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[–]MisterNetflix[S] 0 points1 point ago

If anyone wants to know a backstory, here it is: I'm 16 and play soccer, my coach is one of my best friends dad and is a douche. During our game (was this saturday) the referee was being a total faggot, making extremely bias calls and being a super faggot (I am actually a referee as well, so I know the rules and shit). About 10 minutes before half time one of our players gets called for some bullshit call and receives a yellow card, at this point we're losing, I'm pissed at this dumbass referee, so I say a few things like "WHAT THE SHIT" and "WHAT THE HELL". Comes half time the referee pulls our coach aside and tells him someone (he doesn't know who) was using vulgar language and (I didn't find this out until today) said the the ref "fuck you". The player on my team who had received the yellow card earlier is given ANOTHER because the ref didn't know who was cursing so he gave it to this kid. After half time on the sideline I told my coach that it might've been me using the foul language, (I didn't know our player had gotten that second yellow until the end of the game), so I told my coach and we agreed to tell the ref at the end of the game and apologize. Rest of the game was shitty, I just kept my mouth shut and held back my opinion on this retard-referee. I apologized and the referee shook my hand and thanked me for confronting and confessing. Thought it was over. This morning I found out what was said to the ref was "fuck you", which I did not say, so basically I took the blame for someone else and I thought it was over, and honestly, I gave 0 fucks about this whole thing. Until my mom gets and email saying I've been kicked off the team and I have to return my shit my this weekend.

Tl;dr My coach is a douche. And I confessed to something I didn't do and was still kicked off my team.

[–]Inky69 1 point2 points ago

Less words Luke, less words......

[–]Inky69 -1 points0 points ago

Also... It's not funny