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[–]seckatary 177 points178 points ago

HOW CAN SHE SLAP???

[–]harlyboy 71 points72 points ago

Spiderman looks fat..

[–]RedTiger013 84 points85 points ago

[–]harlyboy 60 points61 points ago

Hay yourself

[–]DrewTuber 37 points38 points ago

[–]Salomon3068 22 points23 points ago

Where the hell do all these spiderman pics keep coming from....

[–]oneoneoneoneone 12 points13 points ago

[–]Salomon3068 7 points8 points ago

...and subscribed!

[–]mphelp11 10 points11 points ago

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY APPROPRIATE SPIDERMAN MEMES?

[–]thedudeabides- 10 points11 points ago

you've been a redditor for over two years and are just now finding out about one of the most popular memes on the net? that's more wtf than most shit posted on this sub

[–]I_FIST_KITTENS 6 points7 points ago

i was going to write the exact same comment. thank you for referencing my favorite video from India I've ever seen.

[–]ecco5 29 points30 points ago

This reminds me of the Buddha Palm scene from Kung Fu Hustle - 7:20 (final scene/spoiler):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnx2BwUyYgM

[–]SRSWetboy 9 points10 points ago

I paid my sister $10 to watch this movie with me. The whole time she had a bitch face on, when it ended she said "thats it? give me my $10 now". I wanted to introduce her to foreign cinema but she didn't take.

[–]Nadialy5 6 points7 points ago

Whatever dude, shes only hurting herself.

[–]VitaminGinger 6 points7 points ago

that movie was so fucking stupid that i enjoyed it. Nearly as dumb as Shaolin Soccer

[–]socioboner 19 points20 points ago

This is a repost and it's a branding wound. It's easy to see once you know.

[–]HeyFunkyPianist 63 points64 points ago

Hooooohhhh fuck. How hard would you have to hit someone to make a mark like that!?

[–]Tracker007 71 points72 points ago

Very hard.

[–]DonSlice 76 points77 points ago

SCIENCE!

[–]BitchesThinkImSexist 118 points119 points ago

probably like 9700 newtons peak force containing 592 megawatts and 17 horsepower

(i have no idea what i'm doing)

[–]TriggerBritches 138 points139 points ago

You'd need at least 45 gallons of momentum to make those marks

[–]thethroneofaway 56 points57 points ago

12 thousand jewels of forces

[–]Assaultman67 47 points48 points ago

or 45.3 metric cm3 of thrust

(I'm an engineer, why am i promoting this nonsense? :P)

[–]Armagetiton 16 points17 points ago

1800 amps of velocity at least

[–]lapiak 15 points16 points ago

Close to 7 carats in parsec units.

[–]vedfolnir 18 points19 points ago

You need at least a half a Kelvin

[–]SalamBro 1 point2 points ago

Actually it depends entirely on how many m/s of friction you have and the drag coefficient of your arm hair.

[–]mheat 12 points13 points ago

or it could have been like 12,000 regular slaps in a half second.

[–]DOC409 21 points22 points ago

Somebody went all E. Honda on that girl.

[–]pilvlp 3 points4 points ago

I'm not sure but it's about 80 dels of pain(kinda lyke 35 bones breaking at the same time) and the human body can only bear 10.

[–]steampunkpirateking 1 point2 points ago

Actually a woman's body withstands 57 dels of pain during child birth. And arguably a man withstands 9000 if hit in the testicles. Source: ninth grade science and the internet

[–]Commentits 41 points42 points ago

More like a falcon slap

[–]BagOdonutz 8 points9 points ago

That slap must have really hurt the dude's hand. I mean, I'm sure the person receiving it was hurt more, but there is an equal amount of slappage acted on the hand.

[–]ctrlaltelite 14 points15 points ago

Ah yes, Newton's Third Law of Slappage.

[–]Redgredg 351 points352 points ago

got slapped for the in god we trust belt

[–]pagnoodle 339 points340 points ago

God smack.

[–]TesticleToe 73 points74 points ago

Wanted to post Godsmack lyrics.

Thankfully I don't remember any Godsmack lyrics besides, "Voodoo, Vooooodooooooo."

And that's just not relevant.

[–]bingeverything 34 points35 points ago

"For you I'm ALIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEE!!!!!!!"

[–]screch 10 points11 points ago

I STAND ALONE

[–]pumpmar 18 points19 points ago

im not the one whose so far away!!!

[–]ROCKJUNKY01 16 points17 points ago

When I feel the snake bite enter my veins. Never did I want to be here again and I'm not sure why I came

[–]ModRod 21 points22 points ago

And I don't remember why I came.

God, I hate myself right now...

[–]DemonicGoblin 8 points9 points ago

TING!!!!

[–]spankclown 7 points8 points ago

Can't forget this one.

[–]Urban_Savage 3 points4 points ago

2 for 2 on the top comments from last time this was posted.

[–]natholomew 14 points15 points ago

least they kept it above the (bible) belt.

[–]BrosephDudeson 3 points4 points ago

This was the top comment the last time I saw this posted.

[–]Vcookie 5 points6 points ago

Hey, in her defense, it may have said "In god we thrust." That's a belt I'd wear proudly.

[–]Lady_Bernini 5 points6 points ago

I think that's actually an unfortunate male.

[–]Vcookie 6 points7 points ago

Ok, so we have two seemingly conflicting pieces of evidence:

  1. sparkly studded belt - one point female

  2. Calvin Klein underwear - one point male

I think the only thing we can conclude from this is that regardless of gender, that's an unfortunate human.

[–]Lady_Bernini 5 points6 points ago

True. But girls don't really play the 5 star game. And also less likely to be proudly spouted off about.

Also no self respecting girl would allow this picture to go forth into the world.

[–]rockoman100 7 points8 points ago

Who the fuck would do that?

[–]12831921241243 10 points11 points ago

Who the fuck would wear that?

[–]mojorisin2592 1 point2 points ago

red, white, black and blue

[–]milleribsen 48 points49 points ago

whomever this is is wearing the wrong size pants.

[–]BabousHouse 3 points4 points ago

Easy trick for who/whom is to turn it into a question. If you answer with him or them then it's whom. Who is wearing the wrong size pants? He is wearing the wrong size pants. So whoever would be used here.

[–]hc5duke 6 points7 points ago

whoever*

[–]dont_knockit 2 points3 points ago

Maybe it's in the accusative because those pants are wearing him.

[–]PistolMancer 13 points14 points ago

Is that Hank Hill? It appears as though the person in the picture physically doesn't have an ass.

[–]B2D_B2D 52 points53 points ago

He got that from Todd

[–]Fzyx 52 points53 points ago

"The Tod"

[–]amkingdom 30 points31 points ago

"Betrayal five!"

[–]MVolta 13 points14 points ago

that's not betrayal five, this is betrayal five

[–]FishWash 20 points21 points ago

"The Todd"

[–]White_Luigi 10 points11 points ago

Seriously. They spell "The Todd" as badly the Todd does.

[–]Forgototherpassword 4 points5 points ago

Pissin blood for a week "5"!

[–]sharksfan93 6 points7 points ago

Looks like someone got an outline of a hand, got it really hot and pressed it on his back

[–]abledanger 19 points20 points ago

Hand branding is the "in" thing these days.

How you do it:

  1. Hold your in an open flame. Fireplaces work well, but a gas stove can be adapted.
  2. Make sure your hand is red before removing from flame. Blow out any flame on your hand.
  3. Firmly press your hand on your friend. It will leave your brand on their skin!
  4. Post photos of you doing this on Facebook. Branding is a fun thing to do socially!

[–]LUV2ChUM 5 points6 points ago

Seemed like a lot of work, for something that wasn't that funny.

[–]abledanger 11 points12 points ago

[–]advocatel 22 points23 points ago

Looks like slapsgiving arrived early this year!

[–]thegregbradley 20 points21 points ago

It looks like the body glove logo

[–]Spartan_84 5 points6 points ago

Repost

[–]SourCreamWater 87 points88 points ago

That's a REAL ugly ass.

[–]tommytnuts 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was a side view of his hip.....wow.

[–]jelde 10 points11 points ago

i couldn't even focus on the slap because the lower back and ass was so unappealing.

[–]boxingdude 22 points23 points ago

Slapped her right on the muffin top.

[–]athennna 1 point2 points ago

Does this not look like a dude to anyone else?

[–]RareDelicacy 2 points3 points ago

That must have felt amazing.

[–]Darvocet 2 points3 points ago

Please, tell us more.

[–]TheRepostReport 11 points12 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
The mother of all slaps 639coms 1570pts 2mos WTF

[–]pedalhead666 6 points7 points ago

damn dog, what did you do- smoke weed in Singapore?

[–]aredditlurker 7 points8 points ago

R-r-r-r-r--r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r--repost!!

[–]CyanideAndSadness 22 points23 points ago

Chief Slapahoe strikes again!

[–]melancholy_cojack 7 points8 points ago

...Of the ChokaBitch tribe.

[–]blockblock 5 points6 points ago

The fashion sense deserved it.

[–]berdiesan 2 points3 points ago

You could get fingerprints off that mark.

[–]greyvangelist 2 points3 points ago

jesus christ, did she get slapped by dr. doom?

[–]Im_That_Dude 2 points3 points ago

This is a repost, and when I say repost I mean I saw the (alleged)owner of this mark answering questions.

[–]dospinacoladas 5 points6 points ago

She could go get the guy's palm read just from the imprint.

[–]Xalts 5 points6 points ago

Slapped so hard I can see his bones...

[–]Viracy 3 points4 points ago

That person is wearing a belt that says "In God We Trust", that was their problem. Also, is it a guy or a girl?

[–]Kickendekok 2 points3 points ago

I will slep you fucking guy!

[–]animainmachina 2 points3 points ago

I'm in the mood for muffin.

[–]MeanPinball 2 points3 points ago

Did they break the skin!?

[–]Ferrari458Italia 1 point2 points ago

That awkward moment when you can't tell if the picture is a girl/boy. Girly belt, calvin klein underwear. hmmmm

[–]NotVerySmarts 2 points3 points ago

Oh, it's already been broughten.

[–]JohnEcastle 0 points1 point ago

I hope the slap was for wearing that belt. smh.

[–]Grazias 0 points1 point ago

that person probably deserved it... they are wearing a belt that says "in god we trust"- nuff said

[–]Rapistsmurf 0 points1 point ago

What did the hand say to Charley Murphy?!

[–]whotookmypudding 1 point2 points ago

Full belt text: Oh God We Can Blame Ourselves for Being Out of Breath After Running Up a Flight of Stairs.

[–]dandylionofunreason 1 point2 points ago

was the slap punishment for the belt?

[–]RyeRyeDiva 1 point2 points ago

My bf saw this and asked if the one who did the slap was in a moving car. Lol.

[–]ABeautifulLoser13 2 points3 points ago

Ooooo! Ow! A boy did that to my thigh in Back in HS. The bruised outline of a hand lasted for almost three weeks. I coulda killed him :P

[–]Jandklo 0 points1 point ago

Ow.

[–]skyrimkatiekat 0 points1 point ago

Calvin Klein undies?

[–]juggernine 1 point2 points ago

Hand of God?

[–]MikeyC05 1 point2 points ago

Slapping muffins looks painful for both parties.

[–]KWAD2 1 point2 points ago

We know.

[–]decenthumanbeing 0 points1 point ago

By the hand of god...

[–]Kennethpowers 1 point2 points ago

Is this person's name Pat? Can't tell...

[–]djdvenom 0 points1 point ago

driveby?

[–]niperwiper 0 points1 point ago

Hi! It's Vince with slap chop! You're gonna be slapping your troubles away.

[–]400asa 0 points1 point ago

Falcoooooon Slaaap

[–]Beebee1988 0 points1 point ago

Your name Toby

Kunta kinte

[–]gta3uzi 0 points1 point ago

Mmm, pork. Looks like it's all back fat, though.

[–]ailboles 0 points1 point ago

Did the slap break skin?

[–]imhereforthevotes 0 points1 point ago

Slapper broke their hand.

[–]sebs8 0 points1 point ago

What is the opposite of a bitch slap?

[–]solario27 0 points1 point ago

That's a bitch. Slap.

[–]rozero1234 -1 points0 points ago

Slapped that shit so hard his phalanges became imprinted on her.... good gravy....

[–]smoothchaos 0 points1 point ago

God smack!

[–]unexpectedslap 0 points1 point ago

Was it "unexpected"?

[–]RocketRedRocket 0 points1 point ago

That'll teach 'em to wear a white belt with blue jeans.

[–]revolvingdoor 0 points1 point ago

Did that split the skin? I've heard of that happening but I don't think I've ever seen it before.

[–]MostOriginalNameEver 1 point2 points ago

How does someone perfect their slapping technique so good, that it leaves the bone print lol

[–]mijangos 0 points1 point ago

ROY???

[–]wileypdf 1 point2 points ago

[–]jimmorrello 0 points1 point ago

That there is a flaming contusion

[–]Nugnfutz 1 point2 points ago

"In god we slap"

[–]AwesomeZombi3 0 points1 point ago

OW OW OW OW OW.

[–]Handeatingcat -1 points0 points ago

I don't see how this could've happened without her standing still, lifting her shirt, and saying "Okay go!". WTF.

[–]WhamFlambe 0 points1 point ago

Slap that muffin!

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that's a hard slap. A slap that hard probably hurt the hand that did it lol.

[–]racistal 0 points1 point ago

Must have been done by an athiest because of the god belt

[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

How do I know that's a real slap? Because she slapped him on the stomach and the print just carried all the way through.

[–]magylo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Charlie Murphy.

[–]Roshinsky -1 points0 points ago

someone's been eating too many cheetos

[–]CosbyComet 0 points1 point ago

that is not a slap anymore, it is a full power punch without closing your fist

[–]rayannk 0 points1 point ago

Id lik to see the hand that did that.

[–]candersanders 0 points1 point ago

The wearer deserves a slap for sporting that tickety tack belt.

[–]minibabybuu 0 points1 point ago

I hope that's not a disciplinary slap on a minor. I'm pretty sure the person who did that can be fined big time

[–]pibroch 1 point2 points ago

HOW CAN SHE SLAP???

[–]NickInTheBack 1 point2 points ago

This actually happened to me a few years ago, I got five starred on my back so badly that I was bleeding (maybe not quite that bad), and the mark of the hand lasted there for nearly one and a half weeks. I went to a water park a week afterwords and when I was about to go down a slide, the lifeguard stopped me and asked "Is that... is that a hand?"

[–]G3r3nt 0 points1 point ago

That's what happens when you go to the cheap strip club...

[–]PippyTarHeel 0 points1 point ago

Marshall? We need to ask the Slap Bet Commissioner if this was legal...

[–]dwightmoody 1 point2 points ago

That's a dangerous place to be hit that hard.

[–]sprrd 0 points1 point ago

That is what happens when you slap someone from a moving car. Looks like about a 55mph slap.

[–]YouGotAFishtank 0 points1 point ago

This is one my mate gave me a couple of months back:

http://imgur.com/MKbIX

Don't ask what the pain was like. Thankfully I was on class A (Schedule I) drugs mixed with alcohol.

[–]WOWNICEONE 0 points1 point ago

Happy Slapsgiving everyone.

[–]Lecee1055 0 points1 point ago

That's Insane!

[–]Counterdog12 0 points1 point ago

DAMN!

[–]arbiter1170 -1 points0 points ago

OH IT SAYS GOD IN THE PICTURE? His belt

BETTER PUT THIS IS /r/atheism then!

[–]mattahoyo 1 point2 points ago

thatz old!

[–]SerasAtomsk 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else get tingly sensations upon viewing this picture?

[–]wroteit 0 points1 point ago

or really sleepy camel...

[–]Holmezz 1 point2 points ago

There had to be blood. Someone deserves to get their ass kicked for that one.

[–]splanell 0 points1 point ago

Muffin top!

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

WHERE CAN I GET THAT AMAZING "IN GOD WE TRUST" BELT?!

</sarcasm>

[–]Teh_Animal_Lover 1 point2 points ago

Did trust god hard enough I bet

[–]KindaFilthy 0 points1 point ago

[–]9ironman 0 points1 point ago

Who slaps a person in the hip?

[–]miss_rin 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does anyone else want to see the person's hand too? That had to hurt both parties, I mean, shit.

[–]dj_bizarro 0 points1 point ago

Fat fucks.

[–]MrWrigleyField 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly hungry for a raspberry muffin.

[–]msydes -1 points0 points ago

deserved it for the belt

[–]Ball_Breakin_Asshole 0 points1 point ago

Judging by the muffin tops. That's the getaway slap when a fast bastard steals your food.

[–]AliasUndercover 1 point2 points ago

Was it for wearing that- oh, nevermind. The fashion police have been here already. But they are right!

[–]VTJP 0 points1 point ago

I had one of those on my back before, damn that hurt.

[–]mausmaus 0 points1 point ago

god we trust belt + muffin top = murrica? bleh.

[–]sbrelvi 1 point2 points ago

This was posted a few months ago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

looks like it hurt the hand juts as much.

[–]schocko777 1 point2 points ago

Gayest.Belt.Ever.

[–]kbheithaus 0 points1 point ago

Yeah this happens more frequently than you think. Started a slap contest with some friends after a bar crawl: http://imgur.com/Tjpyw

That was in March. It scarred, my stomach is still marked.

[–]NSYK 0 points1 point ago

Who hit that poor girl?

[–]Amaro2021 0 points1 point ago

Kaka

[–]SOMETHING_POTATO 1 point2 points ago

That is a real slap. It reminds me of the one that got over 9000 upvotes about 2 months ago

[–]RiseandRemember 0 points1 point ago

A shiver just went down my spine.

[–]dangermc 0 points1 point ago

Shoulda known.. one should not wear god belts after or before labour day.

[–]marc200098 0 points1 point ago

Godsmack!! When u see it.

[–]jessielk 1 point2 points ago

The person the did this should've in jail. It's not funny, friends.

[–]FatBoiiFlexxx 0 points1 point ago

DAMN! I bet the hand that did that feels great as well...

[–]SRowan 0 points1 point ago

My wife says "Slap me harder!" but one day this will be the result. Maybe she wants it, but does she know that?

[–]forseriousyouguys 0 points1 point ago

That's what you get for wearing that fucking awful belt.

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

It looks like that bc of the back fat. Fat areas, and people, bruise more easily than others.

[–]Vuchetich 0 points1 point ago

GOD WE...REALLY MESSED UP THIS TIME.

[–]valevis -1 points0 points ago

according to his belt he believes in a higher power, all I can say to that slap is WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

[–]oh_my_jesus 0 points1 point ago

My friends and I do this to each other for fun. And I must say, that looks like a damn good one. Cudos OP.

[–]the_yam_smacker 0 points1 point ago

Looks like this guys back I play hockey with. Got the fuck slapped outta him..in that same spot!

[–]whoacalmdownthere 0 points1 point ago

No, it isn't. Sorry.

[–]JackVanDerLin -1 points0 points ago

With a belt like that she deserves it.

[–]Laurlaur70707 1 point2 points ago

I guess a redditor saw what was written on her belt!

[–]Whoooaaaaaaa 0 points1 point ago

A body glove logo on the ass... Nice lol

[–]Francobs 0 points1 point ago

CHARLIE MURPHY!