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[–]esquire_ 19 points20 points ago

*How I feel when people care about their reddit "cake day".

you messed up the title of this post a bit

[–]HiImTed 7 points8 points ago

What makes you a loser is the fact that you felt anything negative after having missed it, because it's a stupid idiotic thing to celebrate to begin with.

[–]Qurse 13 points14 points ago

You're a fucking loser because you care so much about having a "cake day".

[–]me_and_batman 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you, fuck your cake day shit post. Fuck you some more.

[–]GoodGuyAlex 7 points8 points ago

Welcome to r/Funny.

Please no:

Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

[–]ElBobo -3 points-2 points ago

I always think it's funny when an entertainment site thinks people read thier rules.

[–]doppelgin -1 points0 points ago

Perhaps the OP is being very literal and in the great contest of memory that is the annual Cake Day recollection, our friend has indeed lost.

[–]DocBarleycorn 1 point2 points ago

Just had mine. Didn't post. Unearned karma is lame.

[–]CameronNemo 2 points3 points ago

GGG: Posts something good on his cakeday, doesn't even mention his cakeday.

[–]Grandmaofhurt 0 points1 point ago

You should've realized this when you signed up for reddit in the first place.

[–]workpuppy[!] 0 points1 point ago

Mines right now...And I don't give a shit.

What's the benefit, other than karma? Nothing? The little number in your trophy case goes up?

Meh.

[–]xVictor 0 points1 point ago

My first cake day was yesterday, and I gave no fucks.

[–]vladley 0 points1 point ago

Haha mine's in the summer some time so there's practically no chance I'll ever notice mine.

[–]TTG_Zebra_Donkey 0 points1 point ago

How I feel every day..

[–]TheRepostReport 0 points1 point ago

title comnts points age /r/
how I feel on my first cake day! 42coms 1368pts 9dys reactiongifs
why i don't have a girlfriend 10coms 159pts 3mos gifs
The reason why I don't go out often 160coms 1387pts 3mos funny
How I feel when I get turned down by a girl. 4coms 38pts 5mos funny
Every time I post OC and fail to make the front page of any subreddit 5coms 17pts 2mos funny

[–]PattyMayonaise 1 point2 points ago

That's how people should feel when they care about their cakedays. Unless IRL. Upvotes anyway.

[–]DjimW 1 point2 points ago

Actually, posting about your cakeday at all makes you a fucking loser

[–]foolin 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, wouldn't it make you not a loser?

Think about it, aren't you more of a loser for remembering your "cake day" on a website that posts random shit all day?

None the less, HAPPY BELATED CAKE DAY LOSER!

[–]thinlineandy -2 points-1 points ago

That's funny, I felt that way on my cakeday.

[–]jbonz -1 points0 points ago

I think mine was yesterday. No clue

[–]Vessix -3 points-2 points ago

Might I remind you that people who take the culture of reddit too seriously get all retarded and stuff. It's OK that you missed your cake day, I promise you aren't a loser because of it.

[–]friedrice65 0 points1 point ago

so you made this post to make up for it

[–]sincerelyanonymus 0 points1 point ago

I just like the picture, not that cake day thing.

[–]missfitz1123 0 points1 point ago

i just did the same thing.... it was yesterday. but meh..'I ain't even mad'

[–]coracken -4 points-3 points ago

you may missed your cake day but I screwed my up.

[–]SonyMaxell -4 points-3 points ago

Oh FUCK...i missed mine too

[–]stark222000 -3 points-2 points ago

I've missed my cakeday twice while also having something somewhat planned to post.

[–]DrHair 0 points1 point ago

How I feel everyday.