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[–]Thoraxe 118 points119 points ago

Dear Diary,

My first day as a boat lift operator did not go well.

[–]Mattshyd 35 points36 points ago

Hopefully my next job as a replacement ref for the NFL goes smoother.

[–]SeaBiscuit1337 -2 points-1 points ago

Dear Diary,

Today I robbed Greenbay Packers of their win. Now it's all mine. Soon I will be able to take over every ref in the NFL.

Love, [NAME NOT LISTED]

[–]samalynn 66 points67 points ago

All I can see is Cleveland brown screaming no no no no noooo

[–]IAMARedPanda 23 points24 points ago

Kinda like my first time having sex.

[–]Slurms 10 points11 points ago

SPLOOSH?

[–]ugly_babies 7 points8 points ago

Sploosh.

[–]itsme0 1 point2 points ago

Sploosh

how do I make it so the link goes to a certain time in the video?

[–]K3gg3r 0 points1 point ago

go to that time in the video, right click, copy URL at current time

[–]itsme0 1 point2 points ago

Ok, it looked like it was going to work, but the way that the ads are in youtube now seems to make it restart... any way past this?

[–]K3gg3r 1 point2 points ago

works fine for me, started at 45 sec spluuuush =D

[–]itsme0 1 point2 points ago

Hmmm. well ok it must be something between youtube and me then. In that case thanks for the help :D

[–]animal422 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad she was wet.

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

[–]ilivlife 11 points12 points ago

Tyrone can add crane operator to his resume

[–]Haylyn221 5 points6 points ago

It just wants to be an Olympic diver.

[–]Ballsey 8 points9 points ago

We pull our boat every other year using such a device. Terrifying.

[–]Rafesanders 30 points31 points ago

First world problems.

[–]vahntitrio 1 point2 points ago

The more expensive the vessel: the more entertaining it is to watch somebody transfer it from land to water (or vice-versa).

[–]ganeshanator 2 points3 points ago

How much would it cost to recover said boat from an accident like this? I'd assume that the crane company has insurance that will cover it.

[–]yesukai 0 points1 point ago

A lot. And yes.

[–]amontes92 0 points1 point ago

hopefully it was romney's yacht.

[–]kimbabs 1 point2 points ago

TYRONE!, fucking again?!

[–]SubDtep 0 points1 point ago

Tyrone's fucking again!? Shit, he ain't need more mouths to feed. He can't even hold down a job as a crane operator.

[–]bravo_sierra 2 points3 points ago

[–]wrangler237 9 points10 points ago

These are 2 different boats. In the gif, the boat that falls is in a small channel while on the snopes article, the boat looks to be in more open water. Also the gif boat looks to have a dark Bimini top, where the snopes boat doesn't have a top at all. This means that 2 separate yachts met their demise in similar fashions.....so sad

[–]animal422 1 point2 points ago

To add to your cause, in the gif the cable didn't break, it just slid off. On the snopes article, it said that the cable broke.

[–]avoutthere 4 points5 points ago

[–]Trents_V -1 points0 points ago

Kind of looks like he's giving a thumbs up.

[–]connery78 3 points4 points ago

That cat who always wants to buy a boat should see this.

[–]wikkedwhite 2 points3 points ago

Now THAT is a failboat.

[–]uptwolait 2 points3 points ago

YACHTZEE!!

[–]gugulo 0 points1 point ago

Is there a subreddit for tech fails?

[–]Jay013 0 points1 point ago

Make one.

[–]tawke -1 points0 points ago

[–]lakliethermes 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else hear the splash?!

[–]evilpancake123 1 point2 points ago

titanic 2

[–]pakron 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it just slipped.

[–]schrankage 1 point2 points ago

bad rigging job. should have set it back down the moment they saw it was leaning forward like that.

[–]JayGryph 0 points1 point ago

Aaaand back to drydock.

[–]TasteBudsInMyAsshole 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what the reprecussions of this are.

[–]IamSparticles 2 points3 points ago

Well, I imagine the transport company loading the boat had insurance. I wouldn't want to be the one filing the claim, though.

[–]TasteBudsInMyAsshole 0 points1 point ago

True. That's no bueno.

[–]SilentDeviant 0 points1 point ago

Well... at least it floats.

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

I like how that one guy runs away as though the boat might somehow ignore gravity and fly over and hit him.

[–]elastic-craptastic 0 points1 point ago

I imagined that being the boats owner running away in anger like,"I can't believe those motherfuckers!!!!".

[–]andiemunro 0 points1 point ago

"It's a boat, what could go wrong?"

[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

Fucking gravity.

[–]DasSchnootz 0 points1 point ago

Too Soon!

[–]Gardimus 0 points1 point ago

I could actually hear a splash sound watching that gif.

[–]erikgil 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought it was a Coast Guard Vessel test - they flip right back upright. Then I noticed it was a private vessel. Somebody is getting a lot of free dock and storage fees.

[–]THEDumbasscus 0 points1 point ago

Alright everyone, lean forward!

Aw shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

[–]Proporre 0 points1 point ago

They really need to invent a new way to set boats in the water... come on humans...

[–]Kickintepants -1 points0 points ago

Nailed it

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

Close enough.

[–]thatguy65 -1 points0 points ago

Nailed it!!!

[–]BrentBlend 0 points1 point ago

"If you love me, let me go...." The Wombats and this gif = amazing juxtaposition! Thank you perfect timing.

[–]danieloo1 -1 points0 points ago

i got this i got this i got this.........FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

How salvageable would this be? Total loss?

[–]onnoj817 0 points1 point ago

Anyone? I would like to know this too...

[–]dubdubdubdot 0 points1 point ago

Completely salvageable, just put it in rice and you're done.

[–]Gortonis 0 points1 point ago

And so begins my mini Poseidon Adventure!

[–]Eversooner 0 points1 point ago

Boat = Bet On Another Thousand

Or, it's a hole in the water you pour money in.

[–]ARE_U_MY_MOMMY 0 points1 point ago

The guy to the left is like "The boat flipped... But there's some cute little ducks over here!"

[–]TWright97 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it!

[–]9GAGGERSGOTOHELL 0 points1 point ago

DAMNIT JIM YOU HAD ONE JOB!

[–]conman_127 0 points1 point ago

Look at how the guy runs to the opposite side like "OOH LOOK WHATS HAPPENING OVER HERE"

[–]superpastaaisle 0 points1 point ago

This happens all the time when i pull out of my garage.

[–]ThisRedditorIsDrunk 1 point2 points ago

Downboated.

[–]TheRepostReport 0 points1 point ago

title comnts points age /r/
Come on down! 0coms -1pt 4hrs GifSound
Boat Accident 0coms 13pts 10hrs GifSound
Alright, now lower it nice and slow.. dammit 2coms 67pts 16hrs gifs

[–]bdsmlover 1 point2 points ago

OP is mass reposter

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

Noted.

[–]appletart 0 points1 point ago

Relax! - it was actually made to be in water...

[–]misterbinny -2 points-1 points ago

[–]AllWheelPerformance -3 points-2 points ago

Another repost... Sigh*