The perfect BLT.

rargpilt · 1 day

bacon weave player

brainmapper1 · 1 day

(says quietly) ...toast please..?

Jemiinii · 1 day

Totally awesome BLT tip: When applying the mayo, sprinkle a little pepper in it, taste sensation!

Mccormicculus · 1 day

I'm guessing that this bacon either went in the oven or a toaster oven. What temperature did you use and how long did you cook the bacon?

DanKonly · 1 day

I'm going to make my BLTs like this from now on and lie to everyone by saying I came up with the idea myself.

thegregbradley · 1 day

I literally JUST ate a BLT that I made myself, then log in to Reddit to find a completely better way to make one. Not sure how to feel.

Prepare_To_Be_Woo-ed · 1 day

I admire your technique, but isn't having ANY BLT perfect?

andrew650 · 1 day

substitute lettuce with smushed avocado and put a slice light cheddar cheese on each side. omg.

thekiidchad · 1 day

Don't forget the mayo on BOTH pieces of bread

johnjamesjacoby · 1 day

Bacon blanket. That's fucking genius.

SoullessCarrot · 1 day

EpicMealTime would be proud

Darthtagnan · 1 day

Not quite, I'd be perfect if it were in my hands. Nice try, though.

c0r3y · 1 day

That looks good and all, but Alton Brown's take on a BLT changed. my. fucking. life.

laflavor · 1 day

The perfect BLT wouldn't include lettuce or tomato.

not_much_better · 1 day

At first glance they look like little bacon swastikas...

the_walrus_was_ringo · 2012-10-03T09:00:12+00:00

Is this what American bacon looks like? Looks like the fat we cut off (here in Australia) to get the actual meat.

TheBeardedChef · 1 day

Sick Bacon Weave!

DoodleBob88 · 1 day

I hope you know about this masterpiece

amdinator · 1 day

Substitute the lettuce and tomato with bacon, the mayo with butter, and the bread with 100% whole wheat. Omnomnom.

deltaninethc · 1 day

Bacon Latticed Together

mrzeus7 · 1 day

My god, I don't like bacon that much, but this looks fucking delicious!

homercles337 · 1 day

If you bake the bacon on a rack it wont be so greasy...

ycaj · 1 day

Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips..

V3RTiG0 · 1 day

Soooo, where's the rest of the bacon?

NameIsZ · 1 day

BACON WEAVE THAT SHIT!

imperfcet · 1 day

No.. if you don't like your bacon too crispy it will be hard to take a bite without dragging out the whole slab.

sqveesh · 1 day

The two things I love most: organization and bacon.

hatedatbirth · 1 day

Next time we'll eat a cocker spaniel.

Cokes311 · 1 day

Now I can rethatch the roof with bacon.

TheDrunkenChud · 1 day

i did this the other day with a breakfast sangwich. eggs, bacon, ham, cheddar and splash of mayo on toasted wheat. om nom fucking nom.

climberslacker · 1 day

So you weaved the bacon and then put it in the oven? Can I get more detail pretty please?

sol- · 1 day

Just in time for the bacon shortage.

deliciouscandles · 1 day

gosh, there is just an art to the BLT and somebody here is clearly an artist

RawrGiraffe · 1 day

I have never gotten an erection from a sandwich before

Dr_Nikk · 1 day

As a lover of BLT's for most of my life...this has blown my mind.

BuddyTheeElf · 1 day

Please weave me a small basket out of this thing you call 'bacon'... I will use it to carry my merfins to work and not share with anyone... Except for you... Because after all, you made me a bacon basket.

Homo-Ludens · 1 day

runnyrunny999

IxKilledxKenny · 1 day

FTFY

FisherKing22 · 1 day

The weave reminds me of the Bacon Explosion.

Turtlecupcakes · 1 day

Add some brown sugar on the pan and some more on the bacon before you bake it for delicious.

Dogonmylap · 1 day

That's only eighteen strips of bacon.

ittderp · 1 day

This is a heart attack waiting to happen O_O

Harodan · 1 day

What's that green stuff doing on a Bacon Lover's Treat sandwich?

Athene_Wins · 1 day

Not sure best way to make bacon. I don't like frying it in da pan. I've recently started cooking in the microwave with papertowels and it comes out crispy but still juicy.

Cooking in oven pretty good too?

monstercake · 1 day

DAMMIT THIS LOOKS SO GOOD

BUT THE BACON STORE IS TOO FAR RIGHT NOW

lonehawk2k4 · 1 day

that is fucking brilliant

chingyduster · 1 day

Bastard. We're being threatened with a bacon shortage and here you are flaunting your delicious sandwich.

SoylentMOOP · 1 day

Motherfucking Turtle Burgers!!!!

Novalchar · 1 day

Your bacon game is next level... Harley Morenstein would be impressed.

largeglassofwine · 1 day

Can't... Stop... Drooling.....

Drunkinlullabys · 1 day

well my stomach just grumbled at midnight thanks <.<

zombie_kitten · 1 day

You are my hero

apowsawce · 1 day

I'm commenting to save this thread full of BLT pro tips for future reference.

mmmargot · 1 day

breads not toasted.

mau5head90 · 1 day

So do you still fry it or do you have to bake it?

johnjohnson559 · 1 day

You made me smile at my desk.

sodathief · 1 day

mother of god

h2orat · 1 day

This needs to be cross-posted to /r/LifeProTips.

CanIGetaHellYeah · 1 day

Why oh why do redditors not buy short cut rind bacon ? These are the shitty bits.

81toog · 1 day

When you cook your bacon in the oven make sure it has room to catch the grease. My roommate cooked a giant bacon weave on a flat cookie sheet and ALL the grease dripped down to the bottom of the oven. Our house smelled like grease for dayzzz.... Lawl.

commodore-69 · 1 day

DOSE BACON WEAVES

fdisk2053 · 1 day

Your doing Gods work, sir.

Cendeu · 1 day

My mom did this once. Not only is it hard to get it in that shape unless the bacon is really cold, it's harder to sneak away pieces of bacon. I just make my bacon normally and slap it on.

PVaatn · 1 day

Oh my god in heaven, theis solves every BLT problem I have ever had.

Cendeu · 1 day

BLTs are things that are highly based off personal preference.

For example, I personally like really fresh bread, no tomatoes, really chewy bacon, and a large amount of lettuce.

But there are people who put things in their mayo, people who prefer toast, and people who do use tomatoes (obviously). There are so many things to do with a BLT... someone should make a website with different kinds of BLTs.

kuatsimoto · 1 day

There are no words...

rnepmc · 1 day

Bacon never comes out good in the oven. Wtf are people thinking

alethianess · 1 day

Drooool

Auelyr · 1 day

You did not even toast the bread. Get on my level son.

TanikaTubman · 1 day

Ya gotta toast it bro.

SirRonaldofBurgundy · 1 day

I have wood.

sigarzak · 1 day

Even though I was the only person in the room, I absent-mindedly said 'whoa'. WhoaH". "WHOAH"

Accipehoc · 1 day

Annnd that's going on my to-do list.

lejefferson · 1 day

You've changed my life. I don't know how to thank you. Have some internet points and a puppy. http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/puppy_dog-7158.jpg

MrPeppa · 1 day

I don't know where else to ask this so I'll just do it here.

I love bacon(duh!) but my parents hate the smell of it when it fries. Is there a way to cook it (in an oven or something) that would nullify or at least lessen the smell so I can have bacon without my parents being stuck with a smell they hate so much?

ineedmunchies · 2012-10-03T08:14:41+00:00

That bacon appears to be 90% fat. Not prefer some with a bit of meat on it?

9460510 · 2012-10-03T08:24:56+00:00

ahem, the bread's looking a little dry.

thourq · 2012-10-03T08:30:17+00:00

Any Aussies know where you can u get American cut bacon?? This image has given me a craving that's going to be hard to satisfy.

sickoldman123 · 2012-10-03T08:37:24+00:00

Six bacons?

Enjoy your heart attack.

spacedicksmakestears · 2012-10-03T08:40:01+00:00

Looks awesome but I would think that the parts of the bacon that overlap would not get crispy. I have a horrible time trying to cook bacon in my oven. It always spatters onto the top elements and started a small fire in my oven a couple of years ago.

NueDumaz · 2012-10-03T09:10:19+00:00

Ok. Tell me a little about what you did right after you created your bacon weave on the foil.
Did you take a break?
Ok. You took a picture. I mean after that.
Did you put it somewhere?
Was it some where hot? How hot and for how long?

tom808 · 2012-10-03T09:27:29+00:00

Butter on the bread

colorado_kid · 2012-10-03T09:49:49+00:00

That sandwich is sideways.

BouquetofDicks · 2012-10-03T09:54:26+00:00

Too much bacon.

YEAH I FUCKIN SAID IT.

Wes919 · 2012-10-03T10:11:50+00:00

Needs moar bacon and less everything else.

chrisrich85 · 2012-10-03T10:25:54+00:00

Be better if it was proper bacon and not that american stuff :)

ibseanb · 2012-10-03T11:22:45+00:00

You, my friend are a Genius!

blackm0k0 · 2012-10-03T11:33:53+00:00

FTFY

The perfect BLT would clearly use real bacon.

KyleGG · 2012-10-03T12:07:40+00:00

How did I not put two and two together.

MrsStrom · 2012-10-03T12:10:04+00:00

Did you know you can weave whole strips of bacon, bake them just until they crisp up, then put pizza toppings on!?! You're welcome.

LoudSiren · 2012-10-03T12:10:48+00:00

OCD BLT

jorellh · 2012-10-03T12:13:40+00:00

not bad, needs more bacon

patroy89 · 2012-10-03T12:15:15+00:00

MORE BACON!!!

i_are_pant · 2012-10-03T12:20:52+00:00

nuh-uh...needs more bacon...

09871234 · 2012-10-03T12:21:21+00:00

this is brilliant - just brilliant!

Ceridwyn82 · 2012-10-03T12:23:16+00:00

Holy shit....YES!!!!!!

MisterSlippyFists · 2012-10-03T12:23:35+00:00

You guy's in the states have the most awful bacon. In fact, calling it bacon is a bit of a joke.

TROPICAL_FISTING · 2012-10-03T12:27:44+00:00

That will never be the perfect BLT as it appears you have cooked your bacon in the grill. Schoolboy error.

randallfromnb · 2012-10-03T12:28:28+00:00

What's wrong with me? When I see a picture of a space shuttle or something I think "cool" but when I see this picture I think "friggin genius".

mrbuddhas · 2012-10-03T12:28:51+00:00

But the bacon's not gonna be crisp if you bake it in the oven!

emilymae24 · 2012-10-03T12:35:16+00:00

Dat bacon weave

Geminidragonx2d · 2012-10-03T12:37:13+00:00

Good LPT

Pastorius124 · 2012-10-03T12:41:36+00:00

God damnit that's perfect

joinpanda · 2012-10-03T12:47:05+00:00

Lettuce goes ontop of the bacon fool.

redroseplague · 2012-10-03T12:47:36+00:00

False! Why is there still bread?

StacyJoCo · 2012-10-03T12:48:20+00:00

And now I know what I'll be making my boyfriend for lunch :)

mearvk · 2012-10-03T13:02:29+00:00

Was expecting just bacon.

zlx · 2012-10-03T13:11:29+00:00

Looks more like a BTL.

stormshadow462 · 2012-10-03T13:15:49+00:00

o0verlapped bacon doesn't really cook, so if you like it crunchy and chewy at the same time the go for it.

massiveCan · 2012-10-03T13:32:40+00:00

Ha, this way the bacon can't escape! That greasy, tasty, bastard!!

asshat13 · 2012-10-03T13:35:01+00:00

needs more mayo.

zayed63 · 2012-10-03T13:37:13+00:00

Just waiting for someone to make a "close enough" post about this.

Bold_N_ANGRY · 2012-10-03T13:43:00+00:00

You baked your bacon as opposed to frying it? Fucking pussy!

papahet · 2012-10-03T13:54:25+00:00

American bacon looks gross. Barely any meat on it!

Saint_of_Catrumbus · 2012-10-03T13:55:34+00:00

This....changes everything. I might actually have my first BLT in like 5 years tonight.

footconvert · 2012-10-03T14:07:39+00:00

all jokes aside. i would eat this shit out of this sandwich. especially now, given that i've drank a lot of beers, it would honestly take me about 4 minutes to smash this delectable sandwich. i would wash it down with a glass of milk because, lets get real here, milk and bacon and bread go really well together.

jerryhote · 2012-10-03T14:11:28+00:00

When u buy a pack of bacon weave it like so then plastic wrap and freeze. Then just drop in a pan frozen at a later date. Don't have to defrost a whole pound or struggle getting frozen pieces off

avatar307 · 2012-10-03T14:21:56+00:00

applause for a new and better use for the bacon weave.

ilovelamp55 · 2012-10-03T14:27:55+00:00

perfect? but i dont see the thin spread of mayo...?

shawn_iz · 2012-10-03T14:37:29+00:00

I prefer my BLT to have lightly toasted bread. But otherwise perfect.

havesometea1 · 2012-10-03T14:38:11+00:00

How do you cook this? In the oven? How do you get the grease to run off?

dereistic · 2012-10-03T14:43:23+00:00

Would be even better without all the lettuce and tomato.

mr_furious7 · 2012-10-03T15:11:43+00:00

This...will change my life. No longer will my bacon toil in it's loneliness. Ever BLT, BE&C, and Bacon Cheese Burger, will now have the perfect amount of bacon with every bite. I have now seen the future...and it is good.

VCRrepairman · 2012-10-03T15:44:48+00:00

WE MUST CONSERVE THIS BOUNTY OF THE GODS......a time will come when pigs won't fly into our hands so readily, it beseeches me to speak of this horror

iwasborntomorrow · 2012-10-03T16:03:24+00:00

genius

mungd · 2012-10-03T16:15:35+00:00

r/wtf has ruined me. I totally thought there was something involving a swastika going on here.

Ends up just being a good sandwich. Huh.

mediamaster8970 · 2012-10-03T16:23:28+00:00

Bacon weave a bacon dream

fykusfire · 2012-10-03T17:35:48+00:00

Ahh, the joys of the Epic Meal Time patented bacon weave.

kevinhugh91 · 2012-10-03T18:13:47+00:00

U are a fucking genius

thespanishmuffin · 2012-10-03T19:08:34+00:00

this is fucking genius. I will never make a blt the same, thank you.

thinklarge · 2012-10-03T20:34:30+00:00

Who the fuck downvotes a BLT?

gsloane · 2012-10-03T21:29:24+00:00

I am suspicious. It looks like a bite would entangle multiple slabs that if chewy could lead to massive bacon collapse. Already trying to get through one slab at a time sometimes pulls the whole piece off. Are my blt physics incorrect. I will have to try.

Metroidman · 2012-10-03T22:58:09+00:00

The best BLT have a whole lot of B and no L or T.

Cabron53 · 2012-10-03T23:16:05+00:00

Bacon Matrix

BrokeDiamond · 2012-10-03T23:17:32+00:00

Whatchu know about bacon weave, hater?

SunChipsSombrero · 2012-10-04T04:13:42+00:00

Ugh reddit always makes me hungry right before bedtime...

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