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I am going to be so drunk tomorrow at this time (i.imgur.com)

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[–]stumpmantavern 45 points46 points ago

Another rule: Drink THREEdom for FREEdom.

[–]devrelm 15 points16 points ago

That's a good way to put a lot of people in the hospital.

[–]Stripedkoala 89 points90 points ago

Alcohol poisoning here I come!

[–]Mr_Showtime 80 points81 points ago

"Let me be clear" has me concerned about that

[–]nihillist 30 points31 points ago

Romney needs "My friend" on his side to counter this.

[–]KingWilson 1 point2 points ago

If you're wondering where all the alcohol went, I took a shot every time Christie said "Ya see..." during his RNC speech. Thus depleting the world's supply. I should have died, but my outrage kept me sober.

[–]OrganicCat 3 points4 points ago

Or how about that smile in the photo that is like the epitome of every asshole ever.

[–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

The smile of an asshole who knows he's going to see you piss wasted, and there's nothing you can do about it.

[–]OrganicCat 0 points1 point ago

Nothing he can do about it you mean!

[–]frazier6567 0 points1 point ago

How very stereotypical of you!

[–]OrganicCat -1 points0 points ago

Ha, little does he know, I'm already drunk!

(on life, I can't afford a real drink)

[–]smokeydesperado 1 point2 points ago

How about "we built it"?

[–]nihillist 7 points8 points ago

"Let me be clear, my friend, we built it."

Drink everything in the house.

[–]Solid364 1 point2 points ago

Beer IV...

[–]almightysmart 6 points7 points ago

I'm totally going to do this, I'm going to go ahead and make my last will and testament beforehand.

This will likely be a lethal dose of alcohol.

[–]Madrak 3 points4 points ago

I'm going to play this game with water (and probably get water poisoning).

[–]Solid364 6 points7 points ago

If you played by taking a breath everytime, there's a solid chance of hyperventilating

[–]supertroll105 1 point2 points ago

I will probably die.

[–]Stripedkoala 0 points1 point ago

Jehaotbao lairnapl alantl!!

--- how i feel after they mentioned health care for the past few minutes

[–]Bestjosh 38 points39 points ago

Play teams with Blue and Red Solo cups.

[–]Megabert 24 points25 points ago

Coke and rum VS. Pepsi and rum!

[–]sumamus_exordio 4 points5 points ago

^ best idea

[–]aebler 70 points71 points ago

Seeing this on reddit and being from Germany, it just feels like most Americans take the whole pre election process as one big entertainment stunt by the media. Nevertheless ...this is hilarious!

[–]FlaccidExplosion 20 points21 points ago

The pre-election process IS a big entertainment stunt by the media. They enjoy it because the idiots on either side make fools of themselves, which in turn help the TV stations' ratings. The problem with American politics is that the candidates do not get elected to solve problems/issues, they get elected so they can continue to fight the other side just because they think their way is the only way. Partisanship is the number one problem with American politics and all of these debates further entrench either side in their ways.

A lot of people fail to remember that, back in the WWII days, Democrats and Republicans used to respect each other, socialize with each other, and discuss politics over drinks and social settings. They would spend time together because they were CIVIL with each other and they got shit done, actually helped the country. Now all they do is work as hard as they can to fuck the other side, based solely on the fact that they are the other side. The saddest part of all this is that it's constantly getting worse and money keeps it happening. It's not a fight to solve problems anymore, it's just a fight between two equally-stubborn, psychotic, camps that want to watch the other burn.

[–]TheNev 45 points46 points ago

to inject a little reality into it, yes, it is a big joke. Even the election is a huge joke. The money that helped Obama win in 08 from evil rich guys that are evil because they're rich, but be quiet because they donated to "our team" is backing Romney now. Therefore, they're evil rich money bankers that are evil and rich because they're backing "the other team".

Most partisans knew they were voting R or D before any of this even started. The debate is for the 10-17% of undecideds.

The GOP (republicans) even told everyone who their nominee was going to be well before the candidate selection even started.

This is not about fixing problems. It's about who gets to control the money in Washington. Do not ever let anyone on "either side" tell you any differently.

[–]FlaccidExplosion 7 points8 points ago

I always laugh about how each side thinks they have the answers and will elect the president. The truth of the matter is you have that 85%-90% that already know who they are voting for, basically split down the middle, who won't change their mind or the election. The ones in the middle will elect the president while the left and right bicker about who's right and wrong. It's honestly the most pathetic political system I've ever seen and I hate that it's accepted as ok.

[–]MeloJelo 1 point2 points ago

It's honestly the most pathetic political system I've ever seen

How many political systems have you seen?

[–]FlaccidExplosion 2 points3 points ago

Probably a poor choice of words but my point is that the American political system is completely broken and ridiculous. It should come as no surprise that they can't get anything done.

[–]aebler 7 points8 points ago

Thank you for the input.

I've been to the US several times and have lived there for some time too. I've experienced that, especially as a foreigner, you have to choose your words carefully as soon as you start mentioning politics. So Reddit s an excellent place to really speak your mind and "discuss".

[–]life_gave_me_leptons 21 points22 points ago

Ahem... I'm afraid I'm going to need to correct you there.

As much as I love Reddit it is one of the most partisan and, as a result, meaningless places to 'really speak your mind' and 'discuss' anything, simply because there is no fair discussion. Just take a ride on over to r/politics and have a look-see at every headliner on the front page.

As a conservative/libertarian I can tell you from first hand experience that anything I have to say, regardless of how logical and sincere it may be, will get the same reaction that a lumberjack stumbling into an Earth Liberation Front meeting would get.

[–]redemit 19 points20 points ago

Reddit hates libertarians and has no interest at all in Ron Paul. It has also moved to ban pictures of cats and limit posts about bacon.

[–]thordh5 0 points1 point ago

Dude... have you heard about the bacon shortage?

[–]EvilGrimace 17 points18 points ago

Depending on who I talk to on here, I'm either a stupid liberal or a selfish conservative. God forbid I support gay rights and smaller government.

[–]jawillde 8 points9 points ago

Don't you know that supporting gay rights and smaller government makes you a racist?

[–]hatdude 1 point2 points ago

So you want gay people to have smaller penises. How horrible!

[–]EvilGrimace 3 points4 points ago

No, I meant I want gay midgets in congress.

[–]druhol 1 point2 points ago

I'd watch that show.

[–]GrokLobster 0 points1 point ago

I refer to my penis as "The Man"

[–]DonEliado 2 points3 points ago

I have to tell you after reading some of your comments, a lot of the reaction you get is due to your tone. I'm as moderate as they come, socially liberal, fiscally conservative and agree with a lot of your points, but you are constantly condescending and using red herrings in your posts.

[–]life_gave_me_leptons 0 points1 point ago

Hah, I'd be ashamed if you were able to read through some of my deleted posts... truth be told, I do have a tendency to be abrasive with my comments in part because it is my personality. If I threw out any red herrings, they were unintentional as I try to stay on point as much as possible.

I hope you watched the debate tonight.

[–]TheTwelfthGate 0 points1 point ago

as a fellow conservative/libertarian you are so very true! You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[–]aebler 1 point2 points ago

I would NOT say meaningless. It is quite interesting for me to read different opinions even though Reddit indeed tends to be far-left to libertarian.

I see your point though.

[–]life_gave_me_leptons 0 points1 point ago

I'll admit I was being a bit brash; pent-up frustrations with my personal experiences here I'm sure. It's not entirely meaningless, and I actually enjoy (and, to a smaller degree, feel a conviction to read through) the posts and discussions here (polarizing as they are) because it helps me to formulate and solidify my own political views as well as articulate myself when countering opposing viewpoints.

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    [–]FlaccidExplosion 2 points3 points ago

    Reddit is a good place to speak your mind and discuss as long as you lean more left than right. It's no secret that Reddit has more Democrats than Republicans and you can see this by looking at the political posts around here. I'm not saying I'm for or against either side but I am comfortable saying that Reddit is more pro-Democrat than Republican.

    [–]aebler 0 points1 point ago

    Oh definitely! But I've seen numerous posts from Republicans which you could have an adult discussion with.

    [–]FlaccidExplosion 1 point2 points ago

    Of course. There are some on both sides that you can have a civil, adult, conversation with. But the majority of the time they are more middle-left or middle-right. The further you go to each side, the more childish and ridiculous the conversation and arguments become. I can totally see this when I have Facebook friends posting links about how Obama isn't a US citizen, or how Romney is an evil CEO-type who wants to send our jobs away while claiming he can create 12 million of them. There's no reasoning with the extremists and there's CERTAINLY no changing their minds but unfortunately these are the only people we have to choose from. When was the last time you heard about the fighting chances of Gary Johnson or Jill Stein? Probably never, and that's not going to change because they don't control the money.

    [–]aebler 0 points1 point ago

    And again I can't and don't want to argue about any of the points you made. The way I see it, the problem is that many people who do not belong to one of the extremist and fundamental do not vote because they feel like none of the given options would represent their beliefs. But by choosing not to vote they indirectly 'support' the so called 'extremist'.

    [–]FlaccidExplosion 1 point2 points ago

    Completely agree. "I won't vote for either of them because I don't agree with either of them." That's fine but those people can't really complain a whole lot.

    [–]aebler 1 point2 points ago

    You are absolutely and 100% right. Good talk.

    [–]FlaccidExplosion 0 points1 point ago

    ...see you out there?

    [–]turdburglersc 2 points3 points ago

    implying dadt would of been repealed under an (R) president.

    [–]TheNev -1 points0 points ago

    Thank you! You are the perfect example of what i'm talking about. We all appreciate the justification on why the entire process is a sham.

    [–]RageCap 1 point2 points ago

    Just adding to the joke.

    Obama only got something like thirty odd percent of the entire population of the US to vote for him, and boy he was amazingly popular.

    Your election system has so many people disenfranchised that you're living under minority rule.

    [–]Obvious_Troll_Accoun 1 point2 points ago

    Total population or voting age or people who could vote(citezens)?

    [–]RageCap 0 points1 point ago

    http://elections.gmu.edu/Turnout_2008P.html

    People who could vote.

    [–]snutr 1 point2 points ago

    Nevertheless ...this is hilarious!

    Which is what you folks said when Kaiser Wilhelm gave Otto von Bismarck the ole "heave ho".

    [–]aebler 0 points1 point ago

    "You guys" always does it for me...

    [–]mithgaladh 16 points17 points ago

    What is the Obama's "Doing Fine" gaffe?

    [–]SleepyTurtle 3 points4 points ago

    He said the middle class was "doing fine". Edit: he was actually referring to the private sector. kudos to the fact checkers out there.

    [–]Like_a_Rubberball 13 points14 points ago

    No, he said the private sector was doing fine.

    [–]redemit 8 points9 points ago

    Which many argue it is, it's just that corporate profit doesn't have a 1:1 correlation to employment.

    [–]zosocks 5 points6 points ago

    private sector jobs have bounced back just fine, the problem is that so many government jobs got cut in response to the crisis. Republicans would cut government jobs even more

    [–]RageCap 2 points3 points ago

    government jobs got cut

    They only got cut at the local level, federal government jobs have grown.

    [–]zosocks 2 points3 points ago

    Republicans have cut/prevented spending and would do so again in the future. less gov't spending = less gov't jobs, whether its at the local or federal level. and many local gov'ts get a ton of funding from the federal and state gov'ts

    [–]RageCap 0 points1 point ago

    Yeah only state and local republicans are doing anything about cutting jobs, sure you can paint a doomsday picture of a Republican administration but they've proven to flip on their agenda just as much if not more than Democrats.

    Since when did a federal Republican administration actually cut something? Wasn't it before Reagan?

    I find it so strange that on reddit, Republicans are always liars unless it's about their platform, oh no then they're really going to be the fiscal hawks that will bring us back to the 1800s spending levels of doom.

    [–]zosocks 4 points5 points ago

    the tea party has blocked plenty of government spending and forced draconian cuts with the "fiscal cliff." they did follow through on their promises and therefore i believe they would do it again, especially if given the chance to have a unified government. maybe mitt romney is secretly for spending, but who knows what he really believes.

    [–]ProbablyInteresting 1 point2 points ago

    Source?

    Not trying to be a dick, I'm genuinely curious.

    [–]zosocks 2 points3 points ago

    http://www.businessinsider.com/the-chart-public-sector-vs-private-sector-employment-2012-6

    [–]FoolsRun 1 point2 points ago

    BusinessInsider. Not even once.

    [–]zosocks 1 point2 points ago

    ok well here's another source showing the same thing, sourced to the bureau of labor statistics. private sector jobs are back to where they were when obama took office, but public sector has lagged behind both in the crash and likely the recovery.

    [–]SnakeyesX 2 points3 points ago

    No, he said Paris Hilton was doing fine.

    [–]JAfball77 5 points6 points ago

    No, he said Anne Romney was looking fine.

    [–]frugal_masturbater 1 point2 points ago

    He said Anne Frank was looking fine.

    [–]JAfball77 2 points3 points ago

    No, he said frankly Ann your private sector is looking fine.

    [–]frugal_masturbater 1 point2 points ago

    A little Bushy, still, but fine nonetheless.

    [–]JAfball77 1 point2 points ago

    Smells a bit like Clinton.

    [–]LaziestNoveltyAcct -5 points-4 points ago

    I don't care what anyone says, paris hilton is fine as fuck

    [–]Obvious_Troll_Accoun -1 points0 points ago

    She is a shallow twig.

    [–]LaziestNoveltyAcct 3 points4 points ago

    doesn't matter, still hot

    [–]MrJay235 0 points1 point ago

    Yeah, but I'd argue that hot =/= fine. Fine is hot with class. Hot is just "I'd fap to that", in my opinion.

    [–]LaziestNoveltyAcct 1 point2 points ago

    ahhh got ya

    [–]jawillde 2 points3 points ago

    He first said the "The private sector is doing fine" and then he said "It's absolutely clear the economy is not doing fine" just hours later.

    So, the GOP/Romney will/is go after those remarks because if the economy isn't doing fine then neither is the private sector and it comes across as a big contradiction.

    [–]easyEggplant 3 points4 points ago

    I have no idea, but I visited the site that made the image, and they look fucking crazy.

    [–]Contero 2 points3 points ago

    Obama is waging a war on women!

    Trample on women's religious conscience by demanding taxpayer subsidies for abortion providers

    Wait, that doesn't...

    Increase the cost of college tuition, disproportionately affecting women, who are more likely to attend college

    That's a bit of a stret....

    Grow the national debt

    You're not even mentioning women anymore!

    Deploy a massive propaganda campaign

    The irony.

    [–]easyEggplant 2 points3 points ago

    I think that must have grown out of a desperate request to try to make up something to counter the whole Akin debacle.

    [–]hipswiggle 13 points14 points ago

    I just checked how many sick days I have left, and it's on like Donkey Kong!

    [–]Cookster4234 8 points9 points ago

    I'm all for drinking games, but I'm not looking for a quick death!

    [–]olafthebent 8 points9 points ago

    I did the Star Wars drinking game with a bunch of buddies once for my room-mate's birthday.

    The Birthday boy was "Luke"... he was unconscious at the end of it.

    In one of the movies someone repeatedly calls for Luke and after like the 5th time my buddy stands up and yells at the TV.

    "ANSWER HER FOR FUCK SAKES... I HAVE TO GO PEE"

    ... good times

    [–]docosminog 7 points8 points ago

    All studying and homework is now out the window. My liver will hate me, but if I don't do this, the terrorists win.

    Okay - real talk - I'm on reddit. I don't study.

    [–]pyrosoad 0 points1 point ago

    I have fall break starting tomorrow, this is going to be fun.

    [–]kayleighija 7 points8 points ago

    we're going with this one: http://www.clotureclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2012-presidential-debate-layout1.jpg

    [–]RCCheshire 6 points7 points ago

    Better buy more beer!

    [–]jumbofighter 5 points6 points ago

    Now I want to be American so I can do this too !

    [–]uberbro 8 points9 points ago

    No need to be Murican, drinking is universal

    [–]messrmo 6 points7 points ago

    That "address them in the third person" rule will get you fucked.

    [–]Cadaverlanche 3 points4 points ago

    Drink if Obama says "Let there be no mistake..."

    [–]ohsnapitsrags 2 points3 points ago

    Addresses his opponent in third person |

    I feel like this is the only way they will be addressing each other and most of the other rules to this game won't even matter. We'll be drunk in the first 5 minutes.
    edit: I can't ever format quotes right.

    [–]goldgecko4 2 points3 points ago

    Sounds fun! However, it's kinda sad to get shitfaced by myself.

    [–]LaziestNoveltyAcct 0 points1 point ago

    or awesome

    [–]Auki 2 points3 points ago

    We all know, that Obama knows reddit, now let's just hope he doesn't watch how i met your mother

    [–]passenger955 0 points1 point ago

    But um...

    [–]ragamufin 1 point2 points ago

    what the hell does "addresses his opponent in the 3rd person" mean?

    [–]energirl 4 points5 points ago

    That rule really doesn't make a lot of sense. There's no other way for the candidates to address each other unless they talk to each other directly (2nd person). Remember English class...

    1st person is the speaker (I, me, my, mine - we, us, our, ours)

    2nd person is the person being spoken to (you, your, yours - y'all, y'all's)

    3rd person is someone/something else being spoken about (he, she, it, him, her, his, hers, its - them, their, theirs). 3rd person also includes names, unless the speaker is taking directly to the person whose name he/she uses.

    [–]citizen311 1 point2 points ago

    I completely agree with you. I think what the OP is going for is "my opponent" vs. "Mr. Obama/Romney." Which one is the one which causes drinking, though, is anyone's guess.

    [–]ragamufin 0 points1 point ago

    I knew it! I guess in a standard personal debate, you would address your opponent as "you". But in a presidential debate, where each candidate is addressing the people, they are going to refer to each other in the 3rd person almost constantly. infinity drinking...

    [–]pxsalmers 0 points1 point ago

    Calling them by their name?

    [–]fishebulb 3 points4 points ago

    That is a really well done and non biased game.

    [–]dontcorrectmyspellin 3 points4 points ago

    I disagree, I find it biased in favor of Romney. It instructs you to focus on his job creation plan, his strategies for small business, the "opportunities" for private sector, and Reagan.

    For Obama, it wants you to focus on his arrogance, attacking Romney, blaming the past, and attacking the rich.

    [–]MyDaddyTaughtMeWell 2 points3 points ago

    I picked up on this too. Then I went to the website that put this game up and found that the top story under their "Breaking News" section is all about Obama's War on Women. So yeah, I think it may be a bit biased. It is just more subtle than what we are used to.

    [–]Ironicallypredictabl 1 point2 points ago

    So we get drunk if Obama is a hero? Sign me up!

    [–]RUN_DA_RIDDIM 1 point2 points ago

    In the UK we have a drinking game called 'drink your fucking drink' and the whole point of it is not to have obstacles or rules thats stops us from doing so.

    [–]GenitalHarpies 9 points10 points ago

    That just sounds ridiculous.

    [–]OscarWhisky 6 points7 points ago

    Doesn't sound like much fun.

    [–]RUN_DA_RIDDIM -1 points0 points ago

    Thats cos ur not drunk yet. Start drinkin then tell me if its fun after an hour or 2.

    [–]OscarWhisky 0 points1 point ago

    I genuinely think playing a drinking game would be more fun than simply drinking to get drunk.

    [–]sexybeast099 2 points3 points ago

    The way I play drinking games, you can drink as much as you want in addition to the game's rules. No obstacles here.

    [–]21000 2 points3 points ago

    Jim Jefferies.

    [–]RUN_DA_RIDDIM 2 points3 points ago

    Yup

    [–]andrewtheernst 0 points1 point ago

    I purposefully lose at drinking games. I'm getting drunk, assholes!

    [–]poo-poo 0 points1 point ago

    No one loses in a drinking game.

    [–]The-Falcon 1 point2 points ago

    You won't be the only one bud.

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    [–]agobayer[S] 3 points4 points ago

    I have no idea what you're talking about

    [–]pumpkinhooker 1 point2 points ago

    Wish I wasn't working tomorrow so I could play!

    [–]isabella-pussolini 1 point2 points ago

    Wow... thats amazing.... yet dangerous... but many fun things in life are! Best of luck

    [–]kingofsnark 1 point2 points ago

    *dead

    [–]NDBeans929 0 points1 point ago

    Anyone else thinking of doing this with hard liquor only?

    [–]shibbyman342 3 points4 points ago

    No, that is suicide.

    [–]Clamburglar 0 points1 point ago

    I am going to be so dead tomorrow at this time

    FTFY

    [–]HeyThereLittleGirl 0 points1 point ago

    Drunk? I'm going to die!

    [–]madmartigans 1 point2 points ago

    What's missing here is Obama saying "Look, ...." He says it in every interview I have ever seen.

    [–]gichebiche 0 points1 point ago

    does anyone know of a link where i can stream this online? i won't be near a tv to watch this

    [–]redemit 0 points1 point ago

    I checked the source site and the first thing I saw was a post supporting Allen West and then I left quickly. Good rules though.

    [–]derpymuff5 0 points1 point ago

    I'm just going to have an ambulance on standby

    [–]TheJanks 0 points1 point ago

    After reading all the "finish the beer" options, I think most of you may be dead.

    [–]kepley 1 point2 points ago

    There is no allowed time. Buzz Killington, away!

    [–]moutaa 0 points1 point ago

    I love getting hammered by myself.

    [–]geezimonly26 1 point2 points ago

    i was already telling myself that i was going to do this, but i realized that i should probably use the same rules but instead of drinking, i should exercise.

    [–]xdestruxionx 0 points1 point ago

    I'm drunk just thinking about this game

    [–]I-hate-reposts 0 points1 point ago

    What about the "you, you didnt build that"

    [–]douchebag_investor 0 points1 point ago

    I'd like to see somebody tally the results.

    [–]nicholmikey 0 points1 point ago

    This is what politics have come down to.

    [–]crankypants_mcgee 0 points1 point ago

    I am all for drinking games and heavy intoxication, but this would just kill people!

    [–]senzu_bean_soup 1 point2 points ago

    I'm not sure that alcohol and politics mix well...

    [–]Longerhin 0 points1 point ago

    What time does it start? Any internet streams?

    [–]yerm620 0 points1 point ago

    Potential suicide.

    [–]michaelthe 1 point2 points ago

    This would require watching the debate. LOLno.

    [–]xxlurkerstatusxx 0 points1 point ago

    This is one of my assignments in my English class that's due on Friday :D

    [–]zifu 0 points1 point ago

    Any way to watch this online?

    [–]bluebawls 0 points1 point ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z4Nkw4nqigU

    There will be other streams as well.

    [–]hockeyhalod 0 points1 point ago

    Why is "Take a drink when Obama says Ummm.." on there? I guess you would be drunk in a few minutes...

    [–]edisekeed 0 points1 point ago

    That sounds like it's going to be non-stop drinking

    [–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

    I want to say I know what'll I'll be doing during this master debate, but I'm most likely going to black out, and lose all ability to function appropriately.

    [–]SassyMoron 0 points1 point ago

    if anyone says "stimulus" = do a bump

    [–]define_genius 0 points1 point ago

    Just replying so I can find this later. Also must remember more beer.

    [–]agobayer[S] 0 points1 point ago

    I really hope no one dies because of this post, I didnt expect it to do this well, be safe and dont drive!

    [–]CharredCharmander 0 points1 point ago

    I will be an avid participant

    [–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

    Oh, god... ded of teh alkohaul poizuns.

    [–]spark0 0 points1 point ago

    well reddit, it's been a great run but it is time it ends. Night night

    [–]real00hammer7 0 points1 point ago

    By the looks of it we will all be drunk going into the voting booth. And I can see it now. The president in a landslide victory Al Gore

    [–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point ago

    This is why they should hold debates on a Friday!

    [–]wheretheriverbends 0 points1 point ago

    Conservativeintel....what an oxymoron...

    [–]JulesVerneFJ 0 points1 point ago

    Can somebody tell me if there will be a live feed on youtube, so I can watch it?

    [–]WastedWiFi 0 points1 point ago

    By proposing this game to the general public of reddit you are about to wipe out more than 75% of us.

    [–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

    I can't watch presidential debates. I just wait a few days in the hope that a transcript will be put up online. I can just go to the questions I care about.

    [–]darth_vexos 0 points1 point ago

    The fact alone that Obama's "Let me be clear" is on this list makes me think I'll only be able to make it through 8 - 10 minutes tops.

    [–]ETF_Ross101 0 points1 point ago

    I hope there is enough beer in the world for this

    [–]BBQCopter 0 points1 point ago

    They should have added a line for drinking if Romney looks longingly at his opponent. He's always doing that.

    [–]xtreme33 0 points1 point ago

    I'm pretty sure you'll get alcohol poisoning, you might even die.

    [–]Africanbadger 0 points1 point ago

    I think you will die a horrid death if you went through with this

    [–]Free_Weed 0 points1 point ago

    Alcohol poisoning anyone?

    [–]4EverInADay 0 points1 point ago

    Someone in the world is dead right now.

    [–]guagamole 0 points1 point ago

    This shit is getting me drunk!

    [–]CptJesusSoulPatrol 0 points1 point ago

    If you're still doing this, you're dead.

    [–]Tipsymidget 0 points1 point ago

    Private sector, oh shit

    [–]Hannahrles 0 points1 point ago

    "If a candidate goes over their allowed time, CHUG UNTIL THE HOST STOPS THEM."

    I'm guessing several people have died at this point.

    [–]DrunkOnLuck -1 points0 points ago

    I just played this game and i have decided that to avoid the massive mindfuck of a hangover that will insue tomorrow, im just going to stay a little drunk for the rest of my life

    [–]idealdefence 0 points1 point ago

    Hasnt been long into the debate. You would be dead by now. Romney has like 20 mins over

    [–]sonvincent 0 points1 point ago

    He be er said "let me be clear."

    [–]sonvincent 0 points1 point ago

    Uhhh, never said

    [–]mirrislegend 0 points1 point ago

    Finally, a reason to watch the election!

    [–]Looking_Glass_Z 0 points1 point ago

    Considering the moderator didnt stop them from going over some people must be super drunk right now.

    [–]turnofthesentry 1 point2 points ago

    I tallied the count tonight using these same rules and it was roughly 81 drinks and 21 minutes of chugging. Happy alcohol poisoning!

    [–]philjenkins51 1 point2 points ago

    anyone have totals?

    [–]XstellarX 0 points1 point ago

    After watching the debate. The "Chug until the host stops them" rule would have killed anyone by 10 minutes into the debate.

    [–]sequeezer 2 points3 points ago

    it will be 4am in Germany when this starts, i will be way to drunk by then to play this game :'( #firstworldproblem

    [–]agobayer[S] 0 points1 point ago

    Literal first world problem

    [–]heresanothersoul -5 points-4 points ago

    Drink if Mitt Romney makes an ass of himself. Edit: It's pretty funny that I'm being downvoted for this.

    [–]21000 -2 points-1 points ago

    I don't understand why Americans have drinking games. Just drink and enjoy.

    [–]redemit 4 points5 points ago

    Plausible deniability; "I didn't drink too much because I'm an alcoholic, I drank too much because you're so good at throwing ping pong balls into Solo cups."

    [–]schattenteufel 3 points4 points ago

    We have this thing in the USA called "Fun."
    Perhaps you've heard of it in your travels?

    [–]dWoell -4 points-3 points ago

    Commenting to find later

    [–]agobayer[S] 0 points1 point ago

    you know you can save links right?

    [–]arosef1027 1 point2 points ago

    Another rule: drink if Obama mentions Bin Laden

    [–]MacroPhallus 0 points1 point ago

    I think finishing your drink would be more appropriate for this one.

    [–]arosef1027 0 points1 point ago

    Might as well

    [–]Torncano 1 point2 points ago

    Finish your drink if Obama mentions 47%?

    This game will give alcohol poisoning to anyone who plays it in the first 30 minutes.

    [–]shibbyman342 0 points1 point ago

    First 30 seconds.

    [–]SADoctorNick -2 points-1 points ago

    note how the "47%" thing is remarks, and "doing fine" is a gaffe.

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