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[–]efc4817 27 points28 points ago

Waka waka. Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

[–]MayorEmanuel 4 points5 points ago

I do.

[–]thefreq 3 points4 points ago

Too bad, you won't get one.

[–]JonSnowTheBastid 0 points1 point ago

Family guy reference

[–]voteddownward 45 points46 points ago

You must be my ridiculously corny brother-in-law...

[–]Hazephaelos[S] 30 points31 points ago

Only sheer desperation that has brought me to the precipice of madness, rubber chicken in hand, staring into rainbow abyss.

edit:sp

[–]corrects_you_again 6 points7 points ago

Sheep troubles?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Good eye, Tuck!

[–]Hazephaelos[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks heh.

[–]helium_farts 0 points1 point ago

You sound awesome.

[–]auranl 11 points12 points ago

Art by Will Robertson. I'd love to see a whole series of these!

[–]crookedcain -1 points0 points ago

Ask and ye shall receive...

[–]d3v1nJ 4 points5 points ago

I don't understand how this title relates to the picture.

[–]helium_farts 3 points4 points ago

OP is saying that his inlaws don't appreciate silly humor and his attempts at such humor are not going well.

Or at least I think that's what it means.

[–]turdburglersc 8 points9 points ago

his family feels like mordor because he can not simply take comedy to them, he needs to spend 3 films working on it.

[–]atheistjubu 1 point2 points ago

It's a metaphor.

[–]rip_out_spines 4 points5 points ago

i actually read that in fozzie's voice...

[–]rwadams87 3 points4 points ago

If anyone would like a facebook cover photo of this, here it is

http://i.imgur.com/9BkNB.png

[–]SigmaStigma 2 points3 points ago

One atom says to the other

I think I've lost one of my electrons.

The other replies

Are you sure?

To which it says

Yes, I'm positive.

[–]tdav07 0 points1 point ago

There has to be a high res version of this somewhere

[–]tinyelevator 1 point2 points ago

[–]crookedcain 2 points3 points ago

Ask and ye shall receive...

[–]Chazzey_dude 2 points3 points ago

Do you like saying that?

[–]tdav07 0 points1 point ago

Da bommmmmmb. Thanks

[–]cthulhubert 0 points1 point ago

Oh man. This used to be my favorite meme. "One does not ministry of silly walks into Mordor." "One does not simply Walken into Mordor." Etc.

[–]Obnoxious_liberal 0 points1 point ago

This is the greatest meme I have seen lately

[–]misterbinny 1 point2 points ago

[–]SunScout 0 points1 point ago

Where can I find this framed and put it on my wall?!

[–]TheKatieCheese420 0 points1 point ago

This is now the new background for my computer....thank you for the laugh!

[–]3rdMonkey 0 points1 point ago

I was half expecting to see a photo of a train wreck.

[–]DoThisJohn 0 points1 point ago

I love it, I LOVE IT!

[–]wakawakathisway 0 points1 point ago

I like this.

[–]SicilianEsq 0 points1 point ago

Tomato withheld, OP. Tomato withheld.

[–]kennywinker09 0 points1 point ago

MUPPET LORD OF THE RINGS

It has to be done! Newline, greenlight the fuck out of this!

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

Well, you are sexually violating their offspring in god knows how many depraved ways.

[–]feor1300 0 points1 point ago

"I don't know about Modor, but you can wakka wakka out the stage door any time you like! OH hohohohoho!" /Waldorf

[–]Hachiman12 0 points1 point ago

I may not wakka it for you, but I can wakka you!

[–]MrTokinEdz 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like The Life and Times Of Tim

[–]tevert 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]NiftyEpiphany 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I just burst out laughing and my coworker had to look over my shoulder to see what was so funny. Well done. :)

[–]fr33birds33d 0 points1 point ago

Lmfao fuck what everyone else says, that shit was funny.

[–]Skunk_Rock 1 point2 points ago

Is there by any chance a "One does not simply Waka Flocka Flame into Mordor"? If not......

[–]India_Ink 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully, to the tune of "Fuck the Club Up".

[–]mhoner 0 points1 point ago

Amen Brother.....Amen

[–]lolnomeansyes 0 points1 point ago

I'm dying here, make the funny stop. Seriously. This made my week. I'll be working away the next few days, and I know it will pop in my head and I'll die again.

[–]ngd25 0 points1 point ago

I read the caption before I saw Fozzie. I was expecting to see Waka Flocka Flame.

[–]IsimplywalkinMordor 0 points1 point ago

I do.

[–]spacem00se 0 points1 point ago

Needs whoopie cushions for shoes.

[–]i_need_downvotes_now 1 point2 points ago

DAE inlaws? [m]ine are kinda cute.

[–]Acronomicon 0 points1 point ago

2/10, try harder, troll.

Upvote.

[–]i_need_downvotes_now -3 points-2 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]Acronomicon 0 points1 point ago

downvoting yourself? lol

[–]i_need_downvotes_now -4 points-3 points ago

nobody else will:(

[–]Acronomicon 1 point2 points ago

:(

Pity downvote

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Acronomicon 0 points1 point ago

Obvious troll is obvious

upvote

[–]OriginalityPolice -5 points-4 points ago

What it's like trying to find original content on reddit:

title comnts points age /r/
One does not simply... 3coms 22pts 2mos funny
Waka Waka! 97coms 1201pts 4mos funny
waka waka 0coms 4pts 24dys pics
Waka Waka 2coms 13pts 2mos funny
Wakka wakka 0coms 12pts 2mos funny
One does not simply 3coms 60pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay