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[–]metatronscube 84 points85 points ago

Someone give that dog a job with UPS.

[–]MyopicJedi 35 points36 points ago

Looks like he's already got one.

[–]RarneyBubble 19 points20 points ago

[–]frugalfuzzy -1 points0 points ago

ahahahha

[–]IHaveHerpes 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean USPS

[–]xdrtb 13 points14 points ago

Fun fact, USPS was voted the most trusted governmnet organization in 2010 and has a delivery failure rate around 5%. Not bad considering they handle 171 billion pieces of mail each year.

[–]macncheez_ 12 points13 points ago

The USPS is probably the ONLY government organization you can trust. You can mail a letter to any destination in the US and have it arrive in about 3 days for less than $1. It's amazing to me that people complain about an occasional 2 cent stamp hike.

[–]Agent_Woolsey 3 points4 points ago

but... that means USPS destroys almost 9 million packages per year. WHERE DOES IT ALL GO?

[–]xdrtb 13 points14 points ago

Newman

[–]UnicornPumaShark 0 points1 point ago

It does? You should go work for Fox News.

[–]shitty_hdr 1 point2 points ago

You mean 9 billion packages.

[–]Agent_Woolsey 1 point2 points ago

that's... over 9000!

[–]lemonquestion 0 points1 point ago

quick question about the stamp rate going up. So I send a international mail 2 week ago but I used a 98 cent stamp from last year will it go or does it get rejected?

[–]Ricktron3030 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was from pokemon.com

[–]LtCthulhu 0 points1 point ago

Or FedEx, or any other shipping company.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 2 points3 points ago

Unlike UPS, the dog will actually knock on your door.

[–]utnow 23 points24 points ago

Can I buy that lightning cable off you? I'll pay a good price...

[–]webdaemon1 21 points22 points ago

I'm pretty sure that voids the warranty.

[–]igneus 34 points35 points ago

"Warranty does not cover: loss, theft or Acts of Dog."

[–]ErroneousEric 81 points82 points ago

He looks so proud of himself.

[–]phoria 46 points47 points ago

He looks like that was so obviously what was expected of him, won't master be so pleased?

[–]retrospects 11 points12 points ago

I got it master, I got it!

[–]Anonazon2 3 points4 points ago

That dog knows something we don't know.

[–]goatwarrior 3 points4 points ago

This kills the dog

[–]notsurewhatiam -2 points-1 points ago

Good guy dog.

[–]ellemnopee -3 points-2 points ago

I don't think the dog did that... I've been around dogs all my life and they usually know that this type of behavior is bad after some learning. This dog may be the exception, but I've usually seen dogs avoid eye contact or become very submissive like the dog in this video: Guilty Dog

[–]alexiuscomnenus 50 points51 points ago

So Dog won't be answering the phone.

[–]frugalfuzzy 0 points1 point ago

I won't be calling Dog.

[–]frugalfuzzy 0 points1 point ago

I won't be calling Dog.

[–]miskatonic_dropout 180 points181 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Friends new iPhone. Special Delivery... 850coms 1939pts 11hrs funny
Franky was just too excited for the iPhone 5 to wait for his owners to get home and open it! 6coms 33pts 7hrs aww

source: karmadecay

[–]Scarlet- 75 points76 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

That seems like a much nicer way to say this is a repost.

[–]sweetgreggo 22 points23 points ago

Actually, at this point it would be considered a cross post.

[–]RobTheBuilderMA 4 points5 points ago

A cross-post is technically a repost.

[–]Postiez -2 points-1 points ago

Where did you find the technical definition of repost?

[–]Shadax 8 points9 points ago

From within 12 hours and crossposted from other subs? Can you give it a few seconds to circulate?

[–]miskatonic_dropout 5 points6 points ago

I just thought people might like to see some of the comments from the other posts.

[–]Shadax 3 points4 points ago

Hence why you didn't scold OP for it being a repost. My comment was directed to Scarlet.

[–]miskatonic_dropout 3 points4 points ago

Ah OK, 10-4.

[–]enderxeno 0 points1 point ago

I don't have r/funny or r/aww in my feeds. Can you let people have different subscriptions than yours? ;)

[–]baconlovr 6 points7 points ago

I love how this guy comes here and basically says "Fuck you, this is a repost!"

[–]magnan[S] 4 points5 points ago

I found this pic on twitter and didn't know it was already posted... that's all. Anyway, thank you for the website.

[–]miskatonic_dropout 3 points4 points ago

Yeah I'm not criticizing or anything. I just thought people might also be interested in what was said in the other comment threads. :-)

[–]magnan[S] 1 point2 points ago

No problem ;)

[–]stanknutz1985 14 points15 points ago

Hey an $800 pair of earpods!

[–]LilCnigs 10 points11 points ago

time to take the old dog out back behind the barn

[–]k4el 4 points5 points ago

This is /r/iphone post pictures of dead animals some where else.

[–]wurz81 33 points34 points ago

Softmute posted this 10 hours ago in r/funny.

[–]BennyBlazeJailbroken 53 points54 points ago

Did you try putting it in a bag of rice?

[–]Brian_is_trilla 20 points21 points ago

we're reposting comments too now?

[–]Fedcoshark 15 points16 points ago

9 month old account says you should know this already.

[–]YGOnewguy 2 points3 points ago

With Reddit, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Every post is a copy of a copy of a copy. - Fight Club on Reddit

[–]mrb502 -3 points-2 points ago

Inception much?

[–]roguewave 0 points1 point ago

It's genius. Revisit one of the old threads and repost the top rated comments.

[–]circa3 7 points8 points ago

I guess it won't pass the will it blend test then either..

[–]blackstrat 2 points3 points ago

Hmmm...new idea for a YouTube series! "Will it Dog?"

[–]circa3 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, just put it in doggy kibble and it'll totally blend in

[–]sickanimations 12 points13 points ago

Ooh. You didn't get Apple Care?

[–]IrishGh0st91 4 points5 points ago

Is it cheaper to buy a new phone or a new dog?

[–]ex0s 10 points11 points ago

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that is an adorable picture tho =\

[–]RebelBinary 8 points9 points ago

With a face like that, how can you be mad.

[–]sixdin 0 points1 point ago

I'd be mad in this situation, regardless of the stupid dog's face. do i need somesort of help?

[–]narcedmonkey 12 points13 points ago

clearly wants his owner to try the Lumia 920

[–]Catmouth 2 points3 points ago

I would rename that dog Google.

[–]InvaderDJ 9 points10 points ago

Soo...I guess it's time to Old Yeller your faithful companion?

[–]JuniorJedi 1 point2 points ago

It's the black Marley.

[–]wwwertdf 2 points3 points ago

Because fuck you, that's why

[–]ventdivin 2 points3 points ago

Unboxing video?

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 1 point2 points ago

How hard would it be to be mad at that dog?

[–]Swanny14 1 point2 points ago

This kills the dog

[–]Ricktron3030 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, buddy. I've got to put you down for that one.

[–]Glenn_Tennis 2 points3 points ago

I would be so fucking pissed off. I'd never look at the dog the same again.

[–]ShitBarometer 5 points6 points ago

Dog: "Apple Maps did it."

[–]EuroTrash_84 2 points3 points ago

That dog would be euthanized at LTE speeds if I came home to this.

*edit - spelling.

[–]repostr 0 points1 point ago

This is great

[–]vurt 2 points3 points ago

That dog needs a scumbag Steve hat.

[–]Juliolink 2 points3 points ago

He's looking at you like; "you know what I did, and your not going to do anything about it...bitch"

[–]Rudy69 3 points4 points ago

Try turning it off and turning it back on, that should fix your problem

Source: 10 years experience in IT

[–]neva5eez 2 points3 points ago

This would make a perfect Samsung ad!

[–]Chris538 1 point2 points ago

Damn...sucks about the phone man, but that is one adorable picture ;D

[–]VaRiotE 1 point2 points ago

You let your dog accept your deliveries for you?

[–]michaelje0 -1 points0 points ago

Oh that hurts deep.

[–]F4ce 0 points1 point ago

He is jealous of the time you spend with small gadgets.

Kill it with FIRE

[–]carmi990 0 points1 point ago

Phone looks fine. I think this is the new "hang a sign of shame on your animal."

[–]Awsaim 1 point2 points ago

Instead of picking up your phone, you take a picture of it?

[–]Athellow 1 point2 points ago

Why pick it up? It's already destroyed.

[–]andrewpurpleworm -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit

[–]mitchiebitchie 1 point2 points ago

taken with an iPhone 5...

[–]FancySOB -2 points-1 points ago

I'm in the only one thinking "repost"?

[–]ocxtitan 0 points1 point ago

I assume his name is Andy?

[–]twigcase 0 points1 point ago

Should have had a Twig Case! Dogs love their terrific flavor!

/whore

[–]the4thaggie 0 points1 point ago

Someone told him that he could play angry birds on it. He tore the phone up when he realized that it was much too small to be a bird.

[–]snotboogie 1 point2 points ago

My great Dane puppy did that with the refund check GW Bush sent out.

[–]oddmanout 0 points1 point ago

I know labs are smart, but what did they expect buying an iPhone 5 for a dog? They're not that smart.

[–]KillYourScene 0 points1 point ago

Bad dog.

[–]MatthewX5000 -1 points0 points ago

this is beyond phony.

[–]Sonic343Whenever it gets delivered, anyway. 0 points1 point ago

Was that a pun?

[–]Nclinton -2 points-1 points ago

Actually it's not this is my dog and that is the pic my husband took when he got home I have the busted headphones and charger to prove it!!

[–]MatthewX5000 -1 points0 points ago

I'm calling you out. I want you to show me a busted up new set of headphones and the a busted up new version of the charger.

[–]Nclinton 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/Bnmuj here is my dog with the chewed up charger

[–]MatthewX5000 -1 points0 points ago

I'm a professional photo editor I know a photoshop when I see it. Seriously you and your husband need to grow up, karma collecting isn't everything.

[–]ItsWorkinOrange -1 points0 points ago

This kills the iPhone.

[–]daprice82 0 points1 point ago

Dude....

[–]Allamalabalafala 0 points1 point ago

If the delivery company left the box outside like that, they can be held accountable for the damage. If you managed to allow this to happen in your presence...I can't even finish that thought.

[–]dhays2000 0 points1 point ago

I feel your pain.

[–]mrb502 0 points1 point ago

You mad bro?

[–]onmylastnerve -1 points0 points ago

my heart just dropped, then I saw the derpy face on that pup!!!

[–]k2d2 0 points1 point ago

My lab wouldn't have left that much evidence, until he took a shit...

[–]eman1189 0 points1 point ago

I would be so mad

[–]Mattycore -1 points0 points ago

Shoot the dog

[–]JesseJaymz 0 points1 point ago

THEN HOW DID I TAKE THE PICTURE TOM?!?!? HOW DID I TAKE THE PICTURE?????

[–]QwikMark 0 points1 point ago

ouch... to heal the pain here is an up vote band-aid

[–]irishfury 0 points1 point ago

hello this is dog

[–]jacobidruzberg1 0 points1 point ago

I don't think apple support will buy the old "My dog ate my" excuse.....

[–]amancarlos -1 points0 points ago

Its the dog, dawg!!

[–]Hebegster 1 point2 points ago

10 hours later and already reposted sigh

[–]ehenning1537 1 point2 points ago

He was probably pissed off at the maps.

[–]DanHandsome -2 points-1 points ago

Where you at, dog?

[–]carreraz -5 points-4 points ago

That's the treatment iPhone deserves!

[–]retroracer -3 points-2 points ago

such bullshit, a dog could not destroy a phone in that manner

[–]dragotron 0 points1 point ago

awww looks like its time to take old yeller out back...

[–]dlililb -5 points-4 points ago

id make him swallow it all