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When my wife's not in the mood... (imgur.com)

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[–]reynej 112 points113 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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When my wife's not in the mood... 17coms 567pts 8hrs gifs
Train Cat has given up on life ;_; 7coms 195pts 24dys GifSound
How I feel when my girlfriend wakes me up in the morning 1com 1pt 1mo gifs
Not A Single Fuck Was Given 1com 7pts 1mo funny
How I feel after taking care of two hyperactive kids three days in a row 5coms 215pts 2mos reactiongifs
When she just isn't really into it. 5coms 328pts 3mos reactiongifs
When someone pokes me on Facebook. 1com 4pts 3mos funny
Cats don't care 1com 18pts 3mos gifs
Exactly what it's like when my girlfriend is too tired to have sex.... 6coms 10pts 5mos funny
How I feel studying for exams of subjects I have no interest in. 16coms 545pts 5mos funny
now, with cats 1com 15pts 6mos Alex
How my girlfriend feels when I wake up wanting sex. 554coms 1716pts 6mos funny
How I feel when my girlfriend wakes me up in the morning. 50coms 636pts 6mos funny
Cats 7coms 52pts 8mos gifs
Not one fuck was given that day. 117coms 1073pts 10mos funny
And no shits were given that Christmas... 5coms 153pts 3mos gifs
How a girl must feel trying cowgirl for the first time. (Fixed.) 16coms 114pts 28dys funny
[SFW]When the pussy isn't wet... 16coms 556pts 4mos funny
No fucks given 70coms 763pts 8mos funny
As a senior with no core requirements left. 18coms 886pts 1mo reactiongifs
When people tell me to get out of the bathroom and I don't. 1com 2pts 1mo funny
When people downvote one of my comments to oblivion, I don't delete it. 180coms 1344pts 1mo funny

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[–]matt01ss 12 points13 points ago

Seems OP doesn't care about reposting

[–]sas_ 44 points45 points ago

Thank you, it's nice to see empirical evidence that I have indeed seen this many, many times before with the same unfunny goddamn joke.

[–]DudeWithTheNose 11 points12 points ago

Holy. Shit.

[–]SkyHawkMkIV 0 points1 point ago

Ooh, GifSound. That one might be funny :)

[–]sukkerfri69 -1 points0 points ago

What causes reposts and how can we get rid of them? Is it influx of new users upvoting content that is new to them? Is it that we as humans only like the familiar? Are there that many retards on reddit? Bots? If we discover this, we might be able to do something about it.

[–]Jaberwocky_Superfly 18 points19 points ago

Oddly enough, this is also why your wife is not in the mood.

[–]atlusblue -2 points-1 points ago

your post is right below the 'fuck megablocks' post. So I am gonna assume you mean she hates blocks that much.

[–]Ajunk 8 points9 points ago

HOW MANY TIMES MUST THIS BE POSTED?!

[–]mackinoncougars 9 points10 points ago

Typical redittor...married to a cat.

[–]InappropriateHeyOh 8 points9 points ago

Is your name Alex?

[–]alexphllips 1 point2 points ago

My name is Alex.

[–]Crimsonskyss 1 point2 points ago

Your name checks out

[–]alexispetznik 1 point2 points ago

my name has Alex in is.. does that count?

[–]Taodyn[S] -4 points-3 points ago

No, and I do not have starburns.

[–]InappropriateHeyOh 1 point2 points ago

Haha, as much as I love that show, I was referencing what the train in the GIF says.

[–]Taodyn[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Listen... I don't question you about what names you have tattooed on your penis.

[–]InappropriateHeyOh -2 points-1 points ago

I think we could be friends.

Not because of your penis tattoos.

[–]Crimsonskyss 0 points1 point ago

HeyOh!

[–]fish1414 9 points10 points ago

Isn't your job to make her in the mood?

[–]leorising 12 points13 points ago

This. A thousand times. Women just aren't generally horny at the drop of a hat. I'd say that 25% of the time I don't feel in the mood, but of that 25% how many times will I give in when he is trying? Almost always. Why? Because he goes straight for my insta-horny spot (nipple play in my case) and before I know it my body has responded with the appropriate hormones and chemical rush that make me unstoppable. And then I'm glad we had sex ...usually it ends up where I want to go multiple rounds and he is extra stoked.

Just something to think about men.

[–]overattachedwife 3 points4 points ago

Also, I don't know if it's just me but I suspect it isn't, I seem to be in the mood a lot more than my husband is, so I don't get why redditors complain so much about their wives/girlfriends not being in the mood.

[–]leorising 1 point2 points ago

Yeah same here. My thing is that I like multiple rounds in one session, first one just gets me warmed up. He is more of a single round guy, sadly.

[–]overattachedwife -1 points0 points ago

Ooh, sorry for that. Every woman wants that. Have you told him that?

[–]leorising -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, he knows. If its the weekend or during the day he is down, but at night in bed... roll over and fall asleep. It's all good though.

[–]devildog_marine1 0 points1 point ago

Same here. My SO wants it more than I do... I figured I was doing somthing right but it's normal I guess

[–]overattachedwife -1 points0 points ago

Well, you certainly aren't doing anything wrong if she wants you all the time. I'd rather have no sex than bad sex.

[–]devildog_marine1 0 points1 point ago

Ha she is always saying stuff like that

[–]overattachedwife -1 points0 points ago

Sounds like a smart lady ;)

[–]devildog_marine1 -1 points0 points ago

Ha she is always saying stuff like that

[–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

Thank god I woke up after September ended.

[–]xslay3rx 0 points1 point ago

Good job Green Day.

[–]ChineseBuffetChamp 9 points10 points ago

Just banging that pussy and not getting any reaction at all, huh?

[–]150c_vapour 5 points6 points ago

I think this same joke with this gif has been posted a dozen times now. gf in the morning, etc. etc.

[–]NaitZabes 1 point2 points ago

Your wife is a cat?

[–]MasterNyx -1 points0 points ago

Just the tip.

[–]Dashieee -1 points0 points ago

So ya can marry cats now or what

[–]gigitythatwutshesaid -1 points0 points ago

Try liquor, lube and a sexy dance. Bitches love the sexy dance!

[–]chubby_cheese -1 points0 points ago

Isn't any one going to ask how this is animated when it's a JPG?

[–]MyRedditAcc0unt -1 points0 points ago

When my hands not in the mood' ftfy'

[–]stinkypants -1 points0 points ago

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[–]iDontShift -2 points-1 points ago

give her a massage, all over. if she falls asleep, good... you keep that up she'll want to give back.

feeling good is an art that can be mastered by all

[–]GrayTiger44 -1 points0 points ago

what im thinking: Come on do sex

[–]WalrusoftheWorld 0 points1 point ago

In my head I said "If its that fucking cat and train gif..."

[–]bruce_oat -2 points-1 points ago

Indifferent sex just isn't hot...

[–]Shamborsky -4 points-3 points ago

WARNING: Anticipate pussy jokes

[–]stutteringgeiser -2 points-1 points ago

That's pretty much the exact same title used the last time this was reposted.

OP, why are you such a shameless, karma whoring sack of shit?

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes -2 points-1 points ago

Fuckin' Mega Bloks.

[–]AdminWhore -2 points-1 points ago

If it was my wife the cat would have got up and run away.

[–]alexphllips -2 points-1 points ago

I like that the train has my name on.

[–]Fuzzy_Butthole -5 points-4 points ago

Takin the pain train to pound town.

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