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[–]qu4d 32 points33 points ago

I don't get it?!

[–]breatheitsbacon 10 points11 points ago

You're not alone

[–]tbunreal68 8 points9 points ago

There is nothing really to get.

[–]muchosuspicioso 2 points3 points ago

The overwhelimng and disproportionate threat is funny because the insulting party is silenced by its disproportionate overwhelmingness, and also its repetition.

Humorless jerks.

[–]conundrum4u2 1 point2 points ago

It's crafted to completely discombobulate and perplex the opponent into a stupor...

[–]deja-vu-comment 56 points57 points ago

Original. OP left the watermark, but you may want the link. Buttersafe is one of the best webcomics I have ever seen, and I have seen one dozen. Exactly. Exactly one dozen.

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[–]EpicJ 11 points12 points ago

How hard is it for people to understand

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic.

[–]VIDGuide 21 points22 points ago

How hard is it for people to understand

Because it's 5 hours old now, and still here.. If consequences DON'T happen, then the rules don't matter..

[–]B33mo 2 points3 points ago

they are more like guidelines anyway.

[–]jethryn -5 points-4 points ago

If consequences DON'T happen, then the rules don't matter

Nobody caught jack the ripper, guess its okay to murder and mutilate women! yippeee

[–]JewBot6000 15 points16 points ago

hurray for terrible comparisons!

[–]Verblocity 12 points13 points ago

That comparison was literally worse than Hitler.

[–]HellzInferno 2 points3 points ago

That's because Hitler did nothing wrong.

[–]muchosuspicioso 0 points1 point ago

No, not the soft drink that tastes like Mountain Dew.

The genocidal war monger from WW II.

[–]Jest0riz0r 2 points3 points ago

At least they tried to catch him.

[–]kutNpaste 0 points1 point ago

guess its okay to murder and mutilate women! yippeee

I just felt left out.

[–]muchosuspicioso 0 points1 point ago

With an attitude like that don't expect to get invites to many sorority parties.

[–]Panguin 0 points1 point ago

The Donuts vs Bagels fight was one the best things I've ever seen, webcomic or not.

[–]mangletron 11 points12 points ago

This would be funny if I was 5 and just learned the word genital

[–]muchosuspicioso -1 points0 points ago

Are you?

[–]BM99 20 points21 points ago

Where'd you get this comic? The bad comic store?

[–]HigherFive 10 points11 points ago

If you say one more thing about this comic, I will not do anything to you, because I am not anywhere in your vicinity.

[–]LeonChestnut 14 points15 points ago

Ugh this sucks.

[–]Ayuchuco -2 points-1 points ago

I agree.

[–]1mk8 -3 points-2 points ago

Big time, but, you know, this kind of elite absurd humour is only reserved for the elitest member of the Reddit elite. We mere mortals simply can't get it.

[–]muchosuspicioso -1 points0 points ago

Nut punches = elite absurd humor

Oh, you Reddit!

[–]DorfCakes 2 points3 points ago

It's funny because it's SO RANDOM. HA. HA.

[–]arc111111 1 point2 points ago

"I dunno. Ask your mom. It's right next to the ugly children store."