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I normally hate x-posts... But I wish I was there. (yes you probably saw it) (imgur.com)

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[–]captainblackoutGin, tonic and PBR pounders 24 points25 points ago

Every morning's a Smirnoff morning.

[–]LookmanospacesCheap beer, Protestant whiskey, and forgiving women 13 points14 points ago

ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE

[–]caornotcaSaint Jupiler's Belgian Swill 7 points8 points ago

echo.. is that you?

[–]ceciliaxamandaJW Black and Cabernet Sauvignon 4 points5 points ago

I, too, thought of Echo upon seeing this post.

[–]H_E_Pennypacker 4 points5 points ago

I thought Smirnoff only came in glass bottles

[–]ceciliaxamandaJW Black and Cabernet Sauvignon 20 points21 points ago

She has a handle. Smirnoff handles come in big bouncy plastic bottles.

[–]encapsulator 21 points22 points ago

Because it's gonna get dropped/knocked over.

[–]60177756 4 points5 points ago

A couple of vodkas have handles that are glass and handles that are plastic. The plastic-handle version of some kind (can't remember which) is much shittier than the glass-handle version.

[–]skuppy 3 points4 points ago

I've never seen a plastic handle of Smirnoff, I always thought it was the "high quality" budget vodka.

[–]some_drunk_girl 8 points9 points ago

I adore this woman for her commitment, her lacking of giving any fucks, and her generosity.

[–]tellamahooka 5 points6 points ago

God bless America.

[–]viciousbadMad Dog and Miller 5 points6 points ago

I hate flying, and I don't believe I've flown sober since I was 12. If only there were a signal, like the Bat signal, to call all fellow CAs to a cause..... We're not the heroes TSA needs.... But fuck you, it's what you deserve.

[–]drunky_crowette 4 points5 points ago

I wonder how pissed TSA would be if you brought 20 3oz bottles of liquor through the security checkpoint. Technically there is no security rules for taking liquor through the checkpoint if you're of age, but you can't have any liquids in anything bigger than 3oz containers.

Someone should test this and report back.

[–]BirthdayLibertineCheap Whiskey & Fancy Beer. All day erry day. 3 points4 points ago

I love this woman. This is going to be me in a number of years.

[–]hippiewenchYo ho ho and any bottle of rum 3 points4 points ago

Atta girl.

[–]twinpaul 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]benmarvinPBR, Jim Beam and Four Loko 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10uujt/sharing_is_caring/

[–]ghostbackwardsFantasizing about Rainier tallboys[!] 1 point2 points ago

niiiiiiiiiiice.

[–]TownesVanZandtMegan's Outlaw. -3 points-2 points ago

Frankly, she sounds like a cunt.

[–]TownesVanZandtMegan's Outlaw. 0 points1 point ago

I'm always fucking surprised when things get over 200 upvotes on this subreddit. It's only these random links. I don't get where these people are hiding. They're probably Jews.

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