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[–]danarchist 5 points6 points ago

FWD: FWD: RE: RE: RE: Looky here what granny just sent me! HAHA!

[–]Shimster 1 point2 points ago

Maybe being stupid here but i don't get the last one?

[–]enchantedhorn 1 point2 points ago

1) She referred to the "Policemen's Ball", which is a social event (dance) hosted by police departments to raise money. They sell tickets to attend. (Also, Cinderella went to the ball.') 2) He replied that police don't have balls, as in no male parts. 3) Quote from TV show Psych season 1 episode 7.

[–]Chuck_S 0 points1 point ago

She was saying "ball" as a a "party" and the officer said that they don't have "balls" or "parties". It could be taken the wrong way and be thought of as "State troopers don't have testicles." Hope this helps

[–]Shimster 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, i was being a bit slow on that one. I don't see why this would get you off a ticket though even if you did get the police officer to say that he has no balls.

[–]lo0x0ol -1 points0 points ago

Those kids are going to go far in life. Saw the opportunity to make some money, and went for it!

[–]julius_sphincter -1 points0 points ago

In many places, it is illegal to warn motorists of a speed trap (you can be charged with interfering with a PO in the line of duty).

Also, this is about 80,000 years old. I do believe this was first found written alongside a Paleolithic cave drawing.

[–]ansate 1 point2 points ago

A guy I know was out of town and went to Dick's Sporting Goods, and the cashier tried to sell him some kind of discount card or something. He goes "We don't have Dick's where I'm from." Took him about a full minute before he realized why the cashier and I were laughing.

[–]vladutzmihai -1 points0 points ago

good, better, the best, re-post.