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[–]Internet_Gentleman 23 points24 points ago

More like this (http://i.imgur.com/NXV1u.gif)

Touch my phone without permission and you're probably going to be, and I'm using very precise terminology here, bitchslapped.

[–]moyno85 6 points7 points ago

Kangaroos are such awkward animals. Look at those freaking arms, they look like they've been glued on.

[–]TheDanima1 9 points10 points ago

Gets my upvote because the loop is so fluid.

[–]BookwormSkates 2 points3 points ago

[–]riser 7 points8 points ago

When I see this .gif...

title comnts points age /r/
When someone hosts on anything but imgur 5coms 40pts 9hrs gifs
When someone hosts on anything but imgur 9hrs gifs
When one of my roommates told me he still uses Internet Explorer 16coms 78pts 4dys gifs
When a r/reactiongifs post begins with "MRW" 0coms 27pts 8dys reactiongifs
WHEN THAT ONE KID REMINDS THE TEACHER WE HAVE HOMEWORK 3coms 2pts 10dys pics
To my fellow Muslims..... 224coms 1407pts 16dys gifs
How I feel about my life as I'm about to hit 1K comment karma... 5coms 31pts 19dys gifs
Been a member for a year now. Had to look in the mirror and ask myself this today. 6coms 16pts 20dys funny
Watching a Subway employee making my sub. 51coms 531pts 25dys reactiongifs
Please :3 0coms 2pts 26dys aww
Whenever my parents play video games.... 1com -1pt 29dys funny
Every time I get a chuckle from this. 0coms -1pt 1mo funny
When someone purposely starts an argument about religion 1com 32pts 1mo gifs
When someone purposely starts an argument about politics 0coms 9pts 1mo gifs
Every time my parents add a browser toolbar add-on 0coms 0pts 2mos funny
Showing my little brother portal. 8coms 161pts 2mos Portal
Whenever I see new tokers try to roll a J 101coms 326pts 2mos trees
When I hear "I introduced my grandparents to Reddit!" 41coms 1057pts 2mos funny
By far my favourite gif. 2coms 51pts 2mos gifs
My cat's face when I told him we'd be fostering dogs soon. 3coms 138pts 2mos gifs
My face when I realize that OP hosted anywhere but imgur. 8coms 227pts 2mos reactiongifs
this kitty asks all the questions up in here! 1com 16pts 2mos gifs
Whenever I see a duckface. 0coms 60pts 2mos funny
When people post pictures of themselves breastfeeding to Facebook.. 1com 11pts 2mos funny
When my roommate invites my ex over to our house. 22coms 475pts 3mos funny
What I wanted to say to every redditor when viewing new posts for the past hour. 27coms 765pts 3mos funny
I wish this cat existed sooner, so I could have stopped my early posts. 3coms 51pts 3mos funny
When I see a friend reposting from 9gag 15coms 193pts 3mos funny
Whenever someone touches something of mine without permission. 4coms 84pts 3mos gifs
To everyone upvoting YOLO posts 2coms 11pts 4mos funny
My reaction to NC passing Amendment 1. 3coms 10pts 4mos funny
Posting another Space Shuttle pic? 4coms 22pts 5mos funny
When my Mom asked my new gf how many kids she wants to have 8coms 113pts 5mos funny
My roommate invited my ex to his birthday party 1com 23pts 6mos funny
Every time I read about a Redditor still being Facebook friends with an ex. 412coms 846pts 6mos funny
Whenever I see someone browsing Reddit without RES 13coms 25pts 7mos gifs
My favorite gif 13coms 469pts 7mos funny
As an American, these are my thoughts on every single candidate running for President. 257coms 880pts 8mos funny
Me when I meet past me. 26coms 828pts 8mos funny
Whenever Anyone Does Anything Wrong... 5coms 41pts 9mos funny
Every time I watch my Boxer puppy squat to take a pee in the house after just coming in from a long walk outside. 5coms 57pts 10mos funny
What The Fuck Are You Doing 5coms 22pts 10mos gif
Every time I watch my grandparents try to navigate the internet.. 30coms 726pts 11mos gifs
Shake Weight 5coms 36pts 1yr gifs
What the fuck... [gif] 4coms 66pts 1yr funny
What the fuck - conscience cat 7coms 27pts 1yr gifs
What does it look like I'm doing? 17coms 447pts 1yr gifs
Please...For God Sake! 0coms 15pts 1yr pics
My reaction to a school bus driver on the first day. 2coms 5pts 27dys gifs
When my mother searches for something using Google... 1com -2pts 1mo gifs

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[–]moyno85 9 points10 points ago

we get it...

[–]SutfamG 0 points1 point ago

This gif applies to everything.

[–]iReallyJustLikeImgur 1 point2 points ago

And then I RETALIATE

[–]Nomommyno -1 points0 points ago

This never fails.

[–]farty_poo_pants 0 points1 point ago

... then you have somebody tie your hands together and tug them on a string?

[–]altoid2k4 -1 points0 points ago

why is your phone laying around for anyone to access it, and who are these people that you are near that are picking up your phone and going through it? My best guess would be that you are still in high school or middle school and you don't take very good care of your phone and the other people around you are kids, so they haven't learned about respecting other people's property.

[–]RabidMuffins 0 points1 point ago

I've seen dogs do that before, but never a cat.

[–]Trifur 0 points1 point ago

Does no one use a passcode?

[–]iamyeti 0 points1 point ago

I like that i can tap my foot to this gif.

[–]WreckerCrew -1 points0 points ago

Does this happen a lot? Maybe you need to rethink how you leave your phone around or your friends.

[–]Omofo 0 points1 point ago

What kind of asshole ties their cat's paws together?

[–]upvoteplus -3 points-2 points ago

Is is too late to say gangam style? Or is that not a thing anymore?

[–]NOOBANATOR15 -5 points-4 points ago

A repost but it gets the upvote

[–]dotacasher111[S] -1 points0 points ago

Thanks man

[–]Scumbag_Username -2 points-1 points ago

That cat is playing Rock, Paper, Scissors

[–]agobayer -2 points-1 points ago

likely, changing your contacts to star war characters, you can repost that later too :)

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 0 points1 point ago

they are looking for pictures of women naked. my friend does this anytime he needs to use my phone for something. he knows i have some on there. thats why i threw some cock pictures in there.he stopped snooping after that.

[–]kanfayo 1 point2 points ago

Better to have a bunch of pictures of dicks in your phone than to let someone see a nude picture of a girl, amirite?

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 0 points1 point ago

well its my own cock. and when you have 1 of your friends trying to look at pictures of the women you have sex with on your phone then yes yes it is good to have cock pics. I'm not some frat boy who shows pictures of the girls I've been with to my scumbag friends.

[–]kanfayo 0 points1 point ago

However, if someone looking through your phone sees a bunch of pictures of penises, they may not realize it's your penis, and may question your sexuality.

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 1 point2 points ago

im not bothered by that to be honest. they can think what they want.besides, who doesent have a picture of themselves naked on their cell phone?

[–]deja-vu-comment -1 points0 points ago

what breed of cat is that?

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