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[–]Highly_RelevEnt 26 points27 points ago

Funny how they made the font bigger and bolder on the words 'private parts'.

[–]sassymcfresh 14 points15 points ago

private parts

[–]campy 2 points3 points ago

If you know what I mean

[–]GC022 0 points1 point ago

Wink wink

[–]YourFairyGodmother 19 points20 points ago

I had a Gay Bob doll. Gay Bob was anatomically correct.

[–]mementomori4 30 points31 points ago

[–]I_Saw_Drones 21 points22 points ago

I saw on the ad that Gay Bob had private parts, and I'm not going to lie, I came to the comments specifically to see his plastic dick. I knew it would be here.

[–]RedRaine84 6 points7 points ago

Ditto

[–]HobbsEpic 4 points5 points ago

I feel like this is the only reason anyone came to the comments section.

[–]socialite-buttons 9 points10 points ago

That made me WTF more than the original post.

Seriously. WTF.

[–]Rosenkrantz_ 3 points4 points ago

Bob's really well endowed!

[–]Rosenkrantz_ 2 points3 points ago

So this is not a joke? I'm in awe!

[–]dhorse 0 points1 point ago

I think they fetch a pretty penny these days.

[–]Islandgirl75 8 points9 points ago

Somehow I don't think Bob would fetch Penny even if she was pretty.....perhaps Bill is more his taste?

[–]billtheangrybeaver 0 points1 point ago

I read fetch as felch

[–]percyhiggenbottom 14 points15 points ago

Well... that's a lot less bigoted than I expected it to be...

[–]Tixylix 8 points9 points ago

And here I was thinking that Gay Bob was a character from a Zappa song about a robot midget that gives blow jobs.

[–]SandorCourane 4 points5 points ago

Zappa's characters were always based on reality.

[–]Tixylix 1 point2 points ago

I think I see the connection. I wonder where he met a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over it?

[–]corporateswine 0 points1 point ago

it looks just like a Telefunken U47!

[–]YourFairyGodmother 1 point2 points ago

With leather?

[–]armedohiocitizen 0 points1 point ago

As Tixylix said...

[–]faggort69 0 points1 point ago

Just don't get no jizz up on the sofa, sofa...

[–]iamaprettykitty 1 point2 points ago

I always thought you'd have to be hung like a thumbtack to be able to get a blowjob from a Gay Bob doll.

Then again, it's a "modified" Gay Bob doll, which makes me wonder if it had its mouth widened to twice the width of it's head, which would be nightmare-inducing.

[–]trashcanbuddha 7 points8 points ago

This is so lacking in wtf factor. Can't even be calculated.

Seems like a really cool doll.

[–]GC022 0 points1 point ago

Seems gay to me

[–]bobert0314 16 points17 points ago

as a gay man named bob i feel like i need this

[–]GC022 2 points3 points ago

Then you can play with yourself!

[–]dustypuppy 5 points6 points ago

The light emanating from the closet is a nice touch.

[–]incandesantlite 4 points5 points ago

It reminds me of that Liberace action figure from an old episode of The Simpsons.

[–]3AYATS 4 points5 points ago

I read this as "A gay Bob Dole from the 70's"

[–]CHAAAZZZZ 21 points22 points ago

He died in the 80's from AIDS

[–]Taliesintroll 4 points5 points ago

After being kicked out of GI Joe. If you know what I mean.

[–]FakesNoveltyAccounts 3 points4 points ago

Sad, but likely nonetheless

[–]snowlion13 -2 points-1 points ago

the end.

[–]Izdabye 3 points4 points ago

I just googled this, thinking it wasn't real. Turns out he was real and you can find a picture of his plastic, er...parts. The 70's were pretty interesting times.

[–]darkdutchess04 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Burt Reynolds.

[–]discontinued_pennies 1 point2 points ago

TIL Burt Reynolds' real name is Bob.

[–]ElvinFrish 3 points4 points ago

[–]Chunkeeboi 2 points3 points ago

OMFG, just look how high the waist is on Bob's 501s! He'd be laughed out of any butch bar on the Castro these days.

[–]tartrate10 2 points3 points ago

Gay Bob has horrible taste in fonts.

[–]gtrunner 0 points1 point ago

The first thing I thought was, is that Burt Reynolds post plastic surgery? pic

[–]Beast_and_the_harlot 0 points1 point ago

That broke my gaydar.

[–]malakon 2 points3 points ago

wow .. I'd like to take that to a party .. that would be great fun!

[–]agentfantabulous 0 points1 point ago

I want one.

[–]emilovely 1 point2 points ago

Ha my friends dad has this..he brings bob out whenever there's a party.

[–]socialite-buttons 1 point2 points ago

Dude that's the funniest thing ever, serious or not.

[–]kencabbit 1 point2 points ago

TIL Gay Bob was a real damn doll. I thought Frank Zappa made that up.

[–]roo-bob 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this. I am in shock.

[–]the_baker_chick 1 point2 points ago

it's '70s. by the way, sorry my inner Grammar Nazi forced me to correct it.

[–]SirTheBob 0 points1 point ago

As if life with this name didn't suck bad enough as it is.

[–]top-hat-villian 0 points1 point ago

Immediately thought of this " Now Suck My Dick!:" Spottswoode

[–]whent_there -1 points0 points ago

The Problem is he is not in that tiny plastic closet.

[–]lmfoley79 0 points1 point ago

Gay Bob looks a LOT like Burt Reynolds......maybe a little Ernest Borgnine thrown in. Coincidence?

[–]tobetovpu 0 points1 point ago

So that's why the kids in elementary school kept calling each other "gay bob".

[–]doogie5 0 points1 point ago

Nope... That is what they just called you.

[–]The_Riley 0 points1 point ago

Huh, Gay Bob of the 70's looks a lot like Hipster Bill of the 2000's. Glasses and typewriter not included.

[–]doogie5 0 points1 point ago

Gay Bob would like Reddit if he was real.

[–]awesomedave680 -1 points0 points ago

[–]Dicoi 1 point2 points ago

he looks like george clooney.

[–]Vwhdfd 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Claireski 0 points1 point ago

Want.

[–]doglover3333 0 points1 point ago

haha my oldest son is named Bob..hes a cop..Im going to send this pic to him...lol

[–]monodelab 0 points1 point ago

Dressed like cowboy, lol! Fucking texans.

[–]momentoussquash 0 points1 point ago

A friend and fellow reddit user recently found this in her closet... it's the real gay deal...

[–]ratopia 0 points1 point ago

At first this post made me sad because I want one. But then I realized I could just buy a Ken doll.

[–]poedude92 0 points1 point ago

I'LL TAKE TWENTY!!

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

He's got his sassy pants on

[–]CrustyRim 0 points1 point ago

Saw one of those still in the box, on Laurel street in San Carlos for $200 bucks.

[–]rbartlejr 0 points1 point ago

So this is what GI Joe does on the weekends?

[–]xilog 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Lou from Neighbours.

[–]Mickeymousears 0 points1 point ago

i had a gay doll named Ken

[–]mikesguitar 0 points1 point ago

"I share this apartment with a modified Gay Bob doll, he goes aaalllll the way. Ever try oral sex with a miniaturized homo replica?"

[–]lonewombat 0 points1 point ago

That looks like Alabama Man.

[–]damngurl -1 points0 points ago

Haha, a gay doll? What the fuck? Dolls can only be straight! This is so weird, like everything else that's gay.

/s

[–]japooki -2 points-1 points ago

as a texan...I am dissapoint

[–]GI_jim_bob 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one that is getting a Burt Reynolds vibe from this doll?

[–]captainfluffybunny 0 points1 point ago

No, not at all. I wonder if they took the BR doll and just gave him skinny pants. Weird.