 points15 points ago

              Great job, Sherlock. You have yourself a spot locked in for the next installment of CSI.

              [–]angryhaiku 4 points5 points ago

              Finally, an episode of CSI that I actually want to watch!

              CSI stands for Crap Scene Investigators, right? (I apologize for that lazy joke.)

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                  [–]wick220 39 points40 points ago

                  That IS impressive. Serious rectum control right there. The sticking to the toilet is my favourite part.

                  How the fuck do I have a favourite part to someone handstand shitting in a public washroom? What have you done to me, Reddit?

                  [–]sizzler 37 points38 points ago

                  two people in the toilet

                  [–]Squidfist 33 points34 points ago

                  Yeah, I don't think it's really possible to launch turds from your butt like that. But then, I've never tried.

                  [–]lilhellraizer 14 points15 points ago

                  You obviously haven't seen Jackass 3 then...

                  [–]skyman724 4 points5 points ago

                  ಠ_ಠ

                  [–]FaultyTomato 3 points4 points ago

                  Yeah this made be relive that scene in my head.. Oh good the horror..

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                    [–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 3 points4 points ago

                    How the fuck do I have a favourite part to someone handstand shitting in a public washroom? What have you done to me, Reddit?

                    You're right. It's so hard to choose a favorite part.

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                      [–]betshegivesgoodhelmt 9 points10 points ago

                      He didn't even wipe!

                      [–]amosbr 9 points10 points ago

                      This really is the most retarded thing I've ever watched on the internet.

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                        [–]Ryoukun 14 points15 points ago

                        Mr. Mackey's getting tired of your shit.

                        [–]kravitzz 2 points3 points ago

                        Turds are bad, m'kay?

                        [–]sodowd4322 25 points26 points ago

                        That's abturd.

                        [–]puphop 8 points9 points ago

                        That pun was the shit.

                        [–]Bravo777 3 points4 points ago

                        Pretty crappy if you ask me.

                        [–]puphop 4 points5 points ago

                        I don't think this pun thread will last very long.

                        I guess im just pooped.

                        [–]Jonny_Watts 2 points3 points ago

                        Feces.

                        [–]stonesia 0 points1 point ago

                        Yes, it ith.

                        [–]jawillde 2 points3 points ago

                        Someone was saving up a bunch farts for that one.

                        [–]rawr_dinosaur 7 points8 points ago

                        Well if you enhance the picture enough you can see someone holding the poop while standing on the toilet and throwing it over the top.

                        [–]StuporCollider 6 points7 points ago

                        pew pew

                        [–]uptwolait 6 points7 points ago

                        poo poo

                        [–]helloskoodle 2 points3 points ago

                        Splot.

                        [–]frankie_prankster 0 points1 point ago

                        YOU DON'T EVEN WHAT? YOU DON'T EVEN WHAT?!!!!!?

                        [–]brosenfeld 2 points3 points ago

                        Alright, who went dookey in the urinal?

                        [–]Fuck_Usernames_ 2 points3 points ago

                        Get that shit out of here!

                        [–]cstone1 2 points3 points ago

                        The poopertrator will be found.

                        [–]andrewsmith1986 5 points6 points ago

                        Why would you put your hands on the ground?

                        There are so many WTF things about this.

                        [–]lunchbox5001 10 points11 points ago

                        For upside down projectile pooping of course!

                        [–]InquisitorKaede 4 points5 points ago

                        Human Poopapult

                        [–]momsydjuse 0 points1 point ago

                        Cleared it!!

                        [–]msmorize 1 point2 points ago

                        It's either a sock or a flat turd.

                        [–]Lorimor 1 point2 points ago

                        "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain..."

                        [–]Albatraous -1 points0 points ago

                        Someone has been played too much Duke Nukem Forever

                        [–]datboi1d 0 points1 point ago

                        don't underestimate the laws of physics!

                        [–]FartOnAStick 0 points1 point ago

                        Bringing WTF back to its roots

                        [–]IOwin 0 points1 point ago

                        Is it bad that I laughed at this?

                        [–]OlSlendy 0 points1 point ago

                        Piss Parkour

                        [–]bettyblueballs 1 point2 points ago

                        I watched this for at least 4 minutes and I cannot stop laughing... What has the internet turned me into?

                        [–]madmanmunt 0 points1 point ago

                        For a second, I thought don't drop your tv remote in the urina- oh.

                        [–]drgalactica 0 points1 point ago

                        Pooter shooter.

                        [–]uEuion 0 points1 point ago

                        Olympic level shitting.

                        [–]jonbotwesley 1 point2 points ago

                        Reddit needs to come up with some more original fucking titles. Its not right when I see the exact same title every single day

                        [–]ItsRainingStuff 0 points1 point ago

                        "It's doo-doo baby!"

                        [–]notsoregularjoe 0 points1 point ago

                        That's impressive. Should be an added event in the poo-lympics.

                        [–]mike808hawaii 1 point2 points ago

                        Was he doing a hand stand?

                        [–]skylla05 1 point2 points ago

                        Wow, that held up pretty well. Must eat plenty of fiber.

                        [–]Sniper1154 1 point2 points ago

                        Is that Michael Jordan taking a shit?

                        [–]Oddgenetix 0 points1 point ago

                        If this had happened in the Space Jam universe, he would've had to dunk it in the urinal for it to count.

                        [–]Charliebrownn_ -1 points0 points ago

                        What the fuck?! I'm still trying to rap my mind around this one

                        [–]BlueMunky 0 points1 point ago

                        I'd give it a try, but knowing my luck I'd end up with shit in my mouth. Or a dirty sanchez.

                        [–]TheRainbowSheep -1 points0 points ago

                        Poop throwing guy reporting for duty...

                        [–]Something-Unique 0 points1 point ago

                        I want to know how he discovered this ability... I think it'd be quite the story.

                        [–]weallknowitall 0 points1 point ago

                        They should try and debunk this on Mythbusters

                        [–]vnkid 0 points1 point ago

                        I keep seeing a fish, is it a toy-fish?

                        [–]danhammond 0 points1 point ago

                        How the fuck is this jpg moving!?

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                        [–]gwizard69 1 point2 points ago

                        It's how i poop in school.

                        [–]kazeari 0 points1 point ago

                        I thought it was a squirrel at first...

                        [–]fassaction 0 points1 point ago

                        Reminds me of a time in high school when we had a track meet at another school. I go into the mens locker room to take my pre race dump, and something catches my eye as I walk into the bathroom.

                        I look up, and to my amazement...there is a rather large turd hanging from the ceiling like a christmas tree ornament. I called some other guys in to show them, we all stared at it wondering how the fuck someone got an 8 inch turd to stick to the ceiling.

                        [–]ejara80 1 point2 points ago

                        He's the live version of the Doodieman [NSFW]...

                        [–]Turbomullet 0 points1 point ago

                        I changed my mind, I want it in the urinal anyway.

                        [–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

                        I think we should call it a "Parisian Free-throw".

                        [–]kambulance 0 points1 point ago

                        flippin a shit

                        [–]SP4C3MONK3Y 1 point2 points ago

                        This shit is getting out of hand...

                        [–]RedditsGrundole 0 points1 point ago

                        Theirs a perfectly fine toilet underneath them?

                        [–]Sweet_Fanny_Adams 0 points1 point ago

                        That...that isn't what I think it is, is it?

                        [–]waterbottle123 0 points1 point ago

                        What's goin on? Is that a shit? Sorry I couldn't find a better video.

                        [–]bobsagetfullhouse 0 points1 point ago

                        I can't stop laughing.

                        [–]jeroenvdd3 0 points1 point ago

                        Does no one remember this guy?!

                        [–]Redbutter 0 points1 point ago

                        If you reverse it, it's a turd trying to go home.

                        [–]MstrBlonde 0 points1 point ago

                        This made me laugh so hard. What the fuck is wrong with me?

                        [–]FatherTrill -1 points0 points ago

                        Tell me if this is correct. This .gif appears to me to be a link of poop being flung over the stall, sticking the landing *erect on the cockholder of the urinal, correct?

                        *pun most definitely intended

                        [–]mathetesc 0 points1 point ago

                        I keep rewatching it expecting it to land inside the urinal completely.

                        [–]Chickenzrck 0 points1 point ago

                        I think he is doing a handstand also.

                        [–]morachan 0 points1 point ago

                        I was looking at it on a small screen and I thought, how is that bird fucking doing a somersault and landing perfectly on that urinal!? Lemme get a closer loo- ohhh....

                        [–]cujojack 1 point2 points ago

                        That shit is not going to fly around here...

                        [–]ronald_raygun 0 points1 point ago

                        He almost didn't make it!

                        [–]Blzbba 0 points1 point ago

                        2 guys, 1 turd

                        [–]t0wn 0 points1 point ago

                        You don't even what? PLZ I MUST NO!!!!11

                        [–]potatoqueue 0 points1 point ago

                        so that's how they do it

                        [–]Azrael22 0 points1 point ago

                        I had to watch it 3 times until I finally giggled like an idiot. What the hell is wrong with me?

                        [–]d_fairy 0 points1 point ago

                        This is what happened to Stan!! I knew it was an accident all along. Reference: Mystery of the urinal deuce.

                        [–]protomd 0 points1 point ago

                        Poop will always be funny. Flying poop will always be fucking hilarious

                        [–]Elevate_IX 0 points1 point ago

                        You don't even what? Who don't you even OP?

                        [–]PietOlsen 0 points1 point ago

                        I find this strangely hypnotic to watch.

                        [–]MindYerOwnBusiness 0 points1 point ago

                        Bombs awayyyyyy!

                        [–]ARGHJP 0 points1 point ago

                        If you've got any poo fling it now.

                        [–]scurveymobile 0 points1 point ago

                        The mystery of the Urinal deuce

                        [–]eozturk 0 points1 point ago

                        Poop in the shower guy...?

                        [–]davidpatonred 0 points1 point ago

                        You don't even...what?

                        [–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

                        poo

                        [–]Goobles -1 points0 points ago

                        Why does the link say .jpg instead of .gif?

                        [–]Chuckgofer 0 points1 point ago

                        That dude eats a serious amount of fiber...

                        [–]escort_mission 0 points1 point ago

                        Look at which way his feet are pointed. He's throwing it over his shoulder.

                        [–]Oden_666 0 points1 point ago

                        You don't even WHAT? Why is nobody telling me what they don't even?

                        [–]whiteraven9 0 points1 point ago

                        He's standing on his hands, with his feet on the top edges of the stall.. rocket poop?

                        [–]paleobicycle 1 point2 points ago

                        I think the more disturbing thing is there is a camera recording a public bathroom.

                        [–]MBSquared 1 point2 points ago

                        The gif pauses when it hits the urinal. You can tell by the randomized pixels that stop. It's probably not a real poop.

                        [–]yungun 0 points1 point ago

                        I find this quite impressive.

                        [–]ZEROpercent9 0 points1 point ago

                        A better question: who took the video??

                        [–]SpamOJavelin 1 point2 points ago

                        Not only did somebody do this, somebody filmed it, and somebody put it on reddit. And then we watched it. We are all part of the great chain.

                        [–]nineteensixtyseven 1 point2 points ago

                        I'm not sure you would be able to kick the shit out of the guy though...

                        [–]fuser_ 1 point2 points ago

                        THAT IS THE SHIT!

                        [–]golergka 1 point2 points ago

                        TIL what it means to "give a flying shit".

                        [–]PearlEXP 0 points1 point ago

                        The mystery of the urinal deuce is real!

                        [–]veryrationalhuman 1 point2 points ago

                        So that's how that happens....

                        [–]Dietrik 0 points1 point ago

                        ORIGINAL

                        [–]albass94 1 point2 points ago

                        so thats the real end to... "The Mystery of the Urinal Duce"

                        [–]maffettl 1 point2 points ago

                        the mystery of the urinal deuce is finally solved...

                        [–]TheReigningSupreme 0 points1 point ago

                        Wait, that's a piece of shit?! I thought it was a phone ._.

                        [–]kendalrobyn 0 points1 point ago

                        http://i.imgur.com/l6fIT.jpg

                        [–]gearhead454 0 points1 point ago

                        Two pieces of shit.

                        [–]fortfun 0 points1 point ago

                        There is NO 2nd shooter. 1. Look at the lack of shadows on the floor before the suspect enters the stall. 2. Look at the lack of shadows on the back wall as an area or spot light would have given him away. 3. Unsure if someone can shit like that, but as for the second shooter theory there is a lack of evidence.

                        [–]yeayoushookme 0 points1 point ago

                        ZERO KILOMEGAHERTZ!

                        [–]infinitee775 0 points1 point ago

                        well at least nobody was standing there

                        [–]Middleofnowhere123 0 points1 point ago

                        It's Mr. Game and Watch

                        [–]goodguyslendy 0 points1 point ago

                        Who the hell recorded this?

                        [–]dimwut 0 points1 point ago

                        I know man.....they make urinals different heights?

                        Mind blown.

                        [–]Mericanumber1111 1 point2 points ago

                        He really stuck the landing

                        [–]oheythatguy 0 points1 point ago

                        if you reverse this gif...

                        [–]Platnium015 0 points1 point ago

                        I've never lol'd so hard in my life.

                        [–]Nintenoob 0 points1 point ago

                        Lol that's from a YouTube video called how I poop in school

                        [–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point ago

                        That? Because it's not.

                        [–]RebelWithoutAClue 1 point2 points ago

                        Hidey Ho! splut

                        Poor Mr. Hankey's brief foray into free running.

                        [–]Thomas_Davis 0 points1 point ago

                        If you were peeing, it would have landed right on your penis, or head.

                        [–]zomin93 0 points1 point ago

                        The way that deuce stayed together, even on the landing! Impressive. He/she must have a very fibrous diet.

                        [–]jfc320 0 points1 point ago

                        Score.

                        [–]skippyG 1 point2 points ago

                        idiot #1: hey, wanna film me taking a shit and throwing it over the stall?

                        idiot #2: sure, sounds good.

                        [–]JeskaEatsBrains 0 points1 point ago

                        Nailed it.

                        [–]cl2yp71c 0 points1 point ago

                        That is one trained sphincter.

                        [–]linkinpark18280 0 points1 point ago

                        is he standing on his hands?

                        [–]MrsKaMotaDragon 0 points1 point ago

                        Well that's shitty...

                        [–]no_sleep_for_me 0 points1 point ago

                        Projectile handstand pooping, not as easy as it looks.

                        [–]somthingwicked 0 points1 point ago

                        Poo vault.

                        [–]Cheese77s 0 points1 point ago

                        That's just impressive.

                        [–]kcsx 1 point2 points ago

                        I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT.

                        [–]bluntmasterflash 0 points1 point ago

                        Why the fuck are you recording video in the bathroom?

                        [–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

                        Damn. Nearly sunk it.

                        [–]Hedemonai 0 points1 point ago

                        Oh my god it took me a sec to notice the shoes on top of the stall. Who the hell can shit that hard that it flies so far?!

                        And look at that spectacular rotation! This guy's a pro!

                        [–]efyou 0 points1 point ago

                        never challenge this person to a game of HORSE shits. you will lose.

                        [–]kitty_rawr 0 points1 point ago

                        Can somebody edit this so that all of the poo stacks up? Or nevermind… That just sounds wrong....

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