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[–]Chef_Roofies 9 points10 points ago

Tenner says thats Strathy Union

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 5 points6 points ago

Strathy union aye. Third floor

[–]Boots2Asses 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 1 point2 points ago

Well I don't

[–]Chef_Roofies 0 points1 point ago

Is the "I hate cats" one still there?

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah a friend of mine claimed he was going to post it today, I called him a copy pasta bitch

[–]Calum08 2 points3 points ago

im in strathy just now , time for investigation !

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 1 point2 points ago

I feel like going there and shouting Calum

[–]Calum08 1 point2 points ago

feels bad for getting distracted by Internets and staying in halls # what year u in and what u studying ?

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 1 point2 points ago

Second year. Physics. You?

[–]Calum08 1 point2 points ago

1st year, chemistry. So im new to this whole uni thing.

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 0 points1 point ago

i know some people in your class. haha trust me, uni is easy once you get used to it.

[–]thelastknowngod 11 points12 points ago

or people who are intollerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

[–]HotLoveVolcano 0 points1 point ago

Had a Dutch friend growing up that would always talk about how great Holland was. He was extremely proud of it, probably similar to a redneck in another country not shutting up about how great America is. When this movie came out it was awesome. We were already making jokes about him being Dutch but when a movie came out making fun of them it was great.

[–]Heep_Purple 0 points1 point ago

Holland sucks! Althoug it sucks less than the rest of the world...

[–]CaptainBus 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like Groundskeeper Willie.

[–]invalidusernamelol 2 points3 points ago

The sheer meta irony of that statement should create a time vortex sucking all of australia into oblivion.

[–]Omofo 0 points1 point ago

Arghhh, that chemetal laminate is crazy expensive.

[–]All_Out_Of_Fucks 0 points1 point ago

As I read, I heard it in my head with a Scottish voice. Somehow that made it more awesome.

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 1 point2 points ago

The Scottish accent makes everything sound good. Apparently it can even be sexy

[–]Throwaway281281 0 points1 point ago

Voted sexiest accent in the UK (well the Glasgow accent was anyway) and also, the scariest. I don't have a sauce for the poll though.

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 0 points1 point ago

A good thing I'm from Glasgow then.....the educated part, not some hole.

[–]Throwaway281281 2 points3 points ago

implying that there's a part of Glasgow that's not a hole

Lulz

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 0 points1 point ago

you would have seen the nice side but we don't let just anyone in.

[–]Mister_Doc 1 point2 points ago

I have to tag you as "Scottish" now, so that I can read all your posts in the proper accent.

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 0 points1 point ago

If only reddit has such a tag. I think i'll email them to make a RISA tag ( read in Scottish accent)

[–]bringtehrain123[S] -1 points0 points ago

What sorcery is this!?

[–]ThisGuyIsOnAMobile 1 point2 points ago

It's Reddit Enhancement Suite.

[–]bringtehrain123[S] -1 points0 points ago

I see I see. Thanks a bunch

[–]MyTrollYourTroll 1 point2 points ago

It's times like these where I wish I could give more then just one upvote.

[–]Notloc24 0 points1 point ago

the man who wrote this must be a very sad man

[–]alfrednugent 0 points1 point ago

What's the Scottish relevance?

[–]pazimpanet 0 points1 point ago

And hypocrites.

[–]Pojodan 0 points1 point ago

I also hate two things: Internet forums, lists of things, and those who cannot count

[–]DoWhile -1 points0 points ago

and irony

[–]claymer 0 points1 point ago

The people who come up with these things...Brilliant in my opinion

[–]so_carelessly_here 0 points1 point ago

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

[–]blackhawk4756 0 points1 point ago

The irony

[–]shane0350 0 points1 point ago

Since when was graffiti a part of life?

[–]Roland_B_Luntz 0 points1 point ago

For a second I was like WTF is "lrong"?

[–]Derf3l 0 points1 point ago

What's a 'Scottish cubicle'?

[–]bringtehrain123[S] 0 points1 point ago

A shitter

[–]imagetupengin -1 points0 points ago

I work at a bar and this exact same thing is written on the wall in the bathroom.