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Grandma helps take a profile pic. (imgur.com)

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[–]aflockofmirrors 63 points64 points ago

That's nice of her.

[–]ed1380 15 points16 points ago

You know what's nice? The quality of those cabinets.

[–]FatStig 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking that must be some sort of industrial sink.

[–]Going_Braindead -1 points0 points ago

Clearly these people don't live in a two story house

[–]StayFunky 1 point2 points ago

Aw

[–]egores_house 116 points117 points ago

sugar momma gon' take yo photo

[–]bejouled 7 points8 points ago

I laughed way more at this than is reasonable.

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    [–]SaulsAll 86 points87 points ago

    I care not one whit for her weight. What I want t know is why she decided to take the pic in the bathroom when she didn't need the mirror. You have someone taking the picture for you, profile pics don't NEED to be in your bathroom - people just use the mirror for a self pic.

    [–]girlsaregoodatmath 34 points35 points ago

    That's what I was thinking too. The weirdest thing about this photo is that she's all laid out on the bathroom counter, holding the faucet.

    [–]damik 16 points17 points ago

    And she is in a nighty, in a seductive pose and having her grandmother/old women take a picture of her.

    [–]reddiculon 16 points17 points ago

    Your use of the plural 'women' made me chuckle at the thought of a line of old ladies extending beyond the door waiting to take their photo. Slow day at the retirement village?

    [–]wodon 5 points6 points ago

    I liked that is is her old women.

    As if she collects them.

    Like this

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    This is the reason i think it is a /wtf. Nobodies general weight and size is a /wtf factor.

    [–]chtrchtr_pussyeater 1 point2 points ago

    Holding on to dear life is more like it.

    [–]andrew650[S] 11 points12 points ago

    I never really said anything about her weight, if you're aiming this at me.

    [–]SaulsAll 18 points19 points ago

    No, not at you, just the commentators in general. Which is weird, considering all the love for the newscaster defending her weight. Takes all types to make reddit, I suppose.

    [–]touchy610 4 points5 points ago

    Um, I don't know if you've been on that particular post, but most of the top comments are saying that the guy wasn't being a bully, basically agreeing with him and stating that she does, in fact, need to lose weight. And, apparently, she is the bully in this situation.

    [–]Scuzzzy 0 points1 point ago

    Link please.

    [–]touchy610 1 point2 points ago

    It's one of the top posts in /r/videos.

    [–]Scuzzzy 1 point2 points ago

    Hah thanks. I opened a new tab with the intent of looking for it but got sidetracked in r/all. Ten minutes later I see the orangered and realize I had completely forgotten all about the video.

    [–]blackhawk465 -4 points-3 points ago

    ­

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    whats the n for? i don't really get that joke or reference.

    [–]blackhawk465 0 points1 point ago

    n stands for number(variable). It's not really supposed to be a funny joke just an observation of noticing multiple usernames that consist of andrew and then a number.

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    Ah. I had no idea who the other andrews on reddit where when i made this account. It's my regular username for most things. which was a poor mistake.

    [–]blackhawk465 0 points1 point ago

    It's actually pretty cool since I'm just realizing I'm a dumbass. His username is andrewsmith1986. My mind just wanted to make the connection itself apparently.

    [–]that80sguy 0 points1 point ago

    Probably a pic for a local "escort" site.

    [–]Colorfag -1 points0 points ago

    I think she needed the mirror in order to... err... "capture" all her essence in one shot.

    [–]Bkeeneme 0 points1 point ago

    Is Reddit written on her arm? I think I can make out the "R". Maybe that is why she needed Grans to take the pic?

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    No, if you can take my word for it, it's not Photoshoped and its OC.

    [–]sumamus_exordio 0 points1 point ago

    what is written on her arm? police? penis? i can't quite make it out and i'm curious now

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    precious

    [–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 0 points1 point ago

    Bathrooms tend to be the best lit rooms?

    [–]Le_Rice_Morel 1 point2 points ago

    Then again, its a creative way for her to show off her curves, very nice ;D

    [–]Chemical_Cutthroat 9 points10 points ago

    Somebody get me the carpenter's number, those cabinets are built to last!

    [–]grandehead 30 points31 points ago

    She was actually stuck up there and grandma was trying to call the police.

    [–]andrew650[S] 4 points5 points ago

    aswell as send that to picture her bingo friends

    [–]wheeldawg 4 points5 points ago

    This comment is broken.

    [–]dookyface -5 points-4 points ago

    You suck!

    [–]soozling 6 points7 points ago

    OP is grandma.

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    how can i help ya sunny?

    new profile pic? i can help you with that

    [–]Aschebescher 7 points8 points ago

    I envy her for her self confidence.

    [–]Bkeeneme 0 points1 point ago

    That's assuming she knew what Grand Ma's grandson was going to do with the pic...

    [–]whatcha_doin 17 points18 points ago

    How Precious!

    [–]down_vote_city__ 11 points12 points ago

    This made me feel bad for the grandma.

    [–]NonViolentWar 6 points7 points ago

    It made me feel bad for the sink.

    [–]Amytherocklobster 6 points7 points ago

    Woah, I'd not risk breaking the sink. I'm not being funny, a person that "large" could just destroy that entire fixture.

    [–]3065462 1 point2 points ago

    Sinks aren't usually designed to hold a lot of weight. I doubt my sink would even hold 90kgs let alone the work this one is doing

    [–]sumamus_exordio 0 points1 point ago

    even someone with a low bmi shouldn't be on a sink.

    [–]ThorumAcidix 5 points6 points ago

    that's a well built countertop

    [–]I_h8_spiders 16 points17 points ago

    I'd hit it, twice.

    Also why is this in /r/wtf?

    [–]WhatHitlerSaid 6 points7 points ago

    You could hit it multiple times and set up a self sustaining resonant wave of blubber.

    Write down the results. Receive Nobel Prize.

    [–]midbc 2 points3 points ago

    Ba Ba Donka Donka Donk Donk

    [–]Alv2Rde 3 points4 points ago

    Rule # 2 - Double Tap

    [–]andrew650[S] 2 points3 points ago

    "hey grandma come help me take a seductive picture for my profile... be out in a minute im putting on my mu-mu and getting on the sink." i said wtf when i came across this on meetme.com

    [–]Le_Rice_Morel -1 points0 points ago

    Seriously, cute that she included her grandma and yet still hot at the same time. ;D

    [–]dresdendresden -3 points-2 points ago

    I was thinking the same, and now I just discovered yet another one of my fetishes.

    [–]Dawn_Of_The_Dave 4 points5 points ago

    Does anyone have the number of the person who fitted that bathroom? I need to remodel and it looks like he does sturdy work.

    [–]cocelineco 0 points1 point ago

    I call Photoshop

    [–]WhatHitlerSaid 1 point2 points ago

    I call Captain Ahab.

    [–]TheKingofRamen 3 points4 points ago

    Wasn't he after a white whale?

    [–]andrew650[S] -2 points-1 points ago

    It's not... if you can believe me lol.

    [–]SuccumbedToReddit 0 points1 point ago

    This is clearly meant as a selling picure to show the strength of the bathroom furniture.

    [–]andrew650[S] -1 points0 points ago

    "thoroughly wash your hands with our well-priced-BBW-strength sink set."

    [–]SuccumbedToReddit 0 points1 point ago

    Johnson sinks. Excellent for the heavy cleaning.

    [–]porquenozoidberg 5 points6 points ago

    that's a huge bathroom

    [–]AsAnOccultist 5 points6 points ago

    Stop being mean R. Kelly.

    [–]Mustaflex 2 points3 points ago

    Whoever made that bathroom, did good job.

    [–]GlimmerOfSoap 11 points12 points ago

    I think she looks sensual. I mean, she's not ugly by any means. She's a typical BBW. Chocolate.

    [–]Bkeeneme 4 points5 points ago

    Different strokes (and pokes) for different folks...

    [–]sumamus_exordio 1 point2 points ago

    except the whole grandma taking the photo. i think the wtf factor is grandma is taking the seductive photo, not being a bbw

    [–]Pyrofusion 1 point2 points ago

    I agree. That's the benefit to african americans, they can be bigger but still attractive in some form. She's quite a bit larger than I'd go after, but still.

    [–]SourCreamWater 2 points3 points ago

    african americans, they can be bigger but still attractive in some form.

    But other races can't?

    [–]Pyrofusion 0 points1 point ago

    Well, I suppose they can. But, most Caucasian people that are bigger have massive stretch marks and what have you, that are rather unattractive to some extent. But, even though African Americans also have those stretch marks, due to their skin color it doesn't show. They seem to have smooth skin and when they get bigger they're just rather.. well.. smooth and round. Whereas a Caucasian has rolls, stretch marks, cellulite, etc.

    Not to say that there aren't any other races that can't, because I've never really seen any other races that are bigger that are attractive in that manner.

    I apologize if I came off as racist or offended you, not intentional. It was a "I didn't think before I hit save type of moment. I have those a lot, it seems. This information isn't fact it's just based on my experience, is all.

    [–]SourCreamWater 1 point2 points ago

    Oh no, you didn't offend me. I'm just a guy who, as a general preference likes voluptuous women. Not the sloppy fat girls, but I have strayed a couple times from the real definition of thick aka fat chicks and some of them were way hot. That's all.

    [–]Pyrofusion 0 points1 point ago

    Absolutely. Every one of my exes was in the 200lb range, or a little under. But, I've been with women much larger than that that were beautiful and very sensuous.

    [–]Le_Rice_Morel 1 point2 points ago

    Seriously though, the fat ladies (of any race) can be pretty rockin hot babes too, stop teasin em and let em be sexy. The world needs to give em a chance, we're missing out! Its a win-win!

    [–]Pyrofusion 0 points1 point ago

    Agreed

    [–]andrew650[S] -5 points-4 points ago

    ಠ_ಠ

    [–]Uncle_Gus 5 points6 points ago

    I think there's enough of her already without having to see her four times.

    [–]malakon 3 points4 points ago

    if you can't say something nice ....

    [–]donpapillon 16 points17 points ago

    That's a huge bitch!

    [–]DangerousIdeas 6 points7 points ago

    how the hell does anyone comment on her that profile picture? what could you possibly say...

    [–]babyitscoldoutside32 3 points4 points ago

    Reddit is full of judgmental assholes just like the rest of the world.

    [–]andrew650[S] -3 points-2 points ago

    STOP JUDGING ME.

    [–]spectrober 3 points4 points ago

    I wonder how she got up there...

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    MOON SHOES.

    [–]Misaria 1 point2 points ago

    I want to know who the hell built that titan of a bathroom counter and if they used carbonfiber and diamonds..

    [–]kickababy 0 points1 point ago

    the granny that's sellin' her here: thanks reddit! this is a really big help!

    [–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

    When you're that big, you're just out of fucks to give.

    [–]Daddy116 1 point2 points ago

    Fat Tracy Morgan

    [–]TheLoveTin 0 points1 point ago

    That poor counter.

    [–]Arbor_Lucidity 0 points1 point ago

    Here I thought this was going to be a repost. But no, just another example

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    example of what? and no It's not a repost.

    [–]Arbor_Lucidity 0 points1 point ago

    I expected this or maybe this

    [–]thatsmrdugan 1 point2 points ago

    The female verison of Robert Freeman?

    [–]0kbps 0 points1 point ago

    This is an ad for industrial strength countertops?

    [–]alxclrk 0 points1 point ago

    I hope grandma can help install new bathroom counters.

    [–]lefthash 0 points1 point ago

    That poor counter top...how I feel for you...hope nothing was hurt in the making of that photo

    [–]longdongsilver420 1 point2 points ago

    Aunt jemima's daughter after many years of syrup abuse.

    [–]A747CHICK 0 points1 point ago

    Why does everybody pose in the freaking bathroom?

    [–]Le_Rice_Morel 0 points1 point ago

    In her case its a good way to show off dem sexy curves!

    [–]NYPDestrian 0 points1 point ago

    How did she get up there!

    [–]TrippKing3 0 points1 point ago

    I love it when Reddit and my music syncs up. I had shuffle on and the right when I hit the link Wiz Khalifa (on shuffle) went, "I came up in a big way." Lol'd for a while there.

    [–]andrew650[S] 1 point2 points ago

    HAHA same thing happened to me. I was listening to "my daughter's on a fucking countertop" by -gangsta grandma.

    [–]LordofPterosaurs -1 points0 points ago

    "Can't.....take.....much.....more....." -counter top.

    [–]KilllYourself 0 points1 point ago

    So that's who takes those photos!

    [–]rudyamall 0 points1 point ago

    think grandma went next

    [–]bigfig 0 points1 point ago

    I used to work on a hotel as a plumber's helper. Women (large and small) love to climb up on the sink to get close to the mirror. They would regularly tear the sink spigot off. Naturally a bigger girl causes even more problems.

    [–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

    Jabba the Hut?

    [–]giveitago 0 points1 point ago

    Looks like old paintings of women.

    [–]theregoesanother 0 points1 point ago

    Need eyebleach PRONTO!!!

    [–]invioletlight 0 points1 point ago

    Cue torrent of comments discussing only her weight in 3...2...1

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    you were a few hours late on that count down.

    [–]afungi 0 points1 point ago

    Thats a whale of a pic there grandma!

    [–]HitmanJ 0 points1 point ago

    How did she climb to that spot?

    [–]gustercc 0 points1 point ago

    I'd do em. Both.

    [–]ieatoburritos 0 points1 point ago

    A wild snorlax appears!

    [–]micahshell 0 points1 point ago

    Those are some strong counters. What brand are they?

    [–]MickeyWallace 0 points1 point ago

    They watch everything Tyler Perry together.

    [–]commom_username 0 points1 point ago

    these are some strong cabinets there...

    [–]afihavok 0 points1 point ago

    As someone who understands the complex intricacies of cabinetry, I can assure all that structural integrity can not maintain many more of these photo 'shoots'

    [–]Sttmb12r 1 point2 points ago

    Wow She's beautiful

    [–]MaceFace2 1 point2 points ago

    Chubby chaser here i fapped

    [–]Clund12 0 points1 point ago

    She better get down before that counter breaks

    [–]Magnus_Serpens 0 points1 point ago

    Nothing to do here.

    [–]sumamus_exordio 1 point2 points ago

    Awww. what a sweet gramma. :)

    [–]boxmuncher68 0 points1 point ago

    I want to hire the carpenter that installed the counters and vanities in her house. Dude seriously does good work.

    [–]bryguy730 0 points1 point ago

    One hell of a counter top

    [–]watotosikuhizi -1 points0 points ago

    Is it just me, or does grandma appear to be white?

    [–]WhatHitlerSaid -5 points-4 points ago

    Seeing her grand daughter like that scared the shit out of her.

    [–]chain_chomp -2 points-1 points ago

    why is this here?

    [–]andrew650[S] 0 points1 point ago

    Who asks grandma to take a seductive pose for a dating site, while wearing a mu-mu and posing on a counter. I said wtf

    [–]JabberJauw -5 points-4 points ago

    Bring me solo and the Wookie

    [–]PraiseApollo -1 points0 points ago

    ......actually, this is how the world's most awkward porn video starts

    [–]anoano -1 points0 points ago

    Grandama-What's this for honey?

    Girl-I be sending in some glamour shots for a modeling gig

    [–]drewbowski22 -3 points-2 points ago

    The structural integrity of the counter is incredible. Although slightly compromised in this picture.

    [–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche -2 points-1 points ago

    YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE TUBS SO I PUT A TUB ON YO TUBS

    [–]LogicWizard -3 points-2 points ago

    Jesus. That pic should be used to advertise how unbelievably sturdy that bathroom unit is.

    [–]rajjiv -4 points-3 points ago

    "Big mama! Git yo old ass in de baffroom and hepps me take dis here pho-bo-graph naw! Lawsee, Reb'rend Bingo Jackson sho goan lubb dis!"

    [–]mehdbc -1 points0 points ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lkVa1L0QENY#t=41s

    [–]Emiel000 0 points1 point ago

    nsfw tags please

    [–]Orionid 0 points1 point ago

    I like how we "get" to see all the angles thanks to the mirror arrangement.

    [–]Dr_Gregory_House_MD -1 points0 points ago

    Obese people are gross.

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    [–]replicant0wnz -5 points-4 points ago

    At least her bathroom is clean ..

    [–]xalyx -3 points-2 points ago

    ...No words. Just. No words

    [–]lloydbennett1 1 point2 points ago

    And yet you thought it appropriate to write that down?

    [–]xalyx 0 points1 point ago

    Well... as a matter of fact, I did.

    [–]impossibletriangle -4 points-3 points ago

    You should definitely cross-post into GoneWild.

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