this post was submitted on
1,668 points (59% like it)
5,270 up votes 3,602 down votes

funny

subscribe2,556,805 readers

7,778 users here now

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 56 comments

[–]99drumdude 55 points56 points ago

i think im gonna like this meme

[–]ReUsable_Tampon 10 points11 points ago

I already do.

[–]Mezecs 4 points5 points ago

If it's on the internet it must be a meme!

[–]whitefoot 0 points1 point ago

This is a meme? Where do I find more?

[–]dressedAsDog -1 points0 points ago

[–]Gruebenfunk 1 point2 points ago

Was hoping this gif was here, was not disappointed.

[–]weetchex 11 points12 points ago

posted 10 hours ago . . .

This meme isn't clogging up the front page of /r/adviceanimals yet?

You're slipping, Reddit. You're slipping.

[–]thisismax 1 point2 points ago

Can't wait til it does. One less meme to worry about appearing on /r/funny.

[–]Fishstixxx16 -3 points-2 points ago

Repost? I didn't see it, OC it is!

[–]smackthisaccountdown 9 points10 points ago

Quick story time: My brother and I were literally JUST about that age, and it was family dinner time. My dad is a big man, powerlifting champion, etc., and nobody ever wanted to piss him off. I mean, he could be funny and loving, but still, kind of a "walking on eggshells" situation. Anyhow, he was in a good mood that day, and for some reason, I think because we were having tacos, he said something in Spanish. I looked at him and asked, "Wow! I didn't know that you spoke Spanish!" His response was, "I don't." I don't know why, but I found the delivery or something to be so funny that I spat my milk all over his face. Immediately I started screaming and ran to my room out of fear. My dad and my mom were laughing so hard... they're divorced now, so it's good to have memories like this. Thanks Reddit.

[–]Skinnj 11 points12 points ago

They laughed so hard they got divorced?

[–]Fiend 7 points8 points ago

I wanna hear that joke!

[–]somethingwittier 9 points10 points ago

The ending to that story was depressing as fuck. Wtf.....

[–]AfroJammin 6 points7 points ago

I wish i could make a transverse wave with my nose.

[–]wille870 30 points31 points ago

You mean a sinus wave?

[–]infinitesum 2 points3 points ago

Sinus

Har har har

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]muffinmonk 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]tandtroll[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm not a very smart man.

[–]Tacos4ever100 0 points1 point ago

The meme is clever. Not smart.

[–]purplefuzz 11 points12 points ago

Yo' mama is so fat, not even dora can explore her.

[–]CiD7707 4 points5 points ago

Probably the best use of this image yet.

[–]Asiansensationz 2 points3 points ago

Yo mama so fat that when she comes to work, everyone goes, "Carrier has arrived".

[–]Boogietron9000 0 points1 point ago

I smell a hit!

[–]griesuschrist 1 point2 points ago

This should be a good meme for about three weeks. Nice.

[–]apollo84 0 points1 point ago

commercials

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 1 point2 points ago

"yo mama is my mama, dickhead!"

[–]gianf 1 point2 points ago

I love the fact that it is coming out of the mouth AND the nose. I used to do that all the time when I was a kid.

[–]Bjoernsson 0 points1 point ago

Haha. So good!

[–]prattable 0 points1 point ago

... but it was Dragon Ball Z, so you didn't miss much.

[–]scvbari 0 points1 point ago

Good...let the hatred flow through you....

[–]KEBERTXELA99 1 point2 points ago

Its like a laugh track for people telling internet jokes

[–]seen1tb4 0 points1 point ago

I love it. Finally some genuinely funny OC. Well done.

[–]cedriclim 0 points1 point ago

It was three episodes of Saturday Night Live too!

[–]5ft11flip 0 points1 point ago

Your mama is so fat that the only guys she slept with were Ben and Jerry.

[–]Vanilla_Dreams 0 points1 point ago

I liked that one

[–]BigBreakfast 0 points1 point ago

I pulled this one out yesterday with some friends:

Yo' mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat she gotta order two!

[–]jjloees 0 points1 point ago

Yo momma so fat when she hauls ass she's gotta make two trips.

[–]soupsandwiches 2 points3 points ago

To mama is so fat, when I told her it was chilly outside she went and got a spoon.

[–]mattiematthijs 1 point2 points ago

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

[–]snulls -1 points0 points ago

this joke made me giggle.

[–]doodiewizard -2 points-1 points ago

hahah thats a good one

[–]niytfox 0 points1 point ago

The version I heard as a kid went, "Yo' mama is so fat, they was playing Lord of the Rings on Fox and we still missed like half of it when she walked by"...because commercials.

One of my favorite yo mama jokes as a kid was, "Yo' mama's so fat, in the morning when your dad wants to say hello, he slaps her ass and rides the wave"

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]Night_Crawler 4 points5 points ago

those jokes gave me cancer

[–]I-am_Batman -4 points-3 points ago

original image?

[–]comradexkcd -1 points0 points ago

Is the milk coming out of the mouth or the nose? I can't differentiate between the two.

[–]verafast 0 points1 point ago

A mouth has the teeth and a nose has the nostrils. Once you get that straight you will have no problems telling them apart.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]GWARgasm 13 points14 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]thelizardprince 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, xenadrine sales department.

[–]Withertrol455 -1 points0 points ago

Need some aloe vera for that BURN!!