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Timmy's dad always was my favorite (imgur.com)

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[–]superawes0me 145 points146 points ago

Dinkleberg...

[–]MisogynistLesbian 173 points174 points ago

DINKleberg - Double Income No Kids

[–]mesquirrel 43 points44 points ago

Mind blown, economics-style

[–]BurlyLe 15 points16 points ago

Like Mr. Dink from Doug. He always bought those crazy, new gadgets.

[–]Binyeum 2 points3 points ago

Everything he bought was VERY EXSPENSIVE. To this day every time I see something out of my price range I say this, lisp an all.

[–]Mac_Anu 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, I always thought he just had a funny name!

[–]kaptinkracker 10 points11 points ago

ok but what about the leberg part?

[–]BA_Start 23 points24 points ago

DAE le berg?

[–]d4nny 1 point2 points ago

they are the berg

[–]fuckmyoldaccount 0 points1 point ago

Jews

[–]joshdbenoit 12 points13 points ago

MIND. BLOWN.

[–]theoriginalaks 0 points1 point ago

This exact conversation repeats its self in every single Fairly Odd Parents post.

[–]dinkleberg92 113 points114 points ago

Yes?

[–]chrispdx 42 points43 points ago

You've waited for months for this moment, haven't you?

[–]Hotrootsoup 40 points41 points ago

I doubt it. I see a Dinkleberg reference like once a day here.

[–]dinkleberg92 7 points8 points ago

Like a tiger stalking prey. Haha

[–]Nicombobula 100 points101 points ago

one of the better shows to come out of nickelodeon over the years

[–]Firelord_Azula 98 points99 points ago

This show and Avatar: The Last Airbender are two of my favorites.

[–]burritoxman 37 points38 points ago

hence your name

[–]Hit-Enter-Too-Soon 11 points12 points ago

I'm still sad because a year ago, I tried to convince my wife of the amazingness that is Avatar. She watched the first episode with me, said she didn't like it, and stopped. :(

(This show was definitely good too.)

[–]Flamingtaco33 8 points9 points ago

Well the first one is pretty bad. Push through to the 6th or so and then it gets awesome.

[–]Hit-Enter-Too-Soon 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, if I can convince her to push through the first few. I wish I could show her the episode in Ba Sing Se where everybody splits up for the day... but for one thing, spoilers.

[–]Firelord_Azula 4 points5 points ago

The first Book were awesome but no where near as great as Book 2 and 3. Perhaps show her those?

[–]DamaOscuraDeTodos 0 points1 point ago

It's difficult to skip points in a story arc.

[–]Thinks_Too_Logically 2 points3 points ago

My friend showed me later Doctor Who episodes to get me into the show. Not all episodes rely on the story heavily. You could show her the episode where they meet Bumi without spoiling much of anything.

[–]DisapprovingSeal 0 points1 point ago

Difficult, but not impossible.

[–]Firelord_Azula 0 points1 point ago

If she gets hooked by watching some of the better episodes, then she'll want to watch the whole thing.

[–]Mac_Anu 0 points1 point ago

Never really liked the first few episodes. It takes a little while for the animation to get better and the story to pick up.

[–]Deagle_Shitter 2 points3 points ago

Fairly Odd Parents went on for way longer than it should have. Avatar is the perfect show.

[–]pizza95 2 points3 points ago

:)

[–]Aikidi 0 points1 point ago

But Spongebob

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[–]megusta_tortugas 1 point2 points ago

What...?

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 0 points1 point ago

It's too risky isn't it?

[–]megusta_tortugas 0 points1 point ago

It's not that... it's just completely irrelevant.

[–]DisapprovingSeal 0 points1 point ago

It's virus-laden. Thank god for government-supplied anti-virus. You might want to get that checked out.

[–]jandalofdoom 252 points253 points ago

There is nothing this show didn't teach me

[–]OzKiwi88 51 points52 points ago

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. Thomas Carlyle

[–]GreatBallsofTitanium 21 points22 points ago

Fairly Odd Parents is on Netflix and that makes me happy.

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[–]camycam178 14 points15 points ago

What the fuck?

[–]Acronomicon 4 points5 points ago

What is it?

[–]HDlowrider 16 points17 points ago

The gayest porn in the sea.

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons -1 points0 points ago

You're doing God's work son.

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 1 point2 points ago

It's a file filled with a virus. He has been posting this around reddit. Careful guys.

[–]thedudemann08 1 point2 points ago

Wat.

[–]titdirt 40 points41 points ago

"What did you think the song was about? Pumpkins?"
"...yes"

I've never laughed harder in my life.

[–]The_Stunkinator 28 points29 points ago

Mr. Turner wasn't always the brightest crayon in the box,

But that's probably because Cosmo was eating the other colors.

[–]-TheBender- 3 points4 points ago

I wish they would've kept Cosmo as the sarcastic, intellectual sounding guy from the Oh Yeah! Cartoons days. Watching some of those old videos I would've really liked to see how the show would've been different with that kind of Cosmo instead of the idiot version.

[–]buster2Xk 1 point2 points ago

Wait, he was ever not stupid?

[–]Aikidi 1 point2 points ago

I liked the idiot version.

[–]Tannon34 51 points52 points ago

Timmy's Dad was the. Best character on that show

[–]pettyofficer 82 points83 points ago

I know. right

[–]Chazzey_dude 73 points74 points ago

Someone's on. Their smartphone

[–]iMattxC 8 points9 points ago

and they use. swiftkey and. pushed space twice to. add a period.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 11 points12 points ago

Adam West thought so, too

[–]orthag 10 points11 points ago

And Adam West is always right.

It helps to read this in his voice!

[–]Avendrel 2 points3 points ago

And this is where I'd put my trophy.

...

IF I HAD ONE.

[–]CowsRTasty 26 points27 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/yQuVf.jpg

[–]Capitan_Amazing 10 points11 points ago

I like to imagine that the first dream that Timmy smashed was his dad expecting a girl.

[–]SHYS7IE 5 points6 points ago

Actually I'm pretty sure that's the premise of an episode

[–]AnAngryFetus 4 points5 points ago

Not the premise, but it is noted. The reason all of Timmy's stuff is pink is because his parents were hoping for a girl. I think it was in one of the movies.

Note: Don't take my word for it, I'm going on memory here.

[–]ineedausernameplease 1 point2 points ago

I remember this. There was a truck full of girl stuff.

[–]CrazyOldRussian 15 points16 points ago

Timmy Dreamsmasher Turner.

[–]Bowler-22 17 points18 points ago

I am completely sure OP seen this episode today. I did and was thinking "that could go on reddit" right after this scene was over haha

[–]badge_man 3 points4 points ago

Haha.....didn't want you to feel alone.

[–]amialive[S] 15 points16 points ago

You are absolutely correct haha

[–]WezVC -5 points-4 points ago

So you're saying you watched this episode and then made this image yourself?

Because we all know you didn't.

[–]amialive[S] 15 points16 points ago

No no no, that is not what I meant. I was watching it, and went online to find the image. Sorry for the confusion

[–]futuramadog 41 points42 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
My dreams shattered a long time ago. 2coms 13pts 8mos funny
This show was great 377coms 850pts 10mos funny
Shattered dreams 155coms 1213pts 1yr pics
Happy Father's Day! 4coms 188pts 1yr pics
How old are you? 98coms 754pts 1yr reddit.com
Shattered Dreams 6coms 119pts 1yr pics
Shattered dreams 15coms 416pts 2mos funny

[–]lightningrod14 12 points13 points ago

i can't help but read any and all of these--even the bot ones--in a bitingly sarcastic tone.

[–]thesidebproject 63 points64 points ago

Repost you say?

[–]Mnawab 37 points38 points ago

did i hear repost?

[–]TapionXIII 3 points4 points ago

Is this from the new battleship movie?

[–]chrononugget 0 points1 point ago

Yep. Futuristic alien missiles

[–]TapionXIII 5 points6 points ago

Have you seen it? I heard its terrible, but is it worth watching for the action (Ala Transformers 2/3?)

[–]jphw 12 points13 points ago

They don't say "You sunk my battleship". Ruined the whole film for me.

[–]chrononugget 2 points3 points ago

It was decent, but things didn't really make sense. I guess having low expectations is key.

[–]poptart2nd 1 point2 points ago

a movie based on a board game didn't have a coherent plot? surely you jest!

[–]Heelincal 3 points4 points ago

Transformers 3 was a good movie all around.

Bring on the downvote brigade.

[–]TapionXIII 4 points5 points ago

Nah bro, you are allowed to have an opinion.

[–]Heelincal 8 points9 points ago

Reddit's fine with me having an opinion?

[–]THEREFOREiEXIST 2 points3 points ago

What, no downvotes in the explosion?

[–]braedos222 0 points1 point ago

Its ironic because you are reposting this gif.

[–]GreatBallsofTitanium 4 points5 points ago

I don't think it counts in comments...

[–]modern_warfare_1 5 points6 points ago

I don't think it counts in comments...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

That was awesome

[–]NewbGaming 5 points6 points ago

This isn't any more info, it's the same post over and over.

[–]youre_all_pirates 7 points8 points ago

r/childfree

[–]jhc1415 6 points7 points ago

much better than /r/freechild

[–]Deagle_Shitter 1 point2 points ago

Dammit. Nothing there...

[–]orthag 3 points4 points ago

Fairly Odd Parents is one of the few cartoons I can rewatch and not feel disgusted at child me for watching.

[–]GuyOnTheMoon 6 points7 points ago

Anyone remember Chip Skylark?

I had a crush on him.

[–]bellabob 3 points4 points ago

My shiny teeth and me.

[–]buster2Xk 1 point2 points ago

Well he is delicious.

[–]Kalyptro 2 points3 points ago

Too bad Timmy wasn't his dad's favorite :(

[–]Freakazette 1 point2 points ago

I know, right? And he only has the one kid.

[–]RawrCola 2 points3 points ago

Has anyone else watched some of the current episodes, remembered watching them years ago, but don't remember them including Poof even though they suddenly do?

[–]whatthespicy 1 point2 points ago

My dad works for Fairly Odd Parents, thank you for your support!

[–]Beenhamean 2 points3 points ago

Pants are for squares!

[–]Laurlaur70707 0 points1 point ago

Me and my niece were just watching that episode!

[–]Drew1carpenter 0 points1 point ago

I was just watching that!

[–]mrboombastic123 0 points1 point ago

Double burn!

[–]MEGUSTA132 1 point2 points ago

"But honey, you told me this shirt was stolen by the Canadians!" Oh, Timmy's dad, you silly bastard.

[–]buster2Xk 1 point2 points ago

"Back off, you Canadians!" has stuck with me for years. Wasn't that the episode where the garbage magic was making their house try to kill them?

[–]MEGUSTA132 0 points1 point ago

Yup. One of my favorite parts of the show. That and "MAN-EGG!"

[–]0011110000110011 0 points1 point ago

You watched this episode earlier today, too?

[–]Pixiesquasher 0 points1 point ago

My dad said something similar to me. It was something like "Be careful not to have children because it'll ruin your life."

[–]chilidog17 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]mattbluesman 1 point2 points ago

Father of a 5 month old here.

That man is correct.

[–]wr80 0 points1 point ago

That show was just amazing all around. Cosmo, his dad, Timmy, all grade A morons, funny morons tho

[–]Lying_Cake 0 points1 point ago

How would you like a nice steaming pile of repost?

[–]MILKYCAT -1 points0 points ago

not only is this a repost, but this show fucking sucks ass so yeah downvote for you

[–]logintodothat 0 points1 point ago

I watch this every night, damn his dad's hilarious!

[–]Cahnis 1 point2 points ago

About dads, i don't think theres one to top Randy Marsh

[–]cagedit 0 points1 point ago

This has to be THE most reposted picture on reddit

[–]n8wolf 0 points1 point ago

I feel this is a good place to leave this.

The Fairly Oddparents and Drake & Josh are the reasons I can't take anyone seriously that says kids shows aren't what they used to be. I, too, grew up in the 90s and enjoyed Doug, Rugrats, Rocket Power, all of those shows. Fairly Oddparents is on the level of Angry Beavers, Drake and Josh would have DOMINATED SNICK back in the day, and Spongebob Squarepants has been a top 5 program for 13 years with some of the most soundly written comedy on television.

TL;DR - I'm a 90s kid and 90s kids need to shut the fuck up about 90s nickelodeon and get on board with the Fairly Oddparents and others.

[–]bcb412 0 points1 point ago

literally just turned this on now 0.0

[–]allycakes 1 point2 points ago

For some reason, I was expecting this. But I guess "Richard!" isn't quite as witty.

[–]ButcherJones 1 point2 points ago

Timmy's dad looks suspiciously like Mitt Romney...

[–]samsterk911 0 points1 point ago

my thought as well

[–]RageBug -3 points-2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
My dreams shattered a long time ago. 2coms 13pts 8mos funny
This show was great 377coms 850pts 10mos funny
Shattered dreams 155coms 1213pts 1yr pics
Happy Father's Day! 4coms 188pts 1yr pics
How old are you? 98coms 754pts 1yr reddit.com
Shattered Dreams 6coms 119pts 1yr pics
Shattered dreams 15coms 416pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]0011110000110011 7 points8 points ago

This comment is a repost.

[–]RageBug 1 point2 points ago

Yea I realized after I posted. Sorry.

[–]chrispdx -5 points-4 points ago

Dinklebeerrrrrrrrrrrgggg

[–]IDlOT -2 points-1 points ago

How many FUCKING TIMES, REDDIT?

[–]Zeus_of_Downvotes -5 points-4 points ago

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