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[–]adrianbk 1753 points1754 points ago

Put it in a bowl of rice.

[–]demon1255 480 points481 points ago

It'll buff out.

[–]hiding_from_my_gf 542 points543 points ago

Try and reset it to factory defaults.

[–]JakeCameraAction 879 points880 points ago

These are terrible things to do to the dog.

[–]Fobulousguy 416 points417 points ago

As a Korean I disagree.

[–]Deynai 31 points32 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/yc6cf/whenever_someone_asks_why_we_bought_2_dogs_rather/c5uebln

As a non Korean I'm slightly concerned what you were planning to do with it.

[–]suction -1 points0 points ago

It's spelled "Fapulous" then.

[–]mattybell2117 109 points110 points ago

I don't know, he might like the bowl of rice.

[–]mower 69 points70 points ago

Feeding a dog uncooked rice will result in the raw rice coming out both ends of the dog not too long afterwards.

[–]Oirek 35 points36 points ago

Source please

[–]freerangehuman 82 points83 points ago

No, not sauce, whole uncooked rice.

[–]cockatoodles 26 points27 points ago

No, he means a source for a good sauce that goes with uncooked rice.

[–]randomherRro 22 points23 points ago

But there's no need for it when feeding the dog. He'll enjoy the plain rice.

[–]Cubejam 10 points11 points ago

We need Mythbusters to test this out.

[–]The_Painted_Man 79 points80 points ago

Otherwise, he could try jailbreaking it.

[–]DrunkenRedditing 36 points37 points ago

How far are you on your quest?

[–]The_Painted_Man 72 points73 points ago

I have learnt some improtant lessons.

  1. I am not an inventor.

  2. Fire doesn't easily burn a natural purple.

  3. People will remember what you say on Reddit.

[–]DrunkenRedditing 15 points16 points ago

It could be electric with a colour filter or something.

[–]The_Painted_Man 29 points30 points ago

This right here is why i need an assistant.

What size dress you wear?

[–]norunningwater 15 points16 points ago

I smell a business in the oven.

[–]The_Painted_Man 28 points29 points ago

No, sorry.

Farted.

[–]dmkelly 69 points70 points ago

The iPhone has ways of preventing legitimate damage.

[–]jaydubyah 38 points39 points ago

Didn't Apple say that scratches were "normal?"

[–]SweetGehenna 139 points140 points ago

Have you tried turning it off then back on?

[–]adrianbk 23 points24 points ago

if that doesnt work he might need to do an OS reinstall

[–]iLama 72 points73 points ago

Try holding it differently?

[–]throw10away 33 points34 points ago

Do you have a good Chinese recipe for dog?

[–]raghead 73 points74 points ago

  1. Cut into cubes.
  2. Add to boiling water with star anise, soy sauce and salt to taste.
  3. Boil for at least 30 minutes, adding radishes or other vegetables to taste.
  4. Serve with fresh cilantro and fermented bean paste for dipping.

Texture similar to beef.

[–]Dickfore 48 points49 points ago

:(

[–]raghead 27 points28 points ago

Pet thieves are a big problem in Guangdong province, and so are trash eating street dogs, so I swore off eating an otherwise delicious animal for ethical and contamination reasons.

Give me farm raised though, and that's a different story.

[–]thebritface 7 points8 points ago

I would try farm raised dog. They are generally a specific breed that is unsuitable for being "mans best friend" anyway. If I recall that correctly. It's like cattle except those tend to not roam suburban areas.

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 19 points20 points ago

Aaaaaand the dog is now on the way to get neutered.

[–]adrianbk 7 points8 points ago

Just put it in a bowl of rice too.

[–]xerim 3 points4 points ago

The drool will have soaked into the Apple Maps, it will be ruined.

[–]Filberto 130 points131 points ago

Not shocked to see the smiling face of a lab in the center of all that.

[–]Phyics_Son 22 points23 points ago

an iphone eating grin

[–]Leviathon009 338 points339 points ago

That is the happiest fucking dog

[–]Hobbes4247791 256 points257 points ago

He was a Samsung exec in a previous life.

[–]Droidiq 81 points82 points ago

Hell yeah. In his mind. "Just destroyed $600 phone. Next I need to burn this house down"

[–]ItchyPickle 617 points618 points ago

Poor dog was probably just holding it wrong.

[–]romanjormpjomp 434 points435 points ago

This is normal. Aluminum will scratch or chip.

[–]Draiko 75 points76 points ago

The purple flare in the image provided is considered normal behavior for the camera.

[–]rizenfrmtheashes 72 points73 points ago

It's normal for Maps to tell you that you are in Norway.

[–]Holybasil 41 points42 points ago

But I am in Norway! Are you telling me Maps actually gets it right??

[–]rizenfrmtheashes 37 points38 points ago

no. just for you, maps tells you that you are in sweden.

[–]Holybasil 48 points49 points ago

Oh my god, the horror...

[–]itsnot42 7 points8 points ago

Be happy.. Sweden's better than denmark; at least you can understand the people that live there.

[–]dassiearwen 12 points13 points ago

This would never have happened with a nokia!

[–]BlueOak777 19 points20 points ago

If this was a Nokia, the dog would have exploded.

There would be dog parts everywhere with the phone just standing there happy as fuck.

[–]captainzigzag 22 points23 points ago

HELLO?

HELLO?

IS THIS DOG?

HELLO?

[–]goonsack[!] 220 points221 points ago

/r/KarmaConspiracy : Open packaging, remove iPhone and cables, give cardboard packaging to dog to chew up, place intact iPhone and cables back on the ground under the other stuff. Come Rufus, Sit Rufus. Say Cheese.

[–]talontario 38 points39 points ago

There's not even any drool marks on the box.

[–]dustykhan 11 points12 points ago

I concur! There is no sign of the actual iPhone box... No sign either of the usb plug adapter... No teeth marks on the cardboard box.... Old iPhone on the floor....

[–]onowahoo 12 points13 points ago

This picture was taken with iPhone 5. See dimensions

[–]moldy912 5 points6 points ago

The one on the ground is a chinese prototype.

[–]TriumphantTumbleweed 1 point2 points ago

The phone is there. I guess the proportions of this photo are confusing a lot of people, thinking the phone should be bigger.

[–]9Freeski 327 points328 points ago

How long has it been since this happened? If your friends dog did actually chew the phone casing to pieces there's a good chance some aluminum or a piece of the glass backing ended up in his stomach. It could tear through his esophagus or intestines very easily, even his stomach.

Tell your friend he should take his pup to see a vet just in case. Better safe than sorry.

[–]jfa1985 480 points481 points ago

doesn't matter the story is bullshit

[–]isysdamn 95 points96 points ago

Besides, if the dog was strong enough to obliterate that phone and have no sign of damage to it's mouth, it would have to be made of kryptonite to kill it.

[–]Mugros 17 points18 points ago

Look at the picture. You see the intact phone, the charger, the cord. All the dark pieces are cardboard.

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[–]bakerie 29 points30 points ago

Thanks, I was utterly confused as to what the black thing at the bottom was.

[–]mmee1992 3 points4 points ago

you can see the iphone in the pic. the actual phone is just sitting there. the box is what is destroyed.

[–]cptnZ 32 points33 points ago

Looks like he didn't chew the actual phone too much, you can see it in the middle of the image, most of what your seeing looks like the different sections of the box.

[–]evolvish 23 points24 points ago

Looks more like it was... smashed into the ground...

[–]MrShow 13 points14 points ago

Friends new iPhone. Special Delivery...

If your friends dog did actually chew the phone casing...

Does no one use apostrophes anymore?

[–]Defenerate 37 points38 points ago

*Doe's

*u'se

[–]Mrjohnnyray 1 point2 points ago

He will probably be having it put down anyway after this

[–]mycophycophyta 17 points18 points ago

The phone looks fine. It's with the USB cord and the plastic insert in the middle of the picture. The box itself and the papers look to be destroyed, but most of the actual hardware looks undamaged.

[–]notwist 15 points16 points ago

Now that you say it, it actually looks like the box was opened by human hands (very even rip lines, no chewing) and then everything placed out on the curb for a photo op with the dog.

Stranger things have been done for karma.

[–]l3rN 10 points11 points ago

Going what off of what I've seen with my 3 labs, there's no goddamn way the headphones and power cord wouldn't also be chewed to bits if his dog had done this.

[–]PleaseObeyMeThanks 152 points153 points ago

Guy who owns an iPhone repair shop here. I don't see any parts on the ground that actually go to an iPhone (except the USB cable and charger).

[–]tylerwatt12 95 points96 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/54Uj9.jpg

What's interesting though, is there is usually a piece of sticky plastic wrap holding the entire case onto one side of the box. It doesn't seem to be there.

edit: one more http://i.imgur.com/P2nJV.png

who knows, I might just be seeing things

[–]noodlesfordaddy 55 points56 points ago

Oh shit, there's a dog there!

[–]Tashre 9 points10 points ago

And if you look closely, you can see there are also exactly 176 rocks.

[–]eRYignj90Fw34j803ng0 10 points11 points ago

I counted closer to 320. ForeverAlone.jpg I guess.

[–]get_logicated 6 points7 points ago

Guy who used to have a dog here. I don't see any slobber on that card board box.

[–]Sojoez 2 points3 points ago

Not all dogs slober like a boxer.

[–]Absolutedisgrace 0 points1 point ago

And the USB cable isn't for the latest iphone either.

[–]gibnihtmus 15 points16 points ago

That is the lightning usb cable.

[–]Whargod 0 points1 point ago

Do the cables come in plastic bags or have ties on them? They seem to be lying there just at random. I smell BS here.

[–]Kendi15 8 points9 points ago

Have you tried rubbing some bacon on it?

[–]laura22lynne 31 points32 points ago

He looks so happy :)

[–]kidsol138 9 points10 points ago

It must have been a tasty apple.

[–]CheezyMcWang 21 points22 points ago

Either the dog ate the phone whole, or he just tore apart the box. That doesn't come near enough mess to breaking an iPhone.

[–]AllDizzle 9 points10 points ago

You need to watch some more CSI to figure out how to look at images...you can clearly see the phone mostly just dinged up on the ground, the rest is the packaging and wires.

[–]angelok91 3 points4 points ago

Come to think of it, you don't really see pieces of the iPhone on the ground. I see paper and accessories but no phone.

[–]illtek 6 points7 points ago

The look of satisfaction on that dog's face...

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 209 points210 points ago

Who's a good dog? You're a good dog!

[–]The_Painted_Man 53 points54 points ago

Woof! Woof! ^

buy android next time, master.

[–]WonkyArt 29 points30 points ago

Dogs don't like walled gardens.

[–]The_Painted_Man 14 points15 points ago

... and garden walls do not like tall criminals.

[–]Softmute[S] 90 points91 points ago

My buddy posted this to facebook. Unfortunately for him, it was his wife's phone...

[–]drew_tattoo 59 points60 points ago

Oh no, poor guy.

[–]iamagainstit 14 points15 points ago

like literally poor, those things aren't cheep, and now he has to buy a new one or his wife will be disappointed.

[–]aspelund 17 points18 points ago

Good thing then he choosed the extended warrant.

[–]AirboxCandle 55 points56 points ago

If he didnt choosed it he gonna be sorry , He will wish he choosed it !!!

[–]drew_tattoo 63 points64 points ago

I hate it when I didn't choosed things.

[–]nohiddenmeaning 3 points4 points ago

I chosdeded it and had not made been dissappoint.

[–]MananWho 22 points23 points ago

It's unfortunate that his dog choosed it.

[–]kNyne 13 points14 points ago

tell him to let apple see the picture, who knows, maybe they'll see how popular it was on reddit and give him a free one.

unlikely, i know.

[–]minizanz 33 points34 points ago

he should get another free anyways. it was damaged in shipping since the delivery guy left it outside and in danger.

[–]ajfili 16 points17 points ago

My UPS guy asked for a license to hand me my iPhone 5... Anything over a declared value of $200 I believe gets flagged as "signature required".

[–]johnny_gunn 87 points88 points ago

Why does Reddit hate Apple/iPhones so much?

[–]hooj 143 points144 points ago

It's a circle jerk. Just like I hear more about Bieber, twilight, toddlers and tiaras, etc from Reddit than in actual news/media consumption.

[–]johnny_gunn 26 points27 points ago

That's stupid but I understand it - I can see how Reddit wouldn't like things like Bieber/twilight - but what's so bad about iphones?

[–]hooj 68 points69 points ago

Easy to hate. Apparently.

They're too expensive, or too mainstream, or the apple fanboys suck, or a waste of money, or any other reason people can/want to come up with.

God forbid someone like something that's pretty slick. Oh wait, I mentioned God, fuck. Thank FSM I caught that one.

Again, Reddit is a circle jerk.

[–]roidsrus 59 points60 points ago

I don't understand the whole "too expensive" argument. At least in the US, it's the same price as every other flagship smartphone, with carrier subsidy.

[–]JakeCameraAction 20 points21 points ago

Too expensive is more directed at Apple as a whole.

[–]roidsrus 26 points27 points ago

A lot of folks have said it specifically about the iPhone, though, too, as if the Galaxy S3 were at all cheaper.

[–]JakeCameraAction 9 points10 points ago

You have to remember that not everyone hating on the iPhone has a rational argument just like not* everyone who hates on android has a rational argument.

I once heard someone say they didn't like android because they liked iOS's home screen better (even though there's a launcher just like iOS on the market).

[–]roidsrus 21 points22 points ago

Yeah, I've just been getting pretty frustrated with it recently. /r/technology is pretty bad, and if you ever go on the comments of SlashGear, Boy Genius Reports, Gizmodo, etc., any pro-iPhone article is met with comments complaining about how biased the author is and how terrible the article is. It's disgusting. I own HTC phones, and I own Apple phones (I got the iPhone 5). I think there's advantages to both brands. I prefer the iPhone right now to anything else out on the market, but that's because it suits my needs better. Phones are a personal thing, like pants. Not everyone needs to be wearing the same pair. I guess I just hate the hate.

[–]Whytefang 10 points11 points ago

People hate it because it's trendy to hate it.

[–]egalitarianist 10 points11 points ago

Exactly. Even without carrier subsidy, they're the same damn price. A Galaxy S3 and an iPhone 5 are the same prices under contract, and the S3 and iPhone 4S are about the same price unlocked.

Quality smartphones are way too expensive versus the utility most people actually get out of them, no matter what brand or model you buy.

The "Apple tax" definitely exists in some laptops and most towers, but in smartphones it's pure myth.

[–]brownchickenbr0wnc0w 9 points10 points ago

Can't forget the dead horse that is lack of Google maps

[–]strobexp 14 points15 points ago

thats a pretty big deal

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 9 points10 points ago

That's the reason I haven't updated my iPhone to iOS6... I like knowing where I'm going. :/

[–]The_Doctor_00 14 points15 points ago

Maps.google.com and every other map app on the app store... It's not like apple having their own mapping app prevents you from using any other service.

[–]Niyeaux 0 points1 point ago

You know what the circle jerk really is? It's this. This writing off people's dislike of Apple as a circle jerk, instead of explaining the valid reasons why people dislike Apple and the iOS platform.

In short, it's because people feel that Apple's closed system (often referred to a "walled garden") is unnecessarily restrictive on the rights of their users, and somewhat exploitative of their market share. Many people also dislike Apple as a company because of their anti-competitive legal practices.

Was that so hard?

[–]Gigablah 2 points3 points ago

Shh, interrupting circlejerk, etc

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 4 points5 points ago

annoying fanboys is the only legitimate reason I can think of

but then again, everything has annoying fanboys

[–]74NK 8 points9 points ago

Can't speak for everyone here but I don't necessarily hate iphones I just hate the fetishism revolving around them.

[–]The_Doctor_00 21 points22 points ago

There is fetishism for sony, nintendo, samsung, pc gaming, console gaming, it's not limited to apple.

[–]LetsTryScience 8 points9 points ago

Self loathing hipsters.

[–]pinguino42 3 points4 points ago

I think it's mostly from that Samsung patent case.

[–]Draiko -3 points-2 points ago

Off the top of my head?

  1. Many iPhone users have terrible personalities

  2. Apple has a terrible attitude problem and is using the legal systems of several different countries as an anti-competitive business strategy.

[–]colinstalter 21 points22 points ago

  1. Don't generalize nearly 300 Million phone users because of some douche bag hipsters on twitter. There are just as many people that think android is superior because you can modify the OS.

  2. Almost all major tech companies are involved in patent litigation. There have been a number of articles pointing this out and showing that Apple is mentioned only because it gets the most page views.

[–]thecrazing 6 points7 points ago

Don't generalize nearly 300 Million phone users because of some douche bag hipsters on twitter. There are just as many people that think android is superior because you can modify the OS.

Completely correct. It's ridiculous to assume the majority of iPhone uses even had an opinion on instagram, let alone that this was representative at all. Some people are saying that 'Many iPhone users' was facetious at best.

Almost all major tech companies are involved in patent litigation. There have been a number of articles pointing this out and showing that Apple is mentioned only because it gets the most page views.

Mmmmm. Not quite. Apple's strategy is more no-holds barred when it comes to patent litigation. See, many other tech companies gobble up other, smaller companies merely for patent portfolio. Sometimes to have enough patents to make the other big shark back off from suing them. (Or to say 'Well, yeah, we infringed on some of yours, but we have 2,000 new patents and you probably infringe on a couple of ours, so let's call it a wash.') Some companies are merely patent trolls, who get a source of income from suing people and saying 'you infringed on our patent, give us some cash.' And sometimes its a combination of both.

But none of that really applies to Apple. Apple isn't in it just to get some money trickling in from Samsung in exchange for using some of Apple's patents. Or from HTC, or anyone else. And they aren't using them for any mutually assured destruction strategy. Because they don't need to do either of those, because they are Goliath. They have more money than God. They don't want to buffer their revenue with tribute from Samsung. They want to make it so god damned hard to make and sell an Android device that you just get out of the game. (This last bit is where I get a little crazy, of course.)

But, blahblahblah. The truth is, Apple and iOS get whatever hate they get on Reddit simply for being that Goliath.

[–]Zi1djian 10 points11 points ago

Many iPhone users have terrible personalities

I think what you mean is "Many people have terrible personalities."

Those people would be assholes regardless of whether they own an iPhone or not.

[–]sknnbones 16 points17 points ago

You think it's just apple who does this? You are an idiot then.

[–]Draiko 6 points7 points ago

I never said that it was just Apple.

[–]cubester 4 points5 points ago

RIP Mr. Woofles

[–]der_chiller 2 points3 points ago

Android dog.

[–]daunbugless 3 points4 points ago

My only issue here is that I don't actually see an iPhone. It just looks like someone took the liberty of tearing up a box, a few pieces of that box the phone came in, and putting the cord somewhere in there before they throw a dog in front of it to take a picture.

[–]grumpyoldgit 2 points3 points ago

The dog clearly wanted an Android.

[–]darkfade 7 points8 points ago

Box dosen't look like it's been dog chewed to me... Gonna have to call my friends over at Karmaconspiricy to look at this one. So far I am leaning towards bullshit.

[–]pandawars 3 points4 points ago

Good dog that is all.

[–]averelltorrent 3 points4 points ago

Well luckily the phone is there and in one piece. Looks like it was just the packaging that got torn up.

[–]dirice87 4 points5 points ago

"look, i protected you from the box"

[–]narancs 1 point2 points ago

Is he called Samsung?

[–]hostergaard 0 points1 point ago

"I help you boss"

[–]Wolfman87 3 points4 points ago

I don't think I could be mad

[–]CarnibusCareo 7 points8 points ago

Delivery Lab, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!

[–]overused-meme-alert 3 points4 points ago

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

BWEEP bip bip BWEEP

.

[–]riverbend 0 points1 point ago

Under a magnifying glass you can see scratches.

[–]ssschillings 1 point2 points ago

"Man Destroys His Iphone For Karma" /r/Karmaconspiracy

[–]sarahgogo 1 point2 points ago

Black labs always have the same look on their face when they do something bad...

[–]Retsoka 2 points3 points ago

Will it blend? Hell yes!

[–]suction 1 point2 points ago

Put 50g of ground coffee on a plate and let it sit next to it overnight. Should fix the smell.

[–]Koshercrab 0 points1 point ago

Do fake internet points mean that much to you? That you'd tear up you box, shuffle the products around, and pose your dog. You need a hobby (besides Reddit).

[–]dirtmerchant1980 0 points1 point ago

fake

[–]brunesgoth 2 points3 points ago

Good boy!

[–]ChevyBMX 2 points3 points ago

Did you turn it off and on again?

[–]kasim42784 6 points7 points ago

R.I.P little doggy. :(

[–]braverywillfollow 2 points3 points ago

But look how cute he/she is...

[–]YazanDrar 3 points4 points ago

Good doggie! ;)

[–]BaerenJaeger 2 points3 points ago

Good dog.

[–]Nekture 0 points1 point ago

Good dog.

[–]barryallott 1 point2 points ago

Did Apple maps direct the package to the dog?

[–]Ronnieve 1 point2 points ago

Have your tried turning it off and on again?

[–]Mansyn 2 points3 points ago

I believe it's an improvement

[–]BamBam-BamBam 4 points5 points ago

Must be an Android fanboi.

[–]xpdx 3 points4 points ago

My cat did that exact same thing.. oh wait, no, he didn't, cuz he is a cat.

[–]allisonivy 3 points4 points ago

People, get your fat asses off reddit and exercise your dog. This is why you can't have nice things.

[–]hydera5 2 points3 points ago

Best thing to happen to the iPhone, since the iPhone.

[–]gravitycompels 1 point2 points ago

It's the owners fault not the dogs. I fucking hate people that get big dumb ass dogs and then don't have them trained. I hate your dog, I hate how he smells, I hate how he jumps up on me and you either yell at him like it makes a fucking difference or you yell at me for eventually getting sick of it and pushing him off me. If you get a dog GET IT TRAINED, or put him outside and away from me. I love dogs; I hate dog owners.

[–]my5dollarFTlong 1 point2 points ago

If it can't withstand a playful dog, then it definitely isn't that durable.

[–]Throwawaychica 0 points1 point ago

Well dogs are attracted to shit.

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

This is bullshit. First of all, I don't think a dog can destroy an iPhone that much, if at all. Secondly, I see no bite marks or slobber on the box itself. The dog didn't do this.

[–]Kenyans_For_Obama 2 points3 points ago

Reddit meet my new puppy, Samsung.

[–]adowlen 1 point2 points ago

Lycos, go get it boy!

[–]davidjohnmeyer 2 points3 points ago

He looks so proud of himself

[–]urbaneinthemembrane 2 points3 points ago

Have never owned a dog, now I am not sure I would want to!

[–]agoodz 3 points4 points ago

People with dogs have a stupid high tolerance for destruction from them.

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

That dog is a hero

[–]Adamthereddituser 0 points1 point ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That is what I would have said.

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 0 points1 point ago

Ugh, all the iPhone hate is tiresome. Apple is a big corporate business, just like Google is. They both have their positives and negatives. I'm just tired of reading these pissing matches between the two. I own an iPhone 4, it's the same one I've had for the past few years. It's in pretty much the same shape, and I've dropped it plenty of times. My best friend has an Andriod, and yes, I am jealous of the funny sounds, music, ringtones, and message sounds that her phone holds. iPhone's though have more apps available. We can both go online on our phones, listen to mp3s, take pictures, text and you know the best part? They work as phones too!

[–]TheAcaciaStrain 0 points1 point ago

A moment of silence for the owner of that would be phone

[–]netraven5000 1 point2 points ago

"I got the mail for you but I ate it..."

[–]jayecks 1 point2 points ago

What I imagine the picture taker thinking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s

[–]kwansolo 1 point2 points ago

that dog needs some exercise

[–]amawaldo 0 points1 point ago

a great candidate for dogshaming

[–]shadedpencil 1 point2 points ago

If you look carefully, the phone is all in one piece, the casing is opened and the left casing has ripped plastic on it. So the phone might be fine.

[–]UncleDrunkle 1 point2 points ago

you just called your dog over and made him sit for this photo opportunity...

[–]April15Hater 0 points1 point ago

"Fuck You, I'm a Dog"