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[–]mrguy123 57 points58 points ago

It seems to be working, judging by this picture.

[–]nomalas 12 points13 points ago

Yeah but those aren't the types of girls you want to hang out with, anyway. Right guys? Am I right? Guys?

[–]penis-butter 4 points5 points ago

I've been around enough sorority girls in my day to confidently say no.

[–]DeliriousZeus 7 points8 points ago

Wait, so you do or don't want to hang out with them?

[–]penis-butter 9 points10 points ago

Yes.

[–]muffinmonk 4 points5 points ago

Sorority girls make the best wingwomen. Having them hang around and having a good time makes other girls think you're a pretty cool guy, and they're more open to hang out with you.

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 4 points5 points ago

My fiancee was in a sorority. She's alright.

But anyway, sorority girls are pretty hit and miss. Some are cool. Some are weird and take that shit way too seriously.

[–]penis-butter 0 points1 point ago

I agree. A majority of them give of the impression that they all act the same but I also know a lot that are pretty cool.

[–]victordavion 2 points3 points ago

They don't have to be sorority girls to be hanging out with frat guys.

[–]Greasy_Animal 5 points6 points ago

But let's be honest, most girls who go to frat parties are in sororities

[–]victordavion -1 points0 points ago

Possibly. I have no idea to be honest. I just know a friend who, along with her girlfriends, hang out with frat boys.

[–]churnbutter 117 points118 points ago

I thought the "1" was just a vertical line cutting the banner in half, and thought this was some weird pedophile joke...

[–]zealer 13 points14 points ago

I thought the same thing about the "1", but I assumed it was the price to drink and sleepover.

[–]Mystikilla 10 points11 points ago

I read it as 21 to drink / 8ish to sleep over, cant stop smirking now.

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 3 points4 points ago

I thought it was 2/to drink /8ish to sleep over....I was like, why the fuck are you charging to sleep over...

[–]evilrawrman 0 points1 point ago

I thought it meant boobs like you need two boobs to drink if you're not in the frat and you need two boobs and three other chicks to sleepover

[–]judge_bredd 27 points28 points ago

This is in Madison WI, during the Mifflin St. Black Party. On wisconsin!

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 10 points11 points ago

I was 99% certain that it was Madison, then I thought... nah.

Yep.

[–]inuse23 7 points8 points ago

I was 99% certain i've walked past this house in madison. I'll never forget the first time I went there and saw kids pumping kegs that were sitting in the snow bank outside.

[–]Hahaidontgetit 2 points3 points ago

But... There are white people. How is it a black party?

[–]gangway 0 points1 point ago

Black party? Sounds like a hoot

[–]hbadg21 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure? It looks a hell of a lot like Morgantown, WV.

[–]judge_bredd 0 points1 point ago

Yeah the small sign on the house is from a rental company called Madison Property Management and it was my friends house so I was there.

[–]caseyracer 22 points23 points ago

I prefer our parent's weekend sign: "Moms drink for free."

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 7 points8 points ago

They already have more girls over than I do.

[–]andsuddenlybadgers 9 points10 points ago

Fellow Badgers? That's from the Mifflin Street Block Party last year!

[–]Youarereadinganame 8 points9 points ago

For me its 18 to Drink, 16 to sleep over. Every time you send your youthful tourists over here, they go bananas.

[–]scattyscams 1 point2 points ago

i apologize

[–]adamsimon 0 points1 point ago

I feel like your name tricked me.

[–]Mosss 0 points1 point ago

QC what up?

[–]DrPoopyTrousers 18 points19 points ago

18ish = old enough to know what a penis does

[–]bab51 6 points7 points ago

That house looks like a horror movie waiting to happen.

[–]TheAdeptMoron 31 points32 points ago

This sign has literally been in front of every frat house, ever.

[–]goofandaspoof 16 points17 points ago

TIL that Canadian frat houses wait 2 years after being able to legally drink.

[–]sndtech 7 points8 points ago

Never seen a Canadian frat house.

[–]NightOfPandas 3 points4 points ago

Do Canadians go to college? I guess no one will ever know.

[–]monkeyphonics 10 points11 points ago

Lumberjack School

[–]enki1337 7 points8 points ago

We're a bit more sophisticated than that. It's called Forestry now.

[–]drneanderthal 0 points1 point ago

Syrup Unversity

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

TIL they have frat houses outside of the USA

[–]Cesar4324 1 point2 points ago

My fraternity was the first to have a chapter outside the country. We have a few chapters in Canada and now one at Oxford.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

do they work in countries where drinking alcohol isn't an issue?

[–]ah_hell -2 points-1 points ago

Wait 2 years for what?

[–]kalebiles[S] 22 points23 points ago

I'm sorry

[–]badgarok725 0 points1 point ago

Seen plenty of frats without that sign. Most that ive seen don't want people sleeping over

[–]HypnoKraken 6 points7 points ago

Is this Keene?

[–]Humansteaks03 5 points6 points ago

Hahaha fuck Keene Stste!

[–]NicolaeDebevec 5 points6 points ago

Money well spent I see...

[–]omegawoot 3 points4 points ago

Kinda Sorta College! (KSC)

[–]HypnoKraken 1 point2 points ago

It does suck, but pumpkin fest is always good ahahaah

[–]FaptainAwesome 1 point2 points ago

"You honk, we drink."

And the Railroad sucks

[–]HypnoKraken 0 points1 point ago

LoL yes, yes.

[–]KnightSabersSanjo 0 points1 point ago

21 to Drink, 18-ish to Hoot-n-Scoot. So to speak.

[–]naphini 4 points5 points ago

"ish"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I mean, in many states the age of consent is 16. Or for example I believe PA has a 4-year rule, so it's totally legal for a 17 year old to sleep with a 21 year old, which is a college junior/senior. Just saying.

[–]RetardedJedi 3 points4 points ago

Swede here, the age of consent here is 15.

[–]EDurham 1 point2 points ago

England = 16

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[–]DrewAllen42 5 points6 points ago

if you're 15, you can.

[–]naphini 0 points1 point ago

Now that you mention it, in my state, Minnesota, I'm pretty sure the age of consent is 16, unless the adult is in a position of power (parent, teacher, coach, etc).

[–]zelmerszoetrop -1 points0 points ago

I wouldn't worry if I were you, Hitler would be like 123 if he were alive. Way over the age of consent.

[–]ronleybigcat 1 point2 points ago

Sadly, it probably will...

[–]mearvk 2 points3 points ago

Egon: "I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone."

[–]adamsimon 1 point2 points ago

I just woke the baby laughing at this.

[–]pitchaim 0 points1 point ago

Greek life just scares me, feeding into the cycle of bureaucratic bullshit that's precisely what's dragging this country into the ground. Not to mention the general douchebaggery, stupid needless risk-taking/over-the-top drug & alcohol consumption (it's fine to try things out, just know your limits for fuck's sake!!) and creating men who never grow up and women who can't trust themselves to be themselves without some superficial external approval. It really makes me sick. I'm not saying that every single last house and every single brother/sister is like this, it's just something to think about before committing yourself to an organization that may care more about the funny stories they'll get from seeing the stupid shit they'll get you to do and the potential new members you'll bring in than you yourself as a person.

[–]Hillska 0 points1 point ago

I'm currently pledging a fraternity with this mindset. From what I can tell so far the guys are all decent dudes who like to have a good time. Another pledge was accused of date-raping a senior from my girlfriend's sorority and they reviewed the case and ended up making him de-pledge. I have a lot of friends on my campus and on other campuses who are in greek life, and they're all good people. I encourage you to not base your opinion on this good thing off of the terrible things you hear in the news. Also there's nothing in this picture to overtly state any of the people involved are greek, and there are no letters are on the house. I'm not saying you're wrong to assume, just a reminder.

[–]pitchaim 0 points1 point ago

Hey everything I said notwithstanding, go for it, as long as you really think you'll get something out of it. I mainly feel that it's a problem for people who join fraternities and sororities naively; it becomes easier for those kinds of things to happen when the people involved don't understand what it is that can make Greek organizations helpful and beneficial to them in the long run. I base my opinions off of fraternities at my school and schools in the city I'm currently living in (as well as news stories, I'm not perfect haha) - I've pledged a fraternity, dropped out, joined another and remained a brother for 2 years until dropping out this semester. I don't mean to discourage people from joining, I just wish people would join for the right reasons more consistently.

[–]Tychus_Kayle 1 point2 points ago

18-ish range depends on the state if you catch my drift.

[–]CiD7707 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes. Homecoming.

21 2 Drink 18 2 Bone Lake Haus 2012.

[–]makesureimjewish 1 point2 points ago

2 to drink? 8ish to sleep over? What a thoughtful daycare

[–]fistman 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it has worked on at least 2 ladies so far...

[–]boughtitout 1 point2 points ago

The sad part is that this works.

[–]jamesherr44 0 points1 point ago

Dam pedophiles

[–]bchiz 0 points1 point ago

Funny how it sais 18ish lol. Have an upvote!

[–]SonOfGallifrey 1 point2 points ago

it makes me sad because this is my campus. i know this house. and for reference this picture was taken during the Mifflin Street Block Party 2012 in Madison, WI

[–]kacheda44 0 points1 point ago

Repost. Anybody else remember this one?

[–]SlipStreamWork 0 points1 point ago

My personal favorite sign is "Our couches pull out, but we don't"

[–]M5T4RR3TT 1 point2 points ago

Is this from last Mifflin in Madison WI? I think I recognize the building and even the (i think) MPM rental sign on the porch.

[–]MrTokinEdz 1 point2 points ago

That looks disgusting.

[–]cyborgnyc 0 points1 point ago

Is this at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor?

[–]bmolson3 0 points1 point ago

MADISON, WI :)

[–]El_Diablito 1 point2 points ago

Roofie dart snipers are posted around this building.

[–]bwanstall7992 0 points1 point ago

Definitely saw this house on campus PD.... Anyone else?

[–]hockey_312 0 points1 point ago

WAY TO GO S.A.E.! i thought it was 17 in wisconsin.....

[–]oblivinite 2 points3 points ago

Why Do You Capitalize Your Title Like This?

[–]tacotaster -1 points0 points ago

Men >21 girls <18

[–]JoePurdy -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, frat boys are so witty and funny...

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[–]mcsharp 0 points1 point ago

Classyish!

[–]nss68 0 points1 point ago

looks like penn state's campus

[–]EnysAtSea -2 points-1 points ago

What a sausage fest.

[–]EpicJ 0 points1 point ago

There's at least 3 girls so it's not really a sausage fest

[–]EnysAtSea 0 points1 point ago

Yeah and like 9 guys. That's a pretty unpleasant ratio.

[–]Huttbert 0 points1 point ago

The house to the left was the shittiest apartment I've ever lived in.