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[–]LenSektor 15 points16 points ago

Its never too early for a blunt!

[–]zachattack82 3 points4 points ago

This is literally word for fucking word what I thought when I saw this.

What is it with everyone thinking that smoking more than once a day makes you a hopeless fiend?

[–]Concrow 6 points7 points ago

Wake and bake like a boss my friend.

[–]lalophobia 6 points7 points ago

Groeten uit Nederland ;-)

[–]bigbuddy772 1 point2 points ago

thank you, for making me laugh! uptoke for you!!

[–]AVandalsLie 4 points5 points ago

Nope. Just woke and smoked two bowls to the face. FUCK YEAH RANDOM DAYS OFF FROM WORK!

[–]Honkeydick 3 points4 points ago

On tolerance break. So I'm forced to come to trees to remind myself how fucking nice pot smokers are. Can't wait to get back to sweet reality.

[–]prank92 2 points3 points ago

Starting tolerance break today too bro, stay strong my friend!

[–]hankdiggles 4 points5 points ago

Classic 10 guy, it's the Netherlands :P North and South Holland are both provinces in the western part of the Netherlands. My omi (Dutch/german word for nanna or granny) used to live in North Holland, not far from Amsterdam.

THE MORE YOU KNOW :D toke up for the Dutch, bro.

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[–]TheN1ckname 5 points6 points ago

I'm from from the east part of the Netherlands and we don't care if you say Holland!

[–]Friendly_freak 1 point2 points ago

Yaay! I am too! Damn, there are too few people from the east side of the Netherlands on here.

[–]apteryx_274 1 point2 points ago

Many people don't know that Gin was invented by the Dutch, and later popularized by the English. It's a similar type of thing with high-grade herb and America...

[–]lalophobia 2 points3 points ago

Jenever.

Brandy too btw :-)

Edit: and a lot more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dutch_inventions_and_discoveries

[–]lalophobia 1 point2 points ago

Tukker!

Or if we get more distinguished about it 'iemand uit de provinciën'

Yes I can say this casually.. I'm from the east too :-P

Also he/she's quite right. Holland, the Netherlands.. Whatever..

[–]Bassie93 1 point2 points ago

Yes we do.

[–]lalophobia 1 point2 points ago

For a few minutes, then we 'polder' about it and don't care ;-)

[–]fake_madrid 1 point2 points ago

"This usage is generally accepted" (wiki)

in fact: Some people don't even know what The Netherlands are, but are familiar with Holland (yes you Asia)

So, no reason for panic, mr. 10!

[–]Ottersteak 1 point2 points ago

Nope, don't worry, we don't really care whether we're called Holland or the Netherlands. We actually use them both all the time, although it's technically not correct.

[–]hankdiggles 1 point2 points ago

You should go say hi to my cousins :P

[–]anewReality 2 points3 points ago

would not have cried without cheeto stain on cheek

[–]AlwaysOpenMinded 2 points3 points ago

It's only a bit early if the plan was to smoke this bong first...

[–]Blunt_ 2 points3 points ago

you called?

[–]Tokentaclops 2 points3 points ago

I cant use this, 'cause I'm actually in the Netherlands.

[–]epsilonius 1 point2 points ago

If I ever get asked that, this will be my response. Stoner humour, love it.

[–]EmilytheEnt 1 point2 points ago

Hey! You're having my morning! Let's have it together. It's snowing here and my blanket is very toasty and my bong is delightfully clean. Now you go.

[–]AntiSugarCoat 1 point2 points ago

Too early?! A blunt and an OJ gets the day started my friend.

[–]Sherlcok 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm holland is still somewhere

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

"It's 4:20 somewhere" -If Jimmy Buffet was an ent

[–]lalophobia 1 point2 points ago

The irony is this whole 420 gets lost in translation. The only 4:20 we have is AM.. 'tien voor half vijf' (16:20) is still a great time to smoke but so is every other time..

510 would work much better since it's just after business hours.. But still would get lost in translation :-D

[–]Hookahhog 1 point2 points ago

Never to early I steamrolled my way to a 7

[–]XaviAceto 1 point2 points ago

I smoke breakfast blunts every day.

[–]Zig-Zag[M] 0 points1 point ago

Please post this content to /r/see

[–]gadaspir 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry but I have no idea what the title means... Can someone explain?

[–]pkillaz 1 point2 points ago

yeah, right here. It's 7:30 PM by the way

[–]NPHemi 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way to hard at this [6]

[–]Ukazi2021 -1 points0 points ago

I'm so stealing this.